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Author has written 1 story for Death Note. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. -unknown Name: animelover07 Age: 15 Gender: Girl, Straight Loves: boys, anime, manga, japanese stuffs, the cool/cold crisp air, and...PORN!! (JUST KIDDING!!...or am I?) What I am doing right now: Probably avoiding my homework (again) or I'm already putting off my homkework for tomorow (i don't feel like it, OKAY?!) Hates: Rich, arrogant, and snotty (or is that the same thing as arrogant?) people, people that think that they know everything about life and how to survive it, people who make fun of mental people, people that make fun of fat kids, kids that have problems, and kids that look and/or act differently, embarassing moments, and little kids (when they're loud and are not where they're suppost to be) (this is a lotta hate...) Wants: a boyfriend, a deathnote, more money (used to have 140 but it has comedown to 14... TT), iTouch, MONEY, to be born in '94 instead of '95, all the anime I could ever want, and Kishimoto's manuscript to the NARUTO manga. Most Favourite Couples (that I can come up with at the moment) ItaSaku SasuSaku KakaSaku MultiSaku SasuNaru KakaIru (it's okay... :/ ) MinaSaku AsumaKurenai NaruHina KibaHina HaruhiXTamaki, Kyouya, Mori, Hikaru YuukiXZero HarimaXTenma, Yakumo lots more (but i can't think of em' at the moment) ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura (and because you hate him), copy and paste this to your profile If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off. (It's SO obvious) A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! THE WE HATE SASUKEXANYONE BESIDES SAKURA CLUB: If you hate any one paired with Sasuke other than Sakura copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: DanichT02, animelover07, THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this If youve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'redButterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeBackToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band, ilurvedannyr, Gaara's weakness, Bethany (i change my name alot so lets just call me that), AlaskanWildflower, Shatteredsand, Mwto,Shikatemakakasaku, animelover07, Number 12 Naruto characters and answer the questions! 1.Yamato 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Yes I have read a Dei/Saku... but it was multisaku 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? SMEXY HOTT!! you can't even discribe how hot Kakashi is!! XD 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I would be seriously disturbed. I mean 1. brother/brother cest is gross and 2. it's possible 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? yes 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? I guess sai and Sakura would make a good couple... IF HE ACTUALLY GREW SOME FEELINGS!! 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? um... I'm disturbed by both. Neither. Besides, Hinata only has eyes for Naruto and I'm pretty sure Naruto is straight... for the most part. 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Garra walking in on Sai and Itachi having sex, eh? Garra: ...I'm gonna go burn out my eyes now... 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. Temari and Naruto secretly have an affair with eachother, but what happens when the Leaf and Suna treaty is called off?? Main: Naru/Tema Slight: Saku/Naru/Hina and Shika/Tema 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? uh... I hope not!! I don't think they ever actualy met, other than when Team Kakashi finds sasuke and they fight him 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. uh... I got nothing. DX How's this?: Fight for Dominance 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Oh wow... uh... I would NEVER do that kind... well... maybe... >///> 12) Does anyone on your friends list read a Three Fic yet? Probably. :) 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? again, probaly. :/ 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? uh... no. I REALLY hope not!! Ewwwww!! Sai/Kakashi/Tobi?! 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Dattebayo!! (LOL, I can soo see Naruto screaming that during sex) 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace 17)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warrning: Threesome with older men and young girl!! BEWARE 4 SMEXY HOT LEMONS AND FLUFF 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten use on Two? Hey. If you buy me some ramen, I'll give you something in return... ANYTHING... datebayo. 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? They make a lovely pair together, un. Emo+Emo= humpity hump hump!! 20) How emo is Seven? He wears eyeliner (I thikn so). How emo is that?! (I loves u Garra-kun!! don't take that as a flame!!) 21) What would One say if Three and Nine started making out in public? Yamato would probably get a nosebleed and a boner. If Temari stopped making out with Hinata, then he would probably say: Oh no! Don't mind me! Keep on continueing what you two were doing!! O//.