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since: 09-26-09, id: 2095769, Profile Updated: 07-11-10
country: Ireland
Author has written 32 stories for Criminal Minds.

Hey im apracot... its not really my name, I'm actually Aoife!! =D

Age: 15

Hair: dark brown

Eyes: Hazel (well one's hazel and the other is brown?!)

Height: 5"6 (and a bit)

I'm a Paget Brewster fan and LOVE her as Emily Prentiss in Criminal Minds !

Weird is the word i'd use to describe me. lets see... i could tell you loads of random (yet interesting) facts about me like that i can't even touch butter without feeling sick but instead i've done this:

Intrests:Music, reading, freaking people out...lol (e.g: i walked around a shop talking to mself... it was HILARIOUS the amount of weird looks i got)

Favourite Movies: The Notebook, Up (seriously sad movie !!), The Fox and The Hound ( i cried so much at that movie my mum had to hide it on me) The Lion King (cried at that to rolls eyes), Broomsticks and Bedknobs (really most disney films). Ohh I love Breakfast at Tiffanys as well =)

Favourite T.V Show: Criminal Minds, CSI, CSI:NY, Cougar Town, and Friends. (Though so far I'm only writing stories for criminal minds)

Books: LOVE all Harry Potter book's (i'm not at all geeky...lol), I like the Da Vinci Code Angel's and Demons and The Lost Symbol (all by Dan Brown) and i like Audrey Niffenegger's books (especialy the time traveler's wife)... I like books with a good plot and a twist at the end...lol

Music: Well my favourite singer's/band's are Paramore, The Script, Snow Patrol, Kings of Leon, Bowling for Soup, One Republic, Queen, Nina Simone, The Fray, The Killers, Whitney Houston, Kaiser Chiefs, Foo Fighter's, Imelda May... theres probably way more, I'm just having a mental block right now so I can't think of the rest...lol

My Super Power: Keeping a strait face when everyone else is laughing, and when im not doing that im also an evil genius !!...( and this is my evil laugh, Mwahahaha)

What Else You May Want To Know: Well I have a very colourful, hyper, random, sometimes scary (in a good way) personality and its virtualy imposible to make me sad. Im a HUGE Criminal Minds fan and can quote most episode's line for line (and I do that to scare my brother who now thinks im psychic...lol). I have less common sence than a pin cushion (and it lets people stick pins in it) and i have proved that because I once hit my nose with my knee and my nose was bleeding for AGE'S!!. Im from an Irish speaking part of Ireland (mind you im not the most fluent speaker). I've watched Criminal Minds since season 1 (even though i was only 10 when it started !!) and because of the show i now have an intrest in serial killers and because of this my friends are starting to worry about me...lol.

~Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.~

~Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.~

Favourite Pairings:

Hotch/Emily

JJ/Reid

JJ/Will

JJ/Rossi (I used to hate this one but not so much anymore)

Garcia/Kevin

Reid/Austin (Austin should so come back for an episode or two)

my fics will probably be slow to update because of school and stuff...=(... but i will try.

19 reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

Five thruths of life:

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tounge!!
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it!

3. You are smiling now because your an idiot!

4. The first truth is a lie!
5. There is still a stupid smile on your face!

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List Twelve fictional characters from the same book/movie/TV Show

1) JJ

2) Emily

3) Morgan

4) Reid

5) Garcia

6) Hotch

7) Will

8) Kevin

9) Rossi

10) Haley

11) Gideon

12) Elle

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

I haven't... but there probably is some friendship piece about them... or maybe a fic about how Morgan dealt with Gideon leaving?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hell yea!! Reid = Love!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Uhh... if Elle got Kevin pregnant?! Something tells me that won't happen (and I don't just mean because it's physically impossible... unless they're sea horses)

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yea, I've read a few fics about Rossi.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Emily and Hotch... BEST COUPLE EVER!!!! *regaines composure* Uh, yea, I think I've made my views on H/E clear, LOL.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Garcia/Riossi or Garcia/Haley... Hmm, both of them are icky but because Haley's dead I'm going to go with Garcia/Rossi because it's less morally wrong!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?

