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Hey, my nick names Dolly, I prefer it when people call me Dolly... it would be my pen name but someone stole it 1st!, inconsiderate little terd ... well I guess this is my home page... or what eva you call it. so anyway Ima gonna put whatever I want on it! And you can stop me MWHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA... hmmm what AM I gonna put on it?...
None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces in the folowing text- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little, tiny words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will probably point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth.
Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel...
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Some sayings that I really like:
"I wonder if my heart stopped beating... then would this pain inside it stop too?"
"I wish my lawn mower was emo so it would cut itself."
"some times friends are like animals, they like to run free and nakid amonst the trees of the forest"
"Slience is golden but duck tape is sliver"
"I wish I could gather all my tears into a pool and drown you in it"
"if vodica was a was a pond and I was a duck, Id swim to the bottom and never come up, but vodcas not water and Im not a duck, so pass me a drink and shut the hell up"
"Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it’s the middle that counts the most."
"BE OPTOIMISTIC, All the people you hate will eventually die"
"Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enoth to follow"
"I love EMO boys with their EMO hair & their EMO clothes"
"there is nobody on this room byt me and mr reflection... I dony know which I hate the most"
"I wish I was as INVISIBLE as you make me feel"
"Its ok... I wouldnt have picked me either..."
"I think its cute when you say I pretty, Its just that I hate LIARS"
"I was having such a good day untill I woke up!"
"a little girl sands in front of me and cries, I don’t know what to do.. so I do what every1 else it doing... I walk away, but It only now that I notice this is a memory of myself... my life is flashing before my eyes... any when my sad 15 years pass before my eyes... I die from loneliness"
A feel good story
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
You're never alone...
93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.
Don't be one of those people.
Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you!
kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises.
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