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Author has written 66 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Fullmetal Alchemist, Left 4 Dead, Kung Fu Panda, Winx Club, Happy Tree Friends, Tomb Raider, Digimon, Heroes of Might and Magic, Warcraft, Fallout, Portal, Harry Potter, and Mass Effect.

Hello, friend! Thanks for visiting the newest version of my profile! You may skip all that stuff if you wish, but - wait, hold on. You've suddenly gone crosseyed. Are you oka-?

'0.o ! A SUDDEN EPIPHANY; DO NOT PUBLISH ONLINE IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE CRITICISM OF ANY KIND. END OF REVELATION. ! o.0'

Oh, you're back! Had me worried there!

All the stories written under this account are mine. I do not steal stories, nor do I publish any of these works elsewhere. Not in whole. Not in part. If you find any of my fics listed on another site or under another user name, or you discover that sections of my work have been copy/pasted into someone else's fiction, please inform me of such; it counts as theft. Thank you.

Profile Picture; Behold the Dragon Age candle!

Disclaimer; I do not own this candle. I merely found it beautiful. It belongs to the makers of the Dragon Age animated film, Dawn of the Seeker. Full credit goes to Electronic Arts, Bioware, and Entertainment One. Watch the film for the magic of the candle. For the plot, too.

MA (Really Mature) Content is Banned According to Rules and Guidelines, Viewable under Publish; Rules and Guidelines (For Real, Man!)

"http://www.FanFiction.Net only accepts content in the Fiction K through Fiction M range. Fiction M can contain adult language, themes and suggestions. Detailed descriptions of physical interaction of sexual or violent nature is considered Fiction MA and has not been allowed on the site since 2002."

Just something to think about...

The Good News; Easy Ways to Fix Common Rulebreaking Material

(ツ)Songfics: Disclaimers are not enough. The Fix; Ensure that the lyrics of your chosen song are in the public domain. Otherwise, you are stealing.

(ツ)ToD/Submit OCs/Choose Your Adventure; Interactive fiction is not allowed. The Fix; Ensure that all your submissions are received via PM, never reviews, and if you have gotten review submissions in the past, politely tell your audience to stop doing so. Post relevant polls on your profile, and post character sheets on your profile or as an author's note, the latter being acceptable as long as the rest of the chapter is story content.

(ツ)Lists/Help Me Finds/Announcements/Rants; Non-story content is not allowed to be published. The Fix; Transfer the information to your profile and delete the non-story publication.

(ツ)MA Content; Extra mature fiction is banned. The Fix; Move your MA fiction to another site that does allow MA content.

About Me, Should You Wish to Know:

People call me PaP. I've been asked before about my unusual penname, and the explanation is simple. Honestly, I have no idea. :/

I started off writing for Sonic, branched out a lot since then. I like to think I've improved significantly during my time here and I continually strive to better myself, since perfection is unobtainable, which means I'll never be perfect. This gives me the excuse to keep plodding along at my own pace without an end in sight. I've made a lot of great friends along the way. I've also met a lot of unpleasant people. One of those things, I guess. There's bound to be at least one douche bag at every party. And this is a big party...

My favourite fandoms are Sonic, Kung Fu Panda and Portal. Wow. I am so random. There's, like, no connection there at all. Except for the talking animals and two of those fandoms being game based... uuh. Favourite characters for the above would be Rouge, Tigress and GLaDOS respectfully. Especially GLaDOS. Like, when you scream, "Portal fangirl!" I turn and say, "What? I'm very busy doing GLaDOS related stuff right now." GLaDOS is awesome.

Everybody has their own reason for being here. Personally, I love to read, and my love for reading helped me discover this place, which in turn got me to sign up. I write for the fun of it, though at the same time, I'm pretty serious about what I do. I also write as a means of expressing my feelings, and I expose myself to criticism quite intimately as a result of this (so, please, try not to be an asshole when you review with butthurt). I want to publish three hundred fanfics, but I plan to go on until I can no longer write at all (end of the internet, my death, etc). So if I suddenly vanish and stay silent for a very long time, then I probably am dead. More likely I'll die before the internet does.

