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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto. HI! I'm pretty new to FanFiction.Net, but i'm enjoying myself so far. I've read a lot of stories in the past few months, but i like 'em all! I'm a firm Naruto/Hinata, Itachi/Sakura, Shikamaru/Temari, Neji/Tenten, Tohru/Kyo, Yuki/Machi, Ichigo/Rukia and Hitsugaya/Karin fan. (Pair-ups rule!) I'm a bookworm and a manga fanatic. So sue me. I also like to post stuff from other profiles. I'm a current fan of: -One Piece -Zombie Powder -Naruto -Moon Phase -School Rumble -Kaze Hikaru -Ouran High School Host Club -Soul Eater -Bleach -Fruit's Basket -Kare Kano -Vampire Knight -FullMetal Achemist -Tsuki no Toiki -Tsuki no Shippo -Millenium Snow -And a whole bunch of other titles that aren't coming to mind right now. You can't keep me away from a computer for very long at all. Im practically addicted. I love to write, but I've never finished a story yet, so forgive me if I never finish anything! E-mail me any questions or comments you have! PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS !! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it It's not about your sex, it's about your love. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ ╔╗╔╦══╦═╦╦══╦══╦══╗╔╗ Akatsuki icons! Itachi /_\ Deidara o\/ Zetsu \o.o/ Tobi @) Sasori -.- Kisame =0_o= Hidan o.o Kakuzu _ Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!! 5 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it 3. The first truth is a lie 4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... 5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face. F.E.A.R. -- F*ck Everything And Run There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... 98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that haven't copy and paste this into your profile please. If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace/Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. Even when you can't see him, GOD is there! If You believe in God, copy and Paste this to your profile. If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile I want Child Abuse to stop and if you do too, copy and paste this into your profile.. If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste it into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste it. If you don't like Neji-Hina copy this into your profile.: If you ever listened to the same song for six hours straight put this on your profile If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you think Deidara is hot copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list; Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX,xXFallenSakuraXx, Xenia Kunoichi If you think Sasori is hot copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list; Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, Xenia Kunoichi If you hate Sasuke copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list; Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, Xenia Kunoichi If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. 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XDD), ramenlover4 (I dislike Sasuke...), Gaara's_Pandachan101 (Gaara (drools)) Evilfangirl ( SASUKE!! Gaara. Kakashi Itachi and Kisame),Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, Xenia Kunoichi If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this this. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this. If you think that being unique is cooler than being popular, copy and paste this. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this. I like cheese. I eat poptarts. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this! If you've ever copy and pasted something, copy and paste this! 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LONG LIVE PLUTO If you think the people who don't do copy/pastes are just too damn lazy, copy and paste this to your profile If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this. IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've ever closed a door on your head, copy this into your profile. If you've ever zoned out during school and missed everything the teacher said, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. If you think the government is tapping your phone, copy this to your profile. If you watched the same movie every day of life when you were little, copy this to your profile. 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If you have your own little world copy this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you ever wished you could be a REAL Konoha Ninja, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you noticed something was repeated, copy and paste this to your profile. If you went back to check, copy and paste this to your profile. Got a problem with me? SOLVE IT You say BABY PINK For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism I love these sayings: Life is a lesson. You’ll learn it when you’re through All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? Have you ever noticed that When ever a husband and wife get into a fight the huband always gets the last word. "Yes dear" Shut up and sing! Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. I’m smiling. This should scare you. The universe is laughing behind your back. Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm. If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you. Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. Blows are sarcasms turned stupid. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. I’m not sure what’s wrong… But it’s probably your fault. This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door. The world will end tomorrow (unless postponed by rain). I never admit or deny anything it makes me more interesting. By the time you read this you’ve already read it. Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much. You’re not that good. