I AM UBER STRESSED RIGHT NOW!! AND I HATE TO DO THIS BUT I'M AFRAID THAT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY MULTI-CHAPTER FICS ARE GOING ON HAITUS UNTIL CHRISTMAS IS DONE AND OVER WITH! I CANNOT DO EVERYTHING. I AM NOT KIRA! BUT BELEIVE ME! CHRISTMAS DAY I SHALL BE BACK ON HERE WITH SEVERAL NEW FICS AND UPDATES FOR EVERY SINGLE MULTI-CHAPTER FIC THAT I HAVE POSTED!

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My OCs (Because I Feel the Need to List Them! :P) - Bleach OCs: Shi Ichimaru (Soul Reaper); Apperance - long black hair, magenta eyes, wears a black rose ring on her left middle finger; Personality - kind, caring, semi-perverted at times (particularly when drunk), tends to see the good in people, has a 'suicide' complex (often jumps in front of others who are 'more important than her'), overly polite; Position - Third Seat of Squad Three (previous, before the Betrayal), Lieutenant of Squad Three (current, after the Betrayal); Zanpakutou - Kiba Kumo, Shikai - Spin your webs!, Bankai - Spiders! Allow yourselves to become one with your webs and float on the wind!; Random Info - Gin's younger sister, used to be with Inochi An'ya before he died, left handed, had aspirations to join Squad Twelve and was well on her way to a seated position there before she ran away after Inochi died, thinks of Izuru Kira as another older brother and he was/is her sparring partner, tends to see the good in people, believes in second chances particularly when it comes to the arrancar and Gin, can paint and draw but prefers abstract art over realistic art; Paired with - Inochi An'ya (previous, before his death), Byakuya Kuchiki (current); Fanfiction about this OC - Life, Love, Loss, and Lies... Neko Jiruga (Arrancar); Apperance - long garnet red hair, light amethyst eyes, hollow hole on her right wrist, hollow mask like a glove on her left hand; Personality - perverted, smart, semi-arrogant, enjoys a good fight, hard worker (stays up really late to complete paperwork for Szayel even if it leaves her 'dead' in the morning), has a 'suicide' complex (often jumps in front of others who are 'more important than her'), polite when around people of superior status (i.e. she uses Aizen's real name behind his back but Aizen-sama/Aizen-sempai/Lord Aizen to his face); Position - Fraccion for the Octava Espada (Szayel Aporro Granz); Sword - Gatito Dios, Released Form - yet to be determined (Nnoitra is training her... I don't know if she'll attain it, highly plausable though...); Random Info - Nnoitra's younger sister, left handed, sides with Aizen and believes in what he says but at sometimes doubts right and wrong, often conflicted, well liked amongst the Espada (although Harribel isn't particularly fond of her but the feelings mutual and Nnoitra doesn't like Harribel either...), enjoys experimenting, cares deeply for those close to her (hence the 'suicide' complex); Paired with - Szayel Aporro Granz; Fanfiction about this OC - not yet started, it will be a parallel/split-off from the Soul Reaper one though... I must reach chapter nine in that fic before I start this one... I'll leave it with Bleach for now, because the others aren't really important at the moment and I don't feel like writing them all right now... maybe later... :P

My new obsession? BLEACH FANFICTION! If you have any, would you please send it to me? Please? :( I really enjoy crack fics, yaoi, lemons, obscene pairings, and any fic about the Espada. Yay Espada!

NOTHING SCARS ME SO STOP TRYING!! Feel free to try though, PM me with any fic you think I would like, or you think would scar me... although I may like it, it probably won't scar me... just look at my favorite list for crying out loud! Some pretty obscene stuff there... ;)

Okay, so you may notice over time that I write a wide array of fics. This is because I love to read. Please feel free to give me plot bunnies! If they aren't disturbing... well, okay, even if they are... I shall write them and you will get an honorable mention for the plot bunny at the top of my fic! :DD

It wouldn't feel right to continue without saying this.. so, big thanks to my paper beta KimikoRinSohmaHyuuga! How can I ever repay you?

I am a rabid fangirl; fear me! (so, in case you didn't get it... I'm a girl... or at least I think I am...? XD)

Hi guys! Something that you should know about me before we get into everything else... I will read (and write\) anything no matter what it is, I will try it even if I hate the pairing, I love AUs, OCs, OPs, lemons, mpregs, and of course yaoi! p.s. Yes, I will read lemons, yuri, and I don't freaking care if your OC is a MarySue/GaryLue, as long as the plot is good :)

\yes, this means anything... anything you want... as long as I know the story, I will write anything... damn you irrisitible, sick, twisted plot bunnies... but, I would like to thank Icemask12, KimikoRinSohmaHyuuga, and HPontopoftheworld (http://www.fanfiction.net/~Icemask12, http://www.fanfiction.net/~KimikoRinSohmaHyuuga, and http://www.fanfiction.net/~HPontopoftheworld check out their fics guys! They're amazing!~) for supplying me with them. At the top of the fic, credit goes to who ever gave me the plot bunny and possibly a senario in how it happen, most of the time it consists of me saying 'give me a pairing dammit!' and then I get one, laugh sadistically, get/formulate a plot, and write away! (no pun intended... XD)

You have found my fanfic page! Congrats! You now win the privilge of reading my fics! I usually write in my spare time, so expect an update on at least one of my fics at least twice a week. Due to school, and depending on my HW load, this may change. However, I will at least update once every two weeks because... well... just because I said so! Deal with it.