Anyway, I'm a fairly reserved person. I love animals. Do not like kids. Enjoy quiet places where I can read a good book or draw something. Though the account may fool you because I don't take shit from strangers with silly pennames, in reality I'm actually very sweet. I'm one of those people who's soft on the inside and stoic on the outside. I'm mild in mannerisms and have a long fuse before I go rawr. I like being polite to everyone (except trolls, rulebreakers and sometimes plain idiots - maybe a combination of the three). I am reasonable. And like anyone, I do get cranky sometimes, so you'll have to accept me for that. You can't change me, and I cannot change you, so we'll just have to deal with any differences we have, hmm?

Always willing to extend the hand of friendship to those not likely to bite it. I've casually chatted with some of the fruitcakes on my Dumbass Wall. Safe to say, I'm not interested in befriending any of them.

The Stuff that Gets Me into Trouble (I Have an 'Opinion' and People Don't Like That!)

(ツ)I am a concritter. And proud of it. The only people who will appreciate what I do are those who are able to accept the advice of others and make an effort to follow the rules.

I have chosen to take a polite yet honest approach to reviewing, at least most of the time (I don't humour fools). I do not have to like every story I read and I know from personal experience that praise isn't everything. Regardless, it stands true that I love to be constructive if the story is worth fixing.

I will not pat the backs of rulebreakers, support plagiarists, feed trolls or rub the bellies of those who write dismally shitty fanfiction. I will warn them, and probably Report them also, but only as a final resort. Although I know that I cannot cure/remove every rulebreaker or help every beginning author, I do what I can, and that's better than doing nothing at all.

Nobody is perfect, like I have previously said, but don't be childish about it. You cannot succeed if you don't actually try at all. Really make an effort. Show respect to yourself and your readers by working hard to write good, compliant fiction, and shut up with the excuses about why you can't, or won't. If you are brave enough to write online then you should care enough to write something worth sharing with potentially hundreds (or even thousands) of people. Not everyone will like your stories, but if your fic is good and follows the rules, you can stand tall and keep writing with confidence.

A review sent to someone who I can tell is genuinely making an effort will very likely not have a Report attached, because I do not want to see such works removed. I dislike idiots and I'd prefer it if they'd take their drivel elsewhere, but I'll happily shake hands with the few people who are trying to write something enjoyable. I can usually tell pretty easily whether you're mucking around or actually want to please your audience.

(ツ)I'm doing you a service, here. You either listen to what I have to say, or you don't.

Concritting isn't always easy, especially when most of the fanfics one is expected to review amount to steaming piles of crap. Then there are those authors who think they're somehow important. That it's their God-given right to be outright rude to anyone who doesn't blindly praise them for the shit they produce. And sometimes, they have friends or family equally insane. Then they gangbang the concritters. Totally justified, right? Wrong. So like many concritters before me, I've had to grow a thick outer skin and try to be unaffected by all that. Getting offended isn't the answer.

If I review your story, I do not intend to make you cry. I have better things to do than upset little kids. I happily accept review requests from those who seek improvement, but remember that tooth rot doesn't help anyone. I'm nice, but I'll say what I think and you can either accept my opinion or refuse it. If you get mad at me, even months after the fact, then that's just fine. Your bad behaviour will amuse me, as it only proves that you shouldn't write. Why? Because your head is rammed so high up your ass that you obviously cannot tolerate honesty and you're trying to hide from it.

(ツ)You can always PM me if you need any help.

Stuff that Makes Me Mad, Lolz

Plagiarisers. Talentless hacks. There is no excuse for stealing someone else's intellectual property and pretending that you wrote it.

Authors who attack their concritters.

People who fail to realise that it is the site's Admin who delete stories and not the concritters who Report them.

Unfunny trolls.

People who act like unfunny trolls, but are totally serious. These people shouldn't be allowed to breed.

Gangbangers.

