Author has written 17 stories for Gundam Seed, Ace Combat, Naruto, Valkyria Chronicles, Star Wars, Halo, Star Wars, Assassin's Creed, Ninja Gaiden, and Star Wars: The Clone Wars.
Name: D. Joseph Cobb
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Brown with grey trim
Weight: NOT TELLING!!
Ethnic Heritage: French, Irish, Scottish, German, Cherokee Indian, Polish, Tahitian, and English.
Favorite Anime: Code Geass, Most of Gundam Series (SEED & SEED Destiny), BLEACH, Vandread, Naruto, etc.
Favorite games: Halo series, Medal of Honor, Ace Combat, Call of Duty series
Favorite Movies: The Last Samurai, Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan, Band of Brothers, mostly war movies with some hint of Romance.
Favorite Hobbies: Reading, Playing pool, anime, Chess, Video games, collecting Militaria, fanfiction, swords, firearms.
Hate: Bigotry, racism, arrogance, spiders (shudders), rapists, perverts, sexists, child abusers, favoritism (including me), and pedophiles. And most importantly, critiques guilds.
About Me: I was Born on Feb 8th, 1989, in Fresno County, California. I became interested in Fanfiction.net when I stumbled upon a story on google, as I read it I immediatley became hooked. Half of the Writers on the Site wrote their Fics so well, I decided to get in on the action. I have a older brother who is in the Army the who's been to Afghanistan and back, an annoying little Half-brother who gets on my nerves, a lot, a mother, a step-father and bio-father. And now, HERE I AM PEOPLE!!
Favorite Naruto pairings
Naruto x Hinata
Naruto x Mei
Naruto x Fuka
Naruto x Sasame
Naruto X Amaru
Writings in the Works:
Nation of the Ice: Revisioned- Now opened as challenge
The Colony of Heliopolis is attacked by ZAFT as the Bloody Valentine War rages on with no end in sight. The Earth Forces' new warship, the Archangel escapes from the doomed colony, but run into the ISAF/ Antarctic Warship, the Morningstar, it's two Gundams, and a whole squad of Mobile Suits. The two ships must form a uneasy Alliance in order to survive vicious attacks from the infamous ZAFT Commander Rau Le Creuset. As a shock to a certain Strike pilot, two of his closest friends are the pilots of the two Gundams.
Ace Combat 5: A Warrior's Journey
Follow the path of Adrian 'Blaze' Galland, former native of the Republic of Ustio, veteran of the Usean Continental War, and now Squadmember of the 108th TFS 'Wardog Squadron'. From his exile from his homeland during the Belkan to his rising fame as a war hero on the frontlines of The Circum-Pacific War. Only the way he will encounter loss, greif, love, happiness, comradeship, honor, and freedom.
Brainstorm: Narumi Uzumaki & the Ookamikaze- Now opened as challenge
I'm thinking of making a Naruto fic, only the Naruto in this fic is female. Please dont get mad at me! Also I'm introducing another Shinobi Clan, known as the Ookamikaze. This clan who have been good friends with Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki decide to take in Narumi after Kushina disappears after the Kyuubi attack. If anyone wants to contribute OCs or any other ideas it will be most welcome. Now here is the Ookamikaze Clan profile.
Ookamikaze Clan- A Konoha Shinobi Clan known for their bravery, teamwork, ferociusness in battle, and their loyalty to Konoha. What makes them unique is that they have the same senses and abilities as a wolf does; speed, sense of smell, hearing, and taste. The Ookamikaze are known to work in packs and will be a terrifying force if one of their own are threatened. They are also known to raise wolf pups and form bonds with them which makes them all the more terrifying. They have a friendly competition with the Inuzuka Clan, trying to show who is the best in tracking down enemies or wounded comrades, so far this is yet to be resolved. The main feature of the Ookamikaze is their wolflike yellow eyes. Despite their fierce reputation they are known to protect others who cant fight back, mostly unarmed women & children, this shows that the Clan have a code of honor, and follow it no matter what. They are more open to others, and are known to adopt orphans into their clan. They dont trust the Uchiha very much, because they believe they are always plotting something and are known to get into fights with them. The Ookamikaze's legend grew during the Third Shinobi War as they and their wolf partners struck fear in the hearts of the Iwa-nin, alongside Minato Namikaze, aka the Yondaime Hokage, aka the 'Yellow Flash of Konoha', as their expertise at teamwork and skill decimated the enemy forces. Since then, they have been known as the Okamiyasha no Konoha. Other known trademarks of the Clan include their use in Kenjutsu, Raiton Jutsu, Doton Jutsu, Fuuton Jutsu, Ninjutsu, and Taijutsu. Their most famous trademark was the erily howl of the wolf. During the night of the Kyuubi attack, Minato Namikaze sacrificed himself to save Konoha by sealing the Kyuubi no Kitsune into his own daughter Narumi Uzumaki. When the attack was over, the Ookamikaze Clan Head, Lady Shiori took infant Narumi into her clan, since Kushina had disappeared without a trace. The reason for this was that they had a undying friendship with Minato and his wife Kushina, and also to protect her from the Uchiha who wanted to use her as a living weapon. Lady Shiori raises her along with her own son Shiro, and vows to find Kushina no matter the cost.
