"Because it's funny is as good a reason as any..."

I'm an atheist.

I'm an asshole.

I probably don't like you either.

Stupidity pisses me off.

Especially when that stupidity involves religion.

If you don't like it theres a little X up in the corner there... click it.

"You owe me your living,
Strew my path with furs,
That I may tread barefoot through your soul,
Carve a throne of black obsidian in your heart
That I might be seated in the midst of your desires.
I will take your gold rings, your silver chains
Your crowns, your crosses.
...Your Soul.
The pain and damnation shall consume you,
'fore I take your soul..
of course, I can offer your reprieve, for a price.
Swim with the firstborn, embrace the dark. Enter the madness."