Author has written 117 stories for Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Mega Man, D.Gray-Man, Naruto, Black Cat, Buso Renkin, Kingdom Hearts, Super Smash Brothers, Shaman King, Bleach, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, Rosario + Vampire, Marvel vs Capcom, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Spider-Man, One Piece, NORA: The Last Chronicle of Devildom, Death Note, Gintama, Justice League, Final Fantasy I-VI, Disgaea, Digimon, Read or Die, Legend of Zelda, Kid Icarus, Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL, Claymore, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Hunter X Hunter.

Age: 23

DOB: May 1, 1988

Gender: Male

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Favorite Music

Rock: AC/DC, Aerosmith, Billy Idol, Bon Jovi, The Cars, Deep Purple, The Doors, Electric Light Orchestra, Foreigner, Guns N' Roses, INXS, Iron Butterfly, John Mellencamp, Kiss, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Poison, The Police, Queen, The Rolling Stones, Run D.M.C, The Steve Miller Band, Styx, Van Halen, Warrant, The Who, ZZ Top

Metal: Def Leppard, Dio, Motley Crue, Ozzy Osbourne, Ratt

Blues: Foghat, George Thorogood & The Destroyers

Pop: Journey

Alternative & Punk: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Stray Cats

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The Naruto/Pokémon Pairing Comparison

Anyway, I've recently noticed that there are some similarities between Naruto's four pairings and Sato's four pairings. First though, we must compare the hero of the series.

Naruto and Sato (Ash): Both Naruto and Sato are the main characters of their series Naruto and Pokémon, respectively. Both have the dream of being the best, Hokage for Naruto and Pokémon Master for Sato. Both will also never give up and both have a rival that is considered emo and cruel, Sasuke for Naruto and Shinji for Sato. When it comes to women though, they are not the sharpest tools in the shed. They are also considered very important to their worlds, what with Naruto as the Child of Prophecy and Sato as the Chosen One.

Now, on to the girls.

Sakura and Kasumi (Misty): Both are labeled as the bitch of their series by doing nothing but degrade the hero. The only true difference between the two is that Sakura is a bitch because of Sasuke (take him out of the picture and she would be a great character). Kasumi on the other hand is a bitch just to be bitch.

TenTen and Haruka (May): This one might be a little hard to compare. Both are kind of tom boys. TenTen is a weapon expert and Haruka has Blaziken as her starter...I guess that kind of is a comparison since it makes them both fighters.

Ino and Hikari (Dawn): Both are definitely girly girls. Both care alot about their appearences, though Hikari doesn't as much as Ino does.

Hinata and Lila (Anabel): Saving the best for last. Both are shy cute girls and if you had pick a color that would represent them, it would be lavender. Both could also be considered princesses with Hinata being the Hyuga Heir and Lila being the Salon Maiden. Lastly, both girls are in love with the boys for pretty much the same reason. Hinata and Lila love Naruto and Sato for their determination, passion, and personality.

With all that being said, I hope this will make people think about it. Sad thing is that fans of both Naruto and Pokémon could hate Sakura, but love Pokeshipping. What kind of BS is that?

Anyway, NaruHina and Abilityshipping FTW!!

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The Mysterious Mister P's Reasons to be an AbilityShipper

Whenever we lose something, a powerful feeling within us drives us to act, to make us bring back that same something we lost in order to feel whole and united again. The object that we feel to have lost in the world can be anything, from something as basic as a solid number two pencil to a special filling within an empty heart. We can even be unaware of our lost object's existence and still feel the pangs of deep yearning gnawing away inside each and every one of us. As for what I am searching for, I hope to find that one special someone that I would fight for, to protect her in my arms with my life, and to cherish her for the rest of eternity. It is from whoever my future spouse would be that I hope to create a loving family to care and protect in these latter days. But before I could contemplate on such plans for the future, I must build a foundation for myself in order to find her, and this is where the seldom recognized pairing of AbilityShipping will soon come in.

