quietruby
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since: 10-10-09, id: 2110495, Profile Updated: 05-31-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hello!!

I've trolled other people's profiles for what to write and I still feel weird 'telling you about myself'. It's just not natural, but here goes anyway...

I'm married to Rob and we have two children. He doesn't like to tell anyone about me, because naturally I'd be hated, so he pretends to be single. Now some of you might wonder what I look like, you know, because to have snagged Rob I should be good-looking, so this is what we'll do...shut your eyes...are they shut? Yeah? Okay, so picture the most beautiful woman ever...got it? Now times that by 100 and that's getting warm. Oh and I never got stretch marks with either pregnancy AND the weight just fell off me.

Yep, so there you go. *smiles*

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1. Dinner Reservations » reviews
When dinner isn't the only thing on the menu... AH; BxJxExL
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,407 - Reviews: 2961 - Updated: 12-4-11 - Published: 11-14-11 - Complete
2. TwentyEight Days reviews
Edward, living with a permaboner, finds a way to satisfy all his vampy needs. NGL, you need a strong stomach. LOL.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 65 - Published: 8-26-11 - Edward - Complete
3. Christmas Stalkings reviews
The lives of two strangers intersect in one packed mall on a very magical Christmas Eve. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,275 - Reviews: 202 - Published: 12-23-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete