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Author has written 9 stories for Transformers. Name: Ratchet'sapprentice D.O.B: N/A Age: 18 Weight: You cannot ask a lady that. Height: 5' 4" Hair colour: Mixed Eye colour: Greenish Brown Occupation: College Likes: Writing, Reading, Watching T.V. Dislikes: People who try to enrage me and people who think they are better than me. Hobbies: Writing fanfictions. My OCs Rex in her human form - http://www.mooncostumes.com/image/17209 Rex's tattoo - http://www.collectiondx.com/gallery2/gallery/d/70469-4/AutobotShieldA.jpg Rex's alt form - http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/1/1313/901/3280450006_large.jpg Lily - http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0yYqKXS5tD4/SzqfVd7TRVI/AAAAAAAAAX4/IewaSEWMPVE/S269/sam.jpg Name: Scarlett Jakeson Info: Scarlett was born to a married couple called Joseph Jakeson and Keleigh Jakeson; she was a troublesome child, always getting into fights at school and outside of school. By the time she was sixteen, Scarlett already had a criminal record for stealing, GBH and joyriding. Her parents aren't very happy that they have a rebel child; especially since they both had strict parents. Name: Raine Jakeson Info: Raine was born around 18 months after Scarlett and has always been the 'model' child of the family; she doesn't drink, she doesn't steal, she doesn't lie and she can always get out of trouble by saying to her mother and father 'It won't happen again' and 'I don't know what came over me'. She's the complete opposite to what Scarlett is; but can she be persuaded to be just like her older sister? Questions that may be asked in a Transformers fanfiction questionnaire. Q1: Which is your favourite faction? A: Decepticons Q2: Who is your favourite Decepticon? A: Barricade Q3: Who is your favourite Autobot? A: Jazz Q4: What would you do if you met your favourite Decepticon/Autobot? A: Blush and/or ask a lot of questions. Q5: What would you do if a Decepticon attacked you? A: Mouth off to him/her and probably get myself killed. Q6: Do you have any OCs? A: Yes. 14 Q7: What are their names? A: Rex, Rocket, Spitfire, Starlight, NightRise, NightShade, Shuttle, Annihilator, Kieron Radcliffe, Taylor Fenceskate, Linda Thorne, Kimberly Hillock, Mandy (Spaz) Hillock and Lily Bond. Q8: What would you do if you saw you favourite Autobot and Decepticon getting it on? A: Umm, watch and hopefully join in. Q9: How would you react if you were to live out one of your fanfictions? A: I would have died and gone to heaven.
1. Can recite the entire movies from memory. 2. Can tell you what Decepticon and Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs. 3. Always has tabs on the best Decepticon and Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel. 4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up. 5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!! 6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by. 7. Dreams transformer pairings. 8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot. 9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences. 10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Rumble, or Frenzy. 11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject. 12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people. 13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers. 14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home. 15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Decepticons. 16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Autobots. 17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her sister. (I'm gonna have to ask Hide about that one... 18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers. 19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys. 20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers. 21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer. 22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun. 23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Prowl and Barricade. 24. acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly. 25. When she sees 2 or 3 jets automatically knows it's the Sexy Seekers and screams, 'OH MY PRIMUS! IT'S STARSCREAM, THUNDERCRACKER, AND SKYWARPP!!' 26. Will do anything to get her hands on G1 models. 27. Screams out the names of random transformers. 28. Can't help but cosplay as them constantly. 29. Talk to electronic devices, saying that they are Autobots or Decepticons. 30. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer... Sixteen Things To Do At WAL-MART: 1. Get twenty-four boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at five minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares." and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" I WILL KILL SENTINEL PRIME!!!!!!!!!! copy and paste if you wanna help. Add your name :D. Serenity Prime. Feylin Merisel Pax. itachigirl250, Vampirerex1, Ratchet'sapprentice For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you're crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'amazing' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you pick up a stick and run around screaming, "I'm a pixie!". Crazy is when you eat your friend's chocolate bar and tell them that the Purple Sandwich Monster did it. Crazy is when you hug people who hate being hugged every two minutes. Crazy is when after you watch a movie, you search it on Wikipedia. Crazy is the friends in your head. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!! AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile! If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile! If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile! Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as If Miley Cyrus died and you would have a party because of it, copy and paste this on to your profile. If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned of being popular. If you are the five percent who aren't concerned, copy this onto your profile. Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this onto your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio. If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you think that people who bully others are sad, loney, pitiful and quite frankly just nasty human beings copy and paste this to your profile. If you absolutely positively COMPLETELY HATE Hannah Montana, copy this into your profile. 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If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile! If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, copy this to your profile. If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (¸.•´ (¸. ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this. If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this. If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this. 95 percent of teenage girls are obsessed with Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato, if your part of the 5 percent that isn't Copy and Paste this onto your profile! 90 of teens would have a nervous breakdown if the Jones brothers were at the top of the empire state building, ready to jump. If you're the 10 that would be yelling 'jump!' post this on you're profile. 95 of teens would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus was at the top of a building, ready to jump. If youre the 5 that would be yelling 'jump, jump!' Post this on you're profile. If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this. If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this. 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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile YOUR REAL NAME: Emily 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Emiizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): White Tiger 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Kate Camelot 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Caremdau 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Shandy 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Mraahvy 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Edwina If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, tm7, obsessed elf, xVampirexBunnyx, Blitzwings Babe, Ratchet'sapprentice Sakura Needs to Die Because She Keeps Stealing the Uchiha's. Copy and Paste this to your profile if you think this is completely true! I aM rAnDoM i WaLk InTo DoOrS tHaT iS jUsT mE ThErE aRe CeRtAiN pEoPlE YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. 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there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? 50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS: 1, What color is your toothbrush? Blue 2, Name one person who made you smile today: Jordon Brown 3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning: Playing with my cat 4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Writing the 8th chapter of Unwanted Pleasure 5, What is your favorite candy bar? Lion bar 6, Have you ever been to a strip club? No. 7, What is the last thing you said aloud? Bollocks 8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Toffee 9, What was the last thing you had to drink? Cup of tea 10, Do you like your wallet? Not really. 11, What was the last thing you ate? Mr. Chews 12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Nope. 13, The last sporting event you watched? Football 14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Toffee 15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too? My mum 16, Ever go camping? Yes. 17, Do you take vitamins daily? No. 18, Do you go to church every Sunday? No, and I don't believe in God either. 19, Do you have a tan? Nope, still Lily white. 20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? YES! Chinese is the best! 21, Do you drink your soda with a straw? Sometimes. 22, What did your last text message say? I'm bored. 23, What are you doing tomorrow? Exam. 25, Look to your left, what do you see? Sweets 26, What color is your watch? Don't have one. 27, What do you think of when you hear Australia? Hugh Jackman. 28, What is your birthstone? January Garnet 29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Mostly go in. 30, What is your favorite number? 26 because that's the age of most of my OCs 31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? My mom. 32, Any plans today? Write fanfictions. 33, How many states have you lived in? One. England. 34, Biggest annoyance right now? My sister 35, Last song listened to? Telephone Lady GaGa. 36,Can you say the alphabet backwards? ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA I'm so damn good. 37, Do you have a maid service clean your house? Nope! 38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Black boots 39, Are you jealous of anyone? Not really 40, Is anyone jealous of you? Yeah. 41, Do you love anyone? If you're talking about a relationship then no. 42, Do any of your friends have children? Nope. 44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now? YES!! I'm not going to name names 45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily? Sort of 46, What color is your car? I don't have a car...yet. 47, Do you like cats? yes I have seven 48. Are you thinking about someone right now? Yes. Barricade. 49, Have you ever been to Six Flags? Where/what's that? 50, How did you get your worst scar? I let my sister shave my leg and she cut my calf open. l=lVl=l vs. l\ .M. /l