In these days, most people are just so fascinated by physical looks and appearances that they have truly forgotten the greater rewards in stake just for the sake of immediate and lustful gratification. For instance, men expect their women to have bigger breasts and deforming piercings while women expect their men to "be big down there." Physical, carnal attraction can only take a couple so far. After all, where is the mutual respect? Where is the love? This kind of pleasure will never be called true happiness as long as I still exist. There used to be one simple definition of love, which was "an intense feeling of tender affection and compassion." Another acceptable definition of love would be something as "a passionate feeling of romantic desire and sexual attraction;" the latter is what young men and women would mainly abide upon these days. But now, love has been twisted into that of "having sexual affairs with someone." With a vague and distrustful definition like that, where is the true love?

Now think about the one-sided, canon pairing of Ash Ketchum and Salon Maiden Anabel. As far as most of us know by now, they've known each other for a short time and already they have already become great and close friends. They get along really well, which is a great start on forming a strong friendship and possibly a stronger relationship. Consider how the two of them first met. Ash was clueless on how to deal with easily aggravated Pokemon such as Beedrill and Gyarados while even mistaking Anabel for a boy. And yet, they still saw past those mistakes and formed a strong bond during their time together. We're all humans, meaning that no matter how much we strive or cheat, we can never truly become perfect. However, that does not mean that you should just give up on life and end it on one mistake. In fact, a close friend of mine told me that our reason of existance is to create our own identities to be remembered by, to create diversity in our society. Now look at the characters of Ash and Anabel seperately. Ash is determined, courageous, compassionate to his Pokemon, and true to himself and his goal on becoming a Pokemon Master with the help of all of his friends. Anabel is a sweet young woman with the amazing ability to understand the emotions of Pokemon and nature itself, by merely "clearing her mind of her ego." If you think about it, it's that kind of quality that Ash admired about her while Anabel admired his "extra lengths and miles as a Trainer." In other words, he truly cares about Pokemon more than she could possibly comprehend.

Ignore what the English dub has done to their voices. Ignore the fact that Anabel has a deep woman voice that would otherwise give you different, deviant ideas about her crush on Ash. These are the kinds of misleading mistakes that can easily lead you astray if you don't think twice. What's done is done and never assume! The superiors in charge of the anime have left their fates empty and blank for their fans to expand about themselves in their minds. I see beyond their mortal characteristics from Ash's confusion over Anabel's androgyny and peer into their inner selves. Now look back to their aforementioned personalities. See how each one admires the other's characteristics and hopes to follow them. They already have the basic foundations of their personalities, but it is not what they have already done that counts. It is what they will do with their abilities that truly matters. I believe that if they were determined to be together, their inner selves would feel whole and complete as now they would have each other to protect in order to keep and uphold their inner fullness of everlasting joy. From this hidden insight, you can guess that I'm an Intellectual or a cheap knock-off of Casanova. Call me whatever you want because I know who I truly am. I hope to find that special someone to make me feel whole, to protect with my life so that I would never feel empty again. Like I said before, physical attraction is one thing, but spiritual intimacy ascends them all. Ash and Anabel, as far as I care, are two powerful souls that have the capability of transcending the mortal limitations if their love was truly meant to be.

And to all of you who have been reading my reasons, I hope that you find your desired future spouse, whoever s/he is out there in the world, from the remote side of the planet to the house right next door...

Copy and Paste these reasons into your profile if you truly feel as strong as I do about both AbilityShipping and life itself...

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Crack Pairing Definition

People always wonder, 'what makes a pairing crack?' Well, I'm here to tell you.

One such definition is when both characters have no feelings for each other what so ever in canon. An example of this would be Sanosuke and Kaoru from Rurouni Kenshin.

Another definition is when the two characters have never met at all. Examples would be Lucian and Lorelei, Will and Clair, and Brawly and Mars. All of which are from Pokémon.

Last definition is when a hero is paired with a villain. A big example of this would be Sasuke and Sakura from Naruto. A lot of people for some strange people support this pairing when in reality, it will never happen. I can already see people, mostly fan-girls, saying to me 'they're going to get together so don't call it crack!' All I can say is get your head out of the clouds and open your eyes. Sasuke is evil and will die, most likely by Madara's hands.

