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1. Unforgivable reviews

Prompt fill for melusinahp 's One Prompt, Many Writers drabble challenge. (500 words, any pairing) Prompt: "To burn with desire and keep quiet about it is the greatest punishment we can bring on ourselves." ― Federico García Lorca, Blood Wedding and Yerma.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-7-13 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

2. He walked reviews

Harry walked, his eyes on the road instead of the horizon. Flashfic. Gen fic. Canon-compliant.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-3-13 - Harry P. - Complete

3. The Ugly Duckling reviews

Draco is all atwitter when he wakes up on his birthday with a few unexpected feathers. Suspecting foul play, he enlists Harry to help him get rid of his unfortunate birden—er, burden.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,241 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-26-13 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

4. The Shoemaker and the Elves reviews

Draco makes shoes. Or, well, at least he would have done, except they started making themselves, and really, that was quite odd, if he thought about it.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,735 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-14-13 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

5. Tooth Fairy Fights and Wisdom Teeth Wars reviews

Harry never had a visit from the Tooth Fairy when he was a boy, but now that he's had his wisdom teeth pulled, he's tempted to try again. He knows it's silly. Obviously it is. Ridiculous, really. But then, sometimes it feels nice to believe in a little magic. Warnings/Content Notes: Expired potions, excessive silliness, and mild Hufflepuff bashing. May contain nuts and lulz.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,578 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-6-12 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

6. Everything Forgotten To Memory reviews

Harry couldn't remember and Draco knew too much. Or was it the other way around? Harry/Draco, Slash, Rated M. Written for the 2012 Smoochfest on LJ.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,446 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-13-12 - Harry P. & Draco M.

7. Redwood reviews

Draco's friends think his new wand seems awfully familiar, but Draco's positive it's just plain awful. Warnings: Crack comedy, terrible innuendo, and use of the phrase "impossibly hard."

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-30-12 - Draco M. & Harry P.

8. Where the Sun Leads reviews

In the ancient near east, small Israelite villages dot the plains, and survival requires every person to play a part. But in this world of foreordained roles and careful routine, the sudden presence of a stranger changes everything one man has ever known

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,233 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 1-27-12 - Edward & Jasper - Complete

9. Evergreen reviews

Carlisle breathed in the heady air, filled to the brim with evergreen and spice and Christmas and... Edward. Vampires. Slash. Edward, Carlisle, and Christmas.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 12-25-11 - Carlisle & Edward - Complete

10. Ivory and Eyes reviews

A thousand eyes are all singularly focused on him as he prepares to tear each member of the audience apart. If he is lucky, he too will come undone. This fic was written for the Twilight Kink Fest. Warnings: Autagonistophilia, sexual content. AH, Rated M

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-8-11 - Edward - Complete

11. The Hidden Tails of Harry and Draco reviews

Harry turned to Draco across the breakfast table. "I'll have to go away this weekend," he said. It was very nearly the truth... Rated M. Contains absurd quantities of H/D slash, animagus, and fluffity fluffy fluff. And maybe a few laughs.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 11-22-11 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

12. The Missing One reviews

Carlisle got home from the hospital, he toed off his shoes, draped his jacket over the top of his favorite chair, then went upstairs to wait. Vamp. AU. Flash fic written for the Vamp Halloween Fest.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-14-11 - Carlisle - Complete

13. Beaufort reviews

This is the story of Edward. Of choices. And of the wind, which lifts and carries and bends us to its will. Bonds are tested, storms are weathered, and love is the measure against which all must be judged. Slash. Vampires. Edward/Carlisle. Rated M.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 10-24-11 - Edward & Carlisle - Complete

14. Passed in Paris reviews

"You can't escape the past in Paris, and yet what's so wonderful about it is that the past and present intermingle so intangibly..." In Paris, he remembers. Slash. AH. Rated M.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-24-11 - Edward - Complete

15. Said and Not Quite Done: Outtakes & Futuretakes » reviews

This is a series of outtakes and futuretakes to accompany the story "Said and Done". Edward/Jasper slash, vamp/human. Rated M.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,296 - Reviews: 350 - Updated: 9-17-11 - Published: 1-19-11 - Edward & Jasper

16. Lithotripsy & Ballcocks:How Jasper Won the Lottery reviews

Jasper calls on Dr. Edward Cullen, Drain Surgeon, to help him with his leaking hose. Will Edward also fix his broken toilet? An entry for the Slash/Backslash 3.0 contest. Jasper/Edward. Rated M. AH. Comedy/Romance.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 94 - Published: 8-1-11 - Jasper & Edward - Complete

17. An Edward a Day » reviews

A compilation of flash fics featuring a series of different Edwards, different genres, and different pairings. Posted daily ish . Rated M to be safe.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 7-6-11 - Published: 6-30-11 - Edward - Complete