Belly-rubbing idiots who wouldn't know good writing if it hit them in the face. They encourage poor fiction rather than try to offer means of improving it. It hurts my soul to see opportunities for a beginner to improve utterly thwarted with every falsely encouraging OMG I LUVS IT YAYZ response given by the audience. Those aren't reviews. Call it textual vomit that only gives the author undeserved ego boosts. Then when a concritter comes along and puts the truth out there, it's all FLAMER IN THE BUILDING!!! No.

Blatant rulebreakers.

Morons who use the "but everyone else is doing it" excuse.

Kiddies who use the "don't like, don't read" excuse.

Jerks who use the "it's not my fault! I have (insert debilitating condition here) and that's why I write bad fanfiction/am a flaming asshole/both" excuse.

Whiny fanbrats.

Crappy OCs. As in, I hate almost every single OC in existence. It takes great talent to make OCs work. If you have awesome OCs, I applaud you.

Pairing wars. Anyone can love anyone, okay! So what if Sonic is with Sally or Rouge is with Shadow? They're fictional characters. Deal with it.

Homophobia. Seriously. There are more important things to be afraid of. The zombie invasion may one day come! Stock up on plants.

Romantic depictions of rape.

Weak female characters. Whether a good girl or a bad girl, the girl's gotta have substance.

Reviews that have nothing to do with the story. Might as well send me a text saying something like 'suck my donkey nuts.' It'll have the same effect.

Anon reviewers that are rude. Seriously, screw you people for thinking that acting in such a way is somehow funny. It's not. I feel really sorry for you cowards.

Mean PMs. Nobody likes those. So don't send them!

Being blocked. It just breaks my heart. It's mostly annoying, though.

The End. I hate that, too.

Notes and Things:

Old Fics; (A Warning? Or Something)
My older stories might be a little shoddy, but I keep them here because they mark my progress, from then up until now. Read them if you wish. Concritting is a bit of a waste of your time since my old works don't reflect my current abilities, but if you feel the need, be my guest.

Incomplete Fics; (May Reach Completion)
I have a number of multichap projects which I have failed to update in some time. This is because my interest jumps around a lot and I have real life things to attend to. That does not mean they are abandoned. I may suddenly return to an old fandom of mine and write up a storm. But don't hold your breath, friends.

Requests; (Maybe)
I don't really do story requests anymore, though I can be convinced otherwise. I accept concrit requests. Drop me a line anytime!

Me, Elsewhere!

ツ I am part of the Brotherhood of the Pen:

RANK: Beta

NUMBER: 20

GENDER: Female - now you know. If you didn't before, I mean.

NOTES: I am a Mentor. If you need help, I am willing and able to assist, within the group and beyond.

ツ Kelvin's forum is a gathering of curious Sonic authors. We chat, we write, and we share funny quotes from time to time.

ツ I am a member of and help moderate the Eliminator group. Feel free to visit our forum, but please be respectful. We report rulebreaker fics. We do not delete them. That is up to Admin. If you must complain anyway, or if you'd like to say thanks, first introduce yourself here, then kindly go here. You're welcome!

The Wall of Dumbass - Concritters, Beware

Why was this mean old Wall created, anyway? As a place of remembrance. There are people out there who think they can act like ass-hats and quietly get away with it. My wall is a place where they won't be forgotten. They can only redeem themselves. An apology might work, or just a change in behaviour.

Those who are on this list deserve it.

Sonicepiloguelover - flames his concritters and is a dumbass.

Love'n'Peace21 - thinks anon bashing is funny and is a dumbass.

Niallie - irrational quitter who abuses the report function and is a dumbass.

DolphinBooty - total troll who abuses the review function and is a dumbass.

UGVuaXNsb3JkNTAwMA - troll is unfunny and is a dumbass.

slashblack89 - frustrated virgin plus cowardly asshole who has gangbang friends to fight for him and is a dumbass.

DARK ARES LINK - struggling porn addict who acts as a gangbang friend of the above cowardly asshole and also is a dumbass.

Lokii-not-Odinson - favours 'fat ugly lesbian' spam and is a dumbass.

Biggmomma46 - the reason why redneck horses shouldn't be let near computers and is a dumbass.

ShiningShadow1965 - the reason why wanna-be-horses-who-are-really-just-big-llamas shouldn't be let near computers and is a dumbass.

Crimson Banner- gangbang friend of the above horse and llama who acts like a hypocritical flametroll and is a dumbass.

Names Removed from Wall; 1

Special Mention:

This Friggin' Guy - evil incarnate.

Thank You, Kindly Reviewers!

To all of those who have said helpful and motivating things to me in the past, I wish it to be publically known that I appreciate you. You have no idea how important you are. I've met many wonderful people through chatting with reviewers and it's a blessing to have known you. (ツ)

That's It, My Profile is Through; Thanks for Reading!

Take the time to smile today! Be blessed. May your life be long, your body and spirit healthy, and may you experience much happiness.

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1. Bond reviews
The passage of time can simplify intimacy. The world doesn't need to understand the relationship between the two of us.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-15-13 - Ruki M./Rika N. & Renamon - Complete

2. Vacant » reviews
There has been a cataclysmic event. All colours have been sucked from the surface world. Corpses litter the streets. Monsters hunt for bodies still warm. Two dysfunctional allies must work together if they want to survive. Where are the Heroes, now?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,565 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 11-28-12 - Published: 5-8-12 - Rouge & Amy

3. The Outing reviews
Shepard takes the ladies out for some fun on the Citadel. Tali is energetic. Liara is in love. Ashley just can't tell the aliens from the animals, which could be trouble as there is a cat stuck up a tree that needs rescuing. Only one woman has the qualifications.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-9-12 - Shepard (F) - Complete

4. Embrace reviews
Rika didn't expect to find herself lying in Renamon's comfy arms upon waking. The cuteness was shameful.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-4-12 - Ruki M./Rika N. & Renamon - Complete

5. Play reviews
Rouge pulls the reluctant Knuckles into a game. He finds himself enjoying the activity more than he'd expected to.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-24-12 - Knuckles & Rouge - Complete

6. Whiteout » reviews
A mysterious and devastating parasite is brought aboard the Normandy from a distant ice planet. A struggle for survival tests friendships and resolve alike. Soon Tali is the only sane one left. Sanity is relative.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,452 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-6-12 - Published: 8-16-12 - Tali'Zorah & Shepard (F)

7. Theatre of War reviews
A night at the Flux cannot be considered a success without convincing your commander to dance.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-10-12 - Tali'Zorah & Shepard (F) - Complete

8. Parched reviews
Love is like water. Don't drink it too fast. Savour the taste - it tastes of nothing.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-26-12 - Rouge & Tails - Complete

9. Observations reviews
Wheatley thinks he's got them both figured out.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-18-12 - Chell & GLaDOS - Complete

10. Calamity reviews
Chell experiences a nosebleed. GLaDOS overreacts to it.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-5-12 - Chell & GLaDOS - Complete

11. Passion reviews
A love to last for all eternity.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-5-12 - Shadow & Rouge - Complete

12. Misconduct reviews
Hermione likes cats. She finds herself unable to resist McGonagall, and her professor's reaction is surprising.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-13-12 - Hermione G. & Minerva M. - Complete

13. Reassembly reviews
Orange longs for Blue, currently exploded by GLaDOS. Chell is displeased and the Central Core soon finds herself in a lot of trouble.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-11-12 - P-body & Chell - Complete

14. Mantra reviews
A soft moment of togetherness is shared between two familiars.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-7-12 - Ruki M./Rika N. & Renamon - Complete

15. Dairy reviews
We all want something from someone.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-6-12 - Rouge & Fang/Nack - Complete

16. Fashion reviews
It's common scientific knowledge that GLaDOS looks good in a hat.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-22-12 - Chell & GLaDOS - Complete

17. Symbiosis reviews
I won't put you down tonight.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-12-12 - Rouge & Topaz - Complete

