Hey everyone!!! My name's mortal-paralight20 and this is my profile.

I have a Facebook page that is based on my stories and chapters from other friends that I have on here. If you want to check it out, here is the link: https://www.facebook.com/#!/MortalParalight

I also have a beta reading profile if anyone needs to be betaproofed:P

And I'm happy to annouce that, for the one-shot 'The Reason I Fight', it was entered in this contest: Twilight Role Play's Collab Contest! (RPCC). It won the prizes for:

- First prize overall

- Best characterization

On the Twilight Role Play! They had a contest and I won :

- Most honorable RP veteran

- Most troubled character

so I must be doing something right on there. If you're interested, head over there and look up a character that you might want to play. It's quite fun.

(I'm really bad at writing these things so you might just want to go ahead and read my stories and skip this little intro)

Twilight Oath:

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to despise the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to remember Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

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If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all.

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I L.O.V.E PARAMORE!

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Disorder put this on your
profile if you have it too

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Fave Characters:

Bella Swan/Alice Cullen - Twilight series

Stevie Rae Johnson - House of Night series

Rose Hathaway - Vampire Academy series

Elena Gilbert - Vampire Daries series

Pledge to the Gods:

I promise to remember Ares

Each time I hear of World War II

And I promise to remember Athena

Whenever I hear of a loom

I promise to use the internet

For Hermes' sake of course

And I promise to remember Poseidon

Whenever I ride a horse

I promise to remember Zeus

Whenever lightning fills the sky

And I promise to remember Hera

Every time a guy makes a girl cry

I promise to remember Aphrodite

Whenever I see a girdle made of gold

And I promise to remember Apollo

When the sun is very bold

I promise to remember Artemis

When the moon shines in the night

And I promise to remember Hades

When something gives me a fright

I promise to remember Demeter

Whenever a daughter moves away

And I promise to remember Hephaestus

When someone never gets their way

I promise to remember Dionysus

When I am at a party

And I promise to remember Hestia

When someones smile is very hearty

Yes I promise to love The Gods

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Olympians know.

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Bekendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

Now swear it on the River Styx!

In loving memory of...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero

...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos

...Everyone else who died in the Titan War

If you think this next thing is incredibly cute and sweet, copy and paste it onto your profile.

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Funny and great quotes from movies:D

- "I look like a moose." Mia says.

"Yes, but a very cute moose. Make all the boy moose go... *honks*" Paolo says.

"I have antlers." Mia says.

"*honks*" Paolo says. (Princess Diaries 2)

- "Goodbye sweet hat." Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland)

- "Yes, I know the rules. Simple. You hit him. Don't let him hit you." Mr. Han (The Karate Kid)

- "Not the clock! We can't afford to keep fixing that thing!" Piper Halliwell (Charmed, Season 3)

- "What's he doing?" Alice says.

"Futterwaken." Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland)

- "You gonna kill the janitors?" Grover says.

"Chill." Annabeth says.

"Those are working class americans." Grover says. (Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The lightning thief)

- "Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch." Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang Theory, Season 1)

- "I hope these F-16s got good aim." Epps says.

"Yeah, why is that?" Lennox asks.

"I told them to hit the orange smoke." Epps says.

"You mean that orange smoke?" Lennox asks.

"It wasn't my best toss, okay?" Epps says. (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)

- "You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one." Captain Barbosa (Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl)

- *Ling slaps John Wayne* "I just saved you!" John Wayne says.

"You were late!" Ling says. (Shanghai Knight)

- "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!" Carter asks. (Rush Hour)

- "I can't believe I flew ten thousand miles for this shit!" Carter screams. (Rush Hour 2)

- "As your girlfriend, you've just pissed me off. As your High Priestess, you've just insulted me. And as someone with a working brain, you've made me wonder if you've lost every bit of your sense." (Zoey Redbird (Hunted- page 104-105))

- "Why don't they make a card that says: 'You used to be my Whitelighter and now your wings are clipped and you're sleeping in my club'?" Piper asks.

"Or how about: 'You snooze, you lose and now I'm getting naked with the neighbor'?" Phoebe asks. *Piper smacks Phoebe* (Charmed, Season 2)

- "We're here to save you... from the tall, dark and naked man." Phoebe says. (Charmed, Season 2)

- "He's still staring at me..." Piper says.

"Who?" Phoebe asks.

"The guy at the end of the bar." Piper says.

"Oh no honey. That's not staring, that's flirting." Phoebe says.

"You say tomato." Piper says with a stern look.

"No, I say relaxo." Phoebe says with a chuckle. (Charmed, Season 3)

- "What happened?" Paige asks.

"The freakin' furniture just attacked!" Piper replies. (Charmed, Season 4)

- "Maybe he got disconnected?" Paige asks.

"Oh no. He hung up on me. Ok, vanquish demon first, kill husband later." Piper says. (Charmed, Season 5)

- "Wow... Prenatal Yoga this morning and now you want to crash a stranger's funeral? You really do need friends," Piper says.

