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since: 09-15-09, id: 2084793, Profile Updated: 12-28-09
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Hy all...name's denise and...well...i'm not that inspired yet sooo...

I'm 15(16 in february :D ), i love music(rock, pop, house, r&b), singing(when i'm alone), drawing

I'm a really big fan Xiaolin Showdown and i love daydreaming about them

I also love Fullmetal Alchemist, Sonic X, Hannah Montana, Teen Titans, Avatar:the last airbender

Favourite Xiaolin Showdown quotes:


Clay: (watching Raimundo mime actions) You...
Dojo: Raimundo! Good start.(after Rai's mime) That's a hiney, tocus, glutius maximus!
Clay: Butt?
Dojo: Right.
Dojo:(after Rai's mime)Kick!
Clay: Kick?
Dojo: You!
Clay: Me? Raimundo's gonna kick my... Hey!

Raimundo: Imitating Clay's voice It's... some... sort... of... in...vis...ib...le... box. Aye, took him long enough!
Kimiko: Move. (Shows a message on PDA).
Clay: Trapped by mime magic. Stop Jack, get Shen Gong Wu.
Dojo: Magic mime? They've always been obnoxious but now they're dangerous too?!

Raimundo: (after Omi unlocks Le Mime's box) Well, this is fun! Just us friends having a few laughs together...but where's our fourth friend, Mr. Clay? Oh, that's right... (Head enlarges)HE'S LOSING THE FIST OF TEBIGONG TO JACK SPICER!! DID YOU GUYS FORGET THAT!?

Raimundo: (To Kimiko) You are complaining about him when you're on the cell phone 24-7? (Mimics Kimiko) Oh, no way! He said that? Oh, no way. What else did he say? Oh, no way, no way, no way!(Normal) And could you possibly download a more annoying ringtone? (Kimiko tries to answer, but her cellphone rings)

Dashi: Sorry, kid, but I don't have any time-travelling Shen Gong Wu.
Dojo:Not anymore.
Dashi: We had one.
Dojo: But we buried it at Egypt.
Dashi: Europe.
Dojo: Egypt.
Dashi: No, Europe!
Dojo: Don't you doubt me! I remember with exact precision where we hid each and every Shen Gong Wu.
Dashi:Ok, whatever! The point is we don't have it now.(Close Dojo's mouth) Europe.

Pandabubba: What powers do we add to my collections?
Thug #1: We got some good ones, boss! The Stick of Throwing!
Thug #2: The Large Rock of Hitting!
Thug #1: The Shoes of Running Real Fast!

Dojo: Perfect. Every scale is greased with tan oil. Now all I gotta do is avoid the sand... (drops tan oil) Not good. (sandstorm strikes him) Hmm, this has Xiaolin Apprentices written all over it.

Jack: When hunting the elusive wu, one must be silent and stealthy (bangs toe) OOOOWWWW!! (Screams loudly, then covers up mouth)

Omi: Now I understand! Jack is only a puppy!
Raimundo: ...Puppet, I'm guessing.

Dojo: (singing) I have a horse, his name is boo... shush we all live in the shoe HEHEHAHOO!

Chase Young and Omi in unison: Goat Biting Tail! Horse Skipping Pebble! Cat Playing Fiddle! Duck Flipping Burgers!
Omi: Sparrow Eating Hot-Dog!
Chase Young: Surprised. Sparrow Eating Hot-Dog?

Omi: MY LAST NAME IS CRUD?!''''OMI CRUD!!'''

Omi: During my shift, I shall keep you awake with the most ancient training meathod known as... DODGE THE BUCKET OF ICE WATER! (Sleeping Raimundo jerks awake suddenly, and is doused by Omi's bucket of ice water.)

Omi: (To the Xiaolin monks) Monks, double your efforts...Raimundo...Triple yours.

Jack: You might as well give up. Your worst nightmare is here!
Wuya: You're not gonna take your shoes off, are you?

Omi: I knew it! She's a girl! She had to be cheating!
Dojo: Actually, this very situation is covered in the Wu training manual under "Too bad, sucker".

Hannibal: I see you brought your kittens to do your fighting.
Chase: And I see you brought my housekeeper to do yours.

Master Fung: Hannibal alone is a potent threat, but together with Wuya, their evil forces could mean the end of the world.
Raimundo: Where have I heard that before? Oh, yeah. Previously on Xiaolin Showdown.
(Everyone smiles and gives thumbs up).

(After Kimiko (as Jack) won the showdown)
Raimundo: You go, girl! (quickly) Boy.

(While inside of Cyclops' mouth)
Dojo: Someone toss me a life preserver ... or a mint!

Omi: Dojo, keep your ears on the game!
Raimundo: Omi, you gotta be doing that on purpose.

Master Fung: Now that you have risen to Shoku Warrior, your job has only begun. The survival of the world depends on you. All in Unison: HHAAIIIYYA!!
Dojo: Not too much pressure there.

Jack (waking up with Wuya in his face): AHHH! Wuya, with you it's hard to tell if I'm coming out of a nightmare or going into one!

(Omi starts to declare the showdown.)
Omi: I wager the Orb of Tornami against your...self

Dojo: We pushed right here.
(Clay pushes a loose stone in the wall)
Kimiko: And then what?
Dojo: Then, Master Dashi said "Ah."
Raimundo: As in, "Ah, I understand?"
Dojo: No, it was more like --
(Ground underneath disappears and they fall)
Everyone: Ahh!!
Dojo: Right! Like that!

Master Monk Guan: (screaming) Up and at 'em! Training out front in five minutes! Move it!
Raimundo: (half asleep) Must be a bad dream.
Master Monk Guan: (screaming in Raimundo's ear) That means you, too, young prince! Move it, move it, move it!

Master Monk Guan: All I ask is for you to do exactly as I say, and never, ever ask any questions. Do I make myself clear?!
Xiaolin Warriors: Yes, Master Monk Guan!
Master Monk Guan: Good. Now, any questions?
(Raimundo raises his hand)
Master Monk Guan: Have you lost your mind?! What did I say about questions?! Drop and give me 20!

Dojo: Look at his-their hands! He-I mean they is-are wearing the Ring of the Nine Dragons!! This is a grammar nightmare!

Clay: (after the volcane erupts) You okay, little buddy?
Dojo: I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!
Clay: You don't have legs.
Dojo: What's your point?

Raimundo: Great, another dragon that's useless in a fight!
Dojo: Useless?! I'm not useless! Tell 'em Clay!
Clay: What's that? Sorry, I'm still cleaning soot outta my ears.

Wuya: You should be focusing on gathering Shen-Gong-Wu, not pudding.
Jack: What Shen-Gong-Wu? You haven't sensed any in weeks. Probably been too busy scarfing down other people's pudding cups!
Wuya: I'm ghostly! I don't eat.
Jack: Well, technically, you don't sweat either. But you still manage to put off some serious B.O., sister.
Wuya: I'm surprised you can smell anything considering how often you have your little fingers up your nostrils!

Omi: While we bicker, the forces of darkness are most certainly growing stronger.
(Cut to Jack)
Jack: Who ate the last pudding cup?!

Omi: (to Jack) I would not count my ducks before they emerge from their shells.
Raimundo: That wasnt even close!

Giant Omi: Oh, I have been waiting for this moment since I was so big.
(Omi lowers his hand slightly below the other monks' waists)
Raimundo: Yeah, like, two minutes ago.

Wuya: You loser!!
Jack: Are you saying that or thinking that?

Wuya: (to Jack) Just do it! I don't have all eternity! Well, I do, but I don't want to spend it with you.

Kimiko: Dojo, what do you think?
Dojo: I don't know. I'm still thinkin' about Auntie May's sponge bath.

Kimiko: Yet another girl falls prey to the irresistible charms of Jack Spicer.
Omi: But he is not --
Raimundo: Sarcasm.
Omi: Oh

Clay: Well, at least I ain't as slippery as goat drool on an oil slick!
Jesse: Yeah, I'm not the one yellower than a slice of Auntie Clarabelle's lemon silk custard pie.
Kimiko: Will you two please stop abusing the English language!?

(While Jack is gracefully ice skating)
Dojo: That Spicer kid sure has nice form.
Clay: Ooh, lookee there! Triple salchow!
(Dojo, Raimundo, and Kimiko look at him strangely)
Clay: What? Can't a cowboy be interested in figure skating?

(After Jack steals the seed)
Omi: We have just been jacked.

Omi: I will not let you up!
Master Fung: Down.
Omi: (Coming in from top of screen) In any direction!

Omi: (grabs Jack) I ORDER YOU TO SPILL YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS RIGHT NOW!
Jack: (scared) WHAT KIND OF SICK PEOPLE ARE YOU?!
Raimundo: I think he means spill your guts.

Favourite Avatar:the last airbender quotes


Prince Zuko: You're just a child!
Aang: Well, you're just a teenager.

Sokka: Who ate all my blubbered-seal jerky?
Aang: That was food? I used it to start the campfire last night.
Sokka: groans That was why the smoke smelled so good...

