Robot me info:

Hello, my name is Extra-terrestrial Vegetation Evaluator probe #1, but you can call me Eve. No- seriously, just call me Eve. It wastes time and energy to call me by my full name. I currently live on Earth in a Wall-e transport truck with Wall-e (the love of my life), M-o (my good friend), and the Minnies (my and Wall-e's children).

I Love Wall-e more than you!

Human me info:

OMG!! Hi there! Guess wut? /In a gay/cheesy tone/ Yer never gonna know my real name!! Please just call me Eve. Well anyways, I'm a Wall-e lover fan-girl who loves writing. I live in southern California and go to Las Floras Middle School, and I hate the term "Junior High". It makes me sound like I'm trying to be more "mature" which really just makes me immature. I'm very spiritual and love trying to interpret prophecies in dreams. Logic is idiotic. Optimism is EVERYTHING. I dream of working at Pixar when I grow up, and if that doesn't work I'm going to start Buy N' Large!! I believe that in 96 years the Axiom is going to lift off and in 796 years Wall-e and I will fall on love. Oh, right. I didn't mention the thing that drives my life. You see, I've gotten the idea in my mind that when you die, your spirit goes back up to heaven (I don't believe in Hell because God would never punish his own creations) and you get to hang out there until you decide that you want to go back to have another life. After I die I'm going to choose go back to Earth as Extra-terrestrial Vegetation Evaluator Probe #1 of the Axiom. Woo-Whoo!! I'M CRAZY AND DON'T DOUBT IT!!

I love Wall-e more that you! /sticks out tongue and smiles/

My sites: http://www.youtube.com/user/123wallewalle123

http://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-shea2719

http://wall-eve.deviantart.com

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your parents don't even have the ability to do your homework.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile!

FROOGLES! If you're random and enjoy it, put this into your profile.(woot for randomness!)

"WOOT"

If you've ever had a 'sweatdrop' moment, then put this in your profile! -.-'

Put this in my profile? Why should I, when the point is to prove that you enjoy being unique more then 'cool'? What sense does that make? None at all. So do it anyway! XD

If you've ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile. ;)

If you've ever woken up to find out that your life is nuts, put this in your profile.(no duh! If it's not crazy, it's boring!)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever popped the head of a doll off copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!(all the time dude, all the time...)

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said, "Listen sir...when I was born, I was BLACK. When I grew up, I was BLACK. When I'm sick, I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK. When I'm cold, I'm BLACK. When I die, I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born, you're PINK. When you grow up, you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun, you turn RED. When you're cold, you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down, and the white man walked away ...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism. OOOHHH BURRNN!!

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

If you meant to paste something to your profile but pressed 'copy' instead of 'paste', then paste this to your profile.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, Lady Sakia, Emperor Sunny, Leia Blade of the Jedi,jedigal125.,SanitarySams black lava, Wall-e's Eve

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.

If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like heck.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.
PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS

If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC
then copy and paste this!

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that you like Wall-e more than me copy and paste this to your profile. I need an easier way to find you and hunt you down. Come on... I dare you.

If you think stories about Wall-e and Eve ahem 'doing it' are ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE AND THE DOWN RIGHT THE MOST HORRIBLE THINGS EVER WRITTEN paste this to your profile.

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(copy and paste this if your crazy!)

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

If you hate Racism,Copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you claim to have no life and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

Rules to writing Chipmunks fanfictions. Written by: Chipmunklover and Kitty Seville.

1) They are brothers, nothing else.

Nope, they're sisters, mouses, and friends. Cue Friends theme song

2) They must always live with Dave.
No, they're going to live in a pet shop.

3) They must always end up with the Chipettes. Alvin can hit on other girls, but he must end up with Brittany.
Noooooo! They're going to end up old wrinkled and alone!

4) They cannot die.
So they're IMMORTAL?!

5) They can have superpowers, but the color of the magic/ mystical zone has to he the same color as they're signature colors.
No. Alvin'll have pink, Simon sarchurse, and Theodore purple.

6) They can't die.
Nah, they can. We're just going to crush a lot of little kids dreams of meeting real walking, talking Chipmunks. What's wrong with that? Wait!! Why is this on here twice?!

7) They can't be severely injured.
There goes about 15 percent of the stories.

