Hey! I'm bookLEECH-missionETERNITY. I have four sisters: two older and two younger, with me in the middle. My favorite hobbies are reading, writing, and drawing. I love reading fiction, adventure and romance. I especially like fanstasy and to put a little twist of fiction in whatever I do. I am really excited to hear what other people think of what I write, so please REVIEW my stories.

Just a warning, I will not usually use a lot of characters from the books and use my own characters instead. I don't like taking away a personality, or trying to imitate one, that another person has written. If I don't do the best at imitating those personalities, please don't hate me.

Well, read and enjoy! (Really, read the entire thing. People put up some amazing stuff on their profiles!)

If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are but disagree with). (Okay, I took off alot of these because I have a TON of stuff on my profile, and adding more, but it still makes you think, right?)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo(HahAHA! ahh, funny)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.(well not all A's)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.(I'm myself...end of story)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.(No, I just prefer a cool night to a blazing day. The moon's so much prettier)
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a whimp.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.(just with people I don't know)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.(Labels are for soup cans)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.(Reading is good for you! Stop killing your brain-cells!)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (No, I just know America's evil)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I like MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (SO not, all my friends are in band too)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (It's just so tempting to tell you I'm right, not that your wrong)
I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist.(The flames are just so amazing and it's such a mystery)

I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be a homosexual that's looking for attention.
I like wolfs so I MUST BE A WEREWOLF.
I never show EMOTION, so I MUST be heartless.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, go to your page and copy the whole thing!! :)

Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Are you tired of those 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of truths to our friendship.

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

Even though best friends can be a pain, you know you love them all the same. Friends need to be noticed; if you agree, post this on your profile.

You know you live in 2012 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have Facebook/Skype/text messaging.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing hysterically at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your profile if you fell for it, I did.

I love humor and love to laugh, maybe these Harry Potter jokes will make you laugh:

When Remus J. Lupin rules the world all problems will be solved with chocolate.

First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

Good friends keep your secrets. True friends help you crucio the witnesses.

Sirius Black. Escaped Azkaban. Evaded dementors. Outwitted Ministry. Killed by Drapery.

(Fred and George) Chaos, mayhem, anarchy. Our work here is done.

I learned parseltongue for my foreign language coarse.

You can't tell, but I'm picturing you dying in horrible ways.

I will not scream lumos at the light switch... again.

I will not under any circumstances ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

If a man has two faces and one is Voldemort, it's best to run.

I will not write fanfiction instead of doing my homework. Again.

I will not stay up late every night reading manga.

Humans are like slinkies, basically useless, yet fun to watch fall down stairs.

Funny MLIA (None of these have happened to me but in my opinion these are the best of the best)

A few days ago, my parents were having a rather loud argument. Being
nosy, I decided to eavesdrop a bit. I soon realized they were arguing
on which animal would internally combust in a microwave first: a cat,
a guinea pig, or a hamster. MLIA.

Yesterday, I was in my journalism class with nothing to do. I started
to sing "The roof is on fire" and had just gotten to the end of the
chorus when the fire alarm went off. I am now officially banned from
singing in class. MLIA.

Yesterday, I was flying back to college after Thanksgiving break. When
we were about to land, the pilot came on the loudspeaker and said,
"Sky Goddesses, prepare for landing." I will never call them Flight
Attendants again. MLIA

Today, my grandpa was telling me stories about my mother when she was
my age. One day, he went up to her and her sisters and said, "Ok, we
need to have a discussion about drugs." My mother then interrupted
with "Do you need some? I can get some from someone at school." My
mother can never tell embarassing stories about me again. MLIA.

After reading a MLIA about how kids reacted to finding out Santa
wasn't real, I asked my mom how I reacted. Apparently the first thing
out of my mouth was: "Does this mean God isn't real either?" I was
either the smartest or dumbest child ever. MLIA

Today, I was chatting online with my boyfriend when I got off the
computer for a while to clean the bathroom. I came back and saw he was
still online, so I typed in, RRAWRR! He typed back, Meoww!! We spent
five minutes exchanging animal noises until he finally told me that
this was my boyfriend's dad... Never in my life have a I met an adult
who knows so many animal noises. I have a new hero. MLIA.

