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| Mechanical Kaleesh |
Author has written 8 stories for Star Wars, Misc. Books, and Sins of a Solar Empire. Greetings, inferiors. I shall not reveal my name, because that is what all villains do in movies and they always fail. Also, I wont reveal my plot to conquer the world, because that is what villains do in movies as well. Thats why when I DO become a villain, I will actually conquer the world, not like the rest. Im a: Dont YOU want to know? Age: Im not telling... Current Residence: BAH! Writing Style: I fail at writing stories, so I prefer to write things that are more like poems or memoirs. And I love writing about bad guys. They are so much cooler. Favorite Fictional Charcters: Geneal Grievous Darth Maladi OOM-9 Waste Ko Sai Shu Mai All Battle Droids from Star Wars Darth Nihilus HAL 9000 Christopher Johnson (Prawn) Gerty (Moon) The Unity Hans Landa Demon Assassin (Demigod) Ana (V) The Triangles (Infected) Dolores, the Apathetic Cat o' Joy (Pearls Before Swine) Least Favorite Fictional Characters: Jedi Order Princess Leia Etain Tur-Munkan Ahsoka Tano Cad Bane Katniss Everdeen Anything associated to Disney Perry Dawsey Roran Fel Favorite Movies/TV shows: All Star Wars (Especially Ep. III and except Clone Wars) All Jurassic Park I, Robot District 9 Moon Teen Titans Simpsons V Glee (I watch it because its so stupid) As you can see, Im a pretty big nerd. However, I take pride in it. The fools called "popular people" shall never understand. | |||||||
1. Nothing behind the MaskA semi-story kind of thing about Darth NihilusStar Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Published: 4-19-10 - Complete2. The Unity ReturnsA quick fanfiction about the Unity from Sins of a Solar EmpireSins of a Solar Empire - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Published: 2-5-10 - Complete3. Every Villains Guide to World DominationRead this handy dandy guide if you want to conquer the planet!Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Published: 1-12-104. Alone in the Chambers reviewsGrievous lies in his fortress. He is alone. And lonely. He want to leave.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-11-09 - General Grievous - Complete5. MaladiDarth Maladi memoir. Very dark.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Published: 12-1-09 - Complete6. Ask StormieA help column on the Death Star! Note that all of the advice searching people are girls.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Published: 11-30-09 - Complete7. Battle Droid reviewsThe Battle of Geonosis. A battle droid.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-29-09 - Complete8. Grievouses Thoughts reviewsGrievous is thinking in the bridge of his ship. As his mind swirls, his thoughts turn to his past life and his regrets.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-21-09 - General Grievous - Complete
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