8) There cannot be any OCs. Only the Chipmunks, Dave, and the characters created my the Bagdasarians.
There goes the other 85 percent.

9) The Chipettes HAVE to live with Miss Miller.
No, they'll live with the boys in the pet shop.

10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story.
Now they're really IMMORTAL! They're ZOMBIES!!

11) They can't be in horror stories.
So what's the point of ten? Doesn't that make it redundant?

12) You must have at least three jokes/gags in a chapter.
What if someone's dead or dieing? Will we be arrested by clowns?

13) If you do a Chipmunk crossover, it must be with some other cartoon. Not live action.
What if it's live action Chipmunks?

14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random.
When you have concerts in the story, the songs aren't random. They're meant to be there!! Take that!!

15) The Chipmunks do not work for free. If you use them you must send Ross Bagdasarian 100 dollars by the end of the month, or else you'll die instantly.
What if it's the last day of the month?

16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, don't even think about the rules.
We just broke that one posting them!! (We broke it making them! HAHAHAHAHA!)

If you have ever broken or are planning to break any of these rules, then copy and paste them into your profile!

(I'm never going to write a Chipmunk fic, I just thought this was funny)

XD

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Colombian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care

If you know some people who should be sent to Willy Wonka's place for an attitude adjustment, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are completely and without a doubt random, copy and paste this to your profile. I like ice cream.

WALL-EVE FOR-EVE-R!!

If the characters you drool over and the characters your friends drool over come from different generations, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever smacked yourself, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list. Auto, Wall-e's Eve (Give me a break! My hand freaking slipped!)

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head/hands repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bare bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, etc.) then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy this into your profile. (Wandering teen started this one)

If you know a video game/book/movie character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

if you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

Even when you can't see him, GOD is there! If You believe in God, copy and Paste this to your profile.

If there are times where you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on you profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of people do or has tried smoking pot.If you are one of the 2 who hasn't , copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the kids should just give up and give that god forsaken trix rabbit some trix, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop stalking lucky and let him have his lucky charms, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love God with all your heart, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've never done drugs,became an achoholic, and/or a smoker and never plan to, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own two feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Rap is the most God-awefulest thing to be called 'Music' and that rappers are wanna-be's who are paid to make fools out of themselves, and can't even sing, copy and paste this to your profile. --And remember, you can't spell Crap, without Rap.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), christiannerdsrule (stupid stairs...), sailorstar165 (School stairs. Multiple times), mrspatrickdempsey( X-( freaking staris), poniescheerleader1993(haha.. i think i have ditzy brunette cheerleader syndrome) commodore Norry ( the stupid fricken' stairs have a serious issue with me! ), Miss Pookamonga (I trip even when I'm walking on a flat surface. And yet, I have enough coordination to do Ballet??), Wall-e's Eve (I was charging up the stairs screaming "FOR NARNIA!" when- for no reason - I fell flat on my face and proceded up the next few steps)

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe Narnia is real, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Miss Pookamonga, LORD commodore Norry, Wall-e's Eve

If High School Musical bothers you for any particular reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have a soft spot for rats due to seeing the movie Ratatouille, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love Disney/Pixar and think that Brad Bird, Andrew Stanton, John Lasseter, and anyone else affiliated with Disney/Pixar are geniuses, then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe in angels, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have like 1,000,000,000 of these 'copy and paste' things, copy and paste this to your profile. Now you'll have 1,000,000,001.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

Favriote Quotes~

Wall-e~

Captain- I don't want to survive, I want to live!

Ratatouille~

Horst- I killed a man, with this thumb!!

Collet- Keep your staition clear, or I WILL KILL YOU!!

The next time someone says, "Sticks and stones my break my bones, but words can never hurt me." Hit them with a dictionary!

If you've ever been obsessed with something even if it gave you horrifying nightmares, copy and paste this to your profile ((Ghost Shows))

If gym class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.

If math class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like being different and don't care what those jerks at school say put this on your profile and add your name below: Shadow Kitty 22, -Gasp- Dead Deer, Nightcrawler's Shadow,Danni4ever, Wall-e's Eve

If you would stand up for your favorite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine: Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile, and add the character(s)' names: Fireside Girls, Perry the Platypus,WALL-E

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you obsessively check your email almost every 10 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile

If your family constantly accuses you of being obsessed with random stuff, copy and paste this to your profile

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If one part of you is calm and the other part like to flip out at randome moments,copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the freaking supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you come up with most of your fanfic ideas by laying in bed staring at the moon, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name; Medalis, Invisibool, Wall-e's Eve (It's shiney),

If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, Wall-e's Eve,

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read this, copy this into your profile.

If you want to, copy this into your profile.

90 of teens will want to try a drug between the ages of 13-19. If you are one of the 10 that rather lose a limb before taking drugs, copy this into your profile.

98 of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are 1 of the 2 that would laugh their heads off at the others.

If, after watching Phineas and Ferb, you REAAAALY want a pet platypus, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting that you're weird means you're normal. Saying that you're normal is odd. I you admit that you're weird and like it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.

This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Who was the first person to look a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the voice of God.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? The golfer goes (Whack) "Dang!" The skydiver goes, "Dang!" (Whack)

"You're stupid!"

"My stupid what?"

Up Comming Stories:

J-o: M-o and Mo-she's Minnie!

SpongebobxWall-e cross over: Wall-e and and his family find a submarine and meet Sbongebob and his friend's decendents: Spongebob Squarepants the 10th (I think you know that one), Squilly (Squidward's great great great great great great great great great granddaughter), Patty (Patrick's great great great great great great great great great granddaughter), Herold Crabs (Mr. Crabs's great great great great great great great great grandson), Dusty Tail (Sandy's great great great great great great great great grandson).

Wall-e: Eve's Perspective: The whole movie from the way Eve would see it.

You hit me once, I don't care

You hit me twice, I don't even feel it

You hit me a third time, I am bored

You hit my friend and you can start digging yourself a grave.!.!.!

18 ways to annoy people in the elevator.

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.
3. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
4. Drop something and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"
5. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
6. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.
7. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
8. Randomly ask, "Did you feel that?" When they look at you curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become more panicked by the minute.
9. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. As they are getting off, tell them you "know of a medicine that can cure that"
10. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
11. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "be quiet, all of you, just be quiet!!"
12. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"
13. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
15. Stare manically and grin at another pas senger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."
16. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space!"
17.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

18. buy some fart gas and a whoopy cushion and whenever someone walks into the elevator make some noise and smells and act as if it hadn't come from you

32 ways to annoy your parents

1.follow them around the house

2.Moo when they say your name

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a sticker"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT KISS YOU IN PUBLIC GROSS!!"

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!"

21. At everything they say yell "NO!!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night.

25. WHEN SWIMMING IN THE FLOOR, PRETEND THAT JAWS IS CHASING YOU.

26. Find everything they say absolutely HILARIOUS!

27. try to eat a bevarage with a fork

28. Take a bowl of rice crispies, suddenly act offended and throw the bowl on the ground and kick it, and when they ask you to pick it up, say "No, I want to watch them suffer!"

29. Pile all the pens in the house on one side of the room, and put one pencil in the other. Laugh hysterically at the pencil.

30. Try to catch your shadow, and act dissapointed and yell loudly when you can't get it.

31. Make a sandwich, and leave it on the floor. When your parents pick it up, scream "OH MY GOSH! WHERE'S MY SANDWICH??"

32. try to burrow in between the cushions of the couch.

A dumb girl watches Wall-e for the first time. Through the whole movie, she had an emotionless, focused look on her face as if she's trying to understand something and she's completely silent. Ath the end of the movie, the girl asks, "So Wall-e takes in trash and a cube comes out? Where does the trash go?" You rialize that's the only thing that she was thinking about throught the whole movie. What's your reaction? Add you name and reaction to the list: I would have to comence an emergency shut-down to prevent from having a system-overload.(Wall-e's Eve)

This is for all of you cough-drop users: Cough drops. They're so... wonderful! But what do they do except taste great and make your tongue numb if you keep them in your mouth too long?

YEAH! Eve emoticons!

Happy:

Sad: vv

Crying: vv, or ,vv

Mad: >

Surprised: 00

Confused: 0o or o0

Neutral: oo

Sleepy: --

Now for the Wall-e emoticons!

Everything: /o o\

BREAKING NEWZ:
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009, Wall-e's Eve celebrates watching "Wall-e" every day FOR A YEAR!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!

look me in the eye and tell me that Wall-Eve isn't the cutest couple ಠ_ಠ