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since: 08-24-09, id: 2060336, Profile Updated: 12-21-09
Author has written 2 stories for Avalon Code, and Harper's Island.

I'm still working on 'Harper's island- best wedding destination' so even if it takes a month to update I won't abandon the story, patience is necessary :P

My favorite characters:

Twilight: Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, Carlisle, Renesmee, Jacob, Seth, Quil

House of Night: Damien, Stevie rae, shaunee, erin, Stark, Darius

Harry Potter: Fred, George, Ron, Ginny, Bellatrix, Draco, Snape, Hermione, Tonks, Luna

Looking Glass Wars: Dodge, Alyss, Hatter Madigan, Molly

Harper's Island: Cal, Chloe, JD, Booth, Sully, Shane, Nikki, Jimmy,

Vampire Diaries: Jeremy, Bonnie, Damon

Some Of My Favorite Quotes:

TWLIGHT/NEW MOON/ECLIPSE/BREAKING DAWN - by character

Alice Cullen

"It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share."

"I’ve never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy."

"Leave it to you, Bella. Anyone else would be better off when the vampires left town. But you have to start hanging out with the first monsters you can find."

"Save your remorse for someone who believes it."

"How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?"

"Try not to trip. We don’t have time for a concussion today."

"I think she’s having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her."

"Haven’t you noticed yet, Bella, that Edward is just the teeniest bit prone to overreaction?"

"You’d think I was shoving bamboo splinters under your nails."

"I know – I’ll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."

Jasper Hale

"When you live for the fight, for the blood, the relationships you form are tenuous and easily broken."

"You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope."

"You truly are one frightening little monster."

"It’s just been my experience that some kinds of working relationships are better motivated by fear than by monetary gain."

Emmett Cullen

"Eerie, isn’t it?"

"You haven’t changed at all. I expected a perceptible difference, but here you are, red-faced just like always."

"I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone."

"It doesn’t count until she’s conscious, Rose."

"I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around."

"Fall down again, Bella?"

"I’ll try not to break anything."

"Nice to have toddlers guarding the fort."

"So it’s still standing? I would’ve thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?"

" ‘Bout time somebody scored around here."

"Oooo, scary."

"Hard to feel confident when you’re surrounded by horse-sized wolves."

Rosalie Hale

"What is she to me? Except a menace — a danger you’ve chosen to inflict on all of us."

"If we had happy endings, we’d all be under gravestones now."

"Admiration was like air to me, Bella. I was silly and shallow, but I was content".

"Edward has always been a little strange."

"Where’s the flood, mutt?"

"About time. The chainsaw impersonation was getting a little tired."

"Oh, wonderful. I knew I "smelled something nasty."

"Enjoy, mongrel."

"Of course there" were no survivors. Giving birth in the middle of a disease-infested swamp with a medicine man smearing sloth spit across your face to drive out the evil spirits was never the safest method."

"You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair."

"I’ll help him toss you, dog. I owe you a good kick in the gut."

Jacob Black

So, should I tell him you said to butt the hell out?

Speak of the devil and the devil shall appear.

I swear, they’re like hall monitors gone bad.

If this is how you’re going to react, I’ll freak out more often.

Why are you apologizing for bleeding?

So are you going to be my Valentine? Since you didn’t get me a fifty-cent box of candy, it’s the least you can do.

I told him you were planning to corrupt my youthful innocence.

As long as you like me the best. And you think I’m good-looking—sort of. I’m prepared to be annoyingly persistent.

Sometimes, loyalty gets in the way of what you want to do. Sometimes, it’s not your secret to tell.

You really, honestly don’t mind that I morph into a giant dog?

Sorry. I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.

Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.

Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?

Go fetch a space heater. I’m not a St. Bernard.

I’m sure she’ll thank you for this when her toes turn black and drop off.

Do I get points for making you cry?

Insanity is probably easier than sharing a pack mind. Crazy people’s voices don’t send babysitters to watch them.

Life sucks, and then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky.

Hey, do you know what you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.

Say what you want, I still think Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular.

Seth Clearwater

I’m no Alice – you’re just predictable.

You want me to be all doom and gloom, or just shut up?

Alice wants you, too. She says she’s tired of hanging out in the attic like a bat in the belfry.

I mean, at least you didn’t bite me or anything. That would’ve sucked.

HARRY POTTER BOOKS- by character

Fred and George Weasley

"Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."


"That's not what he said," said Fred Weasley.
"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags.

"We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us." -George

"Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G.'
"Harry's is better than ours, though," said Fred, holding up Harry's sweater. "She obviously makes more of an effort if you're not family."
"Why aren't you wearing yours, Ron?" George demanded. "Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm."
"I hate maroon," Ron moaned half-heartedly as he pulled it over his head.
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

"We've got it Percy's Head Boy badge. We're improving it." The badge now read, "Bighead Boy."

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" Molly Weasley
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?"