Today the phone rang and my dad answered it. He immediately started
singing "You don't have to call anymore, I won't pick up the phone",
and continued the chorus to You're Not Sorry by Taylor Swift. He
proceeded to hang up and just plainly say, "Telemarketer". I freaking
love him. MLIA.

Today I was in math class. Someone who didn't understand the lesson
yelled out "This is really hard!". My teacher turned around and said
"That's what she said." in a very serious voice and continued to write
on the board. I go to an all girls school and my teacher is a nun. MLIA

Today, I was at work. We had a seemingly British customer come in, and
he and I got into a conversation about where we were from. He
mentioned that although he has a British accent (he's from Liverpool),
his mother was Irish. Jokingly, I asked if he was also part
leprechaun, as he was rather short with flaming red hair. He winked at
me, reaching behind my ear to pull out a gold coin. I will never doubt
the existence of leprechauns again. MLIA.

Today, I was getting pizza at a sketchy place downtown with my
boyfriend. The only other people in the place are two thug-y guys
sitting in the back looking threatening. My phone rings, and they both
start singing along. My ringtone? The Billy Nye the Science Guy theme
song. I'm not afraid of thugs anymore. MLIA.

Yesterday, after reading the MLIA about Antidaephobia, I decided to
try it on my friend. I went up to her and asked, "Do you suffer from
antidaephobia?" "What?" "The fear that somewhere a duck is watching
you." She told me it was ridiculous and no one can be afraid of ducks.
Today, I went up to her with a rubber duck and whispered "quack" into
her ear. She screamed and ran into a wall. I win. MLIA

Today, in my Dramatics class, we read a line from a play that had the
word "celibacy" in it. A pregnant girl in our class raised her hand
and asked what that meant. Mr. Wasowski just laughed and continued
with the play. MLIA.

Today, I read a fun fact at my school saying a hippopotamus can fit
four small children in its mouth. I want to know how and why they know
this. MLIA

Today, I tryed out the Google vs. Yahoo war. I typed "Who stole my"
into both sites. Yahoo finished, "who stole my money?" Google finished
"Who stole my dead husband. He was under my pillow and now he's gone."
I'm now cerain that Google wins, and I'm extremely curious about who
keeps a dead husband under their pillow. MLIA.

Today, I woke up to hear my mum screaming loudly. Thinking that she
was struggling with some murderer, I race out of my room to help. I
found her staring at her withered strawberries on Farmville. MLIA.

Today, I was grocery shopping with my mom. I saw this bald man who
looked a lot like Voldemort. As he passed me, I whispered (in what I
thought was pretty silent whisper),"Lord Voldemort, you've returned."
When I turned around for one more glance, he put his finger to his
lips and said "Shhh!" My mom freaked out and asked if I knew him. I
said yes. MLIA.

Today, I was walking down the street in weather so cold that you can
see your breath. Suddenly an old woman started lecturing me on the
consequences of smoking. She started saying stuff like "how bad
smoking is for kids my age." The look on her face when I took a bubble
gum lollipop out of my mouth was priceless. MLIA.

For Thanksgiving I went to my girlfriend's uncle's house. After the
football game, her uncle said he wanted to watch something with blood
and guts. I walked off to get more food, then came back a while later
to see six grown men and no women sitting in the living room watching
Hairspray. MLIA

Today my father and I went to the grocery store. Because we're Bosnian
our dishes usually involve garlic so my father had stocked up enough.
The cashier gave us an odd look and my father just shook his head,
replying with "Just making sure the vampire stalkers stay away from my
daughter. You can never be too safe after seeing that sparkly guy from
Twilight." Love you pops. MLIA.

Today, my mom told me about a habit I had when I was little.
Apparently whenever she took me to the daycare, I would wink at all of
the attractive moms when they came to pick up their children. I was 4.
Way to go little me. MLIA.

Today in Human Geograpy we were talking about the importance of
knowing multiple languages. A know-it-all in the back of the class
raised his hand and said, "I can say goodbye in 5 different
languages!" Without missing a beat, my teacher responded with,
"Congratulations, you've seen The Sound of Music" and continued with
his lesson. MLIA.