18. The Lighthouse reviews

Salt and rocks. Edward and Jasper. Ocean, tears, and a chance to find their way home. A sequel to the one-shot "Rocky Shores." AH, slash, angst, rated M

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,877 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 5-31-11 - Edward & Jasper - Complete

19. Seamen Extraordinaire reviews

Jasper and Emmett take to the water in: Seamen Extraordinaire. A tale of tight canals, sand-filled crevices, and vampires with little to do but each other. Written for Twilighted's Friday Free For All. Jasper/Emmett slash. Vampires. Crackfic. Rated M.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 4-16-11 - Jasper & Emmett - Complete

20. How could it not have been? reviews

Temptation comes in many forms. Carlisle's thoughts to his mind-reader. Vamp C/E.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-10-11 - Carlisle & Edward

21. A Request Most Profane reviews

Edward loves Jasper's mouth; he just wishes he'd use it to its fullest potential. Jasper/Edward slash. Rated M. Written for the Dirty Talking Jasper contest.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 2-27-11 - Jasper & Edward - Complete

22. Score! reviews

A tie game makes Jasper question the effectiveness of his lucky jersey until he meets a man with lucky socks. A birthday oneshot for SorceressCirce, inspired by her Sunday football tweeting. AH. J/E slash. Warning: May not be safe for Saints fans.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 2-21-11 - Jasper & Edward - Complete

23. Said and done » reviews

Graduate students Edward and Jasper feel the connection, but is it enough to overcome their differences? EdwardxJasper slash, human/vampire love. RATED M.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,077 - Reviews: 1787 - Updated: 1-14-11 - Published: 1-6-10 - Edward & Jasper - Complete

24. Silent Night reviews

Alone with memories of Christmases past, Edward seeks comfort in the embrace of his future. Vampires, slash, Christmas, angst, lemon. EdwardxJasper. Rated M.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 12-5-10 - Edward & Jasper - Complete

25. Observations of a Virginal Vampire » reviews

Edward is spending his 92nd consecutive mating season alone and he's pretty sure it's time for a change. Vampires. Rated M.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 237 - Updated: 11-16-10 - Published: 11-6-10 - Edward - Complete

26. Said and Wept Not reviews

Jasper sits down with a little story you might have read, but Edward has mixed feelings about it. A "Said and Done" outtake in honor of ArcadianMaggie's birthday. EdwardxJasper, vamp/human, slash, rated M

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 10-30-10 - Edward & Jasper - Complete

27. Rocky Shores reviews

Treading water is no longer an option. When a handsome stranger intervenes, will brokenhearted Jasper sink or swim?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 10-2-10 - Jasper & Edward - Complete

28. Duette reviews

There are two sides to every song. Winner of Judges' Pick in the Love for the Unloved - 2010 Contest. AH/AU, Rated M.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,018 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-20-10 - Kate & Garrett - Complete

29. Worth the Climb reviews

Jasper drags Edward camping, but they both end up surprised by what comes out at night. AH, Rated M. Received honorable mention in the Slash Backslash 2.0 contest.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 117 - Published: 8-8-10 - Edward & Jasper - Complete

30. Seven Drops of Rain reviews

Two vampires in love celebrating a birthday of their own. A little drabble arc in honor of OnTheTurningAway's birthday. Jasper/Edward, Slash, Rated M.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-23-10 - Edward & Jasper - Complete

31. Instructions for Bare Hunting reviews

Note: PLOT BUNNY CONTEST ENTRY. The odds that a bear, elk, mountain lion, etc., will survive a vampire attack are quite bad. The exception, of course, is when Jasper and Emmett are doing the hunting. Slash. Rated M for lemons and language.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 6-27-10 - Emmett & Jasper - Complete

32. Bella's Drinking Problem reviews

Newbie vamp Bella has an itty-bitty problem: She just isn't in touch with her new body's needs. Can Edward help her find the instinct within? Bella x Edward. Rated M.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-27-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete

33. Round 3 of the Twilight 25 Challenge: What if? » reviews

These are my drabbles for round three of the Twilight Twenty-Five challenge. They are unrelated to each other, so you've got a little of everything thrown in. Includes many different characters/pairings. Rated M to be safe.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 6-7-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete

34. Jasper and the No Longer Remotely Private Parts reviews

Edward and Jasper have very busy lives, so Edward takes a step to ensure they can spend a special evening together. EdwardxJasper slash. AU/AH, Rated very, very M. One-shot written for the FML Contest at www dot fanfiction dot net/u/2187120/FML Contest

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 68 - Published: 1-19-10 - Jasper & Edward - Complete