Rhov
PM . Follow . Favorite . Feed
since: 10-05-09, id: 2105530, Profile Updated: 02-23-13
country: USA
Author has written 46 stories for Yankee-kun to Megane-chan/ヤンキー君とメガネちゃん, Quantum Leap, Naruto, One Piece, Fairy Tail, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Kuroshitsuji.

Hi, I'm Rhov (rhymes with rose). That's not the name on my birth certificate, but I've been called "Rhov" for 12 years and answer to it in real life, so it's pretty much how the majority of people know me. I'm a storyteller and musician. My weapons are the pen and the trombone. That makes for a dangerous combo attack.

About me:
I'm a female Oregonian, somewhere over 25 years old, married to my Prince Charming, no kids, but I have a huge black cat, my "baby panther." I began writing plays at the age of 6 and published my first work at 11. I entered writing contests throughout school, winning cash prizes and a trip to the U.S. Capitol. In college, I majored in English and Music with a focus on creative writing and music theory. I play trombone in a local symphonic band and was recently promoted to first part...not bad considering I'm half the age of all the other trombonists, AND A GIRL! Take that! XD My first writing job was composing speeches for my dad's union bigwigs. I was an editor for a time, but I hate stress and deadlines. I now write grant proposals for non-profit organizations. I'm currently about to publish my first novel. More info on that when it happens.

I like writing, playing trombone, photography, sailing, bird-watching, genealogy, coin collecting, researching random crap, reading webcomics and manga, collecting tie pins from every cool place I visit, and dressing up as a pirate to pillage the pubs of Portlandia. My dream is to one day be able to live off of being a writer. Yeah, I know, "To dream the impossible dream," but hey, I'm ambitious and stubborn.


EXTRAS
* Holding Hands - fanart by InfinityAngel92, for Warm, Rough, and Gentle.
* A Present For Loke - gift fic from AJLovesKakashi, my favorite "Loke on catnip" theme.
* My poem Merry Christmas, Fairy Tail was recited for the 2011 Christmas special for Fairy Tail Podcast. What a great Christmas gift!
* Girl-In-A-Tiger-Kimono turned my poem The Stars Sing For You into a song. So cute!
* Starry Knight - a Stargate: SG1 and Knight Rider 2008 crossover written by my husband. It's his first attempt at writing a fanfic, so give him your support.

Other websites with my creative works:
Blogspot - http://robynsnest.blogspot.com/
DeviantArt - http://rhov.deviantart.com/
LiveJournal - http://rhov.livejournal.com/
Nanowrimo - http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/participants/rhov
Tumblr - http://brujarhov.tumblr.com/
Twitter - https://twitter.com/BrujaRhov


10 RANDOM FACTS

1) I have dyslexia (ABC looks like BCA), dyscalculia (123 looks like 312), and sound-color synesthesia (I "hear colors and see sounds"). My world is an interesting, mixed up place.
2) I have OCD and an obsession with round numbers. All of my stories' wordcounts (even individual chapters) land on either 5's or 10's. I'm giddy when they land on 100's.
3) My hair is past my knees.
4) I play trombone, French horn, trumpet, euphonium, tuba, tenor bugle, mellophone, flute, piccolo, clarinet, tenor saxophone, piano, acoustic and electric guitar, recorder, accordion, marimba, timpani, and various percussion instruments. I love trombone best.
5) I have never cried in a movie, but I do cry listening to music.
6) I speak English, Middle English, and Spanish. I studied Italian, but I'm not fluent. I can sort of read German and French. My best friend in 2nd grade taught me Swedish but I've since forgotten most of it. I'm slowly learning Japanese, Gaelic, and American Sign Language on my own. I've invented 4 languages for fantasy novels.
7) I'm naturally left-handed but learned to write right-handed thanks to a superstitious kindergarten teacher.
8) I've performed in bands throughout the West Coast, from Washington to the Mexican border: Seattle, Portland, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Sacramento, Palm Springs, San Diego, Disneyland, Knott's Berry Farm, Crystal Cathedral, and at the Hollywood Bowl. I've acted as a trombone-tooting extra for two movies, a TV show, a FOX Family Channel commercial, and a Sprung Monkey music video. I marched 8 times in the Hollywood Christmas Parade.
9) I'm terrified of balloons.
10) I used to work in Hollywood. I once had a TV role acting in my underwear. The whole nation got to see me playing Sousa on the trombone in a blue bra. I will never do that again!