//O" -~- Here you go girls! The replys for boys with cheezy lines! -~- Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together RIP: Itachi Uchiha 6/9/87-3/14/08 A funny thing I found about the best word ever: Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks." Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers." As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as: Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot." Dismay: "Aw fuck it." Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now." Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy." Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!" Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?" Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here." In Confidence: "He's a fuck off." Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'" I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!" ~The end!~ Story Ideas: (I SUCK AT SUMMARIES!! BE WARNED!!) !!If you want to try or do one of these stories, please PM me about it!! ラブポーション: Love Potion- Pairing: multisaku/ sakura-centric Genre: TBD Summary: While searching for a missing rouge ninja named Luna, Team Kakashi (Yamato, Kakashi, Sakura, Sai, Naruto), Team 8 (minus Shino), plus Gai's team, stop to make camp for the night. While the girls search for firewood, the guy start making dinner. Everything's set up and the guys have a couple drinks of alcohol (except for Gai, Lee, and Sai) while they wait for the girls to come back. Unbestknown to them, the rouge ninja secretly put a pink liquid into their drinks before. It's colorless and flavorless and makes you fall in love with the very first person you see. (guy if you're a girl, girl if you're a guy) When Sakura comes back with some firewood and the girls a cople miles away from her, she is met with six lust-full gazes aiming for her. Crap. (I KNOW!! LONG SUMMARY!!) Sex Ed with Sensei- Pairing:TBD (?) Genre: Humor/General Summary:By order of the Kazekage and Lady Hokage, all jonins that have teams will teach their kids about sex-er...um.. I mean the birds and the bee's. I can just see Gai with his youthful thrusts of... OH GOD!! SOMEONE GAUGE MY EYES OUT!! Marriage Inconvenience- (still deciding a title) Pairing: YukiSakuKyo (?) Genre: Drama/Humor or Romance Summary:What if Sakura was related to the Sohmas? Akito, Hatori, and Shigure visit Sakura in Konoha. Akito announces that Sakura is to marry either Kyo or Yuki in about 1 month where they will live in Konoha together, or Sakura will have to quit being a ninja and become the new 'GOD' of the zodiac. What will Sakura do? Who will she choose? Well we won't find out until I write it!! Abandoned and Bruised- Pairing: SakuraXTeam7 Genre: Angst/Romance (or friendship) Summary:Abused and hated by her alcoholic father, ignored by her slutty mother, Sakura doesn't know how much longer she can hold her secret until she's either dead or until someone finds out. During a training session, the guys notice Sakura limping on her leg one day and ask her about it. She brushes hem off, but they know something's wrong. So when training is over, they follow Sakura to her home and watch the horrors of the Haruno household. What will the boys tell Sakura? What injuries does Sakura have now? And... Sasuke crys? Ask a Ninja- Pairing: none Genre: Humor Summary:Ask your favorite ninja any question! And I do mean any. First up is Naruto, then Sasuke cough-bastard-duck-butt-traitor-cough, Sakura, Kakashi, Sai, Yamato for the interview chapter. That's all I have so far. XP KHSG v.s. KHSB (Konoha High School for Girls v.s. Konoha High School for Boys)- (now you know why it's abbreviated) Pairing(s): InoXShikaXTema, SasuXGarraXSakuXNeji, NaruHina and more (but it's still TBD) Genre: Humor/Romance Summary: A barbed wire fence separates the boys and the girls of Konoha High. None of them are to talk to the other gender for unknown reasons. They meet for one hour for lunch only, but as soon as lunch is over, they go back to their seperate sides. But what happens when a certain blonde-haired boy sneeks out late at night and crosses over to the girls' side? Why is it that they can't talk or be aquainted with one another? SHS meets KHS- Pairing: none yet Genre: Romance/Drama(Humor?) Summary: In which Karin is the slutty bitch of Sound High and Reasons Why Umino Iruka is NOT Gay- Pairing: Iruka... just Iruka Genre: uh... TBD Summary: The title is pretty selfexplanitory :) Unfaithful- (SONG BY: RIHANNA) Pairing: SasuSakuNaru Genre: Angst(or Hurt/Comfort)/Romance Summary: Naruto and Sakura have been going out for a full year now. But now that Sasuke is back, does Sakura abandon naruto in favor for Sasuke? How does Naruto really feel about Sasuke-teme being back? Replay-(SONG BY: Sean Kingston) Naruto Meets the Full-Metal Alchemist- Absolute Ninja- If you've read my full profile, copy and paste this into your profile. | |||||||
1. Dreams of Pink reviewsLight comes home one day, only to find that someone has turned their house upsidedown. What will he do? Light/Misa Rated T for saftey Plz R&RDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-4-09 - Light Y. - Complete
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