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| Bethakinz |
Author has written 7 stories for Merlin, and Avengers. Hey everyone, welcome to my page!!!! WOOPWOOP! (I wanna steal your heart & eat your brains!!!) Disclaimer: (hint) This is Fanfiction if I owned it I would use it...DUH!!! ABOUT ME: Name: Bethakinz Age:17 Live: In sunny California (a little to sunny if you ask me) Likes: colorguard,reading,writing,texting,sleeping,and going on the internet Dislikes:homework,math,random people who start singing in public to show how good they are, preps, and chores Pets:A lot. Books/Shows/Movies:Avengers, Maximum Ride, The Chronicles of Narnia, Merlin, House M.D.,Pirates of the Caribbean,Rookie Blue, Leverage,True Blood,Gilmore Girls,Vampire Diaries,Weeds, Smallville, Avengers, and a lot of other crap Favorite pairings: (Merlin) Merlin/Morgana Arthur/Gwen (House M.D.) House/Cuddy Chase/Cameron (Maximum Ride) Fang/Max Iggy/Ella (Rookie blue) Swarek/McNally (Leverage) Parker/Hardison (True Blood) Sookie/Eric Hoyt/Jessica (Gilmore Girls) Rory/Jess (Roswell) Michael/Maria Isabelle/Alex Max/Liz (Vampire Diaries) Damon/Elena Stephan/Elena(sometimes) (Smallville) Clark/Lois (Lana just pisses me off) (Avengers) Tony/Pepper Fictional characters I would gladly kidnap and keep in my closet: (Twilight) Edward Cullen Jacob Black Jasper Hale Carlisle Cullen (Merlin) Merlin Arthur Lancelot (House M.D.) Dr.Chase (Maximum Ride) Fang Iggy (Pirates of the Carribean) Jack Sparrow William Turner (Rookie Blue) Diaz Swarek Callaghan (Leverage) Hardison (True Blood) Eric Northman (not bill) (Roswell) Michael Max (Vampire Diaries) Damon Stephan Klaus (Smallville) Clark Lex (Avengers) Tony Stark Loki Steve Rogers Thor and growing!!!! List of Husbands(by the way I would like to mention that there is a huge difference between husbands and people I would kidnap. For example above you see Edward and Jasper on my list but on this list there is a lacking of Edward): 1)Damon Salvatore! He can bite me whenever he wants to. Just kidding.(sort of) 2) Jasper Hale. Actually I think Jackson Rathbone as a general idea. 3) Merlin. The Colin Morgan one not an old one, that would be creepy...(unless you like that sorta thing) 4) Eric Northman...tasty, tasty! 5) Loki/Tom Hiddleston (There shouldn't have to be an explanation) Goals in life: to dominate the world Any questions? No? Good! FAVORITE QUOTES: "That my little mind reading darlin'!" - Max "Me and my merry band of mutant bird kids" -Max "Hey whats taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?" - Iggy Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?" Max: “Did you know it wasn’t me, the other Max?” Fang: "Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open." Gazzy: "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?" Max: "Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Alice: "It sounded like you were having Bella forlunch, and we came to see if you would share." Alice: "He was a fool to think you could survive alone. I’ve never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy." Alice: "Haven’t you noticed yet, Bella, that Edward is just the teeniest bit prone to overreaction?" Jasper: "It’s just been my experience that some kinds of working relationships are better motivated by fear than by monetary gain." Jacob:"Speak of the devil and the devil shall appear." Jacob: "If this is how you’re going to react, I’ll freak out more often." Foreman: "Isn't treating patients why we became doctors?" House: "Gorgeous women do not go to medical school. Unless they're as damaged as they are beautiful." House: "Another reason I don't like meeting patients. If they don't know what you look like, they can't yell at you." Morgana: "So, killing things mends a broken heart?" Max: Remember Isabelle, we are head and shoulders above this civilization. My name is Sarah, Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong. I'm SLIM, so I MUST be anorexic. If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored then copy and paste this into your profile Some girls are pretty, some girls are wimpy, some girls are girly, and cry when they break a nail but some girls are tough, they are smart and witty, They know how to survive on their own, some girls are independent, and those girls are great, not the sissy beautiful divas, who can't take care of themselves, its not the looks of an girl that make her admirable, It is all about the state of mind. If you're one of those people who get excited when you get 2 reviews copy and paste this into your profile! Fang: 2 avian 98 human 100 hot! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, CloudyWind732984,Bethakinz If you think that Maximum Ride is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Edward Cullen is hott...copy and paste this onto your profile. If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile. If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro! If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get bad grades but know tons of random things that will get you no where in life, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!!) IF YOU MAKE RANDOM FISHY FACES AT PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOU PRO IF IGGY'S YOUR LITTLE BLIND PYRO COOKER COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR PROFILE If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile (The teacher always said "Don't lean back in your chair". But Did I listen? NO.) If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (Not down. Up.) If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. (See above.) If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile. (Honestly! All he wants is a little bit of sugary cereal and/or yogurt-though the cereal is soooo much better.) If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. (Run, Forrest, Run!) If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE PLEASE copy this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you think furbies are evil mind controlling migits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile. (\)_(/) Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Zutara Lover, SesshoumaruKougaNarakuFanGirl, Elvira Duchess Of The Night, Kutoki,Bethakinz If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, SesshoumaruKougaNarakuFanGirl, Elvira Duchess Of The Night, Kutoki,Bethakinz *PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it My Mother tought me: My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning the house!" My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL - "If you don't sort yourself out, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week" My mother taught me LOGIC - "Because I said so, that's why." My Mother taught me LOGIC...#2 - "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the shops with me." My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your dinner!" My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you "look" at the dirt on the back of your neck!" My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished." My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room." My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen THEN?" My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!!" My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting like your father!" My mother taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!" My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION - "Just wait until we get home." My Mother taught me about RECEIVING - "You are going to get it when we get home!" My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE - "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stick that way." My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD - "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job." My Mother taught me ESP - "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?" My Mother taught me HUMOR - "When that lawnmower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT - "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." My Mother taught me about GENETICS - "You're just like your father." My Mother taught me about my ROOTS - "Do you think you were born in a barn?" My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE - "When you get to be my age, you will understand." And my all time favorite... JUSTICE - "One day you'll have kids ...and I hope they turn out just like you!" | |||||||||
1. Some Assembly Required » reviewsThe Frost Giants want Midgard! Loki swears he has nothing to do with it. Part 2 of "Life and Times of a New Stark". (Part 1 is Meeting with Mischeif). More details inside.Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,166 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-15-13 - Published: 4-22-13 - Loki & Hulk/Bruce B.2. Blast To The Past » reviewsMerlin and the gang go to the past to seek out the Holy Grail. Will they find it in time? Will they be able to save the universe from collapsing on itself? Can Merlin fight off the magic threatening to overcome him? Well...why don't you read it and find out? (3rd of a series. 1st is To The Future, 2nd is No Time Like The Present)Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-12-13 - Published: 5-9-13 - Merlin & Arthur3. No Time Like the Present » reviewsSequel of "To The Future" Morguase of the future comes to the Artthur's time and takes over CamelotMerlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,264 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-8-13 - Published: 11-26-11 - Arthur & Merlin - Complete4. Meeting with Mischeif »Part1 of "Life and Times of a New Stark" series also on AO3. Maria Antonia Stark has inherited her father's business. Meets a man at one of those charity events and...well... yeah, read it.Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,610 - Published: 4-22-13 - Loki & Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete5. A Magical Census reviewsMagical registration is all Arthur asks in exchange for magical freedom. Better summary inside:Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-26-12 - Merlin - Complete6. To The Future » reviewsArthur is taken to the future and doesn't like what he finds. POST Season 3Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,983 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 11-23-11 - Published: 5-29-11 - Arthur & Merlin - Complete7. Merlin? Where do babies come from? reviewsI think the title is pretty self explanatory. COMPLETE!Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-2-10 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete
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