Today in language arts, we were supposed to be working on a worksheet.
Instead, me and the people around me had a lenghty discussion of who
would win in a fight Dumbledore, or Edward Cullen. The vote was
Dumbledore: 15 Edward Cullen: 0. Class well spent. MLIA.

Today my boyfriend was at my house while my parents where out for
dinner. I called my mom to ask her something, when my cat( who has the
same name as my boyfriend) crawled into my pants for dance. I yelled,
"CAM GET OUT OF MY PANTS!" and my mom was speechless. After a while
she asked me to put my boyfriend on the phone. After he got off he
told me that my mom congratualted him for getting in my pants. MLIA

Today when I was walking down the street some girl said I looked like
Edward from twilight. To mess with her I went shhh and she started to get
excited and asked for an autograph. I said sure if you keep it quiet.
She gave a pen and paper and I wrote proudly 'Cedric Diggory lives on'
and ran away. MLIA.

Today, I read on MLIA on how someone realized that two years ago, in
the year of the cow, we had mad cow disease. Then in the year of the
chicken, avian flu. And now, in the year of the pig, swine flu. I then
realized that in 2012, it's the year of the dragon. Now I know why
the world is going to end. MLIA.

Yesterday, I was signing into school as I was late. There is a space
for us to write a reason for our lateness. The person before me wrote
'Platform 9 3/4 sealed itself.' I'm seeking out this person. MLIA

Today, I had to meet with my childhood education professor after class
to discuss my immaturity. The reason? She had caught me laughing
uncontrollably over a line in the children's story she read out loud.
Apparently she did not see the humor in the line "Grandma bought
Grandpa a hoe for his birthday." MLIA

Today, I was coming into class late. As I walked to my first period
classroom, a math teacher started chasing me with a nerf gun so I ran
a bit faster. When I got to my room, though, the door was locked so I
looked inside, only to see the lights off and emptiness. The door
creaked open and someone whispered "get in" just before the teacher
caught up to me. Everyone was crouching on the floor, out of sight
from the windows. Turns out we were having a lockdown drill. MLIA.

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see what he was up to. He replied with
"about to get naked, pour hot water on myself, apply chemicals to my
body to remove dead skin and create a pleasant aroma". I may never say
"taking a shower" again. MLIA

Last night I woke up to my little sister talking in her sleep. at
first I thought nothing of it, as she talks in her sleep often, but
then she loudly exclaimed, "My plans are ruined!!" needless to say, I
am now frightened that my seven year old sister is making plans to
take over the world. MLIA

Today, I went Christmas shopping with my Mom and Grandma. Mom was
looking for "Dicks", a hunting and camping store, when my Grandma told
her that it had been closed down because it was an older building. I
said from the backseat "Old Dicks just can't stay up." My mom yelled
at me while my Grandma laughed into hysterics. MLIA

Today, I was sitting in the airport when a little girl asked her dad
how long an hour was. He responded with "two Phineas and Ferbs". MLIA.

Today, my friends were making fun of me for thinking my 30 year old
teacher was rather good looking. On the other hand, they're the ones
in love with a so-called 100 year old vampire. MLIA

Today, I was looking up various colleges and discovered that one
college in particular had a rate of 49 males, and 49 females. I'm
concerned as to what that 2 minority is. MLIA.

Yesterday, I was on Google looking for celebrities that looked like my
friend. So I typed in "Female Celebrities". On page 12 I found a
picture of Zac Efron and Edward Cullen. MLIA.

