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since: 09-30-09, id: 2100838, Profile Updated: 04-23-13
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Pokémon, and Vampire Diaries.

hello!! my name is Sydney and I am going to tell you about myself

fave colors: blue, green and silver

fave animals: tigers

pets: i have had fish... they died, I've had hermit crabs...they died too, but now i have a dog named buster. he hasn't died yet XD

fave books: Harry Potter, Deep and Dark and Dangerous, The Garden of Eve, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and The Huger Games series

i love to read and write, sing, be with my insane friends and just have fun :D

music is my main inspiration. it has given me so many ideas for stories that are in the making at this moment. I shouldn't post them though until i finish my story in progress or else i wont make much progress.

i love all kinds of music and my play list is chaos and mishmash. One of my favorite singers is Christina Grimmie. she is a youtube singer that became famous and sounds better without all the auto-tune crap. she only uses auto-tune for funny songs


links

Isabella Salvatore: Love, Heartbreak and Brothers- links

http://www.whiteflash.com/articlefiles/gi_2121_g.jpg - The ring ( not the same i origionally wanted, but the closest it will get)

http://www.myinstyleshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/strapless-wedding-dresses-with-green-embellishments.jpg - Isabella's Dress

http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=curly%20black%20hair%20girl&order=9&offset=72#/d2vorgm - Isabella Salvatore

Daughter of the Sun - links

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSlxKm4Z-W1FZqnA920WY_wy9IGQwb_0EAyiRVCJtcQd1out47wOxXZSIklg -- Aria Varsonello

http://www.wellspringsdermaspas.com/brunette_woman.jpg -- Tori Varsonello AKA Aria's mom

http://www.greatpriceshere.com/Images/olsen-twins.jpg -- Kat (left) and Val (right)

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/sazonov/sazonov0910/sazonov091000076/5627531-teen-girl-on-white.jpg -- Clarisse la Rue

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/tonobalaguer/tonobalaguer1010/tonobalaguer101000318/8118110-student-little-school-girl-homework-on-laptop-computer-silver-background.jpg -- Annabeth Chase

http://www.flash-screen.com/free-wallpaper/uploads/201003/thus/1269485527_470x353_girl-wears-hat-wallpaper.jpg -- Calliope Fields

Dragon Princess- links

http://www.polyvore.com/untitled/set?id=67194601 -- Kya's Kanto outfit

http://www.polyvore.com/untitled_10/set?id=67197824 -- Orange Islands outfit

http://www.polyvore.com/untitled_12/set?id=67203538 -- Kya and Paul outfits Kya's first trip to Sinnoh

http://www.polyvore.com/untitled_13/set?id=67205112 -- Kya's outfit when she goes to Johto for a visit and meets Lance

http://www.polyvore.com/untitled_11/set?id=67199628 -- Kya's Hoenn outfit


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded


WHY BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT

There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.

The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma.

Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney.

Courtney liked jack also.

Well, of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.

Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to.

One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.

Ashley heard everything...what movie theater and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney.

Ashley sat right behind them.

She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater.

Courtney told Jack: "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied": "Hell, yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window.

Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there.

For the next few days Ashley wasn't there.

A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much.

Next to Ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you.

I never thought you would do something like this to me.

I really loved you, Jack.

I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley.

Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.
Thank you.


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


What makes life 100 percent?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)


You say Pink
I say Black
You say Hollister
I say Hot Topic
You say Jonas Brothers
I say Fall Out Boy
You say prep
I say me myself and i
You say Hannah Montanna
I say Evanesence
You say Superman
I say Jacob Black
You say I'm a freak
I say Thanks.


Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did
What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight As',
I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said goodbye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go,
But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun,
He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny,
Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy;
That I love him very much,
And please tell Chris; my boyfriend;
That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister;
That she is the only now,
And tell my dear sweet Grandmother;
I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends;
That they always were the best,
Mommy, I'm not the first,
I'm no better then the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers;
I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this,
And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me?
No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others,
Mommy, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy, tell the doctors;
I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor,
Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying,
With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy, please remember,
I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy, I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack,
Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I'm not coming back.

I wanted to go to college,
I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy;
On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married,
I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress,
Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy, I'm must go now,
The time is getting late,
Mommy tell my boyfriend,
I'm sorry, but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have,
I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is,
"Mommy, I love you"

--In Memory Of The School Shootings--
If this poem touched you in any way, please pass it
on. And even if it didn't, pass it on just for the
memory of the innocent children

May need a tissue


girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

AAAHHH, THE BOY IN THAT IS THE BESTEST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy or I'm an ugly nerd with glasses.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be really fobby.
I'm JAPANESE, so I MUST dress like people in animes
I'm FILIPPINO, so I MUST be extremely gorgeous.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be having sex with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER (with video games), so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA, he was...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having a problem


Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California of Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat!)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!


