o_o ... Uh.. Hello? Ugh. It sucks to be a newbie.

Nevermind that. Hi, I'm Princess Unknown. My other pennames are Zidane, Rinku-chan and my offline penname is UnknownPrincess. I'm sure some of you Zelink writers know of me. :D Shoutout to you guys, you have really great talents.I am a hardcore Nintendo fan, but I can be mistaken for a hardcore-I don't care about the other games-Zelda fan. Please, I know I play and write Zelda a lot, I support everything Nintendo. From Mushrooms to Animal-Human hybrids to Pokemon trainers with kick-ass animal hybrids to blue-haired princes. I absolutely dislike Edward Cullen. Sorry Twilight luvers, but flames me as you like, I hate him.

So... Please read my one-shots and stories hen you can, I'd love it if you reviewed as well. I don't really mind for the ratings, I only care about my reviews. Besides, what's a story without people to know how good it is through others' words, hm?

So yes, thank you for your time. I hope I did not waste it for my sake.

Yes, I have OCs. : DD

First one up is Zidane is a girl in the age of fifteen. She works as a maid in most of my fanfics. She has black hair and blood-red eyes. Which for some reason does not bother me.

Hikari, my boy OC is my lolita OC. He is in the age of sixteen. He is a sword trainer to some of the younger swordsmen in SSBB. In other fics, he's just an ordinary, girly boy. He has purple hair and purple eyes.

And my most recent OC is Lunatic. She is fourteen years old and works as a maid in SSB. Other times, she is a Pokemon Trainer.

Okay honestly, I don't think I should proceed with these fanfics but I will anyway.

Pending Fanfics:

Will You Ever Stop? OCxPT , SSB.
Red frowns upon his personal servant, though sometimes, he can't help but smile at her personality. Will one challenge change all that?

Nayru's Love (Zelink) Oneshot
Have you ever wondered why I named my respective attack Nayru's Love? It's simple. A story of a hero and a princess.

Work-in-progress fanfics:

Three Muskateers for Her Highness? ( Zelink, OCxMarth )

I'm doing something I found on MahNati's profile. Check her out!

List your top 10 characters (OCs included) then answer the questions that follow.

1 Marth

2 Ike

3 Roy

4 Link

5 Zelda

6 Pit

7 Peach

8 Kirby

9 Zidane ( OC )

10 Hikari ( OC )

What would you do if

...Marth woke you up in the middle of the night?

I tend to act like a little girl at night so I'll be asking 'Whut's wrong, Marthy?' in a really cute voice.

...Roy walked into the bathroom while you were showering?

Probably throw stuff at him endlessly and scream.

...Ike announced he was going to marry Zidane tomorrow?

faint

...Zelda cooked you dinner?

Well it is my birthday. shot Hooray!

...Pit was lying next to you at the beach, sleeping?

laughs evilly I will bury him in the sand and place a crab on his nose!

...Peach suddenly confessed to be related to you?

Oooh! Does that mean if she dies I could take Mushroom Kingdom?

...Kirby got into the hospital somehow?

I knew his stomach would burst someday.

...Zidane made fun of your friends?

-gasp- STALKER! When did you know I HAD friends?!

...Hikari ignored you all the time?

IT'S NOT MY FAULT I NAMED YOU A GIRL HIKA-KUN! TT_TT

...Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would Marth do?

Probably punch them to the point the can't have children.

...You're on vacation with Ike and you suddenly break your leg, what would he do?

Carry me to the hotel room we're sharing and lay me down on the bed and starts helping me feel better.

...it's your birthday and Roy gets you what?

Roy would probably get me a cake and steal it from me.

...Stuck in a house on fire and Link does what?

He would save me, obviously. He's a hero after all.

...You're about to do something that would make you feel embarrassed, what would Zelda do?

She'd turn into Sheik and ninja'd anyone who'd laugh at me.

...You're about to marry Hikari, what's Marth's reaction?

I'm hoping he'd crash the wedding. Don't get me wrong, I like Hikari but not like-like.

