| astopperindeath |
Author has written 35 stories for Harry Potter, and Community. Twentysomething lover of Harry Potter fic. I've been around the fandom for a long time... probably since 2003. I've spent most of it lurking, but published some stories under an old pseudonym. Upon entering the fandom, I immediately became a fan of the Snape/Granger pairing. I prefer Hermione to be a bit older, but have been known to deviate from that preference. Other ships that I prefer include Draco/Ginny, Draco/Harry, Snape/Lupin, and Snape/McGonagall. I am open to most ships and recommendations, as ultimately it is this universe that I love. I am also crossposted at LJ, TPP, Ashwinder, Occlumency, and Enchanting the Bookworm. In my late twentysomethings, I branched into Community's fandom. We'll see how that goes. | |||||||
1. Five Times reviewsFive times, Annie was distracted by Abed's hands.Community - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-19-12 - Annie E. & Abed N. - Complete2. Predictive Text » reviewsSeverus gets more than he expected after a mistake texting. A set of drabbles written for the GrangerSnape100 "Spelling Mistake Challenge."Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 7-4-11 - Published: 11-19-09 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete3. The M Squad reviewsThe moles were a yearly problem...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-8-11 - Severus S. & Albus D. - Complete4. The Ghost of Christmas Passed reviewsVoldemort gets a surprise visit from the Ghost of Things Yet To Come. A dark comedy. Written in honor of hbar. Character death is in future memory form.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-2-11 - Voldemort & Albus D. - Complete5. Overcoming Parentage » reviewsPost-War, EWE. After the War is over, the Ministry decides to place the children of Death Eaters into rehabilitation. Draco Malfoy, living with Severus Snape, is forced into therapy with a former classmate. Rated M starting in chapter 7/8.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,863 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 1-1-11 - Published: 6-27-10 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete6. A Smudge Of Red reviews"She has a smear of red ink on her nose, and he watches it flicker in the firelight. It mocks him, begs him to touch her, to remove it."Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-5-10 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete7. You Like Me Too Much reviewsSnape sticks his foot in his mouth, and only Ron, Harry, and George can save him.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-2-10 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete8. Why, Oh Why reviewsNothing can go well when Albus dresses Severus for a trip to Muggle London. This takes place sometime during 5th-6th year for the Golden Trio.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-4-10 - Albus D. & Severus S. - Complete9. Aurora Borealis reviewsSnape shares a glass of wine with Sinistra on the Astronomy tower.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-14-10 - Severus S. & Prof. Sinistra - Complete10. The One Thing I Can't Have reviewsBirthdays are a time to reflect on happy memories. For Snape, birthdays are a reminder of the woman he lost. A series of birthday vignettes featuring Severus Snape and a well-meaning Remus Lupin.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-11-10 - Severus S. & Remus L. - Complete11. Blast Ended Skrewts! reviewsHermione always knew that punch would come back to haunt her...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-10-10 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete12. Did He Miss Her Friendship? reviewsSnape realizes that he thinks about Granger far more than he likes.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-31-10 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete13. Small Boxes reviewsHermione struggles to find Severus the perfect birthday present.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-24-10 - Severus S. & Hermione G.14. Fine Dining reviewsDraco has to conquer his last Muggle fear: Muggle fine dining.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-24-10 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete15. Not Quite Birthday Cake reviewsGeorge and Fred pull their first prank-on their ickle brother, Ron...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-24-10 - George W. & Fred W. - Complete16. InterHouse Cooperation reviewsSnape and McGonagall go over the points they have deducted in one week.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-14-10 - Draco M. & George W. - Complete17. Beautiful reviewsLucius ponders over what to give the woman who used to have everything for her fiftieth birthday.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-6-10 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M.18. Fluffy Bunnies reviewsA specially fabricated potion leads to the disappearance of George Weasley and the unraveling of Severus Snape... This is crack!fic, y'all :Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-3-10 - George W. & Severus S. - Complete19. Christmas Isn't Always Merry reviewsA glimpse into Severus Snape's 4th Christmas. A companion piece to "Hiding the Truth."Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-2-10 - Severus S. & Eileen P. - Complete20. There Will Not Be A Four reviewsAvada Kedavra only worked if you meant it. If you were giggling as you said it, it didn't work. AU after the end of DH. EWE.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-25-09 - Draco M. & Lucius M. - Complete21. Codewords reviewsIs Albus Dumbledore dotty? Or do his words have a hidden meaning? A story based around Dumbledore's speech from the feast at the beginning of the Sorcerers/Philosophers Stone.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-23-09 - Albus D. & Minerva M. - Complete22. Soot and Smudges reviewsIt takes a smudge of Floo powder for him to really see her… A set of drabbles written for grangersnape100.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-6-09 - Published: 11-8-09 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete23. That's What She Said reviewsDumbledore's portrait becomes addicted to Steve Carell. Hilarity ensues.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-6-09 - Severus S. & Albus D. - Complete24. Ogling reviewsSeverus is guilty of sarcasm and eyeing Hermione's assets.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-6-09 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete25. It's Good To Be The Prince reviewsDumbledore's obsession with Pong has gone too far...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-09 - Severus S. & Albus D. - Complete26. Back reviewsSirius is sent back to England from beyond the Veil, twelve years later. What he sees upon arrival makes him consider falling back through the Veil. AU after HBP.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-14-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete27. Circus Caper reviewsA series of nightmares leaves Hermione wishing for a more ridiculous solution. A set of drabbles written for the GrangerSnape100 "Floo Challenge"Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-10-09 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete28. Argilah and Smoke Rings reviewsSeverus rests after a long day of teaching with bare feet and smoke rings.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-7-09 - Severus S. - Complete29. Hiding the Truth reviewsAn abusive relationship always has a starting event. A darkfic explaining the beginning of Tobias and Eileen Snape's unhappy marriage. Warning: domestic abuse.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-7-09 - Tobias S. & Eileen P. - Complete30. The Mistletoe Charm reviewsA charm on a loveseat in Grimmauld Place makes Snape and Hermione reevaluate their relationship. Set several years after DH. EWE.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-1-09 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete31. Batman and Catwoman reviewsSeverus muses on his life while sitting at a Weasley family Halloween party. Sarcasm and irony abound...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-25-09 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete32. Violets and Turnips reviewsA pressed flower in a Potions textbook sends Luna Lovegood down memory lane.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-17-09 - Luna L. & Harry P. - Complete33. House Elves Serve Up a Mean Slice of Humble Pie reviewsSeverus is forced to speak the truth after eating a slice of Humble Pie. Originally written for the LJ grangersnape100 Humble Pie Challenge.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-17-09 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete34. Another Justified Death reviewsOn his way to place the Sword of Gryffindor in the Forest of Dean, Snape is required yet again to murder in the name of the greater good.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-10-09 - Severus S. - Complete35. Unnamed reviewsThere's something about a Ministry dinner that makes Snape almost tell Hermione how he feels. That doesn't keep him from sleeping with her in the interim. A stream-of-conscious one-shot from Snape's POV. With, of course, the requisite lemons. AU/EWE.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-26-09 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete