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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, X-overs, Justice League, and Prototype. Ok here are some bloodlines i created dnt flame for this: Senko (flash): Gives the breaer a hightend precption of time, allowing them to run and move at ultra high speeds. also grants the breaer vast regneration and nutrition abosrtion(can copy other bloodlines by ingesting blood). allows the breaer to movin into the speed force for a limited time(too much time in the speed force will cause death). Sochigan (elemental eye): Gives the user an affinty for all the elements including the sub-elements (Read super sayian 10 Gokus story http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5460323/1/Madaras_legacy_the_true_Uchiha_heir to find where i was in spired to make this one) also lets the user lern and master any elemental jutsu in a short space of time E.G you could lern an S-rank jutsu in 1 week if tarined proplerly (in narutos case 1 day cuz of his cheeky shadow clones) Tozi’s Tenkei (Goddess of Nature’s Blessing): Gives the user a godlike affinty for earth,water and wood (Dnt need any hinh sings for the anything below a B-Rank jutsu) Akumagan (Devils eye): This Doujusu give the user a powerful Yin Chakra/Yokai as it is a demonically fused Sharingan and Byakugan, the darker or futher underground you are the stronger the eye, however the brighter the area or the higher the user the weaker the eye. Kyuubi Tenkei (Nine Tailed Blessing):gives the user an affinty for fire and lighting,summoning and understanding of foxes,the abilty to become a werefox, heighted senes, speed, strength and reactions(better then the Mangekyô Sharingan) Raijin (Lighting God): This bloodline is divied into 3 parts, the Body, the Chakra, the Eye. The body gives the user a lighting form, enhanced speed and imunity to lighting, the chakra give the user a powerful lighting affinty and limited storm use, the eye allows the user to nervula impulses and react at that speed, high speed movements and flow of lighting. Shinsou Raijin(Ture Lighting God): This is the bloodline above in a perfect form. Shinko Yokai Sharingan (True Demon Copy Wheel Eye): same as the sharinagn but stronger and it can asimluate the oppent if user is skilled enought Shinko Yami Mangekyô Sharingan (True Goddess of Darkness Kaleidoscope Copy Wheel Eye): same as above to a higher exstent and grants the user affinity for darkness hen atviavted (P.S it takes a larg emotial strees so basicaly a jinchruuck can atavte it easly) Mokugan (Wood Eyes):gusees Shintegan (Death’s eye): can trap and asimluate souls as well as gain a small portion of their knowlage Shine Sharingan (Death’s Copy Wheel Eye): the shintegan and sharinagn combined but can only trap one soul a month where as the shintegan has no limte to the number of souls or the number of times it can trap a soul Yami’s Tenkei: gives the wileder a godlike afinity for darkness (same exstent for Tozi's Tenkei) Hiraishin no Tai: the flying thunder god form/body passively gives the user high speed movemnt, preception and resilience(they can withstand moving at high speeds), when the bloodline is fully ative the user can sealessly use the Hiraishin no justu. the limitaions are that it is very charka heavy, and the longer the 'jump' the more chance of the user over straineng them selves. Cosmic Nature(if you have a better name please PM me with it): this bloodline is he abillity to natrually absorb 'Nature Chakra' and 'Cosmic Chakra', the passive abillities of this bloodline are (Nature Chakra) Surper Strength, Enhanced Speed, Superhuman Refexes, Superhuman Durability, Regenerative Healing Factor, Superhuman Senses, Chakra Sensing, All Chakra Affinties, (Cosmic Chakra) Solar Style, Lunar Style, Gravity Style, Magntism, Chakra Contructs, Enhanced Sensory Perception, Physical boosting(can chanell the Cosmic part of his power for either an all round boost or increased strength , speed or Invulnerability). when fully ativated the user chas all the powers above enhanced to inccaulable levels. however if the user attempts to utilse to much nature chakra before they are ready the will turn to stone, using to much cosmic chkra will reslut in destrucin of chakra path ways and cripperling physical injury. devils amrs: Angelos: Element: dark A weapon forged from the soul of a Nelo Angelo, the soul takes the form of a pair of gauntlets, each one with a wing on the wrist. When energy is charged through it, the wings extend to become fully functioning wings that can fire out hails of demonic energy. Move set: Angelo Drive: an upper cut with Angelo Yokai launching opponent into the air Angelo Lance: a blast of Yokai in the form of a lance Angelo Blade: a blast of Yokai in the form of a blade Angelo Blast: a blast of Yokai Angelo Burst: a volley of punches And Angelo Claw: a projection of an Angelo claw User: Dante, Vergil Scorpius: Element: poison A weapon made from the soul of a demon scorpion, takes the form of a set of claws and a stinger that is capable of firing out a poisonous mist. Move set: Joust: a powerful charge were the user impales the enemy with the claws Race: a powerful charge were the user bring they claws up in an x shape Glide: an areal version of joust Punch: a combination of 10 punches ending with a nock back punch Leap: an areal version of glide Tackle: a charge were the user use a powerful punch to disable his/her opponent Satan: Element: Bone A set of a gauntlets and grievers created form the soul of a