FUN FACTS

Let's take a moment to ponder (and google image search) the following: Colin Morgan, Karl Urban, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, Justin Bruening, Chris Evans, Ryan Cartwright, Zachary Quinto, and Robert Buckley. You can thank me after you've mopped up the drool by your keyboard.

Villains are my favorite. I want one.

Accents just get to me. Irish, Southern, Scottish, English... Yes, please.

My motorcycle is way cooler than your car, but in the event of a head on collision...you win.

Diet pop is seriously disgusting but Arizona Green Tea is the nectar of life.

The Pine Barrens are a way of life. Join us. And bring PBR.

Old men can be sexy, too. Case in point - Karl Urban, Gerard Butler, Mark Harmon, Simon Pegg, John C. McGinley, David Boreanez...the list goes on.

I am #6 in a family of 10 kids. Your condolences are appreciated and filed for later reference.

My three year old is a genius, even if she does wear Hulk Hands everywhere.

I think that gym classes should offer tree climbing instead of rope climbing. I would have kicked ass at that.

I'm a nerd, but it's totally alright, because I can make fun of you in Tengwar.

Tattoos are forever so think twice before you get inked ... I have 8.

Music brings out the best and worst of me. The best is when I write. The worst is when I drive.

Cowboys are cooler than pirates. Can't say for sure where ninja's rank since they're invisible.

The literary significance of a thimble is incredibly important.

One of the greatest literary characters of all time is Edmund Pevensie. He is the everyday person that is faulted, awakened, and a better man for it. I think we could all learn a thing or two from Edmund.

John Bon Jovi is a glam-rock god. He is the greatest thing to come out of the garden state since tomatoes.

If you're naked, don't bother me. I mean it. (It is astounding how many people have had trouble with this one.)