Today, in my health class, my teacher walked in to our classroom to
find two macho football players chasing each other around the room.
When she got them settled down, she asked them why they were running
around. One of them, almost in tears, said, "He told me the ending to
New Moon!!" I laughed. A lot. MLIA

Today, I realized how truly evil Voldemort is. He turned Cedric
Diggory into Edward Cullen. MLIA

Today I asked my friend why she wanted to watch Twilight so much. She
replied saying with something involving "Taylor Lautner is hot". Then,
I thought about what other movies people watched because the people in
it were hot. Congratulations Twilight, you have the entertainment
value of pornography. MLIA

Has anyone ever wondered why Salazar Slytherin put the entrance to the
Chamber of Secrets in a girl's bathroom? MLIA

Me and my best friend were at the mall together with her parents (Who
are older people) and when her father came up to ask if she was ready
she instead screamed "OH MY GOD! HELP HELP! HE IS OFFERING ME CANDY
AND A RIDE IN HIS VAN!" To which her father picked her up and carried
her outside laughing manically.MLIA

Today, while working at my job as the keeper for the lorikeet exhibit
at the zoo, I got very bored and began singing to myself. The second I
did, 5 birds flew to me and landed across my arms. The little girl who
saw this immediately ran to her mom and yelled "You SEE?? Snow White
IS real!!" and pointed at me. Best moment of my life. MLIA

Today, my mom made me and sisters (all teenagers) get a picture with
Santa. When he asked us our names, the little girl standing in line
behind us said "but santa, i thought you knew everybody's names!
hmmm... must be alzhimers..." Santa was speechless. MLIA

Today, my mom told me that when I was little I used to be deathly
afraid of butterflies, but I liked the ones at the zoo. Why? because
"they were trained not to kill me." MLIA

Here are some phrases I picked up and thought were neat:

You stole my heart, ripped it out, smashed it on the floor, and I smiled because you touched me.

Always listen to your heart because even though it is on you're left, it will always be right.

It’s a harsh climate, the climate of emotion. It’s dark and full of despair. But it can also be filled with light.

I wasn't born yesterday, and neither were you. If you were, congratulations on learning how to read at such a young age Lemony Snicket

Everything here is edible. Even I am edible, but that is cannibalism my children and frowned upon in most societiesCharlie and the Chocolate Factory

Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath. Michael Craine

"So many of us walk with our heads down, looking at the ground. What if we look up? We would see many new, cool and sad things, but in order to do that you have to risk running into something.”

"I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" (Total, Maximum Ride)

"I solemnly swear I am up to no good." (Harry Potter)

"You need people of intelligence for this mission...quest...thing." (Pippin, Fellowship of the Ring)

"It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth." (Morpheus, the Matrix)

"Buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, 'cause Kansas is going bye-bye." (Cypher, the Matrix)

"Blood. Blast. And Fire!" (Cry of the Icemark)

"But why is the rum gone?" (Cap'n Jack Sparrow)

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." (Adam Savage)

"You'll never get out if you don't move forward."-May Bird: The Ever After

Awake from the dream and return to the nightmare. Faerie Path- The Lost Queen

"I hope you're doing this for honor and not for glory" "I need me some glory to have a chance at honor" Merlin's Apprentice

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today. James Dean

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

I smile because you're my sister; I laugh becasue there is nothing you can do about it.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream.

And where most people see mirrors, you see windows. There is always something beyond the glass. Mysterious Benedict Society and the Perilous Journey

Worry about staying alive first. Then worry about how you're going to live.

A healthy person does not torture. Generally it is the tortured who become the torturers.

You've got to know where you've come from. Otherwise, how will you know where you're going? The Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett

She leaned down, and centuries bent with her. Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett

"The secret is not to dream, the secret is to wake up." Wee Free Men

First you get the test, and then afterward you spend years finding out how you passed it. Wee Free Men

To hate you have to care. My Mid school science teacher, Mr. Helmkamp

Boys need to learn how to kill. Girls just need permission. Mr. Helmkamp

Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer. Wintersmith by Terry Pratchett

Not all who wander are lost. J.R.R. Tolkien

Beauty is only skin deep, but hate goes all the way to the bone. Dear Dumb Diary: Never Do Anything, Ever

I see the world in a darker shade of moonlight. Me

When everyone else sees the bright rays of the sun, I see the cool silver rays of the glittering moon: not afraid to reflect other's light, but getting it's own praise indefinately. Me

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore.
Put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent who'd be laughing your head off.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out, ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, ReganBaxter, love is killing me, Rose the pack's Fang, WinterSky10, bookLEECH-missionETERNITY