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Fav Pairings:

Jump Pairings:

1. Naruto and Hinata (Naruto)

2. Allen and Lenalee (D. Gray-Man)

3. Jaden and Alexis (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX)

4. Moka and Tsukune (Rosario Vampire)

5. Train and Kyoko (Black Cat)

Goku and ChiChi (Dragon Ball)

Vegeta and Bulma (Dragon Ball)

Gohan and Videl (Dragon Ball)

Kuririn and Android #18 (Dragon Ball)

Yugi and Rebecca (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Jonouchi and Mai (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Ryuji and Shizuka (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Celtic Guardian and Dark Magician Girl (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Luffy and Hancock (One Piece)

Zoro and Tashigi (One Piece)

Shikamaru and Temari (Naruto)

Kiba and Ino (Naruto)

Jiraiya and Tsunade (Naruto)

Konohamaru and Hanabi (Naruto)

Iruka and Shizune (Naruto)

Itachi and Hana (Naruto)

Asuma and Kurenai (Naruto)

Yoh and Anna (Shaman King)

Ryu and Jun (Shaman King)

Ren and Jeanne (Shaman King)

Faust VIII and Eliza (Shaman King)

Kenshin and Kaoru (Rurouni Kenshin)

Sanosuke and Megumi (Rurouni Kenshin)

Seiya and Shina (Knights of the Zodiac)

Shiryu and Shunrei (Knights of the Zodiac)

Shun and June (Knights of the Zodiac)

Ryoma and Sakuno (The Prince of Tennis)

Ichigo and Orihime (Bleach)

Uryu and Nemu (Bleach)

Toshiro and Karin (Bleach)

Kenpachi and Retsu (Bleach)

Urahara and Yoruichi (Bleach)

Kyoraku and Lisa (Bleach)

Gin and Rangiku (Bleach)

Grimmjow and Halibel (Bleach)

Renji and Jackie (Bleach)

Shuhei and Nanao (Bleach)

Hikaru and Akari (Hikaru no Go)

Beet and Poala (Beet the Vandel Buster)

Ken and Ririko (Legendz)

Sena and Suzuna (Eyeshield 21)

Hiruma and Mamori (Eyeshield 21)

Iori and Ichitaka (I''s)

Gasser and Beauty (Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo)

Sven and Tearju (Black Cat)

Leon and Eve (Black Cat)

Jenos and Rinslet (Black Cat)

Cross and Cloudnyne (D. Gray-Man)

Kazuki and Ouka (Buso Renkin)

Gamma and Wolfina (Zombiepowder)

Tsuna and Haru (Reborn!)

Gokudera and Shittopi (Reborn!)

Reiji and Maiko (Dragon Drive)

Gintoki and Sarutobi (Gintama)

Okita and Kagura (Gintama)

Aya and Junpei (Strawberry 100)

Rando and Rina (Pretty Face)

Roji and Nana (Muhyo and Roji's BSI)

Viu and Colice (Gun Blaze West)

Nora and Dahlia (Nora: The Last Chronicle of Devildom)

Toriko and Rin (Toriko)

Mashiro and Azuki (Bakuman)

Takagi and Miyoshi (Bakuman)

Rikuo and Yuki-Onna (Nura: Rise of the Yokai Clan)

Rin and Izumo (Blue Exorcist)

Yusei and Aki (Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds)

Jack and Carly (Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds)

Taichi and Mimi (Digimon)

Ken and Miyako (Digimon)

Takuya and Izumi (Digimon)

Nintendo/Smash Pairings:

Link and Zelda (The Legend of Zelda)

Ash/Sato and Anabel/Lila (Pokémon) - Abilityshipping

Brock/Takeshi and Lucy/Azami (Pokémon) - Luckshipping

James/Kojiro and Gardenia/Natane (Pokémon) - GrassLoveshipping

Wallace/Mikuri and Winona/Nagi (Pokémon) - Gracefulshipping

Volkner/Denzi and Jasmine/Mikan (Pokémon) - Alexandrianshipping

Brendan/Yuki and May/Haruka (Pokémon) - Hoennshipping

Red and Blue (Pokémon) - Luckyshipping

Silver and Delia/Hanako (Pokémon) - Drunkenshipping

Tracey/Kenji and Daisy/Sakura (Pokémon) - Handymanshipping

Falkner/Hayato and Janine/Anzu (Pokémon) - Fatherlyshipping

Lucian/Goyo and Lorelei/Kanna (Pokémon) - Specshipping

Will/Itsuki and Clair/Ibuki (Pokémon) - Neiryushipping

Morty/Matsuba and Dahlia (Pokémon) - Lyricalshipping

Noland/Datsura and Sabrina/Natsume (Pokémon) - BrainWaveshipping

Ethan/Hibiki and Whitney/Akane (Pokémon) - Accidentalshipping

Ness and Paula (Earthbound/Mother)