...You're dumped by someone, how would Peach treat you to make you happier?

SHOPPING!

...You compete in a tournament, how does Zidane support you?

I don't know, cheering me on?

...You can't stop laughing, what would Hikari do?

He would ask someone to kiss me and make me silent for a looooooooooong time.

...Marth is all you've ever dreamt about, why?

He's cute, he's a gentleman and knows how to treat a lady. PLus, who doesn't like feminine-looking boys?

...Ike confesses his undying love for Zidane.

victory punch Zidane is officially a mary-sue. She loves both Hikari and Ike, after all.

...Roy and you are dating and he introduces you to his parents. Do you get along?

roy and I are similar, and I'm sure his parents are as well. I'm sure we'll get along.

...Will Zelda and Pit ever kiss?

Ewwwww!

...Pit seems to be a player, breaking many hearts.

Oh wow. MahNati will get mad at you for sure. I'm going to consult him.

...Peach cannot stop looking at you since you cut your hair?

I'd say, "I know, pretty right?"

...Kirby thinks he'll never get a girlfriend.

"Really? Maybe it's because YOU KEEP ON EATING THEM"

...Zidane is too shy to face you and confesses their love through e-mail.

"Honestly, Zidane. I'm not homosexual."

...You spot Hikari kissing Marth?

Murder. Chaos. Jealousy.

...You notice Link and Roy have been in the hotel room for more than a few hours.

Just... playing... Monopoly... o_o

...Could Marth and Pit be soulmates?

NUUUUU! D:

...Could Zelda trust Ike and vise versa?

I think so. Link wouldn't get mad, would he?

...Link pokes Hikari, what happens?

Hikari would just sit there. Be a statue. Be boring.

...Zelda and Marth go back to school together. What are they going to study about?

Something about their respective countries.

...Pit and Roy cook something, what would they make?

Some flammable cake or something.

...Zidane and Peach get a job, what would they get?

Fashion designers.

...Kirby cuts Zelda's hair.

Awww, it's prettier than before! Link would be so happy!

...Zidane sketches the perfect boy/girlfriend for Pit.

It won't give anyone any justice.

...Hikari and Zidane are blushing as they talk. What are they talking about?

About how Hyrule is safe thanks to Hikari's dad, Link. And how Hikari needs a certain bride for when he turns into a king. shotshotshot

...Marth suddenly kicks Hikari.

HOMG HIKARI ARE YOU ALRIGHT??

...Ike texts something to his girlfriend but Zidane accidentally gets it. What happens?

Zidane: YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!

Ike: B-but you ARE my girlfriend!

Zidane: Good point.

...Zelda and Pit did a workout together?

STOP THIS ZELDAxPIT NONSENSE!

...Pit wasn't invited to your party.

You don't deserve it after what you've been trying to do to Zelda!

...Peach won the lottery?

She's rich enough as is!

...Kirby had quite a big secret?

gasp HE DOES!?

...Zidane became a singer

My ears...they're... not bleeding?

...Hikari got a daughter.

What is the world coming to?

...What would Marth think of Ike?

Hmmm, a useless general who has poor intelligence? ( He's mad at Ike for being able to get me on a vacation. )

...How would Link greet Zelda?

Link: Good morning your highness.

Zelda: -hugs Link- LIIIIINK! Pit's been ugging me lately. ;_;

...What would Zelda dream about Pit?

That he would marry MahNati and not her.

...What do Pit and Peach have in common?

Their names start with 'P'. That's all I can think of.

...What would make Peach mad at Kirby?

If he cooked her.

...Where would Kirby meet Zidane?

At the kitchen. They both love to cook.

...What would Zidane never dare to say to Hikari?

"I love you" would do.

...What would make Hikari scared of Marth?

If Hikari kissed me. >: D

...Is Roy gay?

I don't think so.

Name 12 characters from any fandom and answer the following questions.(This is in a random order )

1. Marth

2. Ike

3. Haruhi

4. Hikaru

5. Hazuki

6. Link

7. Roy

8. Peach

9. Mario

10. PT

11. Palutena

12. Zelda

Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic?

