People, try to relax while talking to me. Don't get over excited when talking to me. It just makes me feel a little uncomfortable. I don't mind if you're hyper, just try to lower your hyperness a little where it sounds like a normal conversation. Also, I don't mind if you wanna be friends but try to not make it too serious like you cry over it. Yeah it's sweet but again it just makes me very uncomfortable. Also, when you're stretching a word out or an emoticon out. Use three words. Like "XDDD" not "XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" or "8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" or anything that huge. "8DDD" or "XDDD" is fine.

Also, DON'T COPY WHAT I DO!!! Seriously, that's really creepy. If you do that, I will automatically think you're a stalker. Thank you. :3

Thank you, SkullDestroyer

PS: No I won't yell at anyone who does any of this. I'm too nice a guy to do that.

PSS: This isn't aimed at anyone, just a thought. :)

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR. All rights go to Dreamworks Animation Studios for their hard work an effort to making the show.

This profile is an Erik HQ for his fanfics.Here's the directory.

SkullGrave - Raymond

SkullAssassin - Kyle

ABOUT ME: What's there to say? I'm a metalhead who writes fanfiction. Back in the past I cared about people's opinions. Now I'm like: "Whatever floats your boat dude." Also, if you want me to read and review your fanfic...don't ask me. Odds are, I'm probably not interested. Also, if you noticed I changed my profile today, it's cause well I grew up. (By grew up, I mean I'm 22.) Also, I don't really leave flames. If there's something I don't like, then I'll just leave it be. And if you noticed that I left a review that probably was unintelligent, then that's cause that was the old me. This is the new me. Anyways, I'm currently in a long hiatus. Thank you.

WHEN I'LL BE ABLE TO TALK: 4:30 PM - 10:00 PM

AVATAR: Black metal musician Per "Dead" Ohlin along with Øystein "Euronymous" Aarseth. They are both deceased though.

NAME: Elias "Eli" (That's all I'm giving you.)

LOCATION: South Africa

NATIONALITY: What do you think? :) My heritage goes to France and Ireland.

GENDER: Male

AGE: 22

RELATIONSHIPS: Skoolgrl09

PASSWORD: Why in the entire world would I wanna tell you that?

FAVORITE BANDS: Any kind of metal band. But I'll listen to rock or such, as long as it's not crap.

FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Penguins Of Madagascar, Drake and Josh, Spongebob Squarepants, Azumanga Daioh, CSI shows, House, TDI, TDA, Scrubs, Deadliest Warrior, Dead Like Me, NCIS, Suite Life On Deck, Band Of Brothers, Twilight Zone, Looney Tunes Show, Angel Beats!, Clannad After Story

FAVORITE MOVIE: 2012, Forest Gump, Day After Tomorrow, 9, Run Lola Run (German film), The Grudge, Iron Man, Cloverfield, He Loves Me He Loves Me Not (French film), District 9, Ferris Builers Day Off, Poesidon, Saving Private Ryan, Curious Case Of Benjamin Button

FAVORITE VIDEO GAME: Red Dead Redemption, Dante's Inferno, Doom series, FEAR, Disaster Report series, Heavy Rain, Half Life 2, No More Heroes series, Prototype, Modern Warfare series, Fallout 3, Elder Scrolls Oblivion, Dead Island

FAVORITE BOOK: The Divine Comedy, New Kids On The Block, Fallen Angels, Beowulf, usually a bunch of guide books and stuff, works of Jules Verne

FAVORITE COUPLES

Skipper X Marlene (The best cutest couple that I respect as always. What? I insanely like that couple. )

Rico X Marlene (It's another cute couple. Rico is speechless and Marlene talks alot. Opposites attract :D)

Kowalski X Marlene (Even though Kowalski is a smarty pants penguin, I'm sure Marlene would be flattered by him )

Private X Marlene (Okay, he may be young...well...too young...but it's cute. Private having a little crush on Marlene. XD)

Kowalski X Doris (Not much of this is seen, but I really like this couple as well)

Kowalski X OC (The people I like to see him with is Rune [Belongs to Ninjagirly] and Claudia [Belongs to Kowalskiluva11, IDK if I spelt that right])

Private X OC (It'll be cute to see him with an OC. )

Rico X OC (A speachless penguin with another character. That's pretty good to me)

Maurice X Darla (If you haven't heard of this, I'll tell you why me and SkullCemetery made it up. He says "I know I'm bewitched", in the episode 'Out Of The Groove' and he was refering to Darla)

Mort X OC (It's so cute. :) Plus the cute pick up lines he might say. LOL)

King Julien X OC (Even though King Julien acts...rather strange...he deserves a woman. :))

OC X OC (LOL)

Antonio X Kitka (Random, I know, but I find it cute. :))

Kowalski/Rico (I'm okay with it, but I won't write any fanfics off of it. In my fanfics, they're known to be best friends, and nothing more. Also it reminds me of my relationship with my girlfriend.)

