Author has written 2 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, and Naruto.
Hello my name is Bailey though I loath the name. My fave books are Twilight Saga, Inheiredence Cycle, the Last Dragon Chronicles and a few more I don't feel like listing. TV shows I love are Bones, Fringe, Moonlight(damn those bastards for cancling it), Ghost Whisperer and House. I like ravens and birds of prey along with wild feline, members of the canis lupus family, and mythical creatures such as dragons, griffins, vamps ;) . Sooo generally anything with fur, scales, feathers, talons, sharp teeth and claws I will LOVE!! I also like moths, particartly the Death's Head Hawk Moth. And I HATE archindes(spiders). And because I'm a strange chick I'll tell you all something funny my friend Rachel told me. Friends are like potatoes...wanna know why? Because if you eat them they will DIE!! HAHA!! I love that ;)) I'm also morbidly curious about deadly plants. For example the Narcissus or Daffodil blossoms and bulbs contain narcitine and narcicysteine, which are poisonous alkaloids. Isn't that great!? Now I most likey won't write a fan fic but I will read em'! The fics I'll read will be Fringe,Bones, Silver Kiss, Dragon's Bait, Twilight, and the Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Avatar The Last Airbender, Mortal Instruments( long live MALEC!), Maximum Ride and lord knows what else. Ka. And dudes... Rockstars kick ass!!!! Lol good times, good times.
My profile is unnessicarily long isn't it?
Holy hell I have a muse! NEVER thought that would happen. I have about 4 Naruto stories and a creepy oneshot idea for Avatar The Last Airbender. I was scaring myself when I came up with the idea. No joke.
Avatar The Last Airbender: Zuko/Aang, Zuko/Jet, Zuko/Sokka, Zuko/Mai, Zuko/Katara, Zuko/Toph, Aang/Katara, Aang/Toph, Azula/Ty Lee, Katara/Toph, Sokka/Suki. And I ADORE Zuko and Toph sibling fluff!!
Mortal Instruments: Magnus/Alec (MALEC!!), Jace/Clary
Harry Potter: Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Sirius/Remus
Maximum Ride: Fang/Max, Iggy/Ella
Darkest Powers: Derek/Chloe
Twilight Saga: Bella/Edward, Jacob/Nessie, Jacob/Leah, Emment/Roselie, Carlise/Esme, Alice/Jasper, Seth/ME!!
Vampire Kisses: Alexander/Raven, Sebastian/Luna(I hate her though), Jagger/Me(if he was nicer)
SON OF A BITCH!! Please someone help me!! Im looking for a Twilight fic. It was called 'Forget Me Not' by In_elf. I cant remember what was in that blank space. It was a fic where Edward and Bella knew each other in Edward's time, he went off to war and Carlise turned him when he was dieing of chorline gas, Bella was dieing of something and a friend of Carlise turned her, and Bella stayed with the friend cuz she thought Edward was dead-dead, and Edward thought she was dead-dead. So then they meet in present day and Bella sees Edward with Alice and thinks their mates and that was the last chapter!!! Please help a chick out and lemme know if u know what fic and or author Im talking about.
RANDOM ASS SHIT!!!!!
Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.
I'm being nice. That means I'm plotting against you.
If at first you don't suceed, destory all evidence you tried.
Boy are like slinkys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down staires. ( This is a personel favorite of mine. Btw making a slinky "walk" down stairs is harder than it looks.)
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You falll off a cliff, I laugh even harder. ( This perfectly describes me and my friend Chy.)
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it when it's weird.
Children... you spend 2 years teaching them to walk and talk, ya spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up. ( I find this true. If I were a bad child. Which I'm not... as far as my parents know :) )
Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most.
Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up to.
I'm NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide!
I don't obsess! I just think intensely.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
They say " Guns don't kill people, people kill people". Well honestly I think guns help. If ya just stood there and yelled BANG! , I don't think too many people are gonna die.(ya sure? lets experiment.)
There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects. Its when they talk back that you need to worry.
Amatures built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. (and we all know how THAT worked out)
Who ever said words don't hurt OBVIOUSLY never got bitch slapped with a dictionary.
What ever dumb ass says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' hasn't tried to.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Alternate Names :
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Baizzle (basil? my gansta name is a fucking herb! XD)
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Azure Snake
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Elizabeth South
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Prebasni
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Silver Tea
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aelnny
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Kay
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Sam
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Citrus Intentions
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Grey Belt (wow. now there's a name you run away from)
11. Your star wars name: (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Preba
12.Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Liyexba
- Pick your birth month.
A GOOD FRIEND
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper "You will die in 7 days.."
