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since: 09-08-09, id: 2077975, Profile Updated: 12-09-09
Author has written 1 story for Star Wars.

"My mind is full of junk, so I put it on paper and call it ART."

Jedi Padawan Barriss Offee AT YOUR SERVICE!!

I absolutly love star wars. The creater George Lucas, IS A KRIFFEN GENIUS!! My favorite jedi is a tie between Luminara Unduli, and her Padawan Barriss Offee. What really sucks though, is that they're both minor characters. As in, they never appear in ANYTHING. Oh well. My Favorite book is The Approaching Storm, by Alan Dean Foster. It rocks!! Dude, I fyour reading this, write a sequal! (he'll probably never read this...) I love writeing, and drawing. My mind is full of junk, and I have to put it somewhere. Why not on paper? Creativity is my passtime. I also play softball, polevault, and play alto sax. Favorite quote? "Come to the dark side... we have cookies." and also "I do not have ADD, I have ADOS. Attention Disfunctio- Oooooohhhh Shiny!" I absolutly love animals, and other mythological awsome creatures. (DRAGONS) Oh, and I'm also a total nerd. Lets see, I like X-men, LOVE Star Wars, play in the band, get decent grades... most of the time, have a pair of BROKEN glasses, and I sometimes snort when I laugh. What Am I missing? Well, pocket protectors, but trust me that'll never happen, and braces. Oh and did I mension I LOVE the computer. Bill gates your also a genius, not as much of a genius as George lucas, but still pretty smart. I love science, chemistry, physics, biology, zoology, (all branches of science) and I also like writeing. As in creative writeing, not english. I'm somewhat interested in history, and I don't like math. AT ALL. My favorite color? White and black, and anything in-between. Favorite animals? Penguin, orca, zebra, panther, polar bears, wolves, panda bears, dogs, cats, porcupines, hedgehogs, skunks(they're cute!), raptors, birds, lizards, snakes, horses, donkeys/mules, Liger/Tigron, rabbits, monkeys, fish, marine mammles, aligators, crocadiles, platypuses, otters, beavers, bugs, and rodents. Did I leave anything out? Oh, and Frogs. As you can see, I'm almost as obsessed with wildlife as I am with star wars. I get hurt a lot, but not on purpose. I haven't yet broke a bone. I know its a miracle. I'm a seriouse daredevil. Although I don't like haunted houses. I can't stand the supernatural stuff. Sci-fi, and mythology are Awsome, but the paranormal and supernatual? N-O. My favorite TV shows are, anything related to star wars, X-men Evolution, Inyasha, Bleach, other animes, NCIS, Third watch, Mythbusters, survivorman, the most X-treme, and Law and Order. I like both Law and orders, SVU and criminal intent. I also watch Jag sometimes. But not for a while. Oh, and One more important detail. IM ABSOLUTLY NUTS. Do not give me any surger/caffine or anything thats supposed to give me energy. I will be bouncing off the walls. LITERALLY. Want to read some of my other work? Look up dragons on www.Quizilla.com My username is DragonTamer124.

I love being different. I love being abnormal. I like standing out from the crowd and following my own tune. Like this? Then for Pete's sakes, copy and paste it into ur own profile! Jedi Ani Unduli, JediBarrissOffee

If you're one of those people who no longer care about appearence, post this on your profile.

1. Temple Times » reviews
Barriss Offee's Point of View of life as a jedi. Who knows what'll happen...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,854 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-25-09 - Published: 10-8-09
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