Ok Emily and Elle in an awkward situation?! And Will walking in?! I don't even want to know how that chain of events would occur!! Though if it did happen Will would probably freak out, LOL.

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Ok not that I'm a fan of Morgan/Haley but; After Hotch signs his divorce papers the real reason Haley left him becomes clear when Morgan goes to check up on her.

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?

I seriously doubt it!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Hm... "Night Out". Ok crap title but I've got a pretty good sumary: Elle's back in DC and randomly meets Will in a bar. They get talking and Elle opens up about leaving the BAU and Will tells her about the fear he has that some day JJ won't come home in one piece.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?

Oh!! Ok Reid and JJ get kidnapped by a psycotic Unsub. While locked in a cell (well locked in something?!) they begin to reminice about what really happened at the Red Skins game and they realise that it was a mistake to not see here the relationship could go.

12. If One and Five got together, Would One's ex get together with Seven?

Not that it's likely to happen, but if JJ and Garcia ever got together I'm 100% certian that Will wouldn't get together with himself!!

13. Create a title for a Four/Nine humor fic:

"Road Trip!" LOL! Reid + Rossi + A loooong trip = Murder!!

14. Would Five and Eight make a good couple?

Yes! They're an adorable couple!!

XD


1. Make Me Strong Again » reviews
A sequel to "Be There For Me", you may need to read that story to understand this one. Hotch helps Emily re-build her life as their relationship slowly moves from friendship to something more.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-9-10 - Published: 9-3-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & E. Prentiss
2. Footsteps in Time » reviews
Emily Prentiss and Aaron Hotchner meet when they cross paths randomly one night, their lives continue to meet from then on until they can't ignore destiny any longer...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 76,395 - Reviews: 257 - Updated: 9-9-10 - Published: 4-6-10 - E. Prentiss & A. Hotchner/Hotch
3. Barbecue reviews
There's a team barbecue at Hotch and Emily's house. Just some fun team fluff.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-29-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & E. Prentiss - Complete
4. Be There For Me » reviews
Sequal to my story "Foundations" but you don't have to read that to understand this. Emily's relationship with Allen goes from bad to worse and Hotch is the one she leans on. WARNING: scenes/mentions of abuse. Rated T for violence.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-29-10 - Published: 8-15-10 - E. Prentiss & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
5. Fun And Games reviews
"Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye of gets pregnant." - Jim Cole. Well no one loses an eye, so I guess that means someones pregnant. H/P
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-15-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & E. Prentiss - Complete
6. Foundations reviews
Based on the song "Foundations" by Kate Nash. Emily is in a bad relationship, and the team, Hotch in particular, try and help her in whatever way they can.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-6-10 - E. Prentiss & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
7. Falling to Pieces » reviews
Emily and Hotch share a kiss in a club, but what does it mean? How will they react? Do they actually love each other? And if so, can they make things work, or does Hotch's actions after the kiss tear them appart? Will be three chapters long.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-6-10 - Published: 8-4-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & E. Prentiss - Complete
8. Birthday Fun reviews
Hotch forgets Emily's birthday... and Emily uses this to her advantage to get what she wants.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-19-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & E. Prentiss - Complete
9. Rain reviews
Emily loves the rain soaking her to the bone, and one morning Hotch finds her standing outside during a storm. Just some fluff, rated T for one bad word.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-11-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & E. Prentiss - Complete
10. Two weeks notice reviews
JJ resigns... can Reid make her change her mind? and how does he do it?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-5-10 - S. Reid & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
11. Frogs and Princes reviews
It's true what they say... sometime's you need to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your Prince Charming.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-1-10 - E. Prentiss & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
12. CBS done WHAT! reviews
What the team think of two of the characters on their favourite TV show being cut... sound familiar? This is dedicated to AJ and Paget! T for language
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 6-17-10 - E. Prentiss & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
13. Looking for love reviews
Hotch needs a little push in the right direction to see whats been staring him in the face for a very long time. H/P
