|Stefan Lee Salvatore|
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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Kingdom Hearts, and Vampire Diaries.
Wow... I've realised, I've been on fanfiction for over a year... This surprises me!
So I used to hate Twilight. EEEWWW! Why would any one want to read that stupid book Series. It Wasn't until my BFFL started to read them. Then I was like Oh great now I have to read them so i KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.
So I got my sis's Twilight book that she had just bought one week ago and started reading. It took me 9 hours to completly finish reading Twilight. I was done Within 48 hours of Reading. Then I started reading Fanfiction and soon Enough I started writing my own.
I Figured why only allow my friends to read this story. I made an Account and started typeing. That's how I made my First story Passion of Vampires.
I'm like OMG I can't believe how good this sounds. I'm like starting to confuse myself. That is like so Awesome!!
Also If you haven't figured out by now I am a girl! It bugs me when I don't know what gender a person is. Also I am sooo NOT preppy. I am actually more on the awesome somewhat popular geek side.
Also, now I'm a sophmore, and in Marching band. Sooo if you read this, you should know, I don't update much at all. I DO plan on finishing all my stories one day though.
Something for a little bit of fun.
If not for Emmett where would all the fun be?
"Hey Bella, will you arm wrestle me?"
"Bella broke my arm!"
"I did Not!"
"Emmett fix your own arm!"
"Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blond? Put a mirror att the bottom of a pool." Jacob said.
5 hours later:
"Rose baby lets go home now. You have been here long enough."
"No Emmett I'm trying to get my mirror out of the bottom of the pool.
That stupid mutt put it down there so well I can't get it out!
THAT IS MY FAVORITE MIRROR!
JACOB WILL DIE ONE DAY!"
I wonder if Alice can fly?
"Why are you on my back Kairi?"
"To see if you can fly."
"Who told you I could fly?"
"Bella. She called you an annoying short pixie. Pixies can fly so you can fly!"
"I can NOT FLY!"
Carlisle Cullen is a monster!
He drank 5 patients blood today and killed them!
He was locked in prison and police looked 30 minutes later and he was gone!
No word on where he is.
Esme Cullen needs to build a castle for them to live in.
Then no one could here each other.
Wouldn't it be nice if no one heard other peoples buisness.
SO WHY WON"T ESME BUILD A CASTLE?
Two Words: Emmett Cullen
He would destroy it within a week if they were lucky.
First he tells her he loves her.
Then he leaves her.
Then he begs for forgiveness.
Then he proposes.
Then he has a kid with her.
Then he changes her.
Wasn't the point of him not leaving her in the beginning so he wouldn't bite her or kill her?
Why won't he kiss me? He is always so hesitant.
"BELLA! STOP THAT I DON"T WANT TO KISS EDWARD!"
See wasn't that funny?
With every breath I think of you,
Every day We seem closer,
Everytime I saw you,
I said I loved you all those times.
Every day We seemed closer,
Every day We seemed closer,
Now is the time to say good bye forever,
Now that you won't change me.
Every day We seemed closer,
Maybe one day You will come to me.
Every day We seemed closer,
Every day We seemed closer,
Above this is a song. I wrote it and I call it Why did it Come to this? (Everyday). It is somewhat based off of Twilight and it has awesome pics with it(If you could only see them.)! So TTFN PEople. YOu may contnue reading onward if you wish! Oh yeah if Ya really want to make an account on my Home page and then PM me or something I'll show you the forum that has the pictures for it!
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.
It's Band GEEK, not Band NERD. If you are going to try to insult me, at least do it right!
I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.
How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? Am I the only sane person?
Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?
--98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. ((I have. Very embarrassing.))
--If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. ((I'm so happy I get to copy and paste this one.))
--98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. ((Hehe. Bagels.))
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. ((I don't wonder. I know.))
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! ((Plutonians!))
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
--If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile.
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
--If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
--If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit some freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. ((Oh, the stories I have...))
If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile. ((And it never came! Those bastards...))
--If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile
If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.
If you are always listening your Ipod , copy & paste this to your profile!
If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you watched the same movie every day when you were little, copy this to your profile.
If you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile.
--You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. (And multiple other Twilight words. Volturi, Carlisle, Irina, etc.) If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes post this on your profile. ((It's this writing and reading stuff, its not my fault!))
--If you'd die to become a vampire and dream to be a Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish Emmett was your big brother, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you went to sleep at around 2 am or later reading the Twilight books, copy and paste this onto your profile.