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled 'BANG', I don't think you'd kill too many people. The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY! I'm the girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silent room because of something that happened yesterday! "If life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it!" I didn't fall for you, you tripped me. Have you ever heard that stupidity is a virus? Careful you might catch it! Ahh, too late... Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it. Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that? God made man, and then He said, "I can do better than that," and made woman. Education is important. School, however, is another matter. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, o0Dreamer0o, lclsurfer,DarkLillyOfTheNight96, Xenia Kunoichi THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms16, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-Ai, Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise., XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em', SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, uchihasakura285, KuroHime27, fumiko-chan, Dangerously Emerald, Fan-godess,DarkLillyOfTheNight96, Xenia Kunoichi received a Have a good day, and count your blessings! This made me cry so much and then I had nightmares of the unborn children...really sad This really makes you think…. Dear Mommy, I am in Heaven now, sitting on Jesus’ lap. He loves me and I don’t quite understand what has happened. I was so excited Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between One day you cried almost all of the day. I hurt for you. I Complete terror is all I felt. I screamed and screamed until I I wanted to make all your tears go away. I had so many plans I wanted to tell you that I love you before I was gone, but I The angel took me to Jesus and set me on His lap. He said He I’m writing to say that I love you and to tell you how much I Also, Mommy, please watch out for that abortion monster. Love, Your Baby Girl This one too: Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile! (I cried, and I admit it) This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: My name is Sarah child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile! If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste these Karin bashings: Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it! THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, GaaSakuforever, Flyflew, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, DarkLillyOftheNight96, Xenia Kunoichi THE WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, DarkLillyOfTheNight96, Xenia Kunoichi If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3,DarkLillyOfTheNight96, Xenia Kunoichi If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl,Foxfeather1337,Saditic-Bitch, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3,DarkLillyOfTheNight96, Xenia Kunoichi -/\_/\- ...／l、 These kittens look so kawai, ne? What about this one: -/\_/\- Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse. If you think it's unfair Deidara comitted suicide to kill Sasufag and think Sasuke's a god-modder who deserves that nickname, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into your profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (I know, I'm a total loon.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile Write down your twelve favorite Naruto characters and then answer the questions below. 1. Tsunade 2. Neji 3. Deidara 4. Gaara 5. Anko 6. Itachi 7. Kakashi 8. Konan 9. Nagato 10. Sakura 11. Sasori 12. Naruto 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? O…k…no way in hell. 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? OFMG HE IS SO FRIGGIN’ HAWT!!! Especially since Shippuden…can you say “smex”? 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Pein would kill Naruto (How in the hell would that happen, anyways?) 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? None that I’ve read. 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? HELL YES!! ITASAKU FOREVER!!! 6) Five/Seven or Five/Six? Kakashi x Anko!!! 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Ten and Twelve having sex? He would faint dead away and be in a coma for the next three months. Not so fond of NaruSaku as anything more than friendship. 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Danzo is after Sakura. Tsunade is dead, and the Village is in shambles. Forced to leave her home, Sakura accidentally meets up with a face from the past… “Hey, you’re the bitch that killed Sasori!” “And I’m also a missing-nin, like you. Does the Akatsuki have an opening?” (Hey, that’s not a bad idea…) 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? NO. WAY. IN. MOTHER. UFFING. HELL. 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. We Lost Them Both 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? …No comment. 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? …Again, no comment. 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? What is up with this obsession with friend lists? 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? No 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! SHANNARO!!! (In no particular order) 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Don’t Leave Me 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? WARNING: SERIOUS LANGUAGE AND VIOLENCE SCENES!! 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? “Can your eyes really see through anything? Even clothes?” 