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| AkamaiMom |
Author has written 43 stories for Stargate: SG-1. A profile? You want a profile? There's not much to say. I am a happily married mom of 6, aged 13 years down to six months. I live in the outskirts of Phoenix, AZ, but I grew up in Hawaii. I'm a stay at home mom and I own a small machine quilting business (Akamai Quilts--Akamai means 'clever' in Hawaiian.) My husband was the first SG-1 addict, and I got into it one day while sitting with him on the couch binding a quilt. He was watching a little episode called, "Window of Opportunity". I was instantly hooked. I borrowed the first seasons from one of the guys at my husband's job, then ended up going to Costco one day and buying every season available. I watched the first five seasons in just a few weeks. My husband and I now quote lines to each other (Our favorite? O'Neill to airman--"It's a "blast door'." But you gotta do it with the finger quotes.). Friends of ours who don't "get it" think we're a little weird. This writing thing has been so much fun--I was an English Lit major in college (you can't tell, right?) and thoroughly enjoyed my creative writing classes, but had kind of forgotten that in the maelstrom that is motherhood and Real Life. So this has been a return to a real first love. And what has made it fun is sharing it with people who have enjoyed it. So, just a gentle reminder, reviews are fun and appreciated and spur on more stories. As a side note to all of you who read and review, please know that I appreciate each and every one. I try to respond to each review--although every once in a while, one will slip past me--so if you DON'T want a response, just let me know, and I will cease and desist. I'm just trying to let you know that your efforts are truly met with gratitude, and on these anonymous forums, it's hard to get that point across sometimes. :) Having said that, I've missed some in the past several months--and I apologize for that. I'm just now crawling back into the real world after having had the baby. For all of you who are wondering what has happened to me--I've just been slammed with REAL LIFE lately. Kids are out of school, my business has been CRAZY NUTS busy, and we're trying to get our schedule back into whack after the arrival of baby #6. So--please be patient with me! There are so many great stories whirling around in my head! I just need more hours in the day to let them out! So I quilt on client projects much of the day. I clean and cook, and I do laundry, and put on band-aids. I take the dog out and help with homework. I change diapers. But sometimes, when the light is just right and the world is a bit slow, I gaze across the horizon and see a Ha'Tak vessel looming large. Then I pull on my SGC BDUs, grab my Zat and P-90 and go out to take on the Goa'uld. -O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O Apparently, I've started a series. . . Glinda Baldrich made her appearance in my Stargate universe and has just kept coming back. Because I'm not compiling these as a single story, I'll list them here in order of how they should be read. Two Sheets (She's actually not in this story, but she is in the sequel/second chapter. . .but it's the de facto start of her arc for various reasons.) Secretarial Pool The Little Legume of Hope Taken Basket Cases Reel Trouble (She's not in this one, either, but it fits in the arc, anyway. . .) One Blanket Meeting the Bean I'm sure that she'll make more appearances, as will her new "friend". Who knew that I would have so much fun with this little old lady? | |||||||
1. More Team Building » reviewsWhat does the team do when they're not saving the world? They're regular people-oh yeah, and one Jaffa. This is the second installment in the series-a sequel of sorts to "Team Building". Just conversations about nothing. Each ficlet reads complete.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,420 - Reviews: 153 - Updated: 12-2-12 - Published: 3-16-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter2. Paradise Reborn » reviewsThe team returns to Paradise for a celebration and instead encounters a nightmare. Separated from each other and cut off from the 'Gate, can they discover the island's darkest secrets? And can they survive them? Sequel to "Paradise Bound".Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,462 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 7-16-12 - Published: 8-25-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter3. Passing Torches reviewsO'Neill and Carter have long since moved on from the SGC, but can they give up "SG-1"? Inspired by a random comment made at a recent convention-a plot bunny that wouldn't be denied. Be gentle-I'm easing back into this writing thing.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 4-30-12 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete4. A Taste of Home reviewsDrabbled Fluff. Sam's back in DC with Jack, and they share a moment over breakfast. Established relationship. Fluffy fluff.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 4-16-11 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete5. Blow the Man Down reviewsIt's Halloween, and Sam's decided to dress up to take little Ben out Trick-or-Treating. The question is, will Jack survive her costume choice? Ahoy, mateys, you're in for a fluffy ride! Jack and Sam established relationship.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 3-31-11 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete6. Strategy reviewsJack's been awarded his second star and it's had a few-interesting-effects on his wife. A frisky, fluttery guttery? At least for me. . . one-shot of Sam and Jack in an established and loving relationship.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-13-11 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete7. Secret Santa reviewsTricked into participating, O'Neill finds himself in a bit of a bind during the SGC Secret Santa. Angsty Christmas fluff. Sam and Jack with a little bit of Pete just to make it interesting.