hihihihi...

I am Lady Wench Hawthorne-cat, Thorn in King’s Side! Goblin of Mischief & Mayhem! Underground Champion in the Owl Sprint!

Im a silly mostly friendly/stressed faecat living behind a couch... basically Im just here to read...

I post my art on DeviantArt see http://hawthorne-cat.deviantart.com/

please please check out my art... artists love comments the same way authors love reviews!

I like extremes...

fully committed pull out all the stops go for broke!!1
I love crack
I love comedy
the sillier the better!
BUT with intelligence and wit and puns!
god I love puns and references and stuff that makes us the reader think!!!
I love romantic ... give it to me till I drown!
I love dark
broody dangerous and ooooh sooo delicious!
I love surprises
I love to be shocked thrilled and amazed
and I love it naughty!!!

I know thats alot to ask for free