Sarcastic Half-Blood
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since: 09-11-09, id: 2080883, Profile Updated: 01-13-13
country: USA
Author has written 8 stories for Host, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, Hunger Games, Twilight, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

Type your name: Stephanie

Type it with your eyes shut: Steoganie

Type it with your elbow: XSgtpphganie

Type it with your nose: W5ephanie

Slam your face into the keyboard: dhgtu658ruv

Birthday: Somewhere between January 1st and December 31st, I promise.

Hogwarts House: According to Pottermore, I'm a proud Hufflepuff. Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!

Demigod Parent: Apollo.

Hunger Games District: 7th

Vampire or Werewolf: If I would choose between BECOMING one... Werewolf.

Soul or Human: Probably a Soul...

In the New Order, you are wanted for: The reading of banned books and practicing the foul arts of magic!

Host of the Egyptian god: Sekhmet, she's insane.

Books I have been through...

- Harry Potter Series

- The Twilight Saga

- The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, an Eclipse novella

- Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series

- The Heroes of Olympus Series

- The Host

- The Hunger Games Trilogy

- Shiver Series

- Wake Trilogy

- Fallen Series

- Maximum Ride Series

- Witch & Wizard Series

- The Kane Chronicles

- Divergent Series

- Delirium

- Abandon

-and many, many more...

Fave Cartoons

- Avatar: The Last Airbender

- The Legend Of Korra

- Adventure Time

- Regular Show

- Young Justice

- Teen Titans


1. The Truth Behind Our Adventures » reviews
Some doctors say Finn will never wake up from his Adventures in the land of Ooo. Short Story based on my theory behind Adventure Time. Rated T just to be safe.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,427 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 2-18-13 - Published: 6-21-12 - Finn & Flame Princess - Complete
2. Children Of The Mist reviews
I mean, what are the freaking odds of Percy and Annabeth Jackson having problems with their children? THEY were supposed to end up the most happy, healthy, powerful... Can you guess who ends up NOT fitting to those descriptions? You guessed it. Me.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-22-12
3. Autumns reviews
Meet Etincelle, Nahuel's youngest sister. He knows he cannot care of her anymore, so he's taking her to the Cullens. This would be the chance for Rosalie to finally raise a kid, for Nessie to have a companion and for a certain werewolf to imprint.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-22-12
4. Our Life As Demigods » reviews
What is it like to be a normal demigod living in Camp Half-Blood? Get ready for romance... LOT'S OF IT! Do your own character and send it to me to be in the story and see it have a life in camp! Come on! You won't regret reading it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,200 - Reviews: 325 - Updated: 7-26-11 - Published: 5-18-10
5. Nighty Night, Jabberjay reviews
This year in the 5th Hunger Games, be prepared for the heart-breaking story of Holly, the girl who spent all of the games hiding... but what exactly happened while she avoided violence? She met him, of course. But only one can win... who?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-13-10 - Other tributes
6. Thalia's Pine Tree reviews
Just a little poem about how Thalia felt as she was being a tree.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-2-10 - Thalia G. - Complete
7. Life Goes On » reviews
Angelina was just a normal vampire hybrid walking the streets of Vancouver. As she came passing Riley Park, she met a vampire named Fred with an interesting story. This is a story of Fred's life after escaping. Rated T just to be safe. R&R! Enjoy!
Short Second Life of Bree Tanner - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-26-10 - Published: 7-10-10 - Fred
8. It's Complicated? reviews
One day, Roses dancing in the stars found humans on a raid. Charmaine, her host, was Jamie's best friend when she wasn't possessed. When they capture her, she starts falling for Jamie. But is Jamie in love with Roses dancing in the stars, or her host? R&R
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-16-09 - James S./Jamie