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 12-27-10 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete8. Drifting reviewsThere were things left over from the mind stamp that time couldn't quite erase. Months after coming home, on a cold Christmas Eve, Sam's still trying to figure it all out, and Jack is the only one who can help. Angsty fluff, Sam and Jack.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 12-17-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete9. Gifted reviewsThey'd decided on no gifts. Well, at least, Sam had. Jack, however, has other plans. Can he get Sam to play along? Fluffy Christmas morning fic, inspired by a GW conversation about something completely different. Sam/Jack very established.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-16-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete10. Deserving You reviewsJack and Sam and a couch and a conversation about precisely nothing. Sweet, sweet nothing. Unabashed fluff. Unapologetic squee-worthy cotton-candy-like fluff. Enjoy!Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 11-20-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete11. The Tao of Pie reviewsA barren base, a grumpy Colonel, and a lamentable lack of pie. How's that for a cruddy Thanksgiving? Can a certain major help with that? Or will she just add to O'Neill's woes? GW Shipsgiving fic. Angsty fluff. Enjoy!Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-20-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete12. Frets and Strums reviewsHas Sam lost her chance with Jack? After a disastrous trip to Minnesota, and months spent separated by a continent, it might take their shared love for a troubled girl to bring them back together.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 10-21-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete13. Plumbing Problems » reviewsGlinda arrives with food! to help out at the O'Neills, only to find things not flowing very smoothly. Jack and Sam are at odds with each other-and with the past. Jack/Sam established. Angsty realistic fluff.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 10-9-10 - Published: 10-8-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete14. All's Fair reviewsO'Neill's having a hard time staying awake-until Carter decides to help. Fluffy fun. Sam and Jack silliness. Emry Wild, this one's for you.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-3-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete15. Cracks in the Glass reviewsDoctor Carter has stepped through the mirror-seeking refuge from her ravaged world. Her presence forces Sam and Jack to question their own decisions. Sam and Jack focused episode enhancement to "Point of View".Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 9-29-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete16. Pass Interference reviewsWhat do patriotic red-blooded Americans do on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Watch football, of course. Only Jack's not too sure about Sam's favorite team. . . Sam/Jack established. Drabble-fluffy, fluffy drabble.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-20-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete17. Overheard reviewsSam's sitting in the commissary, minding her own business. She really isn't trying to eavesdrop-it just kind of happens. Sam/Jack implied. Nothing more than another little fluffy drabble.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 9-14-10 - S. Carter - Complete18. Synchronicity reviewsThey've got a thing. And it just kind of works. Sam/Jack established. Fluffy drabble. I've edited it since I first posted it.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-10-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete19. Clear reviewsTwilight, and a certain General has something to say. Drabble. Fluff. Frabble? Enjoy! Sam/Jack established.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-3-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter20. Pulling Strings reviewsSam wants to go shopping, and Jack has other ideas. Just a short, silly, little drabble. Nothing too momentous-truly-there's not too much to it. Sam/Jack established. Inspired by a comment on Gateworld. Fluffity fluff fluffy fluff. I warned you. :Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 8-27-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete21. Meeting the Bean » reviewsGlinda's back-and this time she's headed for a very important meeting. But when things don't go just as expected, will she find help from a stranger? Sam/Jack established, however this story is very Glinda-centric. Sweet fluff.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,156 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 8-24-10 - Published: 8-20-10 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete22. Crawl from the Chasm reviewsAfter Jack's experiences in Ba'al's Abyss, he struggles to find peace. Angsty Jack/Sam Ship.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 7-28-10 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete23. Tooled reviewsGoggles, a lumpy mattress, and a mysterious noise. And what's with all the dust? Established Jack/Sam fluff.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 7-28-10 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete24. Eating Elephants reviewsTheir attempt to reach the Asgard has failed, and Sam and Jack find themselves heading back to the Mountain. Redemption, Part One scene insert. Angsty ship with a modicum of fluff.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-12-10 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete25. Taken » reviewsIn a flash of blue, Glinda finds herself bound in the darkness accompanied by someone else. Who is their captor? And what does he want? As promised, Glinda embarks on an adventure! Sam/Jack established.