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-26-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & E. Prentiss - Complete
14. Flirty Phone Call reviews
Ok so after the talk between Emily and JJ at the start of "Exit Wounds" I couldn't get this story to go away, so I decided to write it! Short one shot about what would happen if Emily did call Mick.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-17-10 - E. Prentiss - Complete
15. Fish Lamps reviews
Ok so this is a really random story that I thought of. Basically Hotch and Emily have an argument over a lamp Emily wants to buy.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-14-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & E. Prentiss - Complete
16. Memory Box reviews
Emily and Hotch's kids find a box full of memories from their years together. WARNING: Character death!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-10-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & E. Prentiss - Complete
17. Rolling on a River reviews
Well I was watching "Ms Congeniality 2" and this hilarious image came into my head and I had to share it... hope you like
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-8-10 - D. Morgan & E. Prentiss - Complete
18. Picking Dinner reviews
The team's hungry but all hell breaks loose when they try to deside where to get dinner.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-7-10 - Complete
19. Men! reviews
Emily, JJ and Garcia are all pretty pissed at the men on their lives... one shot about their venting Rated T for language, just to be safe
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-30-10 - E. Prentiss & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
20. Disaster Button reviews
There's a bomber on the loose and the BAU have to stop him... but will they get there in time? and what will the out come be? My entry for The Vampire Act's contest, "How will season 5 end?"
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-19-10 - E. Prentiss & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
21. Hangover reviews
Emily comes into work with a hangover worse than the one in Vegas and she can't remember ANYTHING! queue the team to help her remember... well tease her THEN help her remember!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-16-10 - E. Prentiss & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
22. Bathroom Breaks » reviews
Emily wakes up in the middle of he night and needs to use the bathroom, though it's easier said than done! H/P rated T for language epilogue now added due to popular demand
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 4-9-10 - Published: 4-6-10 - E. Prentiss & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
23. Wounded reviews
Well I can't really give a summary or it'll give the story away, but it's worth reading
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-6-10 - E. Prentiss - Complete
24. April Fool's and Strauss! reviews
Emily, Morgan and Reid are pranking people on April Fool's day... what happend when one of their pranks goes wrong?... I just love stories wher Strauss gets hurt, and yup this is one of them stories!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-1-10 - E. Prentiss & S. Reid - Complete
25. Sorry! » reviews
So this is a bunch of one shots about Emily losing her temper at the team while she's pregnant... H/P
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,684 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 3-30-10 - Published: 3-12-10 - E. Prentiss & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
26. Wedding Dress Woes » reviews
JJ, Emily and Garcia are out shopping for JJ's wedding dress, shoes and wedding cake... and there's only two weeks left until the wedding... so JJ's MAD.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-19-10 - Jennifer J./JJ & E. Prentiss - Complete
27. Wrong Shade Of Red reviews
Hotch is meeting Emily's mom for the first since they became a couple and Emily doesn't like the tie he's wearing. H/P of course!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-5-10 - E. Prentiss & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
28. Is That A Hickey! reviews
Emily comes into work with a hickey... but its not her boyfriend who gave it to her?... E/H and E/JJ but not femslash!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-5-10 - E. Prentiss & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
29. Faces from the Past reviews
The team through Elle's eyes eight years after she left the BAU... some spoilers for 100! R&R
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-27-10 - Elle G. - Complete
30. Panicked phone calls and Movies reviews
While the men are gone JJ has a panic attack, but Emily and Garcia are there to help her out... not a great summary, the story is better, I promise ! Read and rate !
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-24-10 - E. Prentiss & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
31. The first time they said it reviews
Emily and Hotch say they love each other for the first time. Just some fluff. read and rate please.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-21-10 - E. Prentiss & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
32. Schools Out! reviews
What happens when four of the BAU's kids are in the same class?... Trouble. Read and Rate H/P JJ/Will G/Kevin R/Austin.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-20-10 - E. Prentiss & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete