~.:.~.:.~I haven't failed, I just found 10,000 ways that didn't work.~.:.~.:.

"It's a beautiful day! Now watch some asshole fuck it up."

"Please stop staring at me. Or I'll have to hit you." ~Sai

"A smile can get you out of a tough situation, even if it is fake." ~Sai

"I don't care who I have to fight...If someone rips my arms off, I'll kick him to death...if he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death...if he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death...and if he gouges my eyes, I'll curse him from beyond the grave...even if I'm torn to shreds...I'll take Sasuke back" ~Naruto

"Hidan, anyone with a brain would know that the world revolves around money!" ~Kakuzu

Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu --_--

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Name: DarkSarcasm

Age: Meh, I don't think im that young

Gender: Female

So. Something about me? Well, I'm quite laid back and I do resemble 'Shikamaru' at times...I prefer a rainy day rather then a sunny one; maybe because I simply enjoy the relaxing sound of rain. My birthday is on the same day as the number one knukle headed ninja, and when I'm not feeling lazy, I tend to act like a more relaxed version of Naruto.

What else...I do hate any type of work and certian people who tend to be over demanding. The colours lime green and neon orange are a favorite of mine. Sarcasm is another favorite as well as causing 'trouble.' Im somewhat of a rebel; I will do anything and almost everything at least once.

Arguments have to be a hobby of mine. As well as being a pain; but hey, if it causes people to update, then why not? And being a suck up? Gets you better grades and makes people happy~ So beat that flamers!

And I hate when people bash Naruto! It's the name of the show...You hate Naruto? Then you can't call yourself a 'Naruto' fan...

Fav characters~ Naruto, Sai, Deidara, Sasori, Madara, Suigetsu, Kakuzu, TenTen, and Gaara.

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My Fics so far~

Kyuubi's Rise: Exterminating Konoha:A son of a peach challange fic. Kyuubi, angered for being sealed away, as well as having his container abused nearly everyday causes an chakra induced outbreak. Basically, It's getting revenge on all of Konoha's males! How? By turning them all into women! How will the male population accept the new gender change? And how will Naruto respond if he's the last man in Konoha, and possibly in all the elemental nations? Kyuubi's getting revenge, and Naruto's killing everyone in Konoha! It's Kyuubi's rise for power, and Naruto's fight for acceptance. Naruto's making a new path, but will he be able to completly exterminate Konoha? Dark Naruto! Massive, MASSIVE HAREM! One of a kind Naruto, and one hell of a journey! Watch Naruto rise above the rest, and possibly find new allies in the bargain!

Gambelers' Luck: Tsunade, at age fifteen and back on her original Gennin team, is pledged by the most dreadful, realistic nightmare she has ever experienced. What will she do when the contents of her dream start to play out like a bad horror movie; Dan and Nawaki’s death can’t just be a coincidence? And who is this Naruto Uzumaki? Tsunade, the legendary slug Sannin is given the power to change the future; and she’s going to need help. Three Sannin’s worth of help, that is, only if she manages to keep Jiraiya from running off and Orochimaru from betraying Konoha. Tsunade can only hope for the best…and drink a whole lot of sake…Tsunade and Orochimaru, because love can come from unexpected places.

Words are all you gave me:AU. Madara Uchiha, a therapist who can talk anyone into doing anything. He once used this talent for good, but now, he's using it for revenge. His target, formal trial lawyer Hiashi Hyuuga. Both have hidden pasts, lies and secrets that will later be revealed. So, the big question-How will this Uchiha get revenge? By kidnapping Hinata of course! But not all plans are deemed for succes! Slight Naruto/Hinata Tenten/Neji. Major Madara/Hinata.

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My future Stories~

Uchiha's Wrath: What if The Kyuubi no Kitsune had attacked Konoha five years earlier then originally? Who would be stuck becoming the demon’s new container? One Itachi Uchiha, that is! Enter a never before seen time line where Minato dies five years prier and Naruto is never born. Kushina lives and the Uchiha Massacre will never happen. Konoha will lose one of it’s strongest blood limits and Orochimaru might just get exactly what he’s looking for; a new ally, or practically an army of Sharingan wielding shinobi. -Uchiha Centric- ItachiX? SasukeX? ObitoX?