"So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" she Hermione was saying, "and then there's A-"
"No, E," George corrected her, "E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams."

"What are we doing here? Has something gone wrong?"
"Oh no, Ron," came Fred's voice, very sarcastically. "No, this is exactly where we wanted to end up." "Yeah, we're having the time of our lives here," said George, whose voice sounded muffled, as though he was squashed against the wall.

"This isn't how we imagined handing over our present," said George grimly, putting down a large wrapped gift on Ron's bedside cabinet and sitting beside Ginny.
"Yeah, when we pictured the scene, he was conscious," said Fred.

Ron Weasley

"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."

"Viktor? Hasn't he asked you to call him Vicky yet?"

"Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow,
Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow."

Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
"Don't play," said Hermione at once.
"Say you're ill," said Ron.
"Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested.
"Really break your leg," said Ron.

Hermione frowned at Ron.
"He's not a nutter, Ron--"
"His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque just like his mother," said Ron irritably. "Is that normal, Hermione?"

"Ron, we're supposed to show the first-years where to go!"
"Oh, yeah," said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. "Hey-hey you lot! Midgets!"
"Ron!"
"Well, they are, they're twitchy..."

"The hats have gone," Hermione said happily. "Seems the house-elves do want freedom after all."
"I wouldn't bet on it," Ron told her cuttingly. "They might not count as clothes. They didn't look anything like hats to me, more like woolly bladders."


"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

"I'll make Goyle do lines, he hates writing," said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle's low grunt, mimed writing in midair. "I...must...not...look...like...a...baboon's...backside."

"It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident.."

"If you're not in Gryffindor we'll disinherit you, but no pressure."

Draco Malfoy

"Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?"

"Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something."

"Oh how silly we’ve been!" Malfoy sneered. "We should have stroked them! Why didn’t we guess?"
"I-I thought they were funny," Hagrid said uncertainly to Hermione.
"Oh tremendously funny!" said Malfoy. "Really witty, giving us books that try and rip our hands off!"

"Azkaban - the wizard's prison, Goyle. Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards."

"You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for 'the Chosen Captain'-- 'The Boy Who Scored'-- whatever they call you these days."

"Granger, they're after Muggles," said Malfoy. "D'you want to be showing off your knickers in mid-air? Because if you do, hang around...they're moving this way, and it would give us all a laugh."

Luna Lovegood

"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure."

"I've been able to see them ever since my first year here. They've always pulled the carriages. Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.
"

"Mistletoe," said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry's head. He jumped out from under it. "Good thinking," said Luna seriously. "It's often infested with nargles."


"I enjoyed the meetings, too. It was like having friends."

"Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine, too?"

"I'll distract them all," she said. "Use your Cloak." And before he Harry could say a word, she had cried, "Oooh, look, a Blibbering Humdinger!" and pointed out the window.

HOUSE OF NIGHT

"As your girlfriend, you've just pissed me off. As your High Priestess, you've just insulted me. And as someone with a working brain, you've made me wonder if you've lost every bit of your sense." - Zoey Redbird

"That was so romantic I almost peed my pants." -Stevie Rae Johnson

"And when she got pissed that accent of hers went out of control." Shaunee Cole

"Yep, we call it Z. A. T. - Zoey Alone Time." - Damien Maslin

I'm Zoey Redbird, currently the undisputed Queen of Making My Friends Pissed Land." - Zoey Redbird

"Aphrodite makes us understand why women have drowned their babies." - Shaunee Cole

"Mary Poppins was British. Which means she wasn't countrified." - Stevie Rae Johnson

"You better listen to her. I counted two real cuss words and one almost cuss in that little speech. She's serious" - Aphrodite LaFonte

"But we're little bits of vanilla and chocolate. We'd tempt even the nicest bloodsucking monster." - Erin Bates

"We're so special, when you look in the dictionary under short bus, there's a group picture of us" - Stevie Rae Johnson

"Just so you know, I'm going to tell Jack you were laughing at me, and he'll get mad at you. That means the next time I purchase a gift for you, he will go on strike and not supervise its tasteful wrapping" - Damien Maslin

"You know, Z, you're weird about your brown pop" - Stevie rae

"What ever, miss lucky charms" - Zoey

"Hey, lucky charms aree good for you" - Stevie rae

"Really? So tell me, what are marshmallows- a fruit or a vegetable?" -Zoey

"Both. They're unique- like me"- Stevie rae

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1. Harpers Island: Best Wedding Destination » reviews
This is how everything would have happened if my OOC character Kristen went to the island. By the way.... more than 4 people will live.
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,581 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 12-29-09 - Published: 10-17-09 - J. Booth
2. So over you not » reviews
A songfic! Just a bit of fluffy stuff. Tia hooked up with Rex and Rempo is in love with her. Typical. Rempo/Tia I picked T because if I continue the story language might get worse.
Avalon Code - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 10-6-09 - Rempo & Tia
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