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- my name is Fang lover i have a blog there
There is no sincere love like the love of food
One evening an old P.E. teacher told his students about a battle that
One is evil. It is self-doubt, inferiority, envy, jealousy, sorrow,
The other is good. It is hope, humility, joy, peace, love, serenity,
The students thought about it for a minute and then asked their
The old P.E. teacher simply replied, "The one you feed."
Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When
"I can resist everything except temptation."
"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."
"Love doesn't make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile"
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
25 Things my wonderful Mother taught me!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Its in every heart...
It keeps love and death apart...
The light pushes hard...
But so does the dark...
If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
My eyes are heavy,
My breathing slowed,
And yet I still
Want you to know
What’s been on my mind,
What I’ve been thinking through
Because most of the time I’m thinking
It’s usually about you.
How you laughed and smiled
How you danced when you walked.
How your voice sounded like bells
Every time you talked.
How your eyes twinkled
When you looked at the birds, so free.
And sometimes, only sometimes,
When you looked at me.
So I closed my mouth
And went through the movements
So that you’d never know
That I was treasuring those moments
When we truly connected
When we didn’t have to speak
When we knew what’s wrong
What needs support since its weak.
So now I close my heart off
So that I can cool down,
So that I can I can think clearly,
So that my smile fades to a frown.
And I close my eyes
And try to get some sleep
Even though I know
I can’t stop thinking of you and me.
But as I drift off
I smile because I know
That even though you’ve passed on,
I can still dream of you.
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen.
I cannot see,
I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My parents so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My parents aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the far wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
with unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
If you are against child abuse put this poem on your profile!
Girl: You should slow down, this is to fast
Boy: This is how a motorcycle is supposed to feel but if you tell me
Girl: I love you!
Boy: Now you have to give me a hug.
Girl: (She squeezed around the boys boys waist from behind him)
Boy: Now you must take my helmet from my head and put it on you then i
Girl: (puts helmet on her head)
Newspaper headline next morning: Fatal motorcycle accident after
The favorite quotes and sayings….
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I ran with scissors, and lived!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends
EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami
Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
And Carlisle said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood
OMC- Oh My Carlisle
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch
Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have...
There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning,
Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips. (shifty eyes... lol)
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Somebody needs a Happy Meal!!
One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife
It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
Top Three Favorite Quotes and Sayings: And so the lion fell in love
I cdnuolt blviee taht I cloud aulactly
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanig. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
mttaer in wht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be tatol
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wohle.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipomorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
-I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Fav saying:- Weird means different, so if I'm weird and you're
1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers,l arge fries,
5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of
7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to
8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of
9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to
10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when
And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Jasper,"...and it was gooooood
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling
When I am at Hogwarts I will not sing: "I'm Off to See the Wizard"
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey!
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and
I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles
"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people
"It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just
"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"
Put this in your profile if you know a person or two who needs to get
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and
"Education is important, school however, is another matter."
"Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick."
"Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable."
"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to
"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day.
"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends,
"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."
"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."
"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."
"You know your addicted when Volterra is added to your computer dictionary."
"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a
"I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it."
"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."
"I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on."
This is Written by a Guy!!
Not Me i Just Thought It Was Cute
We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes
We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTSbut at 2 in the morning we do
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.
That it can't wait till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood im in.
Let us pay for you!
dont 'feel bad'
We enjoy doing it.
Smile and say 'thank you.
Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel
We like you for who you are and not what you are.
Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.
or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up..
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown,
It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'
On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )
Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right
Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the
Give the nice guys a chance.
Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this,
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I
Fav saying:- Weird means different, so if I'm weird and you're
Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror:
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce:
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
Dance like no one is watching.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Sing like no one is listening.
Live like it's heaven on earth.
Work like you don't need the money.
Speak like you've never been heard.
Listen like the voice is a melody.
Write like you just found the words.
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
I'm Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old I Am Now
REMEMBER WHEN ..
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his
"If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty."
"We have witnessed a classic example of what I'd like to call
"So many people treat you like you're a kid, so you might as well act
"They say I have A.D.D, but I just don't understa- OH LOOK A KITTY!"
"Sometimes I have dreams that toilets are eating my bum. I'm terribly
"Can you covor your face... it's hurting my eyes!"
"It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hysterical."
"I just moved you to the top of my 'to-do' list."
"Jealousy is a terrible sickness. Hope you get well soon, whore!"
"Can you run 850 feet per second? If not, your head better be bulletproof."
"Everythings funny as long as it's happening to someone else."
"Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you're an asshole."
"I run with sissors! It makes me feel dangerous."
"Depressed? Over Worried? Family Problems? Unappreciated? Money
"Don't make me break my foot off in your ass!"
"Fuck politics, I just want to burn shit down!"
"Don't follow my footsteps (I run into walls)."
"Don't have sex! Or you will get pregnant and die!"
"You truely out gayed yourself."
"Next time you feel like your all alone, just remember there are 1,000
"There's no I in slut, but there's a U."
"Seeing Sasuke making funny faces amuses me greatly."
"I have CDO, it's like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical
"NO TRESPASSING! Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again!"
"If you can't dazzle the world with your knowledge, then daffle them
"It's a beautiful day! Now watch some asshole fuck it up..."
"There's this great little tool that God gave us. And that's this
"No. As a matter of fact, you did not do my mom last night. Thanks."
"I DO know it all. I just can't remember it all at once."
"I swear to drunk I'm not God.."
"Let me know if I say anything that offends you. I might want to
"Everytime I go to the doctors, I get a jacket, a straight one. And It
"Please, don't throw your cigrette ends on the floor, the cockroaches
"I am the future of America. Be afraid, be very afraid."
"It's because I'm white, isn't it?"
"Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run! He hates that!"
"Having a smoking section in a restraunt is like having a peeing
"Story of my life: I'm the shit, the end!"
"I ran with sissors and survived."
"I use my breasts to get other peoples attention."
"No. Go away. Or I'll pour scolding hot emo on you." Sometimes I wish
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy,
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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