"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." - E.L. Doctorow


1. I'd Freeze the Heavens for You » reviews
In a desperate race against time, Gray runs frantically through a massive magical labyrinth, facing monsters and slow starvation, to get Lucy back from a derange wizard. With each twist in the maze, he slowly discovers warm feelings he's been trying to suppress for a long time.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,945 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 5-10-13 - Published: 2-25-13 - Gray F. & Lucy H.
2. We Are Boston, We Are West, We Are Americans reviews
The Boston Marathon Bombing. The fertilizer plant explosion in West, Texas. America is having a hell of a week. Yet where there is pain, there is strength. A dedication to my friends who were running the Boston Marathon that day, and my cousins living near West. Be strong!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-27-13 - America & England/Britain - Complete
3. Under Where reviews
Natsu thinks he has some solid logic on the problem of wearing panties. Too bad Lucy doesn't agree, and she's willing to show him why underwear is better than nothing. Rated T for ecchi stuff.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-23-13 - Natsu D. & Lucy H. - Complete
4. One Piece of the Past reviews
What if you could take one piece of your past and bring it back into the present? What...or who...would you pick? Luffy faces perhaps the most challenging choice of his life.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-9-13 - Luffy & Ace - Complete
5. Sun Shines on the Bed reviews
Natsu waits in Lucy's bedroom to greet her after being gone a long time. When the rising sun shines on her golden hair, he can't wait for her to wake up on her own. He wants to see her smile once more. NaLu fluffy drabble.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-3-13 - Natsu D. & Lucy H. - Complete
6. The Picture Frame reviews
When Natsu gets sick, Lucy goes to his house to take care of him. While cleaning his messy home, she happens to see whose picture the dragon slayer keeps by his bed... with mysterious lip-like smudge marks on the glass!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 2-22-13 - Natsu D. & Lucy H. - Complete
7. Juviella reviews
Once upon a time, Juviella lived with her sweet but demonic stepmother, and her kind but love-rival stepsisters, forced to do the cleaning since she knew water magic, until the day her fairy godmother Mavis gives her ice slippers so she can attend Prince Gray-sama's ball. A cute Gruvia twist to the classic Cinderella fairy tale.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-16-13 - Juvia L. & Gray F. - Complete
8. Valentine's Day with the Connells reviews
When Lucy needs advice on finding "Mister Right," she turns to Fairy Tail's newest married couple for some words of wisdom. Alzack and Bisca Connell are now life-long valentines. So who is Lucy waiting for on this romantic Valentine's Day?
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-14-13 - Alzack C. & Bisca M. - Complete
9. No Ramen for Breakfast reviews
Kushina is pregnant and suffering from food cravings. Right now, she really, REALLY wants some ramen. A cute pregnancy moment between Minato and Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-14-13 - Kushina U. & Minato N. - Complete
10. Cold, Gray Winter reviews
In the middle of a blizzard, Lucy knocks on Gray's door, her face bruised, barely holding back tears. The comfort he gives her that night can either melt their hearts, or freeze their souls.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,300 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 1-3-13 - Gray F. & Lucy H. - Complete
11. 12 Days of Fairy Tail reviews
Come celebrate all 12 days of Christmas with the cast of Fairy Tail (and Hiro Mashima sings!) Parody of the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas."
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-24-12 - Team Natsu & Loke/Leo - Complete
12. Warm, Rough, and Gentle reviews
"It's a hand I know well, a touch I've felt numerous times, yet tonight, under the stars and a crescent moon, his hand feels so huge, protective, and possessive." NaLu cute fluff.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-17-12 - Natsu D. & Lucy H. - Complete
13. Bob and Gray reviews
Based during Episode 140. Blue Pegasus is transporting the defeated Fairy Tail members on the skyship Christine. While Gray lies unconscious, Master Bob cares for the beaten teen. The guild master's attraction toward young boys is put to the test as the sleeping half-naked ice wizard proves to be immensely tempting. Crack...very crack.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-6-12 - Bob & Gray F. - Complete
14. Eye of the Beholder reviews
19th century United Kingdom, a group of Irish terrorists known as Fairy Tail is led by the eyepatch-wearing leader "Titania" Erza. When their next target is the rich heiress Lucy Heartfilia, the Queen sends Ciel Phantomhive to investigate.
Crossover - Fairy Tail & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-13-12 - Erza S. & Loke/Leo - Complete