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Lesbo. That is all. 20) How emo is Seven? Pretty damn emotional, though he may not show it all the time 21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two? …No. No words. There’s just…no words to describe how wrong that is… Unless they were arguing over who gets to use him on some life-threatening mission, but that'd be it 22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing? Okay…get rid of the lines, make the face more Sakura-like, and make the eyes bigger. And scrap the Sharingan, that’s scary enough on a guy. Ok…Hair pinned up geisha style, a red kimono with a black sash and…makeup. Use your imagination. 23) What would a One/Two baby look like? Friggin blonde girl with Hyuuga eyes…Kami forbid. 24) What is Five's ultimate weakness? Her insanity 25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers? Siblings. Period. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? GOD IS AWESOME!! Hey- how come Jesus isn't mentioned in here? (I'm christian in case you're wondering- and don't be offended if you have a different religion.) Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito Forty-Six Laws of Manga and Anime 1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity 2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation 3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics 4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion 5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion 6. Law of Temporal Variability 7. First Law of Temporal Mortality 8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality 9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis 10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity 11. Law of Inherent Combustability 12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission 13. Law of Energetic Emission 14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude 15. Law of Inexhaustability 16. Law of Inverse Accuracy 17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability 18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity 19. Law of Demonic Consistency 20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability 21. Law of Tactical Unreliability 22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability 23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality 24. Law of Americanthropomorphism 25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality 26. Law of Feline Mutation 27. Law of Conservation of Firepower 28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence 29. Law of Melee Luminescence 30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism 31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability 32. Law of Follicular Permanence 33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics 34. Law of Probable Attire 35. Law of Musical Omnipotence 36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination 37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance 38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission 39. Law of Inverse Attraction 40. Law of Nasal Sanguination 41. Law of Xylolaceration 42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence 43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia 44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation 45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis 46. Law of Flimsy Incognition "A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja! If SasuSaku does NOT happen in the Naruto anime, and you will join my angry mob to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou till he puts SasuSaku in there, copy and paste this onto you profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Frozen Angel Wings, candyluver, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai,DarkLillyOfTheNight96, Xenia Kunoichi REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!! 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing iF yOu LiVe FoR fAnFiCtIoN aNd CaNt Go A dAy WiThOuT iT pAsTe ThIs On YoUr PrOfIlE IF YOU HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH THE COLOR BLACK PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE KARIN FROM NARUTO FEEL FREE TO PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! Sing to the tune of 'I love you, you love me' I love you You love me Let's go out and KILL KARIN with a 'death bomb' BANG! BOOM! KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE! (BWAHAHAHA, DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD) (YAY I finally found this !! So yeah...I LIKE TO READ BOOKS!! Girls This is cute, and I totally fell for it. Just keep reading. =D 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. 6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. The on on top .. yea its funny :D THE WE LOVE ITASAKU CLUB: If You Love The Pairing ItaSaku From NARUTO, Then Copy and Paste This Into Your Profile and Add Your Name To The List: NejiSakuFan / xXHyuugaSakuraXx /, My.Dark.Tears., Angry Fox Girl ,Setsugeka, AkaneUchiha, Anime-Insanity, Shinigami Princess Yuki Uchiha, MarzSpy, Itaweasel-hime, Xenia Kunoichi I kept seeing this, so I decided, why not? The Narutard Survey! 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Itachi, Sakura, Gaara, Shikamaru, Tsunade, Sai, Anko 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? ItaSaku, NaruHina, SasuSaku 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi, less graphic 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I sooo wish! I'm dying to go to an anime convention dressed up as Sakura. If I had a boyfriend, I would make him come with, dressed as Itachi. 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I own some posters. 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? I'd have to go with Gaara. Mucho smexy :3 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina (KibaHina is just weird) 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku, I recently changed my opinion on the famous Yaoi couple 9. Which team is your favorite? Do Kisame and Itachi count as a team? (JK, Team 7!!) 10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Obito is dead, how the hell is he supposed to be Tobi?! I know the truth, anyway. 