"You're mean..." Paige says. (Charmed Season 5)

- "What kind of Princess School do you go to?" Alex asks.

"I teach Tai Kwan Doe," Camryn Replies (Twitches 2)

- "I can't believe I saw what I just saw..." Paige says.

"Well believe it cause I saw it too," Piper says.

"But how... why is she kissing him?" Paige asks.

"I don't know but I say we go back in there and we pull her out by her hair," Piper says, trying to go back to the room.

Paige pulls her back. "No, we can't make a scene. Ok we need a plan," Paige says.

"Ok, here it is. We go home, we vomit..." Piper says.

"And?" Paige asks.

"That's all I got so far," Piper says, walking away. (Charmed, Season 5)

- "You're a monkey... Yeah, you're a monkey...Oh you're an angry monkey! Oh, you're pissed, you're... PMS monkey?" Phoebe asks. (Charmed, Season 5)

- "Oh my god, oh my god. It's Leslie," Phoebe says in shock.

"Don't answer it," Piper replies in a rush.

"What if it's about my letter?" Phoebe asks.

"Forget the stupid letter," Piper answers.

"Oh what? Can everyone have a cause but me?" Phoebe says exasperatedly.

"Yes!" Piper says. (Charmed, Season 7)

- "How did I end up the only sane one here?" Paige asks. (Charmed, Season 8)

- "I have never met anyone more prone to life threatening idiocy," Alice says. (Twilight Saga: New Moon)

- "You... you're not going anywhere. You're coming back right?" Bella asks.

"As soon as you put the dog out," Alice says. (Twilight Saga: New Moon)

- "Those are the Sullens. They're a total mystery. They're skin is ice cold, they feed on human flesh and they sleep in coffins. Maybe they're canadian?" (Jennifer, Vampires Suck)

- "Please, do your best. Should you not live through this, I'll never forget you," Miroku says.

"Don't jinx me before I even get started!" Kagome says. (Inuyasha Movie 1)

- "We've investigated them before and never managed to catch them doing anything dodgy," Henry pointed out. "It isn't against the Law to be an idiot." (The Infernal Devices: Clockwork Angel, p. 79)

- "I want to be back before dark," Will said. He was leaning nearly across Tessa's lap, and she could smell that faint boy-smell of leather and metal that seemed to cling to his hair and skin. "I have an assignation in Soho this evening with a certain attractive someone."

"Goodness," Tessa said to the back of his head. "If you keep seeing Six-Fingered Nigel like this, he'll expect you to declare your intentions." (The Infernal Devices: Clockwork Angel, p. 117)

- *Sheldon acting with himself and crying* "Hi Mrs. Cooper. Hey, this is Penny. Yeah, I think I broke your son. Hey, yeah hold on." *hands phone to Sheldon* "Talk to your mother." Penny says.

"Mommy I love you. Don't let Spock take me to the future!" Sheldon says while crying. (Big Bang Theory, Season 4)

- "Oh London, that's wonderful. You're widdlin'. What'cha making?" Bailey's mom asks.

"A pointy stick to stab all you people with," London said.

"Well, why don't you use the knife?" London realizes what she can do now. "Why'd I just say that?" Bailey's mom asks. (Suite Life on Deck)

- "Tell me everything you know about Bloody Mary." Melinda says.

"Are you kidding me? You're like the one hundreth person that's asked me about Bloody Mary today," Dr. Paine says.

"Alright well news travels fast," Melinda says.

"Yeah, all over campus. It's like a full blown mania. I have students clammerin to get in my class and I've offered a little extra credit for anyone that does the Bloody Mary ritual and the first kid that dies, I'm giving an automatic A," Dr. Paine says. (Ghost Whisperer Season 3)

- "Beauty is actually knowing who you are." (Ellen DeGeneres)

- "I'd say I'm very smart but it has nothing to do with my ass." (Temperance Brennan, Bones Season 1)

- "I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy!" (Dory, Finding Nemo)

- "No need to worry, big brother. Nothing happened. Of course," she added as Alec's shoulders relaxed, "I was totally passed-out drunk, so he could really have done whatever he wanted and I wouldn't have woken up."

"Oh, please," said Simon. "All I did was tell you the entire plot of Star Wars."

"I don't think I remember that," said Isabelle, taking a cookie from the plate on the table.

"Oh, yeah? Who was Luke Skywalker's best childhood friend?"

"Biggs Darklighter," Isabelle said immediately, and then hit the table with the flat of her hand. "That is so cheating!" (City of Lost Souls, p. 208-209)

- *Ezio speaks poorly in French*

"What part of France are you from?" French officer asks.

"Montréal," Ezio replies. (Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood)

- "Mom says that she's in PMS," Jonah says.

"Do you know what that means?" The dad asks.

"Dad, I'm not a little kid anymore. It means 'Pissed at Men Syndrome'," Jonah says. (The Last Song)

- "And have her home by midnight," Macon says.

"Is that some powerful Caster hour?" Ethan asks.

"No. It's her curfew." Macon says. (Beautiful Creatures, p. 374)