What to do, what to do? Well, how about this:

Name: Teal Phoenix (I also go by Toast, Jay-Jay, Teal-chan, or Small Person.)

Age: 14

Sex: Female (And proud!)

Dating status: Single

Hair: blond, boy cut. It's fluffy!

I'm an anime freak, in luff with several characters, and have poor eyesight too!

Also, did I mention I'm insane? No, well, there it is.

Favorite movies: Labyrinth (1986), Spirited Away (anything from Hyao Miazaki really), X-men origins: wolverine, Ironman, and The Yugioh Abridged movie. Yeah, It's unofficial, but it still counts!

The fandoms I like are Yugioh GX, Yugioh, X-men Evolution, Avatar: The Last Airbender, X-Men, Dragonball Z, Death Note, Fruits Basket, and Fullmetal Alchemist. I also use the dub names because that is what I know. If you don't like it then... uh... I'll get back to you on that...

Stuff About Me:

My fantasy/action muse is a hyperactive demon affectionately referred to as Piper, and my Romance muse is a lazy, homosexual angel called Dusty. They're quite the pair. I have another muse called Jodi who is in charge of all the angst and sad scenes, she's mildly overworked and usually very snippy.

English is my first language, and I don't speak anything in any other language other than insults or curses, and even then, I could be naming dishware for all I know. Music is a big part of my life and it gets Piper motivated, and can warn Jodi that work's about to start. I like humor and love to laugh, though I find that it's a very difficult thing to write well and not have it be slapstick. Therefore I respect humor writers.

I have nothing against Homosexuality, and I do enjoy a good Yaoi fanfic, so I can get supremely pissed if someone flames something for the fact that the characters are gay/lesbian, especially if they were warned about it in the summary.

I'm currently writing... five original stories, so if I go awhile without updating, that's why. It's actually quite fun now that NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) AKA November, has come 'round. Not to say that it wasn't fun before, but anyway, NaNoWriMo is when writers try to write 50,000 word works in 30 days. Have at it, it's a good way to develop and hone your skills.

My Thoughts On Writing:

I think you have to be insane on some sort of level to write, some form of MPD or Schizophrenia to be able to come up with each and every character and not have them turn out to be a Mary Sue/Gary Stu. I've been dubbed a Grammar/spelling Nazi and edit for real-life friends, so if I have a run-on sentence, fragment, or just something that doesn't look right, please tell me in a review so I can correct it.

Is it just me, or are summaries fricking hard to write? Seriously, I have it all in my head and when I get to the keyboard, POOF! All gone. Personally, I blame the gnomes of Kee 'Reth. I also blame the gnomes for making me almost incapable (At the moment) of writing nothing but OC fics.

If someone has a good story that you think I might like, please leave the title in a review and I'll check it out.

Quotes/Fun Stuff:

You know how there are all those copy and paste things? Here are mine!

If you've found that you're outside the target age zone for your favorite shows, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Colt-Man, 24kt White Gold, fourfourfourfour, Teal Phoenix,

If you've ever run down an up escalator, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have developed several crushes on fictional characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you rock instead of rap, copy and paste this into your profile.

Bakura = sexy. Copy and paste if you follow this logic

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe the day Seto Kaiba's gravity defying trench coat stops defying gravity is the day the world ends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you own an invisible flying squirrel, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that muffins may rule the world some day, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off as you watch the others, copy this to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Quotes:

Ryan: But, cows need water to live, and so would you...
Ben: No, i will drink cow blood like a real man, and so will my cows.
Mac: What about milk?
Ben: I'm only gonna breed manly cows.
(My brother and 2 friends over a project for economics)

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned

When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.

Too often, we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the mother-fucker upside the head.

Girl from gym class: You're a freak!
Me: What was your first clue?

My Aunt: If you can't dazzle 'em with brains, baffle 'em with bullshit.

Boy from science: But what if one of us was on fire and you didn't notice?
Mr. O'hara: I like to think I'd have enough wherewithal to know if one of my students were on fire, but if i didn't notice, use the fire blanket.

Me: You're a great friend, but if the Zombies find out where we live, I'm tripping you.

Piper: Hey! I didn't break a rule! I was just testing its elasticity!
Ra: (Facepalms)
(Did i mention that my action muse is also a character in one of my original stories?)

We don't lie, cheat or steal... however we Elaborate, Collaborate and Borrow. (I wish i could remember who said this one!)

I think that all writing is useful for honing writing skills. I think you get better as a writer by writing, and whether that means that you're writing a singularly deep and moving novel about the pain or pleasure of modern existence or you're writing Smeagol-Gollum slash you're still putting one damn word after another and learning as a writer." --Neil Gaiman

Now, in the words of Porky Pig, "Th-th-th-th-th-th-th-That's All Folks!"