Marth and Caeda (Fire Emblem)

Roy and Lilina (Fire Emblem)

Eliwood and Ninian (Fire Emblem)

Rath and Lyn (Fire Emblem)

Hector and Farina (Fire Emblem)

Joshua and Natasha (Fire Emblem)

Ike and Mia (Fire Emblem)

Chrom and Sumia (Fire Emblem)

Robin and Tharja (Fire Emblem)

Gaius and Lissa (Fire Emblem)

Lon'qu and Sully (Fire Emblem)

Vaike and Panne (Fire Emblem)

Young Cricket and Mona (WarioWare) - MeatBunshipping

Sonic and Amy (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Knuckles and Rouge (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Isaac and Mia (Golden Sun) - Mudshipping

Mega Man Pairings:

Rockman.EXE and Medi.EXE

Forte and Roll (Both Classic and EXE)

Rockman and Splash Woman (Classic)

Netto and Meiru

Enzan and Anetta

Laika and Pride

Daisuke and Saloma

Yuuichiro and Haruka

Barrel and Phakchi

Miyabi and Yuriko

Charlie and Tesla

X and Alia

Zero and Layer

Axl and Cinnamon

Trigger and Tron

Subaru and Misora

Misc. Animé Pairings:

Inuyasha and Sango (Inuyasha)

Sesshomaru and Kagura (Inuyasha)

Ranma and Ukyo (Ranma 1/2)

Ed and Winry (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Soul and Tsubaki (Soul Eater)

Shizuo and Celty (Durarara!!)

Conan and Ayumi (Case Closed)

Naota and Ninamori (Furi Kuri: FLCL)

Keitaro and Motoko (Love Hina)

Tenchi and Ayeka (Tenchi Muyo)

Misc. Game Pairings:

Sora and Kairi (Kingdom Hearts)

Cloud and Tifa (Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy VII)

Demyx and Larxene (Kingdom Hearts)

Zack and Aqua (Kingdom Hearts)

Roxas and Olette (Kingdom Hearts)

Luneth and Refia (Final Fantasy III)

Tidus and Rikku (Final Fantasy X)

Neku and Shiki (The World Ends With You)

Lloyd and Sheena (Tales of Symphonia)

Regal and Raine (Tales of Symphonia)

Phoenix and Iris (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)

Klavier and Ema (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)

Apollo and Vera (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)

Ryu and Chun-Li (Street Fighter)

Ryu and Nina (Breath of Fire II)

Ky and Jam (Guilty Gear)

Bridget and May (Guilty Gear)

Vyse and Fina (Skies of Arcadia)

Laharl and Flonne (Disgaea)

Adell and Roz (Disgaea)

Mao and Razberyl (Disgaea)

Valvatorez and Artina (Disgaea)

Shu and Bouquet (Blue Dragon)

Souji and Yukiko (Persona 4)

Misc. DC and Marvel Comic Pairings:

Robin and Raven (Teen Titans)

Kid Flash and Jinx (Teen Titans)

Speedy and Cheshire (Teen Titans)

Batman and Wonder Woman (Justice League)

Spider-Man and Black Cat (Amazing Spider-Man)

Miguel O'Hara and Serena Petel (Spider-Man 2099)

Spider-Man and Kitty Pryde (Ultimate Spider-Man)

Spider-Man and Gwen Stacy (Amazing Spider-Man Movieverse)

Deadpool and Outlaw (Deadpool)

Gambit and Rogue (X-Men)

Misc. Cartoon Pairings:

Edd and Marie (Ed, Edd, n' Eddy)

Aang and Toph (Avatar the Last Airbender)

Zuko and Mai (Avatar the Last Airbender)

Sokka and Suki (Avatar the Last Airbender)