greater demon, it enhances the user’s strength, speed, agility, endurance and stamina by 100. It looks like a set of bones with blade bones along the outer side of the forearm Move set: Bone Drive: an upper cut with The Bone demons Yokai launching opponent into the air Bone Claw: a projection of an The Bone demons claw Kick 13: A quick but powerful flaming back roundhouse kick, its impact will drive the enemy back. Shockwave Impact: a powerful punch that creates a shockwave that hits everything in a 10 yard radius. Bone Burst: a volley of punches Monster: the user summons the sprite of the bone demon and its fights on the user’s behalf. Juubi: Element: dark A pitch black O-Katana with a red hilt and the demons eye on both sides of the blade forged form the soul of the Juubi no ookami. Move set: Same as yamato’s. Kyuubi: Element: fire a blood red Nodaichi sword with a Sharingan eye on its hilt, the blade and hilt is separated by a fox head and the hilt is in the shape of nine tails all swirled to gather. Move set: Same as red queens. Angelos: Element: dark A weapon forged from the soul of a Nelo Angelo, the soul takes the form of a pair of gauntlets, each one with a wing on the wrist. When energy is charged through it, the wings extend to become fully functioning wings that can fire out hails of demonic energy. Move set: Angelo Drive: an upper cut with Angelo Yokai launching opponent into the air Angelo Lance: a blast of Yokai in the form of a lance Angelo Blade: a blast of Yokai in the form of a blade Angelo Blast: a blast of Yokai Angelo Burst: a volley of punches And Angelo Claw: a projection of an Angelo claw Scorpius: Element: poison A weapon made from the soul of a demon scorpion, takes the form of a set of claws and a stinger that is capable of firing out a poisonous mist. Move set: Joust: a powerful charge were the user impales the enemy with the claws Race: a powerful charge were the user bring they claws up in an x shape Glide: an areal version of joust Punch: a combination of 10 punches ending with a nock back punch Leap: an areal version of glide Tackle: a charge were the user use a powerful punch to disable his/her opponent Satan: Element: Bone A set of a gauntlets and grievers created form the soul of a greater demon, it enhances the user’s strength, speed, agility, endurance and stamina by 100. It looks like a set of bones with blade bones along the outer side of the forearm Move set: Bone Drive: an upper cut with The Bone demons Yokai launching opponent into the air Bone Claw: a projection of an The Bone demons claw Kick 13: A quick but powerful flaming back roundhouse kick, its impact will drive the enemy back. Shockwave Impact: a powerful punch that creates a shockwave that hits everything in a 10 yard radius. Bone Burst: a volley of punches Monster: the user summons the sprite of the bone demon and its fights on the user’s behalf. Juubi: Element: dark A pitch black O-Katana with a red hilt and the demons eye on both sides of the blade forged form the soul of the Juubi no ookami. Move set: Same as yamato’s. Kyuubi: Element: fire a blood red Nodaichi sword with a Sharingan eye on its hilt, the blade and hilt is separated by a fox head and the hilt is in the shape of nine tails all swirled to gather. Move set: Same as red queens. Symboits: Chaos Chaos is the daughter of Anti-Venom, being forcefully spawned form him, she was experimented on and given the abillites of her cousins. her powers are: Superhuman Strength Poison: a male symboit forcablly born form anti-venom. he how ever is differnet then the other symbiots as he had the spider powers removed form him. his powers our: Camouflage Capabilities Challenge idea 1: Naruto the king of dragons Naruto has had enough of his world, the abuse, the hate and finally the betrayals of everyone, with Juubi sealed in his gut he uses its power combine with the Hirashin to leave. He lands in a strange world where his chakra was changed, a new unique brand of magic. Here he meets Bahumat the dragon king and learns the king dragon slayer style, he also learns the ways of the ghost rider/punisher a magic that can only be learned by one who has suffered great injustice, what will Fairy Tail be like with the vengeful king of dragon slayers present. Requirements: Naruto must land 6 years before cannon, he must be an S-rank mage during cannon, he must MUST have a brother sister relationship with Ezra due to similar pain, must have Mira as a pairing (lead girl in harem) and he must be able to use some of the ninjutsu form his world (things like Shadow clone, Ransengan, Chidori, Shinra Tensei, Ban’shou Tennin and Hirashin). Everything else is up to you please pm me if you decide to enter and with the story adress Challenge idea 2: Naruto the master of Emotions Naruto has the Emotional Electromagnetic Spectrum under his control (http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Emotional_Electromagnetic_Spectrum). Requirements: He must have all of the embodiment’s plus the lantern corps powers and abilities. Everything else is up to you. please pm me if you decide to enter and with the story adress Challenge idea 3: Tuskune the Ghuolpire Tsukune’s ghoul side has evolved recently, gaining more power, he now has combined with his ghoul side making more bloodthirsty, and Tsukune’s must have a feed on relationship with Kurumu or Mizore or Ruby. Everything else is up to you please pm me if you decide to enter and with the story adress Challenge idea 4: Tuskune BLACKLIGHT Materia Tsukune must either be Sephiroth or Alex reincarnated. He has and inherent omniscience knowledge of magic and science. He awakens his past self when in Saizuo/Kuyou/Ghoul first time incidents. He must use his newly awakened powers to either destroy who is fighting. His must have: have the powers of his past self fully mastered by the start of School or in the case of the Kuyou fight he must have mastered them by the restart of school. He must gain Alex/Sephiroth at the next incident. Everything else is up to you please pm me if you decide to enter and with the story adress Challenge idea 5: Natsu the vampire dragon Natsu never knew his parents, and hey what’s with this new blood craving and why do I feel like shit, and why is ever one looking at me with: awe and fear and why can I start using other slayers elements. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??? Requirements: Natsu is a Dhapyr/Dhampyre/Dhampyr/Dhampir (note these are the same thing, he beings to eat the other elements and learn how to use them as well. He gets the standard vampiric physical enchantment any other vampiric power is up to you. He must have a pairing but that is also up to you. Everything else is up to you please pm me if you decide to enter and with the story adress Challenge idea 6: Natsu The Black Winged Salamander Natsu Blackwing Dragoneel adopted child of Igneel the fire dragon and Blackwing the death slayer, born with an incredible power, the power to eat and assimilate magic. How will Fairy Tail fare with a Dragon Slayer and Death Magic user? Requirements: Natsu must eat any and all forms of magic and then assimilate it; he must have the fire dragon and god slaying magic’s and death magic. He must at some point become or start of as a half-dragon. Natsu must have a pairing. Everything else is up to you please pm me if you decide to enter and with the story adress Challenge idea 7: Naruto the Life-Giving Chaos Bringer Naruto Uzumaki is just an ordanary kid right? Right? Wrong he is actually an cybertronian android, with energon and Nanites cursing though his veins he has the unique ability to 'build' machines form his body, he poses a natrual fighting ability and burtailty not seen by humans, he is skilled with a sword, axe, mace as well as dual wielding both. Naruto is the vesal for both Megatron's and Optimus Prime's Sparks, with the power and strengh of Megatron along side the wisdom and compasion of Prime Naruto will shake the world. Requirements: Naruto must be able to build the two transformers weapons as well as robotic parts of his body, he must have enachanced Speed, Strengh, Stamina and Durablity, Naruto must at some point gain Dark Energon. (Note this is also a Generator Rex Crossover aswell) Everything else is up to you Challenge idea 8: Tsukune the New Kenpachi Tsukune Aono, just an ordinary human right, then why is his skin nigh unbreakable, his muscels so strong he can block kicks form inner moka with little effort and what the hell is with the massive yellow energy he keeps emiting in a fight. Kenpachi Zaraki is back in the form of Tsukne Aono, and hes now ready to FIGHT once more. Requirements: Tsukune must gain all of the titanic power of Kenpachi Zaraki, he must know the name of his Zanpakutō(Can be your own) he must poses the bloodlust of Zaraki, can be as high or lowered, if there is a moka paring it must be a harem, and he must gain vampiric/ghoulish powers at some point and when he dose he must be able to control them due to mastery of his Reiyoku Everything else is up to you Challenge idea 9: Naruto Legacy of Sukebe "so lets get this straight, your saying ive been blasted forward in time, and now have to deal with Corrupt gorverment, bastard gym leaders and a fuck load of horny super soilders, sigh the fuck happend this time." yep just a normally monday for narto uzumaki Naruto must be born in the pokegirl world, he must be the son of Sukebe with all of his knowledge, he must have been sent forward in time at a young age. He must be able to manipulate DNA as well as have the powers of some of the Legendries (these are up to you), he must be capable of controlling typhonna and must have at least 1 legendary including typhonna in his harem. Everything else is up to you please pm me if you decide to enter and with the story adress Challenge idea 10: Naruto of the broken City Naruto has been thorwn in arkham city, wait what. why, simple croupt pollitions, so now he has to deal with the crazies of arkham. awakening the girft form a freind he now has the power to shape this city in his own image, the qestuion is will he do it or not?. Requirements: Naruto has the power to copy the powers of others, as a present form AMAZO, he has telepathy and tactile telekiniss already. he must copy crocks, ivys, clayfaces and Solomon Grunds powers. he must fight along side batman and he must atleast sleep with either ivy or catwoman once thought out the story. please pm me if you decide to enter and with the story adress FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "DAMN that was fun." FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry...just laugh about it when you're not down anymore FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school/college (drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Dude drink the rest of that you know we don't waste." FRIENDS: Will ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl:Slow down, I'm scared. Guy:No, this is fun. Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, slow down. Guy:Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile.D3ATHS0N1C5 IF they had given Danny Phantom half the attention or money they give to the mutant retarded sponge, DP would be the top rated show. If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile. PLEASE READ. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart I didn't write it but when I saw it on somebody elses profile it touched my heart, so I had to repost. I hope you can repost as well. The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night.The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people than you think. Copy and paste this if you're against bullying. You say BABY PINK Favorite Quotes
"I don't know if you've ever let someone down, got your ass kicked or straight up failed. But those are the moments that define us. They push you further than you've ever thought possible, and force you to make choices. No matter what the cost" Cole MacGrath InFamous 2 "Thats the Problem, your ugly" Hulk in Avengers Earths Mightiest "FUCK YOURSELF" Doom Guy in DOOM(Taunt) "NAMIII... YOU ARE MY NAKAMA!" Luffy in One Piece "I don't want to conquer anything. I just think the guy with the most freedom in this whole ocean... is the Pirate King!" (do i eben need to say who this is?) Luffy in One Piece "N-N-Nothing... Happend" Zoro in One Piece
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Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that's sweet I'd be this Boyfriend When she walks away from you mad When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lays her head on your shoulder When she steals your favorite hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she says that she likes you When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : survey Do you know what fanfiction is? Ever Been To A Fanfiction site? Do you read fanfiction? If so, do you like it? Are you a member of a fanfiction site? What site? Do you write fanfiction? Do you like to write fanfiction? Quiz 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Lucy 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? RED HELLZ YEAH 3. Your first initial? G 4. Your month of birth? April 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? BLACK I Wear Black alot with red...NO EMO 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Jason 7. Your favorite number? NINE 8. Do you like California or Florida more? CALIFORNIA 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? LAKE 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Settle down with the girl I'll love and have two kids Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! I'm Sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm FAT, so I must LOVE to EAT. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (But I'm a guy too!) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. I live in a RURAL area, so I MUST be dumb. I'm a CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be racist. I'm from the SOUTH, so I must be IGNORANT. I love ANIME, so I must be a LOSER. I'm a SCOTTISH TEENAGER, so I MUST be a trouble-causing hooligan. I live in the NORTH, so I MUST be snotty. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight, freexflyer, Awsea-mazin-licious, Llama Llama Duck, Yura-chan, DragonSaphira, Axenome, Shadow of What Once Was, Naruto The Fallen God Of War 85 percent of writers that do Naruto fanfiction either hate fangirls, or hates Sasuke. If you are part of the 15 percent that hates both, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: KyuubiWindscar, DragonSaphira, Axenome, Shadow of What Once Was, Naruto The Fallen God Of War Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Winter Gallowsraven, Echizen Ryoma-san, Zaara the black, HitogoroshinoKirohito, Synica, Black Phoenix 7777. (Got this from dagget's profile.) The Idiot's Guide to Flaming Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame. I've seen an awful lot of poorly executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts themselves. So here are the basic rules: 1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review. 2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not to give us something we can flame you back for.) 3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you! 4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing) 5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again! 6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off your skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit. 7) NO CAPS LOCK!! OR REPETITIVE PUNCTUATION!!. Not only does this make you look like a spazz, but it totally removes the element of surprise. It's far too unsubtle. The author will immediately take note of what's going down and possibly not bother to read at all, and that's no fun. The best flames are sneak attacks. You want to lull your target into a false sense of security. 8) Keep the cursing to a minimum. I know you may be tempted to show off that 'vast vocabulary' of yours. But while a single curse (or creative phrase) in the right placement can accentuate a point or give a flame some interesting flavor, an over abundance of cursing will make it seem that you're trying to cover the fact that you don't actually have anything relevant to say. Remember, there is in fact a difference between enthusiasm and Tourette Syndrome. (And those people have a real problem. You shouldn't mock them like that... you animal.) 