Profiles of Characters in Crazy Train. Name: Rex Fernsdale Name: Kimberly Hillock Name: Kieron (Kiz) Radcliffe Name: Taylor Fenceskate Name: Linda Thorne Name: Mandy (Spaz) Hillock Name: N/A (Kim's boyfriend) LIST YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME: 1- Jazz 2- Rex 3- Ironhide 4- Ratchet 5- Optimus Prime 6- Barricade 7- Frenzy 8- Sideswipe 9- Megatron 10 - Sunstreaker Then ask the following questions~ Me: AHHHHH! Jazz: Don't scream, it 'urts me audios Me: AHHHHHH! Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Ironhide: What the... Me: OMG...get the hell out. Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Ratchet: No way in pit Megatron: This is foolishness! Me: Ewww Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Me: Hmmm, never knew Decepticons liked relaxing on the beach next to a squishy Barricade: Shut the frag up fleshy, I'm trying to get my beauty sleep Me: Hahaha, you...beauty sleep. Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Me: AHHHHH, I have a crazy a$$ decepticon as my little brother Frenzy: (Speaks Cybertronian) Me: I don't speak Cybertronian. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? Me: Considering you absolutely despise Ratchet, why're you in there? Sideswipe: Shut...up Number 9 made fun of your friends? Me: Come 'ere you rottin' piece of scrap metal Megatron: You don't scare me fleshy. Number 10 ignored you all the time? Me: Sunstreaker Sunstreaker: ... Me: Sunny Sunstreaker: ... Me: Okay then...I'll just go give Sides my little...Wax on...wax off routine. Sunstreaker: *Whimpers a little* Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Me: JAZZZZZ! Jazz: Y'all betta stay 'way from 'er ya...ya... Me: F$£%ers? Jazz: Yeah, tha' It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? Ironhide: Uh...here's a gun. Me: WOOHOO CHEERS IRONHIDE *goes after people I dislike* Ironhide: Oh frag. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Me: Ratchet...get y'all yellow and red aft over here now, and get me out of this house. Ratchet rips the roof off and sticks his hand in, feeling for me. He grabs me by my fave top and it rips just as he places me over his palm. Me: I'm gonna KILL you! Ratchet: Well, that is one way to thank me from rescuing you from a gruesome death. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Optimus Prime: I really wouldn't do that if I were you. I take off my top anyway and remember I have no bra on. Me: PRIME! Optimus Prime: I did warn you. You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? Me: Hmm, sounds good. Sunstreaker: There is no way I'm bonding with a human. Me: Too late...*Chuckles evilly* Jazz: What about me? Me: You're right. Sunny, I'm so sorry. I can't marry you. My heart belongs to someone else. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Me: So he just told me he doesn't love me no more. I'M supposed to be the one who dumps HIM not the other way around. Frenzy: I--say--you--make--human--male--pay Me: *Gets evil glint in my eye* You know what...you're right frenzy You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? Megatron: Finally, getting rid of some more pathetic fleshies. Me: OI! Megatron: Do not take that tone with me fleshling. You will die too. Me: Frag you a*hole You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Sunstreaker: Make it stop! Me: *Laughs even harder* Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Jazz: Aww, ya do? Me: Uh yeah. Jazz: Wha' you dream of? Me: *Blushes bright red* None of your beeswax. Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. Rex: *Saracstically* Oh yes...totally. Megatron: Disgusting. She's an Autoscum femme. Me: And? Megatron: Silence! You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along? Ironhide: I have no parents Me: Awww. Ironhide: Don't need your sympathy. Me: Well that's nice 'hide, considering we're dating an' all. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Optimus Prime: Never on my spark's existance. Barricade: According to some fanfictions, we already did, and interfaced. Optimus Prime: I think...I'm going to hurl. Me: Hehe Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? Me: Shame on you Barricade Barricade: *Singing* I'm a heartbreaker, I'm a heartbreaker. Me: AHHHHH! You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Me: Uh...I have a metal thing looking at me. Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? Me: Don't fret Sides. You're handsome, and I'm sure you'll find someone you like, and who likes you. Sideswipe: I will? Me: Yeah...sure you will. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? Me: Ummm, nice to know and everything. But I'm not the relationship type. Megatron: You go and turn me down, when I poured my spark into that E-mail. I'll rip your heart out! Me: AHHHH! You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? Me: Umm, can I join in? Jazz: Sure. Sunstreaker: Be my guest. Me: Cool. Jazz: *Grins* You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? Me: Well, maybe they got caught up. *Walks to door and hears moaning and the bed squeaking* Me: Ohkay. I'll just...leave. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? Me: Never! Barricade: You never know fleshy. Me: *Growls* N-e-v-e-r! Would 2 trust 5? Rex: Maybe...if he'd stop being such a worry wart. Optimus Prime: I care for you a lot Rex. Rex: And I'm not a sparkling Optimus Prime: Never said you were. Rex: Then let me be alone! Me: Alright. Jeremy Kyle show comin' up. Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? Sunstreaker: Get away from me with those servos of yours docbot Ratchet: I was only poking you. Sunstreaker: Yeah, well. Don't. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? Me: What's for dinner...I'm starved. Barricade: Energon Ironhide: Energon Me: I think I'll go get fish and chips...c'ya 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? Me: Frenzy would be a spy and Megatron...a pole dancer. Megatron: Oh frag no! 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? Optimus Prime: I want a perm. Sideswipe: You have no hair douche Optimus Prime: *Deflates* I so badly wanted that perm. 