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Author has written 33 stories for Malcolm in the Middle, Sarah Jane Adventures, Doctor Who, Life in the Wood with Joni-Pip, Big Bang Theory, Sherlock, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Hunger Games, Young James Herriot, and Radio Dramas. Hello! The name's Joni. That's Jo-Knee, by the way, call me Johnny and I'll arrange to have you shot in the head. :) I’m seventeen and British. I have spent a large proportion of my teenage life on this site, and I don’t regret it! However, of late I’ve become horrendous at keeping up with reading and writing. I’m just incurably lazy. I’m going to sift through the stories I’m subscribed to until there seems a less daunting amount to read. I’m also looking at all the incomplete stories I’ve got lying around with a view to continuing, starting over or putting them on permanent hiatus. Eventually I’ll get back on track! For the same reason I’ve taken my Beta profile down. I’ve let too many people down over procrastination. I like many many fandoms, but the big five are Cabin Pressure, Sherlock, Ender’s Game, Doctor Who and Malcolm in the Middle, in that order. I’m fully obsessed with this lot. The Big Bang Theory, The Hunger Games, My Name is Earl and Doctor Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog are the in the next tier. Get me talking about any one of these, and you’ll never hear the end of it. Wow, my profile is tiny now. I was getting annoyed with all the rubbish my fourteen-year-old self wrote. Okay, well. It’s nice of you to come and read this page. My fanfiction is not of great quality and sometimes gets dropped by my ridiculously undisciplined brain, but I love writing it and I hope if you decide to, you’ll like reading it too. | |||||||
1. No Going Back reviews"We all know what the Hunger Games were. I just want to know what happened specifically to my parents. Because they're me, but I hardly know anything about them. There's this whole chunk of their lives, the piece that made all the difference, and all I know is they won a game. That isn't enough anymore. I need to know."Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-27-12 - Katniss & Peeta's daughter & Katniss & Peeta's son2. Impromtu Tributes » reviews"I'm sorry, I thought we were staging an impromptu tribute to Dr Seuss." Collection of poems based on Cabin Pressure. Insomnia has a lot to answer for.Radio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-5-12 - Published: 2-15-12 - Cabin Pressure3. Waiting Game reviewsJohn's new neighbour is not all she seems, and she's a lot of things she doesn't seem at all. Assassins can be as patient as it takes, and Sherlock's not going to come running this time.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-28-12 - John W. & Sebastian W./Seb4. Waiting reviewsWhirly Tyson is not one for worrying. Don't be ridiculous.Young James Herriot - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-29-12 - Whirly T. & James H. - Complete5. Colly reviewsSherlock's nanny is leaving the Holmes household...and it's down to Mycroft to deal with the resulting tantrum.Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-27-12 - Mycroft H. & Sherlock H. - Complete6. After Silence"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." - Aldous Huxley. Collection of songfics, various characters, genres etc.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Published: 1-26-12 - 11th Doctor & TARDIS7. Starting Now reviewsJohn's used to being the only person standing at Sherlock's grave, until one day, he isn't. Spoilers for Reichenbach...obviously.Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-17-12 - John W.8. Framed reviewsDialogue fic. "I've deduced what happened here." "I thought you might."Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-17-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete9. Caspian reviews"Victory is hollow. If I've learnt anything, it's that." Written for the December '11 Starvation prompt challenge.Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-18-11 - Complete10. Insomnia » reviewsJust a temporary title, cos that's what I have at the moment. A series of one-shots, mainly Ten/Rose...drabbles with fluff attached. Reviews are, I'm told, love!Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,107 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 12-5-11 - Published: 10-27-09 - 10th Doctor & Rose T.11. Mazed and Confused » reviewsThe Doctor finds himself, four times, actually, trapped in a maze, being chased by a rather peckish hairy monster. None of him are best pleased, and neither are Ace, Rose, Donna or Amy. Multi!Doctor fic, Seven/Nine/Ten/Eleven!Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 11-5-11 - Published: 5-9-10 - 10th Doctor & 11th Doctor12. Isabel reviewsIt happened quickly, only two weeks between the first cough and the final breath.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-17-11 - Sherlock H. & Mycroft H. - Complete13. Aftermath reviewsHe had expected to feel...ecstasy. Instead, he felt numb.Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-9-11 - Dr. Horrible/Billy & Penny14. once, we were young reviewsAU school!fic. Billy has to juggle his beatings from the school bully with his attempts to join Dobber's gang...and of course make the new girl, Penny, notice him...Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-9-11 - Dr. Horrible/Billy & Captain Hammer15. Penny For Them reviewsSherlock receives an invitation. Doctor Horrible receives some uninvited guests.Crossover - Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-6-11 - Dr. Horrible/Billy & Sherlock H.16. What You Do Best » reviewsJohn Watson used to think only children had nightmares. Sherlock Holmes used to think tea was a bit pointless. No slash, but read it however you want. -Updated because of kind reviewers. :Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-1-11 - Published: 6-28-11 - John W. & Sherlock H.17. The Boredom of the Beautiful Mind reviewsSherlock's bored, Watson's at his wit's end, and Lestrade rather wishes he'd stayed at home. Just a bit of fun, because I was bored, too.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-29-11 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete18. Oops reviewsAmy/Rory drabble. He always comes to find her eventually.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-17-11 - Amelia P./Amy & Rory W.19. Remembrance reviewsOne man gone, and suddenly this little planet felt a whole lot emptier. Tribute fic dedicated to the late, much more than great Nicholas Courtney, who played Brigadier Lethbridge-Stuart. RIP.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-27-11 - 11th Doctor & Brigadier20. Never Forget reviews"His fault. Her name just another scar now, deeper than most, one more regret on the list she'd tried to erase."Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-1-11 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete21. Parallels reviewsTwo love stories intertwined, the same but different. Maria/Luke, Clyde/Rani.Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-21-10 - Rani C. & Maria J. - Complete22. The Secret Diary of Alana Jane Smith » reviewsIt's not every day you find out your parents are undercover alien investigators. Twelve-year-old Alana Jane Smith is about to discover that life on Earth can be an adventure, too!Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-18-10 - Published: 3-5-1023. Burnt and Broken reviewsLuke's been looking forward to seeing Maria again for so long, but he wasn't counting on helping her grieve. When a fire destroys her life in America, Maria must return to her life in England. Luke/Maria, but mainly friendship. This seems to be on permanent hiatus, but I suppose it can stand alone as it is.Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-2-10 - Luke S. & Maria J. - Complete24. Offworld » reviewsPeople are going missing all over Ealing, and Sarah Jane and the gang step in to help with the search. Permanent hiatus.Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-18-10 - Published: 9-20-09 - Complete25. Baby Number Six » reviewsThe Wilkersons have to come to terms with having a new baby in their midst...again. And that's only the beginning. Please R&R! Currently on hiatus while I edit it. I'll either be continuing, or coming back with a sequel.Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 4-14-10 - Published: 9-22-09 - Dewey & Malcom - Complete26. Breaking at the Cracks reviewsOneshot. My second voyage into the world of angst...Tragedy hits the Wilkerson family, and they're left reeling. Title is from the Colbie Caillat song, which has nothing to do with it really...Anyway, enjoy!Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-12-10 - Malcom & Dewey - Complete27. I'll Be Right Back reviewsPeople always say that. And Amelia Pond is a little sick of it.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-12-10 - 11th Doctor & Amelia P./Amy - Complete28. Captain's Log reviewsThe Doctor's alone once more after the events of The Runaway Bride - until he runs into an old friend who's all grown up. A friend who's always dreamed of the stars. Some characters from "The Resurrection Casket" - you don't have to have read the book. On hiatus.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-23-10 - 10th Doctor - Complete29. How You Made Us reviewsA certain someone has to face up to what she's turned her family in to. An experimental piece.Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-8-10 - Complete30. The Sibling Dependancy reviewsOneshot. No-one messes with Missy Cooper's brother and gets away with it.Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-30-09 - Sheldon C. & Missy C. - Complete31. Babysitter » reviewsWhat do you do when you're babysitting three little horrors? What do you do when one of them goes missing? My second MITM fic, I just enjoyed writing the first one so much! Please R&R :D COMPLETE!Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-27-09 - Published: 9-15-09 - Complete32. Sam reviewsOne-shot about Sam Regan, Joni-Pip's grandfather.Life in the Wood with Joni-Pip - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-1-0933. Julie's Back » reviewsMalcolm is surprised to discover that his old friend Julie Houlerman has moved back from New York. Unfortunately for Malcolm, Reese has spotted her too. Will either of the brothers be able to impress Julie?Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-14-09 - Published: 9-3-09 - Complete
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