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| BellaFlan |
Author has written 17 stories for Twilight, and Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Welcome to my fanfic page...come on in, the water's fine. My alter ego is BellaFlan (Isabella Flanagan ... long story.). In my very early thirties (edit - I'm now in my mid-thirties. Boo-urns.), married with a little boy. I work in publishing and spend much of my day selling advertising, writing and editing. Please don't send me your manuscripts; I work in business and trade publishing. I cannot help you! Hell, I can barely help myself. TRANSLATIONS: I don't care. PLEASE NOTE this does not extend to Sweet Tooth or Don't Fear the Reaper, but go ahead and translate anything posted here as long as you credit "BellaFlan" with the original version. WHO IS MacFlan? It's Mac214 and me! I've posted our collab, Sweet Tooth on my profile. WHO IS DoUFlanMe? It's DoUTrustMe and Me! Check out our COMPLETE collab on our joint account. Don't Fear the Reaper FOLLOW ME OVER TO: Links are no longer live. How do you feel about Googling this stuff if you're interested? I'm also on Twilightedand ADF But I really suck at updating at both places. Come play with me on (at)BellaFlan I have a Formspring, but I can't remember the password. Um, listen to me sing stuff on my Karaoke page FIC PUSHIN' PODCAST!!! I participated in the Fic Pushin' podcast with my sister pimps, Altheajams and Twicharmed. We were tje Twific Pimps, and hosts of The Fandom People Awards WORDY BITCHES!!! I'm now an official Wordy Bitch. We are the Fellowship of the Peen. Google our blog for our disturbing brand of humour Awards: STIGMATA TOMATO IS NOMINATED FOR A GIGGLESNORT AWARD!!! VOTE-VOTE-VOTE!!! Holy EFFING CROW: Becoming Bella Swan is a frickin' winner!! INDIE TWIFIC AWARDS for best WIP in the category of Canon or AU story that knocks you off your feet !! Thank you for voting for my insane story. Becoming Bella Swan won a Giggle Snort Awards for Best Bella. Thank you so much for voting for Flanagan! We both love you :) BBS was Nominated for aGolden Lemon Award for Best Dirty Talk. Glosp Award for Nuttiest fic! Stigmata Tomato was just nominated for a Golden Lemon Award too! Banners: Kill Phil by Catonspeed When Pigs Fly Banner by wordslinger Becoming Bella Swan Banner by wordslinger Becoming Bella Swan Banner by Catonspeed Stigmata Tomato Bannerby FL95 Stigmata Tomato Blinkieby Lizconno Stigmata Tomato Banner by Catonspeed In the Shadow of Your Heart Banner by wordslinger CURRENT PROJECTS IN THE FANDOM: In The Shadow of Your Heart I beta for and pre-read for: wordslinger Magnolia822 Amanda Wilder belladonna1472 and Mac214 I really appreciate all of the love, but cannot take on any new authors to beta :( Forgive me? | |||||||
1. In the Shadow of Your Heart » reviewsEdward didn't mean to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage, but she holds a secret that could destroy his family. Lucifer was an angel too, and love isn't always wholly benevolent. Vamp AU, B/E, Romance/HorrorTwilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1809 - Updated: 2-4-13 - Published: 1-5-11 - Edward & Bella2. State of Love of Trust reviewsTwilight meets Singles! It's the 90s, and Bella is nursing a broken heart while thwarting the affections of her boundary-challenged best friend, Alice. Could the next Eddie Vedder be the balm she needs to learn to trust again? A/H Romance/Comedy COLLAB WITH MRSSPACECOWBOYTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 1-23-13 - Bella & Edward3. Penal Code » reviewsUndercover Cop Edward Cullen wants some excitement on his beat. Bella, whom he mistakenly thinks is a hooker, desperately needs to snap out of her funk. How deep is Edward willing to go undercover to get the girl? COLLAB with FICTIONFREAK95! AH/ComedyTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,144 - Reviews: 533 - Updated: 11-6-12 - Published: 1-3-12 - Edward & Bella - Complete4. Becoming Bella Swan » reviewsINDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4783 - Updated: 10-31-12 - Published: 10-18-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete5. Face Blind » reviewsSalvation comes in many forms. Bella tries to piece together the rubble of her life - a difficult task for a woman who can't recognize her own reflection. AH/AU. Angst with a shot of dark comedy. Self indulgent.