Well, um, yes...something clever to say. Somebody help me! It's the blank page of doom.

What can I say about me?

I have an overwhelming need to fill small boxes with text. I suspect it's because I'm an extrovert.

I'm well over half the way to 50, which fills me with dread. I'm 27.

I live in Germany at the moment, but I have lived in a number of places, ranging from Beijing to Riga. However, I consider Scotland my home.

My biggest passions are photography and theatre, but not in that combination. I trained as a Stage Manager/Lighting tech, but as there are pitifully few jobs in theatre and I wanted to travel more anyway, I became a TESOL teacher. I try my best to prevent German Business People from butchering the English language too badly. That's one of the reasons bad spelling and grammar make me cringe. I think I might be allergic. Don't even get me started on the use of apostrophes. You will get the full rant!

I'm probably too lazy to write my own stories, but I'd love to try beta'ing sometime.