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? Megatron: Wow...he's...kind of weird looking. What are those lumps on his chest. Barricade: It's a femme Megatron! Me: *Looks at picture and growls at Megatron* That's ME! Megatron: Oops. Me: You'd better think that. 1 accidentally kicked 10? Me: Uh...oh. Sunstreaker: JAZZ! Jazz: I think this' where I take my leave. Sunstreaker: You scratched my paint! 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 8 got it. What would happen? Sideswipe: Well hello beautiful. Rex: Oi...you give that here! Sideswipe: Uh-uh-uh. You sent it to me. Rex: It was meant...for Jazz. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? Barricade: You give me an invite now fleshy...or I'll...I'll Me: You'll what? Barricade: Make love to you. Me: AHHH! Here. 7 won the lottery? Frenzy: *Shoutes in cybertronian* Me: Didn't understand a word of that. 8 had quite a big secret? Sideswipe: Not telling. Me: Tell me? Sideswipe: If I tell you, it won't be a secret now will it? 9 became a singer? Megatron: Oh PIT no! Me: OMG...I could just imagine it. *Imagines Megatron singing Barbie girl by Aqua* Megatron: Fleshling! Me: Oops. 10 got a daughter? Me: Ew...who's the unfortunate mother? Sunstreaker: You Me: WHAT! OMG...I'm a mother. Somebody kill me now! What would 1 think of 2? Jazz: Beautiful, sexy, and I wanna interface right now. Rex: Uh-uh boyo...not just yet. Me: Hehe. Poor Jazz. How would 3 greet 4? Ironhide: Docbot. Ratchet: Hothead. What would 4 envy about 5? Ratchet: His leadership. Optimus Prime: Not very practical. Ratchet: Fine then...his everlasting patience. What dream would 5 have about 6? Optimus Prime: One where I'm kicking his aft. Barricade: More like f£$%ing it Optimus Prime: Ew! What do 6 and 7 have in common? I take a look at Barricade and Frenzy. Me: They're both Decepticons? Barricade and Frenzy: *Both shout in Cybertronian* Me: Didn't understand a word of that. What would make 7 angry at 8? Sideswipe: Me making fun of his size. Frenzy: I--not--small. Sideswipe: Much. Where would 8 meet 9? Sideswipe: On the battlefield. Megatron: In Pit? What would 9 never dare to tell 10? Megatron: I am your mech creator. Sunstreaker: NOOOOO! Me: That's just messed up. What would make 10 scared of 1? Sunstreaker: Nothing. Jazz: Not even my ability to wind people up? Sunstreaker: Nope. Is 3 Gay? Ironhide: I'mma blow you to pit! | |||||||
1. Time Doesn't Heal All Wounds: Revised » reviewsLily has escaped from the Decepticons and is terribly hurt and scared. When Jazz finds her and takes her to the base in Diego Garcia, things begin to get ugly. What exactly have the Decepticons done to her to make her scared of her own shadow? Revised. THIS IS NOT CONNECTED TO UNWANTED PLEASURE OR UNNAMED LOVE!Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,947 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-14-12 - Published: 8-15-11 - Jazz2. Saviour Of My Spark reviewsScarlett and Raine Jakeson are two teenagers with really strict parents; Scarlett is a rebel and Raine is the 'model' child. What happens when Raine accompanies Scarlett on a joyride and they get chased by Barricade? R&R plz? Constructive Crit ony plz?Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-27-12 - Jazz & Ratchet3. Love Comes In All Shapes And Sizes rewrite reviewsSam has broken up with Mikaela and she is really ill. What'll happen when Rex shows some compassion towards her? And will Rex be able to hide her feelings any longer? Rated M for future chapters. Full summary inside. No flames please?Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-13-11 - Mikaela B.4. Love In The Medical Bay » reviewsRatchet has been hurt and is in need of a medic. But what will happen when the medic that is assigned, is a femme that he has had his optics on for a while now? Rated M for later chapters, used with original authors concent. Please R&R Ratchet/OCTransformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,032 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 8-13-11 - Published: 9-24-09 - Ratchet5. Unnamed Love » reviewsLily is pregnant and Starscream is gay, Barricade is jealous and Megatron is overjoyed. But what will happen when Barricade takes his jealousy a little too far? Full summary inside. 'cade/Oc, Megs/OC, Screamer/Blackout. Poll on profile. Please complete?Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 8-11-11 - Published: 7-2-10 - Barricade & Megatron6. Love comes in all all shapes and sizes » reviewsSam has broken up with Mikaela and she is really ill. What'll happen when Rex shows some compassion towards her? And will Rex be able to hide her feelings any longer? How will Mikaela react when Rex allows her feelings to show? Full summ inside.Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-11-11 - Published: 7-7-10 - Mikaela B.7. All is fair in love and war » reviewsSally Jones is a reporter for the Tranquility times. She is one of the few people who stand by the Autobots actions. But what happens when she is wanted for a murder she did not commit? Full summ inside. Rated M, OP/OC. Language, slash, sexual situations.Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-11-11 - Published: 7-9-10 - Optimus Prime8. Crazy Train » reviewsBEING REWRITTEN!Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,475 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-1-10 - Published: 5-31-10 - Ratchet & Jazz9. Unwanted Pleasure » reviewsLily has been 'kidnapped' by Barricade. What will happen when she meets Megatron and the rest of the Decepticons? What will happen when she meets the Autobots? Rated M for sexual themes and voilent scenes. This story has been edited for corrections in spelling and word placement.Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,512 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 6-24-10 - Published: 9-28-09 - Megatron & Barricade - Complete
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