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 458 - Updated: 10-23-12 - Published: 3-7-12 - Bella & Edward6. Stigmata Tomato » reviewsAlert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AHTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3159 - Updated: 8-8-12 - Published: 7-3-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete7. How a Theory Becomes a Law reviewsWinner in FicthisGif contest for best humor and judge's choice. Vampires don't eat pizza. They don't like garlic or sunlight either. Bella has a science project to complete, and his name is Edward Cullen.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 69 - Published: 6-29-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete8. Sweet Tooth » reviewsCollab with Mac214! COMPLETE. Come to Pink Cookie, where p0rn never tasted this good. Erotic baker, Edward Cullen has a new obsession in the form of Bella Swan. Will his buttercream satisfy her sweet tooth? AH, OOC, Comedy/Romance.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,433 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 4-9-12 - Published: 8-9-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete9. Happy Feet reviewsWinner for JaspersDestiny's Worst Story Ever Contest. Trixie and her friends tell you about the other side of Twilight. Graphic slash/foot love/sockjizzing. Rated M for mudknuckle. Collab w/ Magnolia822Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-9-12 - Edward & Emmett - Complete10. Star Wars and the Attack of the Battle Droids reviewsBellaFlan's son, LittleFlan presents his first fanfic about his favourite Clone Wars characters.Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 11-6-11 - Anakin S. & Ahsoka T. - Complete11. Don't Fear the Reaper reviewsPlease visit the DoUFlanMe profile for this story. An undertaking between DoUTrustMe and BellaFlan. AH, OOC, Dark comedy.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-7-10 - Published: 10-31-10 - Edward & Bella12. BBS Outtake for FGB: Mac's Cheese reviewsMac214 bought this outtake in the Fandom Gives Back. Um, very, I mean, extremely MA rated. Lots of poly, some slash, a frozen turkey, potentially libelous remarks about the Great State of Texas. Actually, just don't read this. Yeah, no.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,254 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 7-26-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete13. Imprinted » reviewsIt's not easy being petulant demon spawn, especially with an imprint. A darker Nessie and her journey into womanhood. Explores theme of sacrifice missing from Breaking Dawn. Canon ish Fluff/angst. This is a re-write with M rating. canon pairings. AU.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 868 - Updated: 7-15-10 - Published: 9-29-09 - Renesmee C./Nessie & Jacob14. A Wolf in Cop's Clothing reviewsAn unexpected imprint has Leah Clearwater bum over tea kettle in heat for one Charlie Swan, the original DILF. Rated M for an extended lemon and crude humor involving euphemisms. Collab with the fabulous Restlessxpen.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,339 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 5-12-10 - Charlie S. & Leah - Complete15. Swan Dive » reviewsAnswer is: A failed attempt at suicide, a clumsy imprint, a sad reference to Don Quixote, a naked Jacob Black and a horny Bella Swan. Question is: What is BellaFlan's SOB Rain Scene Challenge. B/J, AU. **INDIE TWIFIC NOMINEE**Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 135 - Updated: 4-18-10 - Published: 1-24-10 - Bella & Jacob - Complete16. When Pigs Fly » reviewsCrack fic - slightly OC. Bella seeks sex advice from Emmett. It involves a drunk pig. Need I say more? For Mature audiences only! Contains graphic language, sexual acts and an incident of slash. None of these acts are performed on the pig though.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 138 - Updated: 12-26-09 - Published: 12-11-09 - Emmett & Bella - Complete17. The 100 Year old Virgin aka Emmett's Advice reviewsCut to the bachelor Party scene from Breaking Dawn. Emmett decides it's time to give Edward "The Talk". One shot...just a bit of fun. Rated M for graphic language.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 92 - Published: 10-31-09 - Emmett & Edward - Complete
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