15. 夏の恋 Natsu No Koi: Summer Love reviews
It's summertime for Fairy Tail, and Jellal lets them use an island owned by Crime Sorcière for one wild, crazy, love-filled beach party... FAIRY TAIL style! Written for a contest featuring 11 pairings! Jerza, NaLi, Gruvia, LoLu, LaxMi, Gajvy, Elfgreen, AlBis, RoWen, UltearxMeredy, HappyxCharle. Welcome to the "Natsu No Koi," Summer Love!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-4-12 - Jellal F./Siegrain & Erza S. - Complete
16. Fairy Tail Costume Party: Superheroes reviews
Fairy Tail has a costume party and the theme is SUPERHEROES. Natsu as the Human Torch! Lucy as Wonder Woman! Loke as...well...Loki. Okay, so he's a villain and not a hero, but he's deviously sexy. See how many comic superheroes you recognize in this wild cosplay party. Written for a contest...and did quite well, thank you!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-25-12 - Natsu D. & Lucy H. - Complete
17. Erza, Queen of the Fairies reviews
Erza has always wondered: do fairies really have tails? This question leads her on a dangerous mission unlike any other, into a forest where "magic" is just the beginning.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-25-12 - Erza S. & Gray F. - Complete
18. The Ugly Toy reviews
Levy is about to move in with Gajeel. While packing, she finds an old stuffed animal that brings back many forgotten memories of others who loved her dearly. Unrequited LevyxJetxDroy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-21-12 - Levy M. & Jet - Complete
19. A Dragon's Roar reviews
"No, not again! She can't be dead!" Natsu faces his worst nightmare...again.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-12-12 - Natsu D. & Erza S. - Complete
20. I Won't Be Weak reviews
Lucy is determined not to be teased for being weak, never again! However, what do her Spirits and teammates really think about her? And whose arms are these hugging her so tightly? LoLu or NaLu, whichever one you prefer.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-11-12 - Lucy H. & Loke/Leo - Complete
21. O'er the Land of the Free reviews
America finds a man dying in the desert, a vital link to his past... old man Native America. A 4th of July birthday gift, Rated T for some bloody visions of the past.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-4-12 - America & Canada - Complete
22. Fairy Musical reviews
The musical is in the process of being reinvented to exclude copyrighted songs. Be patient.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-4-12 - Published: 4-1-12 - Zeref & Mavis V.
23. Pour L'amour reviews
7 years after their adventures ended, Zoro collapses in a pool of blood outside Sanji's restaurant "Pour L'amour." Pirate King Luffy has been captured! Zoro begs Sanji to protect two women: Luffy's pregnant girlfriend and a lady with a green-haired kid.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,745 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-5-12 - Sanji & Luffy - Complete
24. An Irish Fairy Tail reviews
AU. Loke is an Irish actor in love with the aloof actress Lucy. SAINT PATRICK'S DAY behind-the-scenes with the cast of "Fairy Tail." LoLu, NaLu, GraZa, MakaPorly, LokexAries, Happy's a cranky midget in cat suit, and Hiro Mashima makes a guest appearance.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-17-12 - Loke/Leo & Lucy H. - Complete
25. The Stars Sing For You reviews
Imagine, if you will, Loke coming with a mandolin to serenade Lucy as she sits in a high tower. This is the sort of love ballad he would sing.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-16-12 - Loke/Leo & Lucy H. - Complete
26. Engraved In His Heart reviews
To say "Lucy is my everything" sounded cliché, but to say she was missing from anything in his life would be lying. Her smile, her very essence, was engraved in the heart of the Lion.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-20-12 - Loke/Leo & Lucy H. - Complete
27. Romeo's Story » reviews
The next generation of Fairy Tail: Romeo and Wendy! Chapter 4, Romeo isn't allowed to fight using magic when at school, so Elfman decides to teach him how to have "manly fists."
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 2-17-12 - Published: 10-2-11 - Romeo C. & Wendy M.
28. You Never Know What You're Gonna Get reviews
Lucy makes a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day. Who gets to be the lucky man to eat it? So many pairings! LoLu, NaLu, NaLi, Gruvia, Gajvy, and CanaxBeer LOL! T for a suggestive scene, but we don't see anything.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-14-12 - Lucy H. & Loke/Leo - Complete
29. Oh My Stars! reviews
Lucy yells, "Loke, what are you...? Idiot! Dammit, there's white stuff all over me." He replies, "I'm sorry, it just shot off." Poor Natsu overhears something he wishes he could forget. LoLu, crackish.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 2-5-12 - Loke/Leo & Lucy H. - Complete
30. Pride : A Drabble reviews
He understood about pride. After all, he was Leo the Lion. Still, he didn't like sitting back and watching her get hurt.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-22-12 - Loke/Leo & Lucy H. - Complete