Life's a BITCH
As I mature...I've learned that you cannot make somone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they give in...I've learned no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes...I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it...I've learned that that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes, after that you'd better have a big dick or huge boobs...I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourselves to others, they're more fucked up than you think...I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you finished...I've learned that we are responsible for what we do unless we're celebrities... And most importantly I've learned that people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the least important ones never go away...
Michael Jackson got to heaven. He asked God if he could get any whiter. And low and behold , out jumps Billy Mays with Oxyclean!( ok i feel kinda bad that i find this funny,but now i can never watch an oxyclean commerial without laughing! and u know shits funny if ur GRANDMA laughs at it)
Friends are like potatoes...wanna know why? Because if you eat them they will DIE!!
Adam Lambert is hot. Too bad he likes dicks not chicks. ( i came up with this in school one day)
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
1. What would you say about your boyfriend?
Goodbye My Lover
2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?
3. Your teacher is...
(OH GOD NOOOOO!!!!)
4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
5. How would you describe your next-door neighbors?
Separate Ways [Worlds Apart]
(I don't know this song)
6. What would your Best Friend say about you?
(She'd do that. I totally believe it.)
7. How do you feel right now?
Just Like You
(that feels kinda awkward)
8. What’s on your bedside table right now?
Love Like This [feat. Sean Kingston]
9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Know Your Enemy
(not biblically I hope...)
10. When you open your wardrobe, you see...
11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?
The Best Damn Thing
(I can see myself doing that)
13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show.
Blood On My Hands
(I can see that too)
14. Your life's theme song?
(O.o that's not very reasurring)
15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Don't Go Away Mad [Just Go Away]
(well that's mean)
16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?
17. Your motto is...
You Give Love a Bad Name
(I could see that happening)
18. If you could buy anything in this world, you would buy...
Gives You Hell
(I can do that for free)
19. What did you dream about tonight?
Leave Out All the Rest
(o.o twas a sad dream, apparently)
20. Any last words?
The Lion Sleeps Tonight
(in the jungle, the quiet jungle)
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (If this is happening, it's probably time to send your keyboarde to a nice retirement home in Florida.)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
If you believe that straight, gay, bi, and lesbian people are all equal and entitled to their beliefs, copy and paste this into your profile
93% of American teens would have a severe emotional break down if someone called them a freak. if you are part of the 7 that would ask the person "what was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.
92% of American teens would die if ambercrombie and Fitch/American eagle told them that it was uncool to breathe. if you are one of the 8 that would stand there laughing, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile (haha im such a hypocrite!)
Put this into your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile.
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Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
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If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
5 Truths of Life.
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it
3. The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face
Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.
If you noticed that the Akatsuki members usually get defeated after they rip off their cloaks, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Don't take off your cloaks you guys! O_o)
If Fanfiction is to you like MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
Okay. Between my friends there has been an ongoing battle as to wether or not Gaara is more emo that Sasuke. If you believe that Gaara, the emo god, is more emo than chicken ass over there, then copy and paste this onto your profile. Support The Emo God! Also if you copy&paste this send me a message, because I need all the help I can get against the moron Cameron. Thx!.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.
Fact of life: after Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says W T F.
My imagenary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.
My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.- Adam Savage, Mythbusters
"Orgasm on a stick." -a Asian gay guy mentioned this to my friend DarkCherokeeSwordsWoman at a store. To which she responded "That's his job", refering to his boyfriend. Who was a blonde Asian. I love blonde Asian gay guys. Dunno why. They're my favorite at this current moment.
Only in America would a device capable of launching rivers of fire at people be less regulated than marijuana. Wanna know what the hell I'm talking about?. You won't regret it.
Ignore the homophobes--they're gay.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile
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If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile
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If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.
All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
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If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile
Screw cookies - the Dark Side has YAOI!
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
YAOI!! If you love Yaoi then YOU ROCK!! and you should put this in your profile
If a video game/anime/movie/book/fanfic has made you cry, post this in your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
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Please read this:
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
"My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That's how she learned how to swim. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.' "
"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you."
"You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over?? Movie Day."
"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."
"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner."
"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
"Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?"
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
RIP We shall remember
You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
Which Hetalia Character Are You?
Cheerful, energetic, crybaby, and irresponsible, is prone to fits of whining and crying, has a tendency to hum, and sing, and touch people a little too much.
In the Hogwarts Sorting Hat test I am: SLYTHERIN!
84% Slytherin- Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power
60% Gryffindor- Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous.
55% Ravenclaw- Students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable.
44% Hufflepuff- Students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working.
The Personality Test
84%- Openness to Experience.
