MAC-REYE

SO I'VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER IF WE JUST LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH FICTION CAUSE REALITY'S A BITCH

TV

AGAINST THE WALL: ABBY & BRODY; RICHIE & LAURA; STEVE & GAIL; LINA & CARLOS; DON & SHIELA

GREEK: CAPPIE & CASEY; EVAN & REBECCA; ASHLEIGH & BEAVER (IT COULD HAPPEN); CALVIN & HEATH

NCIS: TONY & KATE; ABBY & MCGEE

HOUSE: CAMERON & CHASE

GREYS ANATOMY: ALEX & IZZIE; MARK & LEXIE; MEREDITH & DEREK; CHRISTINA & OWEN

MENTALIST: WAYNE & GRACE; JANE & LISBON

HAWAII FIVE-0 (2010): DANNY & GRACE (FATHER/DAUGHTER); DANNY & STEVE; KONO & CHARLIE; CHIN & MAILA; DANNY & MARY (NEVER KNOW IT COULD HAPPEN)

GILMORE GIRL: LUKE & LOREALI; JESS & RORY; PARIS & JAMIE

DALLAS: CHRISTOPHER & ELENA

BABY DADDY: DANNY & REILY

BOOKS

NIGHT: THIS IS MY FAVORITE BOOK OF ALL TIME!

THE FAULT IN OUR STARS: AMAZING!!!!

I LOVE READING FANFICTION AND AM ALWAYS FINDING NEW STORIES. I HOPE TO PUBLISH MORE PIECES SOON AND LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR REVIEWS. ANY IDEAS OR COMMENTS YOU HAVE, PUT THEM IN YOUR REVIEWS AND I WILL TRY TO WORK WITH THEM. THANKS!!

Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. E.L. Doctorow

Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.--Jean-Baptiste Poquelin aka Molière

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile..

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life.
Boy: My life

-The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...-

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:
Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy:
No, this is fun.

Girl:
No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy:
Then tell me that
you love me.

Girl:
I love you, slow down.

Guy:
Now give me a big hug..

She gave him a big
hug

Guy:
Can you take my helmet
off & put it on yourself,
It's really bothering me.

The next
day in the newspaper:

"A motorcycle crashed into a
building due to brake failure.

Two people were in the crash, but only one
survived."

The truth was that
halfway down the road the guy
realized that the breaks weren't working,
but he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him
and tell him she loves him
one last time.

Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.

Favorite quotes:

House, M.D:
Cameron: It's tuesday.
Chase: No, it's monday.
Cameron: I know, I just didn't feel like waiting.

NCIS:
Tony (to two teenagers): Well I like, think you're like, totally like, lying...like.

Have you ever:

Run with a bottle/can of pop then open it and it explodes everywhere
Tried to insult someone else but instead, made your self look stupid
Fallen/Tripped over yourself
Told someone to punch you and they did
Screamed/Shrieked so loud and everyone in a 5 meter radius turns and stares
Hit yourself in the head and left a bruise
Fallen off your chair when rocking on the back/front legs
Thought of something funny and laughed, only to have people give you a weird look.
Forgot where you where
You were telling a story and forgot what you were talking about Accidentally swallowed a bug
Put your clothes on backwards/inside and didn't notice
Looked all over for something and realized that it was in your hand or pocket
Forgot something right after you finished saying it

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"

It takes 42 muscels to smile, so instead pick up your middle finger and say bite me in a bitchy tone!

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.(Well good grades)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

Fun things to do in an Elevator

When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"

When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Say "Ding!" at each floor.

Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

Friends: Tell you that you look nice.
Best Friends: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

Friends: Say "see you later!"
Best Friends: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

Friends: Forgive you.
Best Friends: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

Friends: Politely refuse food.
Best Friends: Demand it and wipe your pantry clean.

Friends: Tell jokes with you.
Best Friends: Have countless inside jokes with you.

Friends: Forget you.
Best Friends: Love you forever.

Friends: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
Best friends: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

Friends: Annoy you.
Best Friends: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

Friends: Like you.
Best Friends: Love you.

Friends: Laugh with you.
Best Friends: Laugh AT you...WITH you.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

"LIFE BEGINS AT THE END OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE"--NEALE DONALD WALSCH

"BABIES ARE SUCH A NICE WAY TO START PEOPLE"--DON HEROLD (GOTTA LOVE MY AMERICAN LIT TEACHER, MR. C ROCKS)