RaNdOm BlEaCh RaNt: Alright seriously guys? How can you watch Bleach and not end up fangirling at least half the cast!? Seriously!? How?! Because if you've done this I'd like to know. So I can kill you in your sleep. Just kidding... but seriously? I'm beginning to think it's impossible. And why do you guys frown upon those who fangirl the people who are deemed 'weird', 'scary', 'evil', or 'just plain creepy'? Because how can you not love Mayuri Kurotsuchi? Or Gin Ichimaru? Or Sousuke Aizen? Or Kenpachi Zaraki? Or Szayel Aporro Granz? Or Nnoitra Jiruga?Do you have eyes people?! Or are you blind?! And then there are people like Ulquiorra Cifer who are just so damn emo it's hott or you end up feeling sorry for him up to the point you just say 'what the hell' and fangirl him (my reason is probably more for the first than the latter...). But, then again there are people like Juushiro Ukitake and Byakuya Kuchiki who are just soooo damn hott and smexy it makes you want to... well... you know what it makes you want to do... XD But I digress... Gin Ichimaru. He is a psycho bishie. I've said it before and I'll say it again. He is a psycho bishie. Why can't you see it?! Why?! /sobs/ You people never give them the chance! And if you took a good long look at the Espada, you'll see that pretty much ALL of the Espada are AMAZING (I am not, however; counting Kaname Tousen or Tia Harribel in this... that would just be... wrong...) god damn them for being just so... so... so... god damn hott (I know, how anticlimatic, right?)! /screams, in dispair/ CAPTAIN AIZEN!! (sorry... I had the need to say that, just sorta popped into my head) Honestly, who doesn't like a mad scientist like Mayuri Kurotsuchi or Szayel Aporro Granz? You don't? Well, do you fangirl Kisuke Urahara? Yes? Well, he was the one who created the damn thing that caused Aizen and Gin to go all Espada on the Soul Reapers in the first place, so don't you tell me that you don't fangirl a mad scientist, because if the man who created THAT wasn't crazy, then I don't know what is (no offense to Kisuke, of course...)!! Although, there are some places where I will draw the line... like Sajin Komamura, the guy isn't even human!! Although I do like him as a... 'person'... in the anime, seeing as his... 'relationship'... with Kaname Tousen is so obvious the pairing is really close to canon material, I DO NOT NOR WILL EVER sink as low as fangirling someone who isn't human... Oh no you did not just go there!... Hollows DO NOT count!!... I can still... What?... Why I ought to consign you to oblivion!... So what if I... You!... MAYURI IS A HUMAN DAMMIT! GO WATCH EPISODE 61!! IT'S PROOF!! PROOF DAMMIT!!... bwahaha! You obviosly couldn't handle that scene, now could you?... Why, thank you... No... Uhhhh... That question makes me feel uncomfortable... No, Yumichika Asasegawa is too much a woman to be a bishie, although he considers himself to be a 'beautiful man' he is seriously deranged and has no brain. He is on Squad Eleven after all, and they're all brawl and no brains. Just look at Ikkaku Madarame. Now there's a psycho if I ever did see one. Of course, the only person in the Eleventh Squad worth mentioning is Kenpachi Zaraki, but alas, even he, I will admit, has a screw or two loose... Maybe if he went to Retsu Unohana's Division for help... No, maybe Mayuri Kurotsuchi's Lab... AH! IMAGES!! SUGGESTIVE IMAGES!! /slap, slap, slap, slap/ Thank you, I needed that. Now that I'm sane... What's that?... You don't think I'm sane?... Since when did he become part of this conversation?... Why, when I have others who are obviously superior, like Byakuya?... Now that's just rude... EW! I am going to make myself very clear. I. Hate. No. Scratch that, LOATHE. Ichigo Kurosaki. I hope Aizen kills him, or one of the Espada, or hell, even Toushirou Hitsugaya for all I care. I want him DEAD. Think of how much better the story line would be... and this is why I search eBay everyday to see if the copyrights to Bleach are for sale... Becaused I'd buy them. Oh my dear god. Can you only imagine what would happen to the poor characters if I owned them? Poor unlucky bastards... anyways, back to the Espada... Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez... now there's a subject ;)... and then, of course, how could you ever forget Nnoitra Jiruga... ahh, yet another Espada bishie... you agree with me right? Because if you don't, you're DOOMED! Alright, so I was just kidding... I think I'm done ranting now... but seriously? Try and be more open-minded to all of the bishies out there, okay? And remember... I'll be back! EnD rAnDoM bLeAcH rAnT

Alright... time for the stuff you actually want to know...