I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (or Twilight), who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

This is my life in a nutshell.

And i am oh so Proud of it! :P


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! (:D. . . lg1514. . . .)

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak.


1. YOUR REAL NAME: Sydney

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Sydizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Blue Tiger

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Black Dr. Pepper

5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: Yanonje

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name: Rose Gene

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Buster

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Mango Sickness

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Silver Hook

10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: Adeline Dingledine

11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: Gwasy

12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: Strawberry Snicker-doodle


Remembering the Past Defense Against The Dark Arts Professors:

QUIRINUS QUIRRELL Succumbed to a terminal case of Extra-Cranial Voldemortitus.

GILDEROY LOCKHART Own worst enemy. Literally. (Rendered an amnesiac by own spell.)

REMUS LUPIN Outed as werewolf; quit before the parental lynch mob could form.

ALASTOR MOODY Resigned to fight Death Eaters after being impersonated by one.

DOLORES UMBRIDGE Undermined in the Great Weasley-Twin Rebellion.

SEVERUS SNAPE ''Person of interest'' in Dumbledore's homicide.


Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

no. i really like it though! this site on the other hand...

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?

Yep.

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?

Yeppers

What’s Hermione’s?

Jean

What’s Ron’s?

Bilius

What’s Harry’s?

James

What’s Ginny’s?

Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies?

Yes

Read All The Books?

Yes

What Do You Think Of JKR?

Absolutely fantastically epically awsomefully amazing

Favorites

Weasley?

either Charlie or the twins (cant choose who's better between those two XD)

Character, Overall?

Sirius

Female character

Tonks

Male Charcter?

Sirius

Group Of Characters?

The Marauders of course!

Adult?

Sirius... again...

Professor?

Moony duh!

Ship?

FemHarry/either Sirius or Draco

Spell?

Accio, it would summon anything i need!!!

Sweet?

Bertie Botts Every-Flavored Beans

Place?

very seriously the Dursley's house bursts out laughing just kidding! Hogsmade

Weasley Twin?

Fred even if he broke my heart when he died :'(

Product?

10 second pimple vanisher; that would be epic

Shop?

WWW

Least Favorites

Weasley?

Percy

Character, Overall?

Bellatrix. she just irks me... and plus she killed Sirius!!

Female?

Bellatrix

Male?

Quirrel. he was just plain annoying!

Adult?

bellatrix... again

Student?

Marietta Edgecomb

Spell?

Cruciatus curse. Bellatix's fave. i see no point in causing pain and tourture to anyone

Book?

DH

Ship?

voldy/luna. i made that up on the spot

Sweet?

Chocolate Frogs. i dont care if they arent really frogs, i would never be able to eat one cause i would think i was eating a frog

Death Eater?

BELLATRIX

Shop?

Borgin and Burkes

Place?

Knockturn Alley

Professor?

Umbridge

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?

eh i could do without it

Harry/Hermione?

Happy dances around the room :)

Harry/Ginny?

not as cute but still cute :)

Harry/Luna?

love em

Harry/Pansy?

D: I think you want me to vomit

Ron/Lavander?

ditto her lovey doveyness sickens me

Ron/Luna?

its okay

Ron/Pansy?

D: I think you want me to vomit again

Ron/Fleur?

NO

Hermione/Krum?

dont really care for it

Hermione/Draco?

love it :)

Hermione/FredORGeorge?

love them too

James/Lily?

love love love

Lily/Snape?

only if its well written

Lily/Sirius?

No. never. not ever.

Lily/Lupin?

ditto

Tonks/Lupin?

awesome :)

Draco/Pansy?

ewwww

Fred/Angelina?

i dont care for it

Bill/Fleur?

great couple

Harry/Cho?

gross...

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?

Harry

Hermione or Ginny?

Ginny

Neville or Seamus?

Neville

Snape or Slughorn?

Snape

Fred or George?

Fred

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Hermione

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

kindove a tie... but i guess i would choose Harry/Hermione

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

Ron/Luna

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Mione!!

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?

ButterBeer

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?

Three Broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

James/Lily

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

Hogsmeade

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Hogsmeade

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?

Malfoy Manor

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?

Bertie Botts

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?

Witch Weekly

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Barty

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?

Gryffindor

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?

No

Ever cried while reading one of the books?

Yes

A Movie?

Yes

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?

Yes

Been To A Fansite?

Yes

Been to JKR’s Site?

Yes

Have You Ever Roleplayed?

No

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?

No

Did you use to have an absurd theory?

Yes

What was it?

Hermione was really a pureblood that had been taken from her family by dumbles and got put under a glamor and is really dracos twin

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?

dont have one

Did it/ Does it work?

yep

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?

no

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?