9) Think quality, not quantity. Please, for the love of god, refrain from spamming the author with mountains of inane reviews, especially for a fic that you know is already complete. You cannot automatically assume that your opinion is important enough to the author that they'll actually bother to read twenty-some-odd crappy (repetitive and/or conflicting) comments? -yawn- You have to earn that kind of importance through a demonstration of skill and intelligence. While one may be able to get away with the multiple review tactic if each review has real substance, generally one big well-executed flame at the end has much more impact.# -I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll. "Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?'' The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. 1) Repost this message. -HATE EMO? READ THIS: Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a t-shirt that barely cover anything? Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful? Isn't it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone Are you laughing? Isn't it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? Isn't it funny that you don't mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts? I'm not laughing, Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girl's life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. Isn't it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart. HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS Keep on laughing, Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE. BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING, BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND. BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE SHIT PEOPLE AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES, ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT, ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET, ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS. BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE, ITS ANOTHER DAY OF DODGING RUMORS. Keep on laughing. -If you agree with this copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then let the world know who you really are. -HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT? CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING: It's the same story everyday: A girl in dark colors gets off the worst bus you can imagine, you know, the one with all the dumber-than-dirt country kids who are swearing every five words, listening to a punk rock/gothic rock/heavy metal/or any other dark music. She shuts off the cd player/MP3/ipod and walks into the school. You and your friends are standing inside because you're too wussy to stand outside in LATE MAY in you pretty new Capri pants and new Hollister t-shirt. You point at her and whisper to your friends about how out-of-touch she is because she's dressed in a baggy hooded sweatshirt and frayed old jeans and she's maintaining a 3.785-4.0 GPA on a 4.0 scale while you're boardline failing. You loudly insult her and talk to her in an obnoxious voice. She just keeps her head down and shuffles right by. You laugh loudly and say, "How could you have gotten that one wrong? Even a fifth grader knows that!" when she answers a question wrong in class. You and friends push her around in the hallways and trip her in the stairwells. You think she should start drooling over the boys at school and should wear the same clothes you do. And yet, no matter what you do, she doesn't say anything. Isn't it hilarious that she can be quiet all week, but still have to put up with more shit than the whore giving out free blowjobs on the bus? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind fucking a random guy every night, but you go around ripping on her just because she studies in the library every night? Isn't it just bloody fucking hilarious that she needs to sign a pass to the bathroom just to run into an empty classroom to cry at least once a week? Are you laughing yet? HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WHAT HER LIFE IS LIKE? HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GO UP TO HER FACE AND TRASH HER GOOD NAME, CALLING HER A 'FREAKY GOTH WANNABE' OR A 'WEEPY-WASHY ATTENTION SEEKER', AND NOT ONCE STOP AT ALL TO CONSIDER WHY YOU NEVER SEE HER PARENTS AROUND, OR WHY SHE ALWAYS WEARS LONG SLEEVES, EVEN IN THE SUMMER? HOW IN GOD'S GOOD NAME CAN YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT JUST BECAUSE SHE THE ONE PERSON YOU CAN NEVER BE: HERSELF UNTO HERSELF? THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN BEING AN IDIOT AND BEING BRAVE. BEING BRAVE IS NOT GIVING RANDOM GUYS A BLOWJOB IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. IT IS NOT FUCKING SOME RANDOM GUY ON FRIDAY NIGHT JUST TO SAY YOU FUCKED HIM. BEING BRAVE ISN'T TALKING TO SOME GUY OR DUMPING YOUR CURRENT BOYFRIEND. BEING BRAVE IS TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK WHEN PEOPLE SLAP YOU. IT'S FORGETTING THE INSULTS AND REMEBERING THE COMMENTS. TRUE BRAVERY IS GOING TO A SCHOOL WHERE YOU SHOULD FEEL SAFE AND INSTEAD, YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MARCHING RIGHT INTO HELL. TRUE BRAVERY IS BEING TRUE TO THE ONE PERSON, THE ONLY PERSON, WHO MATTERS: YOU. KEEP LAUGHING, YOU COCK-SUKCING BITCHES, CAUSE I'M GOING FAR AND YOU'RE HARDLY MOVING. -Copy this into your profile, and be proud that you're not one of those people. -I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson". I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had, I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school, it was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised, The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. I am the girl who loves her best friend but is afraid to let her know it. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. -Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile. (Mixed messages anyone?) Man law. I follow these do you?? 1. No wasted beer in the name of humor. 2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control 3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her its a 6 day waiting period. 4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home. 5. Short shorts have been banned.. unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar. 6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals, law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal. 7. If a girl and a guy are not officialy dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you. 8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death. 9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare incase a friend is in desperate need. 10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets. 11. No man shall ever use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then your not a man. 12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it. 13. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrowie puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey...who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours. 14. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend...it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you gotta do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favor will one day be repayed. 15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of rock paper scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun. Addendum to Man Law No. 15: 16. It is ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS with no shoot. If you must say shoot, it has to be agreed upon by both men and a witness has to be present and somewhat sober. 17. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom. 18. You poke it you own it. 19. The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walking past. No words are needed to be said. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nod is for fellow men. 20. If a man is on vacation to a state that does not border his own, or any other country, it is not considered cheating if he so chooses to engage in sexual activity with a girl other than his girlfriend. Although he should be fully aware that his girlfriend may not see eye to eye if she was to ever find out. 21. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to insure being ready for any unknown or known late night action. Assisting Girls does not count.. rule is in exception if male party is in a bet to set a record of number of times in a day. 22. A man shall never wear any article of women's clothing (I.E .. Girls Jeans/Pants!) unless they are the loser of such a bet.. or if a man is figuratively in a girls pants.. (or any other article of clothing). 23. No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violater of this law, should pop his collar. 24. A man should never be denied the right to adjust himself or place his hands down his pants under any circumstances. 25. Being a Pirate should be considered a Manly job because pirates get two types of booty. 26. All men must eat meat. A shitload of meat. If not borderline carnivore. For no reason should a man ever be a vegitarian, or eat sick shit like tofu. Also no man should consume any food with the terms "diet", "fat free", or any other healthy suggesting terms for the sake of "watching his weight" or dieting. 27. Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies. 28. If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice, no need to say "I'm Sorry" 29. No man should ever hook up with his best friend's girl, no matter how hot she is. This is in effect while they are dating or "together." If they are seperated refer to Law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. (Side Advice: Less guilt is involved if she comes on to you. 30. Under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another mans attempt at getting some tang. Lets just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch. 31. Every man should watch sportscenter at least once a day, though multiple viewings are recomended so that one can hold his own in any debate on sports that may arise that day. 32. Under no circumstances shall any man lay a hand on a female or a child in violence. Spanking of a woman's ass or pulling of the hair is permitted if done on request. Corporal punishment is permitted excluding obvious extremes. Punishment for the attacking male is that if other men see the assault taking place they having the right to take him out back behind a building and show him how to fight with real men. In this situation more than one man may be used in the attacking of said woman beater because he clearly doesn't mind an unfair fight seeing as he was hitting a lady or a child to begin with. A call to the police is a very last resort and should only be used if said male is over 6' 5" 250lb. or a UFC cage fighter. A kick to the crotch is only called for in cases of rape. If it is merely a guy beating a woman, defenseless child, or elderly people then a legitimate beating is called for, but no shots to the crotch. If it is a case of rape however, multiple shots to the crotch are called for. The punishment must fit the crime and since rape is using that area of the body, it is ok to inflict damage to it. 33. If a woman is present whether family or friend no man under any circumstances shall make their own food or pour their own drinks unless it is a special holiday such as, Mother's day, Birthday's, or St. Patrick's day or if the woman cannot keep up with the pace you want your drink poured. Law is void if significant grilling is involved. 