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? He looks just like him!! duh! 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara, definitely. "True art...is an explosion!" 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-Sasuke! I can't stand that stupid gay emo! Especially not now. Asshole... 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Not even close (sheds tears) 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yes, I'm keeping up with the manga! 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No, he's just hyper. Hyperactive, that is. 17. Sub or dub? In Naruto's case, I've been watching dubbed before I realized I could see it subbed, so now the Japanese voices just sound weird 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura, she's been a minor character for too long! 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? He can be too cheerful, so sometimes annoying. It was funny when Deidara tried to suffocate him, though. 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Uchiha Madara, I give that credit to spoiler sites. Also, his mask, what...? 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Not sexy beast, that's for sure. If he did something about his hair and eyebrows and outfit, maybe. 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku. No contest. (Do any of you remember who that is...? Just me?) 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Totally awesome. He's a ninja, even with only taijutsu. You gotta respect that. 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Sakura's OOC sometimes on her own. One minute she's all pathetic, the next minute she's whupping some ass. 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Well, no, not really...Are you kidding me?! Hell yes! 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? I've written a few. But I imagine millions. 27. Do you like lemons? I love lemons!! (Just not graphic ones, which kinda defeats the point) 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My dad knows I like it, but he doesn't know anything about it. I think/hope... 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Some of it... I don't think I liked it much 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? The what now? 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? No, I'm sad to say. 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Heh, yeah. My friends love Naruto. 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this? No, I do it during lunch, when no one gives a damn what we do. 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No, I save it for home. I've been threatened several times to have my computer taken away, though. 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I'm broke because of everything else! 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? At least see why Kakashi likes it so much. 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No. Pein is. Obviously. With Madara pulling his strings. 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? Some, but I never post it. 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Sasuke could not pull off the "I'm a girl with hand wings" seal. It just looks weird. 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Not that I've posted. 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? No, it just leaves me an empty shell without it. 7 Ways to Scare your roommates 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came Reasons To Join The Dark Side 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 3. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 4. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 5. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 6. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 7. (Reason I joined) WORLD DOMINATION! I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you". 20 ways to spend in Walmart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch, Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha, Xenia Kunoichi If you wish ninja from Naruto were real and that you would be a member of Akatsuki, copy this, post this on your profile, and add your name. Setsugekka, Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha, Xenia Kunoichi If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" copy and paste this into your profile while laughing your head off! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225,crimsonchidori,SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHAERTXOXO,Cherry Bloosom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha, Xenia Kunoichi THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX,xnarutoxrocksx.uchihasakurah26,Sasusakufan2357,Coscat, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha, Xenia Kunoichi THE WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, Kimmi-chan, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha, Xenia Kunoichi If you are a girl, and have ever kicked a guy's ass just because he called you a prep or accused you of liking pink, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list. Kuro Uchiha (they need to die, because being called a prep is the most insulting thing someone can say to you...that...and having someone say that you like pink...) Ayumi Elric (I like black, not pink...), joyfulsakura-chan, XeverythingXseemsXwrongX, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha(haven't people ever heard the saying "don't assume otherwise you make an ass out of u and me"?), Xenia Kunoichi (can you say, sterotype?) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic, XeverythingXseemsXwrongX, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha, Xenia Kunoichi Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01,naru-chan13, Kuro Uchiha, Ayumi Elric, joyfulsakura-chan, XeverythingXseemsXwrongX, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha, Xenia Kunoichi ...