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since: 09-24-09, id: 2094637, Profile Updated: 10-27-09
country: Canada
Author has written 6 stories for Newsies, and Parodies and Spoofs.

As you can hopefully see from me name i'se is a fan of Newsies an Holes

Name:Tops (nickname)

omg pplz i'se srry i have alot of homework and projects grrr...gr.7 sucks

oh yay halloween is comin lol im being Spot hehe

Fav movies:Holes,Newsies,Sonic OVA,Aristocats(it goes back),Pretty Cure All Stars DX,School of Rock,Harry Potter prisoner of Azkaban,Temninator 3(good times,good times)that's all i can think of right now

Fav Books: Holes,Spiderwick Chronicles series,Witches,James and the Giant Peach,Suddenly Supernatural,Sonic Comics(if that counts),Sixth grade secrets

Fav Characters:

Newsies-Spot
Holes-Squid
Sonic-Tikal
Aristocats-Berlioz(you know the gray/black one)
Pretty Cure-Dream,Black or Bloom
School of Rock-Freddie
Harry Potter-Lupin,Fred or George
Spiderwick Chronicles-Jared(duh)

~:) blah~

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weirdis good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their buts off at the others.

98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol.
Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.

If you think that Newsies was Disney's best live action musical ever, copy this to your profile.

If you love Newsies copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both ... copy and paste this on you're profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile.

If you're in love with a character that doesn't even exist -that is NOT a Cullen-, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever created a copy-and-paste thing, copy THIS into your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile!

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever wondered who made up all the 'copy & paste this into your profile' thingies, copy & paste this into your profile!

Tick, tick, tick- if you hear a mysterious ticking noise, copy this to your profile!

If you should be doing homework right now... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have no idea why someone started these copy and paste quotes...copy and paste this on your profile.

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson:-).

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy this in your profile.

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If you have obsessions with things no one else understands then copy and paste this to your profile

If you know that it is important to understand math but still hate it, copy and paste.

If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie or book, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you believe that people can love animals and stand up for their rights without being vegetarian, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know the words or dance to any Broadway show, camp song, or theme song better than the words or dance to Soulja Boy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flying-tackle-hug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you reference random movies and books in everyday conversation with people who havn't a clue about what you mean by it, put this in your profile.

Only in America...
(God Bless America...Land That I love...That is destined...for retardation...with the light from above!)
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER--no, but do proceed(with caution).
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Here are some actual label instructions on consumer
goods.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

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1. To the Newsies »
two newsie lovers, Blaze and Shadow find theirselves in an unusual situation
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 840 - Updated: 11-11-09 - Published: 11-4-09
2. At the Store
I go to the store and...... really random! it basically has no point : rated k for use of exploding milk
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Published: 11-4-09 - Complete
3. How I Became a Newsies Fan reviews
just a little story on me and Newsies
Newsies - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-27-09 - Complete
4. Spin Like Tops reviews
A girl named Tops becomes a Brooklyn newsie, but when things start to get confusing will Tops be able to handle all the stress.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-19-09 - Spot C.
5. Me and my friends reviews
me and my two friends being hyper and mentally retarded
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-10-09 - Complete
6. What the Newsies do in Their Spare Time reviews
my first fic woot!just something random. a parody about what multiple newsies do in their spare time
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-4-09 - Complete
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