So. For lack of a better opening line.

My obsessions change from time to time. Right now its Danny Phantom.

My non-copyrighted-material obsessions include transformations and randomness.

I like crossovers.

I live with my hyperactive half-cat-ghost OC called Catphantom, or Cat for short. The funny thing is, I'm not really a cat person. I'm more of a dog person, if I had to choose. And I like shouting random things.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are insane or something bordering on insanity OR like to shout random things which basically qualifies you for insanity. Cupcake.

I am not obsessed with Pokemon, no matter what other people think. I know zip about the games or anime. They're just really fun to draw/make up and handy if you want to yell something random. So what if I have Bulbapedia in my bookmarks?

Beware of teh plunger of DOOM!

Cookie to whoever knows where that last sentence came from.

My conscience is a cartoon character by the name of Dino.

My talent is that I can doodle something in three seconds. Literally.

My leads tend to be a tad rushed. Other than that, I consider myself a decent writer.

Cat is probably going to show up in a lot of my fics, so don't continue reading if you don't like hyperactive, slightly insane OCs.

You continued reading? Good job! You get a cookie.

You're still reading? Great!

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If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you love Jesus with one hundred percent of your heart copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hope that there will be a Nicktoons Unite! movie, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you hope that Butch Hartman will make an episode of Danny Phantom and Timmy Turner meeting, copy and past this to your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have actually read this far, good job! Copy and paste this onto your profile.

You Know You Live in 2009 When:

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.

3. The reasons for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote than just pushing the button on the TV

6. You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesn't have buttons anymore!'

7. You just realized that you were defending yourself from an inanimate object.

8. Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (It is a fact that many 5th graders know geography more than their parents)

9. You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report full of cht spk typose, nd smily faces.

10. You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

11. As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

12. You were too busy to notice number 5.

13. You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

14. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

15. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

No, seriously. Beware the plunger of doom.

Bubble wrap.

Random quotes from random places:

"Hello. I am normal."

"And then, the universe imploded. And the fractured reality made everything go back to normal!"

"Why does it have to be 'holy cow'? Let's change it to 'angelic duck'!"

"I'm impressed." "With my strength?" "No, that you knew what reverse polarity was."

"It's not magic, it's Radioshack!"

"500 channels?" "And still nothing on."

"So I heareth you liketh the kip of the mud..."

"When he wakes up...think of something cool...tell him I said it..."

"I may be dead, but I'm pretty, and that's more than I can say for you."

"Wait, did I have breakfast today? ..."

Updates:

My Deviantart account: link

Thinking about working on:

Sequel to Catphantom Origins. I already have the story planned out, but I haven't started writing it. Y'know.

Random story with only canon characters. Unlikely, but possible. Sorry to those out there who dislike OCs. No, really, I am.

Nicktoons crossover. Also unlikely, but possible. I have several ideas, but I don't know much about the rest. The rest of the Nicktoons, that is.

Working on:

Nothing currently.