() () (\_/) (\_/) Quotes: "Everyone says 'love conquers all,' but when you think about it, in order to conquer something, you must first destroy it. After all, a synonym for conquer is destroy." ~JUCHKO "Such attitude Mr. Uchiha has...but the only good thing I could say is that he makes some good looking children." ~from a review (ACC) concerning Fugaku Uchiha, written by Sachiko1991 "I'm such a clutz. You could put me in a padded spherical room, and I'd still be hurt by the end of the day!" ~JUCHKO (and it's true too) "Never say, 'It can't get worse than this.' because often times it can, and often times it does...just because you had to open you big mouth and say something about it." ~many people, including me "Why is that bird following me? It must have a nest somewhere near by. Shoo, go away bird, I'm not bothering you!" bird continues following, "Great, now I'm talking to a bird." ~JUCHKO "The major difference between the young and the old is that the young ask 'why something is', and the old ask 'why the young want to know why something is'." ~JUCHKO "There's something that I've always wondered about. What would happen if the bad guy won. In most stories the good guy/girl either flat out wins, wins--but is killed, disappears without the end of the battle being given, or the bad guy and the good guy/girl tie. The few stories that have the bad guy win, just end it there. So I've always wondered, what if...? What is the story after the end? Or in the case of stories that end otherwise...what if the bad guy hadn't lost...what if...What if...?" ~JUCHKO after having read the third book in the Immortal series (The one where Daine gets kidnapped by the bad guy so that he can start a war without looking like the bad guy...even though he was) by Tamora Pierce. Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny) You know you're an ANIME OTAKU when... 14. You refuse to join forums that even go first name, last name Friends or best friends FRIENDS:Never ask anything to eat or drink BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD and your grandparents GRAMS and GRAMPS FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Knows only a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through school /college (drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste" FRIENDS: Will help you move a body BEST FRIENDS: Will say "call me when you need a shovel." FRIENDS: Try to help you when you get hurt BEST FRIENDS: Sit there laughing their ass of saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!" FRIENDS: Will comfort you when they turn you down BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to them and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Ask why your crying BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' FREINDS: Will ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' Annoying Things to do on an Elevator: 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror "You one of THEM" and back away slowly. 7. Say "Ding" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce "I have new socks on". 11. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 12. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers "This is my personal space". 13. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 14. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile and go back for more. 15. Ask if you can push the button for the other people, then push the wrong ones. 16. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?". 17. Drop a pen and whine until someone reaches to help pick it up. Then scream "That's mine!" 18. Pretend that you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 19. Swat at flies that don't exist. 20. Call out "Group hug" then enforce it. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever Quiz time! If a hobo stole your wallet what would you do? Chuck a kunai at his throat If you met Sasuke what would you do? Bitchslap that asshole and force him to straighten out his life. If you could marry any Naruto character who would it be? Deidara or Gaara If you were a Naruto character which village would you live in? Konoha! (duh) Are you a fangirl? Noo… Who do you wish to die a horrible painful death? Karin, Sasuke (if he doesn’t fix his life), and (that bastard) Madara What's your absolute favorite couple? I’m torn between NaruHina and SasuSaku Ino or Temari? Temari. She kicks ass! Chouji or Lee? Lee. You gotta respect the chakra-less ninja Do you like yaoi? Like hell i do. What makes you happy? Solitude, my computer, and an internet connection. And a large pile of books. What's the nicest thing you've said all week? I don’t give a damn. Who did you say that to? My little sister. Are you a kind person? Hell no!! A fanfiction writers meme. Because artists get them, and why shoudn't we? I got this from Ryokou's profile. 1.How about a brief introduction of yourself? I’m a person. With family and friends. And a life I wish to keep… 2.Fabulous! And what got you into fanfiction to begin with? My friend told me about fanfiction.net, I read a few stories, and was hooked 3.I see, so what kind of fanfiction to you like to write? Romance were my first two, and I tried a humor oneshot 4.Do you tend to write the same pairings/characters? Or are you a fandom whore? Kinda the latter…DX 5.What is the most popular fanfiction and why do you think people like it so? Naruto. Everyone gets pissed off with the cannon at some point, and they want things to go their way. Plus, it’s fun to see a pairing that would never happen unless one thing happened that changed to course of history and that’s fun in itself. 6.Forget other people, what is the fanfic you've written you're most proud of? Poker. I was surprised I got some positive feedback on my oneshot, and even some suggestions to make it a twoshot. 