Link and Palutena? That's just... sick.

Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Hitachiin Twins are hot, hands down.

What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Oh my god, I can see all the mini-Links running around Hyrule.

Do you recall any fics about nine?

YUS! Millions, I hear.

Would two and six make a good couple?

o_o Yaoi? That's ... Awesome. But sick.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Ten, it's more reasonable.

What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ZELDAxIKE IS SICK!

Is there such thing as a one/eight fluff?

Unfortunately, yes.

Suggest a title for a one/eight hurt/comfort fic.

"Obsessively Broken" I guess. I should make one, but I'd probably get sick before starting on the other half of the first chapter. Loyal MarioxPeach fan

Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.

Haruhi, our distant host, goes on a trip to Nintendo City with the others. The first smasher she meets, unfortunately, angers both Hikaru and Tamaki. Is Haruhi falling in love with a trainer?

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"CHARIZARD! I'M SORRY I STOLE YOUR FIRE BREAD!"

If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you choose?

Now I'm that Bitch by Livvi

If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning; May remind you of Hitachiin Twins x Haruhi threesomes.

What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Are you a new type of pokemon?

Cuter Couple: Five/Nine or Ten/Twelve?

Unfortunately, ZeldaxPT.

What would six say if they saw eight and three kissing?

"Holy Shit."

How would you feel if eleven died?

Sad. PitxPalutena is quite nice, unfortunately.

Which is a more disturbing pair? One/Four or One/Seven?

Marthx Roy. It's cuter.

Would Four or Nine ever get sad if Twelve got run over by a car?

Hikaru won't, but Mario would.

When's the last time you read a fic about five?

Never.

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Marth and Roy are in a happy relationship until Mario runs off with Roy. Marth, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Palutena and a brief unhappy affair with Zelda, then follows the wise advice of Hazuki and finds true love with Haruhi. Waddahell?

What title would you give this fic?

Insanely Canon.

How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?

I dunno. I never cared much.

AND IMMA DO EET AGAIN CAUSE I CAN. 8D

Name 12 characters from any fandom and answer the following questions.(This is in a random order )

1. Zelda

2. Marth

3. Lunatic

4. Ike

5. Zidane

6. Link

7. Peach

8. Mario

9. Hikari

10. PT

11. Kaoru

12. Hikaru

Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic?

o_O;;;

Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Well, he's hot in his first game. The second is just... Ugh.

What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

That would be weird and creepy.

Do you recall any fics about nine?

No. S/He's my oc.

Would two and six make a good couple?

Again? Really?

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Zidane x Red. Cute, really. I prefer both, actually.

What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

Hikaru and Marth? Fucking hell.

Is there such thing as a one/eight fluff?

HELL NO. O_O

Suggest a title for a one/eight hurt/comfort fic.

"Don't Cry, Princess"

Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.

Lunatic was nothing more than a maid to Red, but that can change after a certain brunette angel learns how to use his Cupid Bows, right?

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"Charizard! Go... Use..."

If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you choose?

I don't Care. I mean, lots of people insult his games, why should he care, right?

If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: This is full of crap. Srsly.

What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

It's hard to think when it's Yaoi. Srsly.

Cuter Couple: Five/Nine or Ten/Twelve?

OcxOc is prett cute, you know!

What would six say if they saw eight and three kissing?

Link; Are ou fucking serious?

How would you feel if eleven died?

Poor Hikaru...

Which is a more disturbing pair? One/Four or One/Seven?

ZeldaxPeach.

Would Four or Nine ever get sad if Twelve got run over by a car?

Neither would care, honestly. They don't know each other after all.

When's the last time you read a fic about five?

Never. Ever. In. My. Life.

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Zelda and Peach are in a happy relationship until Hikari runs off with Ike. Zelda, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kaoru and a brief unhappy affair with Hikaru, then follows the wise advice of Zidane and finds true love with Lunatic. (holy shit!!)

What title would you give this fic?

Crapload

How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?

LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!