No

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Initials?

No

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

Yes

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike?

Yes

Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?

a little bit cause then harry would be with someone alot like his mom that looks like his mom too...

Do you know what fanfiction is?

Yes... are you on crack?

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?

Obviously! i'm on one right now! again i ask, are you on crack?

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?

No Dip Sherlock

What site?

This one you idiot

Do you write fanfiction?

Yes

Do you like to write fanfiction?

Yes

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?

theres harry potter candy?!?! i want some!

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?

Not really, just some

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?

No :(

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?

no

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?

None really

Do You Agree With This?

What Are They?

Do you object to being Called By them?

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?

I.AM.NOT.OBSESSED.

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?

nope

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?

Some

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?

seriously. im not obsessed

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?

Of course!

Have you re-read the books?

Yes

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?

no

Have You Had An RP Party?

nope

Do You Want To?

not really

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?

No

Have You Ever Wrote One?

if some charactors being in a band counts as a musical then yes

Do You Want To?

i dont know. i think i have one already

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?

no

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it

yep

Are You Going To Write One?

i think i already have

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?

Yes!

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?

No, that is practically impossible.


Harry Potter quiz

Name you favorite Harry Potter characters 1-10

1. Sirius

2. James

3. Remus

4. Tonks

5. James Sirius

6. Draco

7. Fred

8. Charlie

9. Lily

10. Voldemort

1. Have you ever read a one/four romance?Would you?

Tonks and Sirius *shudders* no, personally, I don't like incest

2. What would be your reaction if six wanted to go out with ten?

Draco and Voldemort?!? that scares me. it really does.

3. What would be the description for an eight/Three fic?

Remus and Charlie. charlie giving Remus a talk about how if he hurts Tonks he will personally kill him

4. What genre would you pick for a fic involving two,five, and nine?

James, Lily and James Sirius? Family/Humor

5. If seven played a sport, what would it be?

Lets think, wat sport would Fred play...? Quittich duh

6. Where would two and four go if they were dating?

James and Tonks?? weird but i think it would be a Quittich game

7.Do you or anyone you know think six is hot?

If he was a person? Yes I probably would, but as he isn't, no, I do not think so but lots of hogwarts girls think so

8.Would you read an eight/five fic?

Charlie and James Sirius? if it was a Family fic or something along those lines. i dont do incest or slash

9. What would be the warning on a ten/seven fic?

voldemort and fred... XD violence, insanity and craziness! oooh and madness of a prank war!!

10. Four is in a happy relationship with Nine, until nine runs off to marry five. Four is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Eight until Eight cheats on four with Two. Four finally takes the advice of one and settles into a happy relationship with three.

Tonks is in a happy relationship with Lily, (WTH? EWWW) until Lily runs of to marry James Sirius (WTF?!? HER GRANDSON! gross...). Tonks is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Charlie (sad... i always liked that paring) until Charlie cheats on Tonks with James. (WTF?!? HE'S DEAD!) Tonks finally takes the advice of Sirius and settles down into a happy relationship with Remus. (at least that one is see able)

That was weird

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Another Harry Potter quiz thingy

Name you favorite Harry Potter characters 1-10

1. Sirius

2. James

3. Remus

4. Tonks

5. James Sirius

6. Draco

7. Fred

8. Charlie

9. Lily

10. Voldemort

Have you read a 5/10 fic before?

James Sirius/Voldemort- uuuuh no.

Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

i dont think so in the movies but maybe he is in his hogwarts years in the books

What do you think would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

if Draco got Sirius pregnant people would think Sirius was really a girl and the two of them were insesties

Do you recall any good fics about 9?

Lily- yep, alot actually

Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

James and Fred= ABSOLUTELY NOT!

What is a better couple? 4 and 8 or 4 and 9?

Tonks and Charlie. no contest.

What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

If Fred discovered Remus and Charlie in a seacret relationship- He'd be completely grossed out and tease Charlie for the rest of his life.

Make a twenty word summary for a 2 and 6 fic.

hmmmm... Draco Malfoy accidentaly breaks a time-turner and ends up in the Marauder era with Hermione and finds unexpected friendship

Is there such thing as a romantic fluff story for 4 and 10?

Tonks/Voldemort- maybe if Voldy was OOC but probably not

Suggest a title for a 1 and 5 hurt/comfort fic.

James Sirius and Sirius? Ghost's of the Past

What kind of plot would you use for 4 and 1?

Tonks and Sirius - A prank war between cousins is tolerable... unless it's between a Marauder and a Metamorphagus, that is...

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?

not really a slash but no not that i know of... i hope not!


I solemnly swear that Fred never died and George wears blue boxers! I am a member of the Twin Exchange.



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