35%- Positive Activity
You are great at singing, acting, and you love your friends. You have LOTS of confidence in yourself, and are not afraid to get mad at someone. And when you are, you don't talk to them for a long time. You make everyone laugh, and you are a great friend. Sure you have some haters like everyone else, but they are just too uptight and serious to realize that your hilarious! ] You care so much about your apearence (which isn't a bad thing) and if someone does something as little as rubbing their hand around your hair playfully, you get mad and try to fix it. you are a great person and are loved by so many, even if it doesn't feel like it sometimes. You have changed lots of peoples lives in a good way, and you are always getting a new boyfriend/girlfriend ]
You just cant help yourself, can you? Maybe if you took your mind out of the gutter for 5 minutes you might be able to make something out of your life.
You're not that pervy!
You know what the average person knows and that's good. Keep it that way and you'll be fine. Otherwise...
Werewolf- You enjoy being by yourself, 1 or 2 friends are good enough for you, you're simple but you're kinda an outsider but that's what you'd prefer.
Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
Three Parts Of Your Heritage: (Since I don't really understand the question I'm just putting down my most note-ible traits.)
Three Things That Scare You:
Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
Three Of Your Favorite Songs:
Three Things You Want In A Relationship :
Two Truths And A Lie:
Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
Three Names You Like:
Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
YOUR GUY SIDE -
You love hoodies.
- YOUR GIRL SIDE -
You wear lip gloss/stick.
The Gaara/Jinchuriki Playlist! (these songs, for whatever reason, remind me of Gaara or Naruto or the jinchuriki as a whole. If you disagree, I don't give a damn. If you have a suggestion, I'd like to know.)
Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park
I Will Not Bow by Breaking Benjamin
Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace
Monster by Skillet
Last Resort by Papa Roach
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor by Drowning Pool
World So Cold by 12 Stones
Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day
Bring Me To Life by Thousand Foot Krutch
Sharpest Lives by My Chemical Romance
Enter Sandman by Metallica
And in honor of Orochimaru's death- Ha Ha You're Dead by Green Day
That's What They Said!
A small part wanted to screech 'Fine bastard! Be that way, but you're giving me one of your shirts since you threw mine in a pile of dirty sheets! Of course he didn't. Because he was mature.
- Naruto about Sasuke from Landscaping Day by Aikage
No. Besides, you have to release that fangirl back into her native environment, lest we disturb the natural order.
Natural order my albino-
- Kakuzu to Hidan about a captured fangirl. From Demon Dog by xotakux2002x.
….*hands plane tickets*
Pein: What are these?
Tickets to Hawaii. You'll be staying in a luxury hotel there for a week.
Pein: How is that suffering?
Simple. You'll have to come back to all this.
- the author to Pein. From Crack Fic by xotakux2002x.
But I've got plenty of energy to waste, un! I can still go for hours!
Please don't say that, I might just rape you in your sleep.
Surprise Sex, un. Not rape if I enjoy it.
- Deidara to Sasori after they have sex. From I Choose My Life by Xx-Twisted.Ever.After-xX.
"How did you beat me?" Sasuke's eyes widened for a fraction of a second until he rolled them and smirked up at Naruto.
"I stood there and looked pretty."
Naruto to Sasuke in Mechanical Malfunction by Yobster29.
I kinda want a soda but I kinda don't.
Then go get one and stare at it until it looks good.
Me tellin DarkCheerokeSwordsWoman about my beverage troubles.
Keywords: the lollipop song, Team Taka, Team 7 and Akatsuki. Add in bowel ,mix well and cook up some entertainment.
Neji dancing to I'm Too Sexy.
Neji and the Macarena song! .
Kay so to those who don't know what the carameldansen is, know that anything with it is going to be A) funny as hell, or B) fucked up.
This is a bit creeeeepy is what it is.
Don't listen to this anywhere where you can't listen to constant cussing.
Please note: FANMADE VIDEO! This is not where the actual Tobi takes his mask off.
Ok if you get bored with the song then skip to about 4:25 and listen to the funny part. You might have to turn it up a bit.
Oh the funny shit people do when they're bored.
*grinz* Watch and enjoy.
There once was a youngster named Stu
If yaoi were vodka
Favorite Artists/Bands: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Taylor Swift, Rihana, The All American Rejects, Black Eyed Peas, Pit Bull(the rapper), Avril Lavigne, Flo Rida, Green Day, Jason Aldean, Justin Timberlake, Justin Bieber(yes fuckers I like bieber music), Katy Perry, Kesha, Lady Gaga, Kelly Clarkson, Lifehouse, Linkin Park, Nickelback, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus , Metro Station, Sugarland, Shakira, Beyonce. And a LOT more.
Favorite Artists: Ruth Thompson
Favorite movies: Avatar(the Cameroon one), Van Helsing, The Lion King(yes I like Disney movies), The King and I, Mulan, Harry Potter movies(they are very true to the books), Eragon (not very true to the book), Dragon Heart.
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