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| worthfighting4 |
Author has written 5 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries. I don't really know what to write here... Jersey. Yeah. Girl. I go for the laugh over the moan 10 out of 10 times. It's not that I'm against sex or 'lemons' I'm just not in the business of getting other ladies off. I like characters with flaws and quirks. Perfect is overrated and uninteresting in my opinion. I wrote some stories... check em out. Each has a different "quality" to them. TWITTER: @Worthfghting4 I won a script writing contest on robpattionsonlovesme.com... Here's the link to it! It's like 70's grade d porn... haha.. without nudity or sex. Adopt a Vampire stuff: ADOPT A VAMPIRE HAS A BANNER!! Thanks to Peppermintyrose! Tiger suit Eric Banner!! click here! The Bayou Banner! Lessons learned from TB/SVM & fanfic: Rape a girl in the trunk of a car once and you're a bad guy forever. Vampires can indeed make babies, if having sex with a fairy on the first monday in septemeber under an oak tree below the mason dixon line. Vampire tears... ick. Serenades are always romantic. Kidnapping, manipulation, lying... all okay if you're tall, hot, and undead. | |||||||
1. Adopt a Vampire » reviewsSookie has to put her pride on the line when she's confronted by a vampire that is ignorant of her position with Eric. She finally starts to yield to Eric, but it may be too late...Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,376 - Reviews: 748 - Updated: 12-24-12 - Published: 9-14-09 - Sookie & Eric - Complete2. The Devil Wears Nada reviewsExample Fic for the Saint Eric Fanfic contest. Eric finally gets the recognition he deserves. Not to be taken seriously.Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-13-11 - Eric & Sookie - Complete3. The Bayou reviewsSookie Stackhouse meets The Hills... pure ridiculousness.Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-17-10 - Sookie & Eric - Complete4. I want the truth but not the scars reviewsA/H A/U Sookie and Eric are having a secret relationship under the nose of their boss Felipe... when someone finds out will it be the end or just the beginning of Eric and Sookie?Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,128 - Reviews: 59 - Published: 10-30-09 - Sookie & Eric - Complete5. Always the Protector » reviewsAfter the take over of LA by the king of Nevada, Eric and Sookie confront some misplaced memories that are finally found. No more leaving things to be discussed later or running away from our problems...Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 10-4-09 - Published: 9-8-09 - Sookie & Eric - Complete
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