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since: 08-25-09, id: 2061866, Profile Updated: 08-06-12
country: USA
Author has written 20 stories for Nightmare Before Christmas, Jhonen Vasquez, Xiaolin Showdown, Outsiders, Harry Potter, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Ouran High School Host Club, Invisible Monsters, and Gorillaz.

I'm Hannah. c:

That's really all I can offer you.

I'm boring.

Summary of my writing style; I like commas.

I love getting feedback, so critiques are welcome! (Just remember; Build me up before you break me down.)

*NOTE: I realize that there has been a lot of bustle about the mass deletions. I took this opportunity to get rid of some of the stories I'm not proud to have under my name. Please do not assume for a moment that FF took them down. I don't think anyone will care, but... Yeah. c: Just letting you all know.


1. Hello Gravity » reviews
Just some scenes showing interactions between 2D and Murdoc. The two are just balls of emotions. - These drabbles won't be connected, they'll just be little ficlets for your enjoyment. Have fun.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-26-12 - Published: 4-29-12 - 2D & Murdoc N.
2. Yes, Johnathan, No, Johnathan
A set of drabbles inspired by Amanda Palmer/The Dresden Dolls songs. c:
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Published: 4-29-12
3. Brandy Alexander, Queen Supreme reviews
"You'll never realized that she's so horrible. Brandy Alexander, Queen Supreme. She's the home and moving hub for all that you hate." Just a little character blurb. I guess you could call it an exploration of her character. Rated M for mentions of gender changes, and people are just too sensitive these days.
Invisible Monsters - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-6-11 - Complete
4. From Ouran, With Love reviews
"Yes, this was the G8 Host Club. It was kind of pathetic, sure, but they lived this way, and they were a family." Crossover in which the members of Ouran's host club are replaced with characters from Hetalia. One-shot, too, guys.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-13-11 - Complete
5. Blonde Haired, Blue Eyed Lover Boy » reviews
"All he did was sing his heart out about money, tourists, human machines, and future. God, he loved this band." Some FrUK one shots. Probably never to be revisited, so I'm marking it as Complete for now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-4-11 - Published: 11-27-10 - France & England/Britain - Complete
6. Johnny In The Land Of The Dead: Under Renovation » reviews
Going under renovation. You'll probably see an intense jump in the writing style. Sorry, guys. I wasn't too pleased, so I'm fixing it up. Feel free to read it anyhow. c: Ah, also slash romance. Just sayin'
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,892 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 2-3-11 - Published: 10-2-09 - Complete
7. You'd Never Expect It Of Him reviews
Ex. "It makes you sick to look at yourself in the mirror. How could he have done that? How could you have let that happen? Well, then again, that albino was a great kisser. Oh god, what are you thinking?" Don't judge me. Really. Please.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-2-11 - Prussia & Austria - Complete
8. I Am That Hero! reviews
"'Well isn't that the reason we're here' Alfred lifted his bayonette and aimed it at the Briton. 'I'm not your child anymore. You should have known that one day I'd leave your nest'" In which Grandpa Francis tells his two favourite grandchildren about the American Revolution.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-18-10 - England/Britain & France - Complete
9. Double Homicide and Suicide With no Note! reviews
"Again with that stupid crying mantra. No, no, no, stop, please, no! Did she know any other words?" Songfic to Eminem's "Kim." Set in an AU, but not formally. Have fun with that.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-9-10 - Johnny C. & Devi D. - Complete
10. 50 Themes: The Musical reviews
Another 50 Themes attempt, done with songs. Nny/Edgar, mostly, for once. Have fun murdering me, fandom.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-27-10 - Johnny C. & Edgar V. - Complete
11. 50 Themes More reviews
One of those silly little 50 themes ficlets. I'd put an excerpt, but there isn't enough continuous text for that. There's a bit of every pairing under the sun in here; have fun fandom.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-26-10 - Johnny C. - Complete
12. Four More Years reviews
"He wondered how they could think such vulgar things about someone they didn't know." On hiatus, if it ever had a future anyway.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-18-10 - Johnny C. - Complete
13. Good Riddance reviews
"He had always been strong for him. He had always taken more than he ever thought he could." Gift-fic for .the.end. Though, that was a long time ago. One-shot, and I'm not proud.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-20-10 - Draco M. & Lucius M. - Complete
14. Religion And Mood Rings reviews
"I'm pretty sure six fifty won't buy a house, Edgar."
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-4-10 - Johnny C. & Edgar V. - Complete
15. It's Raining, It's Pouring reviews
"'You're disgusting,' Johnny stood up and felt claws on his shirt, 'don't touch me.'" Nny/Psycho Doughboy. Hey, fandom, suck on that.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-26-10 - Johnny C. & Psycho Doughboy - Complete
16. Like A Sewer Rat reviews
'"Princess Mikai," he smiled. He wrote a small note on the back as well, reading that Princess Mikai had been deemed the best dancer in the entire kingdom by Prince Jack." His father has a party, he watches a girl, and there's sweetness. Have fun.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-26-10 - Jack - Complete
17. First Time In, Huh? reviews
"He cocked the gun and frowned at the clerk. 'You didn't want me to kill you, did you? Because you sure are acting like you want me to shoot you right between the eyes.'" In which the tellings are of Dallas Winston's first trip to jail. Gift-fic for .the.end.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-24-10 - Dallas W. - Complete
18. Thursday is Ladies Night, You Know reviews
"'No, no, you're safe now. Edgar's helped me out, a lot.' he smiled nervously, 'I'm still hideously insane, but I'm doing much better. Really.'" Devi is forced to go to a club with Tenna, where she meets the man once of her affection. Drunken fluff ensues, only to be crushed by assured Nny/Edgar. There you go, fandom.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-24-10 - Johnny C. & Devi D. - Complete
19. Stormy Nights reviews
"He's Chase, if he were to have band aids it would make this place even the least bit homey! And that would be just terrible." Jack watches over Chase's home for him, being trapped in a storm with a kitten. Chase/Jack so watch out.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-20-10 - Jack & Chase - Complete
20. Stains of Life on Piano Keys reviews
"The Funeral March had begun, but only at Squee's fingertips." Blubbery one-shot in which Squee's parents have left, and he lives with Johnny and a stupid piano.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-23-10 - Johnny C. & Squee