--If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your proflie.
If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have spent a whole day reading Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn, without any food, copy and past this to your profile.
-If Edward's mind reading, Alice's visions, Jasper's empathy, Rosalie's tenacity, Emmett's strength, Esme's love, and Carlisle's compassion are only a few of thousands of reasons why you're Team Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know Edward Cullen is a fictional character, and don't give a damn, copy and paste this into your profile. ((lol!))
If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
--If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. ((filthy bloodsuckers))
--If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copt this into your profile. ((I'm a contradiction! w00t!))
If you have too many of these copy and paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.
--Okay, so who likes tacos? If you like tacos, copy and paste this into your profile. ((I like tacos! o.o))
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.
If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile.
--If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.), Phish Tacko (Edward Cullen (Twilight), Marty McFly (Back to the Future)),Renesmee47(Edward Cullen Jasper Hale Emmett Cullen Carlisle Cullen Jacob Black), Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes. (Edward C., Jasper H., Emmett C., Carlisle C., Cpt. Jack Sparrow, Legolas) Xion Cullen (Edward Cullen, (Twilight) Harry Potter, (Harry Potter DUH!)Fang, Iggy, (fang and Iggy from Maximum ride))
"I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned."
"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"If I was a man with gills I would be a fish."
"I like sundaes on Sundays that leave me in a sun daze."
Ryan: Hey, Colin, here's a little puzzle for you.
Colin: Alright, Ryan.
Ryan: If you were to sit in a chair and put a goat to sleep, what would you call that?
Colin: -smiles confidently- A grilled cheese
"Now if you excuse me, the apple rang and I have to go make sure the chicken's not on fire." - Me (Don't ask.)
"Nothin' worse than getting your pigtails shot off." - Nola (Castle in the Sky)
"I hope you haven't been showing off - it's rude!" - Esme Cullen
"Nobody dressed by me ever looks like an idiot." - Alice Cullen ((So true.))
Me: Well, that's a load of crap.
My Sis: Crap?
Me: A load of it!
"It doesn't matter if the glass is half-full or half-empty. Just drink the damn thing and get it over with."
"I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it."
"All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative."
"There is more to see than can ever be seen. More to do than can - oh wait, that's The Lion King... But the point stands!"
"Humans: the only race that attempts to find ways to blow themselves up."
"The real problem with reality is that there's no background music."
"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter!"
"It's all fun and games until someone loses their pride." - Nabiki (Ranma 1/2)
"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."
"How people treat you is their karma. How you react is yours."
"Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives." ~ William Dement
"People discuss my art and pretend to understand as if it were necessary to understand, when it's simply necessary to love." ~ Cluade Monte (painter)
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
"Listen to your heart. Then use your head."
"Forbidden to remember; terrified to forget. It's a hard line to walk." ~ Bella Swan
"Hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you." ~ Emmett Cullen
"The woman came from the man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior. But from the side to be equal, under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
DISNEY QUOTES (aka: The Best Quotes) xD
Cheshire Cat: Oh, by the way, if you'd really like to know, he went that way.
Alice: Who did?
Cheshire Cat: The White Rabbit.
Alice: He did?
Cheshire Cat: He did what?
Alice: Went that way
Cheshire Cat: Who did?
Alice: The White Rabbit
Cheshire Cat: What rabbit?
Alice: But didn't you just say - I mean - Oh, dear.
Cheshire Cat: Can you stand on your head?
Merryweather: It looks awful.
Flora: That's because it's on you, dear.
Timon: Who's the brains in this outfit?
Timon: My point exactly.
Elizabeth: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack: I love those moments... I like to wave at them as they pass by.
"Have I ever been wrong? ... I mean whe it's important!" - Skuttle (The Little Mermaid)
"Mustard?! Don't lets be silly!" - Mad Hatter (Alice in Wonderland)
"-is freed from a cage- I'm free! I'm free! -falls into a pillory- Dang it!" - The old heretic (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
"Nobody move! I dropped my brain." - Captain Jack Sparrow
"I'm awfully sorry. I didn't mean to frighten you. But you don't know what I've been through. And all because I was afraid. I'm so ashamed of the fuss I made." - Snow White ((Don't let fear rule you.))
"Sometimes it's better to be alone... Nobody can hurt you." - Meg (Herculese)
"In every job that must be done there is an element of fun." - Mary Poppins
"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all." - (Mulan)
"No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing the dreams that you wish will come true." - Cinderella
"All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them." - Walt Disney
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