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,690 - Reviews: 525 - Updated: 6-29-10 - Published: 4-18-10 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete26. The Price of One » reviewsSam is back in her own body, after having been nearly overwritten by the Entity. Now she and her team must deal with the consequences of their decisions, and Sam must learn at what price she has been saved. Season 4-hinted UST.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,292 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 4-15-10 - Published: 3-29-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete27. The Pier reviewsPost Threads. There's a little cabin on a fishless pond, a wooden pier, and two people with a decision to make. Sam/Jack ship-and a goodly amount of fluff, as well.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 4-11-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete28. Random Singing reviewsSam is watching something-different-and Jack just has to know why. Short little ficlet inspired by another GW prompt. Sam/Jack established, and fluffy.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 4-4-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete29. Basket Cases reviewsIt's Easter, and Glinda Baldrich has been charged with getting her General to an important meeting on time. But as usual, Jack's not cooperating. And oh yeah-why is his hair green? Sam/Jack established, and fluffy.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 4-3-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete30. The Little Legume of Hope reviewsGeneral O'Neill's secretary is back-with a sullen boss, a green Colonel, and a hopeful lima bean. Sam/Jack established. Fluff, Angst, and the barest hint of gutter.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 3-20-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete31. Reel Trouble reviewsJack's on the hunt and Sam finds him in a compromising position. A silly little tale inspired by Trinity's mental wanderings on Gateworld not by Pol as it states in the story-D'oh! . Sam/Jack established.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-15-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete32. Secretarial Pool reviewsGeneral O'Neill's secretary can't quite figure out what's wrong with her new boss. Written in exchange for another awesome video from Devilish Me on Gateworld.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 3-12-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete33. Team Building » reviewsSometimes, it's all about size. And sometimes, it's all about color. A series of one-shots, but each reads as complete. Just conversations that don't really have anything to do with anything.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,181 - Reviews: 201 - Updated: 3-10-10 - Published: 12-31-09 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete34. Two Sheets, One Blanket » reviewsTwo distinctive first kisses, at two different times. Unabashed shippy Sam/Jack fluffiness.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 3-5-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete35. Paradise Bound » reviewsA mission to Paradise goes horribly wrong. Sam is now missing on an island with a secret danger, and her team must push themselves to the limit in order to bring her back home.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,511 - Reviews: 233 - Updated: 3-3-10 - Published: 1-23-10 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete36. Obese Children Wielding Arrows reviewsValentine's Day fluffy angsty comedy-there's really no other description possible. Written for Valenship on Gateworld. Enjoy!Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 2-12-10 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete37. Jack and Sam and Bill and Ted and Jerry? reviewsDitty inspired by GW conversation. Unabashedly shippy, fluffy, and sweet? With apologies to Bill and Ted. And Jerry Maguire. . .?Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-9-10 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete38. Controlled Remotely reviewsWritten as a challenge of sorts on GW. Sam/Jack established. What they do when they're not doing anything at all. With apologies to The Big Bang Theory.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-1-10 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete39. After the Rise » reviewsAfter Orlin ascends, Sam is left clouded in questions and suspicion. What will it take for her team to believe in her again? And how will she learn to trust in O'Neill once more?Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,394 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 1-18-10 - Published: 1-9-10 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete40. Bicycles After Dinner reviewsWhat should she call him now that it's allowed? A first date fic.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 1-16-10 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete41. Passing Time » reviewsBetween Heroes and Threads. How does someone deal with being broken in every way possible? Is it even possible to heal? Jack/Sam, but everyone will show up sometime or another.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,429 - Reviews: 201 - Updated: 1-3-10 - Published: 11-19-09 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete42. The Wizard of Mazd » reviewsSam's in a foul mood, and the guys are giving her the silent treatment. Heck of a way to start a mission. And what's with the gold shoes?Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,257 - Reviews: 177 - Updated: 11-20-09 - Published: 10-8-09 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete43. Waiting » reviewsBetween Nemesis and Small Victories. More than a week unaccounted for. If they were my characters, here's what might have happened.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 10-6-09 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete
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