Private/Mort (Okay, honestly, I find this pairing cute. Again, I won't write anything off this pairing though.)

Max X Marlene (I like it. :) It looks cute. I just wish there was more of this.)

Kowalski/Julien (Yeah...I kinda crossovered to this couple. I thought it was cute.)

Archie/Fred (You say crack, I say cute. )

Hans/Skipper (I find it pretty cute. It gives more mystery to what happend in Denmark. )

COUPLES I REALLY HATE (I WON'T BASH ANYONE, I'M OPEN TO ANYONE'S OPINIONS)

None. I'm actually open to any couple pairings. As long as it's interesting though. As in well writen.

Except Antonio X Marlene. Yaz. Not a big fan on this pairing. Sorry. I tried to get into it, but it really didn't spark my interest...sorry. D:

FAVORITE WRITTING GENRES: Hurt/Comfort, Humor, Romance

LANGUAGES: English, French (only some French, I learned it)

OCCUPATION: I am employed...but I can't tell you my job.

LIKES: Bats (hooray for Erik), dark stories, traveling, big cities and dark nature places, cute depressing talking animal moments (usually POM), the sea, the colour black, comedy (yes I have a sense of humor), disaster films, action films, horror films, and comedy films, and my Irish heritage, steampunk, epicness, FAILness, giving good reviews, paranormal (UFOs, cryptozoology, ghosts, you name it)

DISLIKES: Creeps, stalkers, psychos, bullies, a combination of creeps/stalkers/psychos, people obsessing over me or my friends, government, politics (I'm 100% anarchist), wannabes, annoying people, gross stuff (if it's horror movie stuff it's okay, if it's suggestive it has to be normal.), pollution and animal abuse, jobs not being done, flames.

FEARS: Heights (I have vertigo.), insects that inflict harm, suffocation, comiting a crime.

HERITAGE: Irish (That's all I'm telling you)

FAVORITE SPORT: Swimminng

FAVORITE MUSIC: METAL!!! \m/, new age music, Irish/Celtic/Folk music, anything affiliated with Celtic music

FUNNIEST KOWALSKI QUOTE: Skipper: Kowalski! (slaps him) snap out of it man, we're under attack!

Kowalski: I knoooooooow!

(The reason why it was funny, was because he sounded like a stereotypical teen.)

FUNNY MAX QUOTE: Max: Do you realize what they do to stray cats? (Grabs Rico.) Do you?!

RICO: Nuh uh

MAX: Me either...

OTHER QUOTES I FIND FUNNY OR AWESOME:

"Anything in this room is edible, even I am edible, but that, my dear children, is called cannibalism. Which is fround upon most societies." -Willy Wonka

"Life comes at you fast, if you don't stop and look around, you might miss it." -Ferris Bueiler

OCS

Erik Ohlin Kruger: A 19 year old fruit bat, who is both hyperactive and a musician at the same time. He shares a habitat with Marlene. Erik looks more like Private's stature, his head can only reach up to Marlene's chin, and his chest is big. He also has a light southern accent. He has brown fur. He also has separation anxiety, and a tendency to shout out random stuff. He lived a life of crime with his girl freind Kelsi. He is usually best freinds with Rico due to his hyperactivity create a team of destruction.
APPEARS: New Freinds Or Old Freinds

Raymond Moskvin Kruger:A bodyguard lemur to King Julian. Raymond is also a Spetznas (Russian special ops.) although he's from Madagascar, trained in Russia, he still has an American accent. Raymond has dark red fur, green eyes, and a muscular stature. He can also speak Russian. He's also Erik's brother...as weird as that sounds it's true. He is much like Skipper, he even lost some of his Spetznas team. In Erik's point of view, he finds Raymond and Tanya as the 'gangstas' of the zoo. No one knows about why he joined the Spetznas.
APPEARS: New Freinds Or Old Freinds

Kyle Donald Kruger: A wolf with a flirtatious attitude. He lives in an exhibit not to far from Dorris's (yes Dorris is gonna be in my fanfics.). He is also a competitive persona of the group. Kyle has grey fur, yellow eyes, and a tall stature. When he gets frustrated, his voice turns high pitched. He's Erik and Raymond's brother. Kyle was a pet to a business tycoon owner. He still has his products scatered around the habitat.
APPEARS: New Freinds Or Old Friends

Kelsi Vaan Der Dijk: A female vampire bat and Erik's girl friend who shows up for rare occasions. She's banned in the US, Canada, and parts of South America(Capital crime, long story). Kelsi has an hour glass bulid, blue eyes, same size as Erik, 18 years old, and grey fur. She's as hyperactive as Erik. She has a California accent. She will show up in later fanfics. No one knows what her actual last name is, or what she was accused of.
APPEARS: Fear Of Loneliness, but becomes a full character in Together Forever