A Demons Uncle: A crazyfoxdemon challange fic. When Kushina and Zabuza were children, the two siblings, sad by the fact that they had no clan name, decided to create their own. Kushina chose Uzumaki and Zabuza chose Momochi. Zabuza headed to Mist to become a ninja, and Kushina headed to Whirlpool to flee the war. Three years after they parted ways Whirlpool was destroyed by Iwa Nin’s. Saddened by the belief that his sister had died, Zabuza focuses his entire life on being the best shinobi he can be. Twenty-five years later, while being hired by Gatou to kill Tazuna, he discovers that his sister had survived the destruction of Whirlpool when he meets his sister's son. How will Zabuza react to the knowledge that he’s an Uncle. And how will Zabuza's adopted daughter, Haku, react to the fact that she has a cousin? NaruroXKin HakuXGaara

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Alright!! So now I bring forth a challange!!

Challange Fic # 1// Oro, Ero, and those in between

I think everyone can agree with me when I say that Orochimaru is the bad ass Snake ‘Dude’ and Jiraiya the perverted old Toad sage. Everyone can agree that they both have played a MAJOR role in the Naruto universe.

Jiraiya; the one who taught lovable Naruto the rasengan, the one who allowed Naruto to sign his name on the sage’s summoning scroll. The Godfather; one of the three Sannin, who took Naruto on a 2 year journey to help improve the boys’ skills.

Yes, Jiraiya is a major character in the series; and his death must have affected Naruto the hardest.

Orochimaru, the first REAL antagonists to pelage the Naruto world. The man who caused the great invasion in Konoha; the man who killed the third. The Snake Sannin was even apart of Akatsuki! Despite all the things he’s done, Orochimaru will always be the villain, and Jiraiya the hero.

Until now.

What if Orochimaru and Jiraiya were to switch roles? What if Orochimaru became the good guy and Jiraiya as the main villain? Something that HASN’T been done before!

The challenge; simply changing the Naruto world as we know it!

The rules? Only a few:

1) Jiriaya must join Akatsuki at one point in time.

2) Orochimaru must continue to be loyal to leaf. This means that he can leave the village, just that he wouldn't do any thing to harm Konoha,

3) Try to keep Orochimaru; our snake genious, and Jiraiya; our perverted toad in character.

That's it!

Good luck! Let me know if you want to accept this challenge! It would be interesting to read a fic where Orochimaru isn't always bashed as the 'child molesting' snake; Oro is a great character and I think he should get some positive spotlight; for once that is. Plus, if you need any suggestions or ideas, I would be more than happy to help!

As of now, my main focas wil be Kyuubi's Rise: Executing Konoha and Word's are all you gave me.

And Just maybe I'll start a gambeler's luck! Uchiha's Wrath...Well, I'll start it when I finish Word's are all you gave me.

I will update them soon!

I think, just for the hell of it, that I should put my Oc's. Both will be usable to any Author~I only ask that I am givin credit for creating these two Oc's.

If someone does choose to use these Oc's, anything from their age to their affinitys can be changed. In other words, you can make this character your own as long as you keep their name's and looks! Other then that (and stating that their originaly mine) you can make them whatever age and whatever personality.

1) Name: Doki No Jiboujiki (Meaning- Wrath of Despair)

Age: 22

Affinity: Earth

Personality: Over all, quiet when around people he is not familer with. Choses to kill silently and is loyal to his 'allys.' Is arragant, cocky as well as peerverted at times. Does not pity others and shows his soft side rarely

Looks: Wears black bandages around forehead and has a single peircing on the left ear. Wears a black cloak (simmiler to that of the Akatsuki's) but prefers to wear it open. Under the cloak is a dark green mesh shirt accompanied by regular shinobi pants and sandles. Has dark green hair as well as light green eyes. ( Hair style resembles the Yondaime Hokage's spikey and somewhat long length)

2) Name Makokoro No Seijun, or just Mako ( Meaning- Pure Mind of Innocence)

Age: 4

Affinity: Air, water and both of them combined to create an ice affinity.

Personality: Reletivly quiet to those she hasn't met, but also loyal to her comrads and 'precious people.' She is 'sweet' but also demanding at times. Makes her own way but follows those she respects. Hates when people intimadate others.

Looks: A dark blue ribbon tied into hair ( quite he same as Sakura and her headband), wears a white silk yukita/dress with a light blue obi/sash. Wears civillan foot wear or even flats. Has dark hazel eyes upon pale skin. Her hair is a light transparent blue with a light tone of green running throughout it, (Style is the same as Hinata's in the acadamy but cut like Sakura's while in the forest of death.)

XxDarkSarcasm1010xX ~ Sarcasm that's too dark to understand:D

~:Zetsu is a cutie! Two times the fun!:~