Random Stuff I Like - Potter Puppet Pals, Charlie the Unicorn, Facebook, Texting, Writing, Reading, and going to school :D BLEACH!

Favorite Type of Music - Instrumentals from Movies (I have all the Harry Potter and James Bond music on my iPod...), Theme Songs from TV Shows (i.e Pokemon and Bleach), Techno, Dance, Hits One, and Alternative

Favorite Bands/Musicians - John Williams, Mindless Self Indulgence, U2, Atreyu, Lady GaGa, Cobra Starship, The Pet Shop Boys, Duran Duran, The Veronicas, Eminem, Kerli, Shinedown, Panic! At the Disco, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Seether, pretty much any instrumental... I also really enjoy Beyonce, The Verve, and Jordin Sparks... possibly a little bit of Shakira, Avril Lavigne, Guns 'N Roses, Elvis, Michael Jackson, and 3OH!3

Favorite Books - hmm... this could take a while... Harry Potter, The Keys to the Kingdom, The 39 Clues, Harry Potter, Vampirates, The Vampire Chronicles, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, The Godfather, House of Night, Harry Potter, Jurassic Park, The Dead Girl Series, Harry Potter, The Books of Ember, Hank the Cowdog, Harry Potter, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Night World Series, Dead Is So... Series, Jaz Parks Series, The Door Within Trilogy, Island of... Series, A Separate Peace, and did I mention Harry Potter? yeah... I didn't list them all... I got tired...

Favorite Anime/Manga - Fruits Basket, Me and My Brothers, Death Note, Your & My Secret, School Rumble, Dragon Drive, Bleach, Pokemon, Princess Ressurection, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Blank Slate, and I need to start watching Naruto and Code Geass... so eventually I'm sure they will end up on this list :D

My favorite Bleach Characters - Byakuya Kuchiki, Renji Abarai, Gin Ichimaru, Izuru Kira, Juushiro Ukitake, Kisuke Urahara, Sousuke Aizen, Kenpachi Zaraki, Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Toushirou Hitsugaya, Shunsui Kyouraku, Uryuu Ishida, Hisagi Shuunei, Yoruichi Shihouin, Nemu Kurotsuchi, Ulquiorra Cifer, Szayel Aporro Granz, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, Soi Fon, Nnoitra Jiruga, Coyote Starrk

Bleach Pairings that I like/ship - Byakuya/Renji, Ukitake/Shunsui, Renji/Rukia, Yoruichi/Kisuke, Gin/Izuru, Aizen/Gin, Izuru/Hisagi, Rangiku/Gin, Momo/Toushirou, Momo/Aizen, SoiFon/Yoruichi, Ukitake/Nemu, SoiFon/Kenpachi, Shunsui/Nanao, Izuru/Momo, Karin/Toushirou, Ichigo/Orihime, Renji/Ichigo, Ichigo/Uryuu, Szayel/Nnoitra, Ikkaku/Yumichika, Nnoitra/Tesla, Aizen/Ulquiorra, Byakuya/Uryuu, Szayel/Gin, Starrk/Nnoitra, Tousen/Wonderweiss

Bleach Pairings that I'm not particularly fond of - Ichigo/Rukia, Ukitake/Ichigo, Ukitake/Rukia, Byakuya/Rukia, Gin/Ichigo, Ikkaku/Kira, Yamamoto/Mayuri, Isshin/Orihime, Byakuya/Yachiru, Mayuri/Nemu, Mayuri/Nanao, Ulquiorra/Orihime, Grimmjow/Ichigo, Grimmjow/Aizen, Ulquiorra/Aizen, Ukitake/Ulquiorra

Please note, that as I said above, I will read (and write) pretty much everything... like if you go and look at my favorite story list, I'm sure I have a IchigoxByakuya posted in there somewhere. I don't read for pairings (although I do really, really, really, really, enjoy smut) I read for plot, if you can beleive that. So even if a story contains a pairing I don't particularly like, I will read it anyway. Just because I can. So... I'll say it again... I WILL READ AND WRITE ANYTHING!! Lemons, Limes, Yaoi, Yuri, Mpreg, Crackfics, Epic Stories, Oneshots, Drabble Fics, MarySues, GaryLues, Alternate Universes, Original Characters, and Original Places. You name it and I read it.

Please R&R my stories, constructive critsism is always welcome to those who absolutly hate my story/writing style.

Thanks and please read my fics!

~byakuyakuchiki363~

REALLY THE LAST TIME - ALL MULTI-CHAPTER FICS ON HAITUS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!