7.Do you find writing easy? Hard? What are the most difficult aspects of writing you struggle with? Easy. I’ve been writing since I was eight. Roughly. The hardest thing would be when I lose my train of thought. Like, I have this brilliant idea, and I start typing it up like mad, and then something totally random happens, and by the time I get back to my computer, I forget where I was going with the story and it doesn’t turn out the way it should. By that, I mean not as good. (Yeah, I have issues.) 8.Write a few sentences of your favorite pairing or character. I’m torn between Itachi x Sakura and Sasuke x Sakura from Naruto (the show that got me into this entire thing anyway). ItaSaku for the absolute smex and way it just seems to work, and SasuSaku for the sake of the cannon. It just seems more likely. 9.Are there any fanfiction trends/clichés you can't stand or are just sick of? Besides yaoi and yuri in an anime/manga that clearly did not intend to have that sort of pairing, you mean? That’s about it. 10.Are you guilty of any trends/clichés you now hate? Or any other ones? …No, not really. 11.Name the first fandom you wrote for. Do you still like/participate in it? Naruto. Hell to the yes!! 12.Name your OTPs or most frequently written pairings/characters and explain why you love writing them. Ah, the one-true pairings. (NOTE: I have not posted stories for every pairing I’m about to name.) Itachi x Sakura-Like I said before, it just works Sasuke x Sakura-For the sake of the cannon--it’d be cute Naruto x Hinata-All he needs to do is get a clue and she needs to grow a spine Neji x Tenten-It was obvious he had a thing for her since the chuunin exams Kakashi x Anko-Weird, but they were meant for each other Jiraiya x Tsunade-She should have done something before he left for Ame Shikamaru x Temari-He needs to admit he has a thing for her Roy x Riza-They need to stop acting like they aren’t together. Edward x Winry-He also needs to admit he has a thing for her InuYasha x Kagome-KISS HER ALREADY! 13.What would you call your writing style? Depending on my mood, I would say it’s usually funny in an ironic way or downright depressing 14.Do you read other fanfics? What do you find yourself reading most? No…of course I do, you think I’m on here just to screw with time? I’m usually reading Naruto, mainly for the fact that I started into this whole world because of it 15.Name one thing you'd LOVE to write but have been too shy to. An OC story about this girl who lived in Konoha and lost her memory, but it keeps coming back at random intervals during the story. I’m too shy to post it… 16.Do you have trouble taking criticism? Or worse yet, do you have the dreaded bloated ego? I love criticism. I need to know if my writing sucks or not. Everyone always says it’s awesome, but I have trouble believing them. But if you flame me for no good reason, I will send the evil monkey army after you! 17.When you write is there anything that helps you? Music? Quiet room? Music. You can kind of tell when things take a sudden turn for the worse or for the better--that means I’m switching between depressing music and happy songs 18.What inspires you? The Japanese culture. Can you say, otaku? >. 19.Lastly how would you sum up your fanfiction experiences and yourself as a writer? Fanfiction is what should have been, and I think my writing has improved! "I have family, that is true. I love most of them, except the few people that I despise. For they laugh at me and insult me because I have less and act different. Well, you know what? It hurts. It hurts so bad that it sometimes lead to tears. But what can I do? I just suck it up and act like I'm fine. Because family is not suppose to hurt family. "At school, I am a nobody... maybe except a nerd. I say I love being a nerd and it is wonderful, but do you know how much I want to climb across the fence and lay in those greener grass? I always tell others that I appreciate what I have and I know my limits. But I never stay true to those words. Everyone wants more! Everyone are greedy, its just between a lot or a little bit. I always find myself hiding in a corner. Admiring each and everyone. Some say I don't give myself enough credit, but I know for a fact that I already maxed out my extra credits. "Sure... I don't seem to mind anything. And I'm always there to say sorry, comfort and listen to your problems. I also help with homework and projects, but read this. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE TAKING CREDIT FOR MY WORK, GETTING REWARDS FROM MY HARD WORK, TAKING WHAT SHOULD BE MINE!! I'm really tired... so sick of what the world wants to take... not what it wants to give. I'm tired... I don't how to hold on anymore. I want to cry, but my tears will destroy the keyboard(a small sense of humor) I want to hurt myself, I want to blame myself for being so weak. "I want someone to listen to me like the way I listen to others. I want someone to give me a hug, tell me a joke and comfort me. I want someone fair to help me through the hard times. But most importantly, I need someone to appreciate me for who I'm. I sometimes feel like I'm living a lie. "I always seem so happy, so hyper, so ready at everything that are thrown at me... but those are just beautiful lies that cover the shame inside. I'm a cold-hearted animal that lives in a frozen world that only have nothing except that wilted red tulip that lights me way. I am emo... but I won't hurt myself...yet... I wear a beautiful mask that hides a monster's face underneath. But I can't change who I am. Can I? I don't know... I need someone to help... to pull me away from darkness..." I'm not sure who wrote this, but this is me. All credit from where i got this goes to Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha. All for now! OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. GIRLS DON'T REALISE THESE THINGS I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I do not own this. | |||||||
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