Shiori's Attire: Ginciyo-nobuaambit-online.jpg. You have to type it in, sorry.
Please PM me your ideas. Thank you!
I'm Co-Author of the Naruto Fic, Village of the Blade, alongside DragonKnightRyu.
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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He was outlived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
RIP: We shall remember
My first True Challenge: This story must include my recent OC Karite, an immortal ninja from the time of the Shodai Hokage. During the day when Naruto was born and Madara goes, after the tip from the two Elders Homura and Koharu, to rip the Kyuubi out of Kushina. But then, just as he is about to commit his plan, Karite shows up and convinces him instead of just using the Fox to do his dirty work, he tells him to take his time and gather all the Bijuu, from the Ichibi, to the Kyuubi and try to reform the Juubi. Madara thinks about this and agrees, and as he leaves the area near where Kushina is giving birth, Karite puts his next phase of his plan to action, giving Naruto his memories of all the Jutsu he's ever learned, all stored in a memory seal, of course, he does this while Minato and Kushina are asleep of course.
Rules for the challenge: Pairings are your choice, Naruto must be proficient at Kenjutsu, smart, but still has his pranking side from canon. You can have the villagers either hate Naruto or not.
The OC for the Challenge:
Hair Color/Style: Midnight Black, loose and short
Eye color: Ice blue with crimson flecks
Personality: Cold, sarcastic, slightly sinister.
Age: Well over 100, looks to be in his mid thirties
Bio: A man with little in the way of morals and plenty in the way of disregard for the safety of human life. Having trained Danzo as an apprentice and has given Orochimaru some instruction on his experiments many would prefer NOT to think of this man who was able to fight on even grounds with the Shodai Hokage with his Blood Release and Panther Summons. The cause of his current personality, was due to a past tragedy that happened when he was still a loyal Konoha-nin, when he lost his beloved. Since that day he swore revenge on those who wronged and betrayed him. He has no ambitions for world domination, unlike his student Danzo, or his greatest source of hatred Madara Uchiha, or Orochimaru.
Clothing: A black robe with the kanji for 'Death' on his back over top a long sleeved tight black shirt and black shinobi pants with a dark green flack jacket and combat boots.
Note this OC was given to me by DragonKnightRyu, so thanks go to him.
NaruFuka Lemon Challenge: I rarely see a pairing like this. When I saw Fuka in the Twelve Guardian Arc, I must admit, she was HOT! And she was the FIRST girl to kiss Naruto...though he tried to kill him. But, I put up this lemon of this very rare pairing, so if anyone wants to take this challenge let me know!
Type of fic: Naruto-Ninja Gaiden/DOA crossover.
Summary: Naruto is banished from Konoha, by the manipulations of Danzo and the Sandaime's teammates, after completing the Sasuke Retrieval Mission after bringing said Uchiha back. He is stripped of the Toad Contract and leaves the village, losing all love for it, except for a few people. He journies to the land of Rivers where he discovers a new summoning scroll, and a powerful spiritual being transports him to a place where he will be accepted.
1. You are allowed to choose which animal will be Naruto's summons.
2. You are allowed to let three people from the Naruto universe to go with him.
3. Konoha bashing is optional.
4. Harem is allowed for Naruto (DOA girls included).
3rd Fanfic Challenge
Type of fic: Naruto/Ninja Gaiden/DOA crossover. Post DOA 5 and Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge. Posted 4/22/2013
Summary: As she is being hunted by her Clan again, and nearly getting killed, Kasumi is rescued by a strange being who offers her a new life away from being hunted like a animal, in a new world where Ninja are dominant. The only catch is that she has to raise a infant Naruto as if he were her own child. After a while of thinking it over, Kasumi accepts and is teleported to the Elemental Nations, and becoming the adoptive mother of Naruto.
Rules for challenge:
1. You are free to describe what the being should like. For example: male or female. Deity or human. A ninja or an animal summon.
2. Pairings are up to you.
3. You can choose which DOA 5 costume Kasumi will wear, with the exception of the bunny outfits, the school uniform, the farmer girl and the mrs. clause outfits.
4. You are also allowed for which 3 characters from DOA/Ninja Gaiden can go with her.
PM if you accept this challenge.
RANT ALERT!: Posted 9/7/2011
To Readers and Reviewers who do not like how we use other languages, for instance, Japanese? Please...Stop. Your. COMPLAINING! I mean come on! It's really *BEEP*ing annoying! All this "Oh stop it with the Japanese, you don't even know it!," or, "Just write English, so we can understand it!" I'm being respectful to the characters home language! So I appreciate that you be a little more respectful about how I write a story, thank you very much! If you don't like then don't read any of my stories!
Sorry about that, a reviewer to my Assassin's Gaiden Fic was whining about how I write using Japanese Honorifics and other words. Thank you for listening to my opinions.
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