Prince Zuko: (looking at a map) How am I going to find the Avatar? He is clearly a master of evasive maneuvering.
Sokka: (cut to him, looking at the same map) You have no idea where you're going, do you?

Katara: Sokka, you're a genius!
Aang: How is Sokka a genius? His plan didn't even work.
Sokka: Come on, Aang. Let her dream.
Katara: You're right. Sokka's plan didn't work. But it looks like it did.
Aang: Did the definition of "genius" change in the last hundred years?

Sokka: (after a pirate captures Aang in a net) What? I'm not good enough to kidnap?
an identical net snags him

Sokka: I'm too young to die!
Old Fisherman: I'm not but I still don't wanna!

Sokka: What is that?
Aang: This is Appa, my flying bison.
Sokka: Yeah, and this is Katara, my flying sister.

Sokka: (delirious because of illness) You know what I like about Appa? His sense of humor!
Katara: (softly) That's nice. I'll be sure to tell him that.
Appa groans
Sokka: (laughs) Classic Appa!

Sokka has been temporarily paralyzed
Sokka: I'm starting to get some feeling back!
part of a wall collapses on him
Sokka: Ow.

Katara: (to Appa after arriving at Roku's teple) Aww, you must be tired.
Sokka: No! I'm refreshed and ready to fight some firebenders!
Katara: I was talking to Appa.
Sokka: Well, I was talking... to Momo!

Villager: Aunt Wu reads from the clouds whether or not our village will be destroyed by the volcano.
Aang: Hey, that cloud looks like a fluffy bunny!
Villager: You'd better hope that's not it. The fluffy bunny cloud symbolizes death and destruction.
Sokka: Can you even hear yourself?

Ty Lee: after Mai and Zuko fall in the fountain Aww, they're so cute together.
Mai: (as Zuko skulks aways) You two are such... ugh!
Ursa: (just entering as Zuko stomps passed) Uncle Iroh has sent us a message from the war front. You're soaking wet.
Prince Zuko: Girls are crazy!

Prince Zuko: (about Azula) I know what you're going to say. She's my sister, and I should be trying to get along with her.
Uncle Iroh: No, she's crazy, and she needs to go down.

Sokka: Aang, this is my friend Foo-Foo Cuddly-Poops. Foo-Foo Cuddly-Poops, Aang.

Katara: You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and now you lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?
Sokka: I have a natural curiosity.

Won Shi Tong: (to Katara) Your Water Bending won't do you much good here! I've studied Northern Water Style, Southern Water Style, even Foggy Swamp Style!
Sokka: (drops from the ceiling and knocks him out with a heavy book) That's called Sokka Style! Learn it!

Sokka: (while hallucinating) Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya!
runs around
Sokka: Nothing's quenchier!
while doing 'the worm'
Sokka: It's the quenchiest!

Katara: He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday.
Sokka: THEY SNUCK UP ON ME!
Katara: Right. And then they kicked your butt.

Sokka: (while hallucinating) Who lit Toph on fire?

Warden: Go wake up the captain...
Fire Soldier: You just threw the captain overboard.
Warden: Well, go wake up someone who I haven't thrown overboard...

Sokka: (after Aang has mad a mushroom cloud in the desert) It's... a... giant... mushroom! (pause) MAYBE IT'S FREINDLY! (sing song voice while waving arms) Freindly mushroom. Mushy giant friend...

Sokka: (while hallucinating in the desert) How'd we get out here in the middle of the ocean?

Sokka: (wearing a Kyoshi warrior uniform) Bravery and honor... I like that.
Aang: (peeks head in door) Hey, Sokka, nice dress!

Fire nation dude: gasp That Lemur! It's earthbending!
Sokka: No, you idiot, it's the girl!

Fake Katara: Is food the only thing on your mind?
Fake Sokka: Well, I'd like to get it out of my mind and into my mouth. I'm starving!

Katara to Aang: I know who can carry that bag for you. Sokka's instincts!
Aang: Okay. Hey! Sokka's instincts...
Sokka: All right! I get it!

Fake Toph: You can't find an earthbending teacher in the sky. You have to look underground.
(Avatar gang laughs)
Fake Toph: My name's Toph because it sounds like tough.
Fake Aang: So... You're blind?
Fake Toph: I can see you doing that. I see everything, but I don't see like you do. I release a sonic wave from my mouth.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

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1. The Power Within » reviews
Now that a shoku has been chosen,the four warriors are ready for the next level.They each must go on a quest to unlock their true powers.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,966 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-21-09 - Published: 10-24-09
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