31. Your Prince Is Here reviews
"Never fear, your prince is here!" He swore to stay by her side until the end. So what can Loke do when Lucy gets fatally ill? Merely stay with her and never let go. Bring the tissues!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 1-16-12 - Lucy H. & Loke/Leo - Complete
32. Desert Night » reviews
Sam leaps into a man riding a Harley through the desert with a few million dollars of Mafia money in his duffel bag. Al's more worried about the location: New Mexico, 1995! COMPLETE
Quantum Leap - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,430 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 12-30-11 - Published: 5-22-11 - Complete
33. Merry Christmas, Fairy Tail reviews
"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the guild, The mages were partying, the tables were filled." Both Makarov and Jellal play Santa in their own special ways. メリークリスマス, Merī kurisumasu, Merry Christmas!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-24-11 - Makarov D. & Jellal F./Siegrain - Complete
34. The 8th Candle reviews
One candle for her mother, one candle for her father... Happy holidays to all the Fairy Tail fans.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-23-11 - Lucy H. - Complete
35. Box of 'Nip » reviews
Loke goes crazy over catnip, but could something more develop while he's "high"? T for innuendo. LoLu, some NaLu.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,785 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 12-1-11 - Published: 8-25-11 - Loke/Leo & Lucy H. - Complete
36. Sayonara, Saiai No Shishi » reviews
"Farewell, Beloved Lion!" She knew it would happen one day. It was only a matter of time. Eventually, one day, she would have to say goodbye.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-20-11 - Published: 9-29-11 - Lucy H. & Loke/Leo - Complete
37. From Kitten to Lion reviews
"One day, my son, you shall inherit my position as the Lion." What if Loke isn't an ancient being, but only as old as he looks? One day he meets a very young Lucy. A promise made in childhood will affect the rest of his life. Chibi Loke. Super cuteness!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 11-19-11 - Loke/Leo & Lucy H. - Complete
38. Sky Fire reviews
With the members of Fairy Tail reunited, Romeo Conbolt sets out to accomplish one thing he always dreamed of doing: starting a team with his first crush, Wendy! Lots of cutesy bashfulness for RoWen.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-11-11 - Romeo C. & Wendy M.
39. Bee's Raps: A Collection of Raps and Parodies » reviews
A collection of raps and parodies for Killer Bee and crew! NEW: by request, a parody of "Rock Star" by N.E.R.D. Parodies are LEGAL, my friends!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 10-18-11 - Published: 5-26-11 - Killer Bee & Naruto U. - Complete
40. Quest for the Master Key reviews
Loke comforts Lucy after she's rejected by Gray, they meet real fairies, love ensues, but Loke gets in trouble with the Spirit King. Lucy goes on a quest for the Master Spirit Key to free him.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-28-11 - Lucy H. & Loke/Leo - Complete
41. I Can Wait For Him reviews
Izumi likes Himeji. Himeji likes Shinagawa. Shinagawa likes Adachi. Adachi likes all of them, as friends. Himeji waits for Shinagawa to make a move and for Adachi to -hopefully- turn him down. T for some language.
Yankee-kun to Megane-chan/ヤンキー君とメガネちゃん - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-20-11 - Himeji R. & Shinagawa D. - Complete
42. Sanji's Death Vision reviews
Sanji's life is fading fast, but instead of seeing his life flashing before his eyes, he sees the one person his life has revolved around... No really, it's funny.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-23-11 - Sanji & Nami - Complete
43. Love Confession in Medical Tent 3 reviews
Based on Chapters 539-540, Sakura's internal perspective on the sudden confession made in Medical Tent 3, and the fears and memories it stirs up.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-28-11 - Sakura H. - Complete
44. Hinata's Hymn: Golden Haired Ninja reviews
A love poem from Hinata's perspective, a shy girl in love with the class clown and village hero.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-26-11 - Hinata H. & Naruto U. - Complete
45. Like A Father reviews
Naruto contemplates the relationships he's made in Konoha, particularly one sensei who has become a paternal role model in his young life.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-25-11 - Naruto U. & Iruka U. - Complete
46. Smoke Signals reviews
Despite being a Yankee girl, Himeji never got into smoking. When she meets Izumi on the roof, a shared cig leads to more than an indirect kiss. Rated T for underage smoking, language, and a slightly forceful Izumi.
Yankee-kun to Megane-chan/ヤンキー君とメガネちゃん - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-2-11 - Himeji R. & Izumi G. - Complete
Manager of:
Community: Loke x Catnip
Focus: Anime/Manga » Fairy Tail

Staff of:
  1. Loke's Other Lovers
    Anime/Manga » Fairy Tail