You see this guy? He is my dream version of Peter Whitlock. If it were up to me, I would throw Edward away and make Peter the main character of the Twilight series. Rwar.

I am twenty-five, married, mother, student, and administrative assistant extraordinaire.

I love shopping, shoes, a good fight on reality competition shows and mocking people. I find myself to be pretty darn hilarious. I also am a pervert.

I also need a life beta. My grammar is horrendous.

You can follow me @kartastrophe. Just don't say I didn't warn you.