34. No man shall ever watch a soap opera ever! Period! If this law is broken, it will result in the lowering of status from man to manbitch and the questioning of the liking of opposite gendered relationships. 35. Women can't drive. 36. In the court of Man Law the statement "I was Drunk" will have the same effect as an insanity plea (reduced punishment) in standard court provided the defendant's blood alcohol level exceeds .10. 37. If any male is caught violating a Man Law in serious context, as a form of punishment he should be disowned of his manly name, only to receive the title of "Manbitch" from his peers and colleagues. Forgiveness is pending the severity of the broken law...or a case of beer to all his offended peers as a token of respect to what is manly...and what is not. 38. Any man that is old enough and is not in the army should at least support the troops, even if you dont agree with the war they are your country men fighting to protect you and you should show them your support 39. No more crushing of empty beer cans on your forehead. modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past. 40. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play when leaving, you may take one beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket. 41. Do not have a conversation at a urinal. 42. A man will not live in his parents house past the age of 27 unless they are ill or he is in the war. 43. All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman "do you like this". and the right to leave the room. 44. Sex is more important then talking 45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm. 46. Grilling regardless of weather is always the first choice for cooking. 47. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat 48. Men will invite other men to Man Law 49. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "its not their brand." 50. No man shall be shamed if they are passed out with their shoes off in your place. If the person passes out outside of the house, then they are fair game shoes or not. 51. It is acceptable for a man to publicly situate and/or scratch himself in the region of the gonads. If at a formal conference, then do so discretely. If at a football party, scratch away, just no handshakes. 52. The morning after, if a beer has been left on the table, no matter the temperature, it is acceptable to consume this item with food, such as its counterpart, cold pizza. 53. If you spill a man's beer, you buy the next round/refill the cup. 54. Nursing a beer is unacceptable. The bottle/can/cup should never reach lukewarm temperature with beer still in it. If you cant drink it in said time, don't open it. If you cant drink it in said time, your man status will be up for review. 55. Always accept beer from a stranger, but only if unopened/capped. 56. It is never a man's responsibility to empty the trash while drinking. Beer cans may be staked or crushed while the bottles may be thrown into neighbor's lawn. 57. A man does not have to like another man to drink his beer. Beer is beer. 58. It is acceptable for a man to break man laws, if no other option is humanly possible, in the pursuit of the opposite sex. His actions will be given leeway. 59. The bachelor's party is exclusively male. (except the entertainment). 60. No man may ever sell a beer to a friend. Its understood that said friend will repay beer with beer later. Under no circumstance may the replacement beer be of a lesser quality. 61. A man purse is still a purse. 62. No man shall dance for fun unless its to increase his chances with a member of the opposite sex. 63. Body paint is onlly acceptable on a man if its on gameday and to support his team. 64. No man shall bring a woman to the guys night out. this is punishable by verbal abuse for life. 65. If you do not sweat, its not a sport. 66. If a large snake catches a man offguard and bites, said man is allowed to scream once. 67. No man shall wear a beret unless its for his military service. 68. When lifting weights, it is acceptable for a man to wear compression shorts under the regular shorts. No man shall ever wear compression shorts alone. 69. No man shall ever, under and circumstance, share an umbrella with another man. 70. No two men are allowed to enter a revolving door together. Unless it involves a race were the winner receives a combination of the following: beer, food, sex. 71. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want" gets an Xbox. End of story. 72. Keeping beer from other's by hiding it in the fridge is not permissable. Besides, sharing is caring. 73. Wives and girlfriends may not store items other than beer in the garage fridge. It is for beer only. 74. A man may publicly rebuke another man only if the first man has the man law and number memorized. Otherwise the rebuke must be in private. Furthermore, any man who has the man laws memorized will be deemed a "higher" man. 75. In no situation is it acceptable to sit cross-kneed. You either sit with feet-crossed, no cross, or stand. 76. Men are allowed to lick the plate when done but only when alone or with other men. 77. A man should be able to determine a diesel engine by sound alone. 78. While smiling, no man shall stick his tongue between his teeth. 79. It should be understood that while, yes, cheerleading is not a sport, and it is perfectly accepted to watch. 80. If a man is punched, and the hit is rubbed, he is punched again in the same area twice. 81. A man should be able to lucidly explain the rules of one or more of the following sports: Football (not the European kind), Baseball, or Ice Hockey. 82. The dressing of any pet for any reason is not acceptable...any garment that is not a part of the animal shall not be allowed to be attached to that animal...exceptions are collars, leashes, etc. exception to this rule are monkeys. 83. Under no circumstances shall any man drink wine cooler...ever...unless beer or liquor is completely unattainable. This includes anything (non liquor) fruit flavored that comes in a bottle. 84. Under no circumstances shall a man ever defer control of the television remote to a female. 85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry. 86. When watching a "catfight" it is perfectly acceptable to choose sides. It is also perfectly acceptable to pray for rippage of clothing. 87. When in a public shower, no man will look below the shoulders. Also, no eye-to-eye contact for more than one second is allowed. If eye contact occurs, nod upwards, and look away. 88. No man under any circumstances should have to explain the use of a power tool to another man. 89. Never should man give a woman the credit card. No exceptions. 90. No man should talk on a telephone to a girl longer than he will have sex with her. 91. Every man should smoke at least one premium cigar in his life. Not any swisher sweet crap either. Cohiba, Monicristo, CAO (Cade Mayo). 92. No man shall ever read an instruction manual. If the man does not know how to use the item trial and error shall be used until the correct function is determined. 93. No man shall be held accountable for any promise he makes while drunk unless it was a bet. (Boots Jones) 94. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence. 95. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours. 96. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw". 97. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50 without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!". (exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400) 98. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale. 99. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable. 100. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case. 101. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it. 102. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean. 103. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (in fact, even remembering your best friends birthday is optional) 104. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriends cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan. 105. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. You should know such things. 106. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood. 107. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favor of better athletes- as long as you don't let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline. 108. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours... unless she is withholding sex, pending your response. 109. You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way down so he thinks its broken, or have him paged every seven minutes. 110. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was. 111. If offered a Billion dollars to star in a filthy gay porno a man must accept or is he obviously gay. 112. If offered sex with multiple partners of the opposite sex who are both above a 5 on the 1-10 scale you must accept or be stripped of all man status you have obtained and you will still be in the negative of man hood. The only exception of this law is if you have STDs but only if you got them in this process in the first place. You say BABY PINK Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off. If your obsessed with dragons, foxes, wolves and fantasy copy and paste this in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Stormrunner56, Haru Kitsune, DragonMaster4381, Demon Wraith, SCoTTieTheeReSeaRCHeR,darkvizardking69,The Fallen God of War, OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE: Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. If your obsessed with dragons, foxes, wolves and fantasy copy and paste this in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” REAL SMART FRIENDS: Will get you out and say "i bet that was fun" with no sarcasm in their voice and ask why you didn't invite them FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Won't assist you in anything. REAL FRIENDS: Will help you cause terror and chaos in the world. FAKE FRIENDS: Won't help you in a fight. REAL FRIENDS: Will bash their heads heads in. FAKE FRIENDS: Are friends. REAL FRIENDS: Are brothers. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME, PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... The game is my passion; I shall not lose. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of greifers. Surely fear and dread shall follow me all the days of my Half-Life, -Gamer’s Praye You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _" Normal 0 false false false EN-GB X-NONE X-NONE | |||||
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