There's a lot I could put here...

I could say I've been following fanfic for going on 7 years now...

I could say that I've dabbled in writing for almost as long and am still squeamish about posting my own work...

Or I could say that none of that is relevant and let you get on with your lives.

Bring on the fanfic!

General Disclaimer:

Rather than posting this in every chapter every time I update, I'm putting this up here to make certain things plainly clear...

I, in no way, shape or form, own Twilight. Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer. I'm just a wannabe writer that likes to kidnap other people's characters and make them do embarrassing things that are hysterically traumatizing. So yeah. Twilight and its respective contents I no own. Suing me gets you nothing but a 'Here's Your Sign' bumper sticker.

Just pointing out the obvious!

Author's Notes and Information

August 1, 2010

Holy shit, I am so sorry. I've been gone for how many months now? Anyway, I wanted to let everyone know - *crickets chirp*

*coughs*

Right...I just wanted to let those of you who are still following me know that I am still writing 'The Immortal Blunder'! I haven't dropped it, and while I know I'm painfully late with this update, it has been updated. In fact, you might have noticed it was deleted and then re-uploaded - this was done for a reason. While hammering out the last chapter (and planning out the next two and tweaking details here and there) I revamped the prologue to better suit the rest of my writing, now that I've got a firmer grasp on the overall voice for TIB. And rather than trying to edit out all the minor adjustments I had to make through the entirety of what was already posted, I went ahead and just started fresh. Which really sucks for me since I lost my precious reviews along the way. *sighs sadly* But it's progress so I can't be upset too much.

For more good news, I've got this whole week off and will have plenty of time to mash out the next two chapters.

So keep an eye out, people, I'm not dead yet!