Tanya Daleintsky: Raymond's girlfriend. She also is a bodyguard to King Julian. Tanya has light brown fur, yellow eyes, average weight, and has a Russian accent. She also seems to be the calm one, along with Raymond, in the lemur habitat. She met Raymond while in the Spetznas in Russia. She joined the Spetznas to protect herself from anything, after her family was killed by fossa. Tanya acts mostly like a tomboy, and has a good sense of humor. She is willing to help her freinds if they get hurt.
APPEARS: New Freinds Or Old Freinds

Mia: A female lemur who acts alot like King Julien. She has an African accent, she has grey fur, medium height, and has yellow eyes. For short, she looks like King Julien, but female. In fact, she acctually likes King Julien. She'll show up on a later fanfic.
APPEARED: Together Forever

Jeni: A female mouse eared lemur. She is like any stereotypical little girl. She looks like Mort, but her fur is lighter than his. She doesn't have the high pitched voice though, although Mort does have a crush on her. Like Mia, she'll show up on later fanfics.
APPEARED: Young Love

Naomi: A female Japanese wolf. Naomi acts like any quiet, timid, anime character. Naomi also has a sense of humor. Naomi is much like Kyle, except her fur is white, and she has blue eyes. Like Mia and Jeni, she'll show up in later fanfics as Kyle's girl freind.
APPEARED: The New Wolf

Amber "Amy": A female cat, and Max's girlfreind. She is thin like Max, and is more of a tomboy. She has grey fur with black stripes, and blue eyes.
APPEARED: Enemy Revealed, probably...I'm not sure, I'm gonna have to ask my brother on that one.

Elisha: A female alligator, and is Roger's long distant girlfreind (similar to Erik and Kelsi). She looks alot like Roger, but shorter. Not to short...She is known for her sassy attitude and other stuff which is opposite from Roger.
APPEARED: Opposites Attract.

Doris: All credit goes to Dreamworks Animation for making her character. I just gave her a personnality, a preppie girl who thinks Kowalski is cute but Kowalski doesn't know it. Until Kyle helps Kowalski win her heart.

Maddie: She's actually known as Mother Duck. All credit goes to Dreamworks Animation for making her character. I gave her more personnality, she is exactly like Private, loving and caring. She's also his exact age, so nothing wrong with that. Also, the name Maddie was thought of by Ponytail30527, all credit goes to her.

VILLANS

Aiden: A Canadian bat who was Erik's childhood friend. But Aiden soon turned into a sadist and began to torture, kill, and take the dignity and innocence from many animals. He has dark fur and is as big as the Rat King is. He also has his fangs tucked in his mouth. Erik fears Aiden cause of what he made him do. He forced him to murder someone. Which made him leave his colony. Aiden is most likely Erik's weakness. Erik fears him deeply for what Aiden is capable of. The only thing Erik can do when he see's him is just to run. Run and hide and pray he doesn't find him. Well, as long as the penguins are there, they can stop him.

Nina: Aiden's girlfriend. Who is also Canadian. Erik didn't know her, but Aiden told her everything about him. She is as sadistic and twisted as Aiden is. They both go on murder sprees like a twisted Bonnie & Clyde. She is as tall as Julien is, and has a more feminen skinny build. Which can lure anyone into her trap. Like Aiden, she thirsts for blood and pain of others. She likes it when people scream in pain and beg for mercy, which she won't give. Nina and Aiden are both a killing team, which makes Erik in fear more. She's agile, quick, and clever. But still can be defeated. No one is invincible.

COUPLES

Skipper X Marlene (Skilene, obviously)

Kowalski X Doris (Dorski)

Private X Maddie "Mother Duck"(Praddie)

Rico X Becky (RiBe)

King Julien X Mia (Milien)

Maurice X Darla (Darlice)

Mort X Jeni (MorJen)

Raymond X Tanya (Tanyond)

Erik X Kelsi (Kelik)

Kyle X Naomi (Kyomi)

Max X Amber "Amy" (Ambax)

Roger X Elisha (Rolisha)

Fred X Stacy (Fracy)

Antonio X Kitka (Kitonio)

NEW SPIRE COUPLES (SEE FROM DARKNESS AND LIGHT'S PROFILE FOR DETAILS)

Eli X Cassie (Cali)

Vincent X Ellie (Vinie)

Blowhole X Ellie (Blowie)

Dante X Rachel (Danchel)

Kowalski X Kiki (Koki)

Tristan X Taylor (Trislor)

Josh X Becky (Jocky) (NOTE: Josh is an OC that you'll hear about later. Depends if it's on From Darkness and Light's stories or mines. Just hang tight. :))

VILLIAN COUPLES (SEE FROM DARKNESS AND LIGHT'S PROFILE FOR SOME OF THE CHARACTERS)

Aiden X Nina (Aidna)

Jack X Jill (Jall)

Rat King X Mellisa (RatMell)

AJ X Dershee (AjDe)

Mort X Alisha (Morlisha) (No, Mort doesn't turn darkside. Alisha is just the villan Mort falls for and wants her to change her ways...and I just ruined something. -_-)