18. Terror reviews
GLaDOS is different and Chell is conflicted with this experiment. Things get a bit crazy when there's suddenly two homicidal rivals competing for the same human in the name of science. Cake is a cruel, manipulative idol of destruction. The Guardian comes.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-10-12 - Chell & GLaDOS - Complete

19. Duel reviews
Chell simply wanted to bother GLaDOS. The mute lunatic did not expect the AI would engage her in a battle for the ownership of her nose, nor did she realise the lasting ramifications of newly gained knowledge. They are severe, and GLaDOS takes advantage.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-28-12 - Chell & GLaDOS

20. Science Salsa reviews
Dancing is not science, but Chell is determined to dance anyway and prove GLaDOS wrong. The AI suffers some unexpected malfunctions, such as head bobbing. 'Fun' is not an intended function. A virus is the cause, surely. The mute lunatic infects them all.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-24-12 - GLaDOS & Chell - Complete

21. Princess reviews
To Chell, GLaDOS' excuse seems a little egotistically skewed.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-15-12 - Chell & GLaDOS - Complete

22. Abhorrent Admirer » reviews
Chell has adopted a Franken Turret, and despite her greatest efforts, it does not like her at all. On the positive side, it does seem rather partial to GLaDOS. If only she felt the same. She was never a very warm, fluffy machine, but maybe she's just shy?
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-28-12 - Published: 3-27-12 - Chell & GLaDOS - Complete

23. Unexpected reviews
When GLaDOS said she had a surprise waiting in store, no amount of preparation and stoicism could ready Chell for the absurdity about to follow.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-5-12 - Chell & GLaDOS - Complete

24. Diversion reviews
Chell simply wanted to keep GLaDOS company. She didn't mind being unwanted, sleeping on the floor of the Central Core Chamber whilst watching ancient, grainy home videos about cats being cats. Likely further symptoms of her sustained brain damage.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-26-12 - Chell & GLaDOS - Complete

25. Union reviews
You came back. Lunatic.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-24-12 - Chell & GLaDOS - Complete

26. Black Rain » reviews
A sinister black flood hits the Valley. The Five, Shifu, Po and the surviving villagers must flee for their lives as their poisoned loved ones hunt them and their homes burn. Tigress steps forth to defend them when hope seems lost. She returns - changed.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,870 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 2-22-12 - Published: 2-23-11

27. Escape reviews
They were an unlikely pair in a synthesised world. But just as the teenage girl confessed her forbidden affection for the Digimon who stood beside her, she woke suddenly, and was forced to face reality once more. F/F
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-12-12 - LadyDevimon - Complete

28. Vacation » reviews
She woke up in a strange place. Problem is, she's dead.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-5-11 - Published: 10-28-11 - Rouge & Shadow

29. Analysis reviews
Beware the pretty ones.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-18-11 - Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman & Rouge - Complete

30. Lucky 38 reviews
The responsible Courier drags Cass's drunken self back to the relative safety of her suite. What happens next, however, is a bizarre twist in their little adventure. She wonders if Cass will remember it all the next morning. Perhaps it doesn't matter...
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-13-11 - Courier & Cass - Complete

31. Daydreamer reviews
Their relationship was a fairytale: the beautiful Princess and her unorthodox knight.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-24-11 - Blaze & Cream/Cheese - Complete

32. Impulse reviews
Moira's visit was unexpected and, in the beginning, unwanted. But in the end, the Lone Wanderer was glad she came. 'A girl can change her mind, can't she...'
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-22-11 - Lone Wanderer & Moira Brown - Complete

33. Mirror reviews
If I had been a better person, I would have stopped right there.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-21-11 - Amanda Evert & Doppelganger - Complete

34. Harpy's Cry reviews
It was an act of kindness. She deserved death, and he gave her a second chance at life.
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-17-11 - Orc - Complete

35. Undisclosed reviews
He had loved her. But fate can be so very, very cruel. Wood Elf/Naga
Heroes of Might and Magic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-9-11 - Complete

36. Touch reviews
The Digimon simply watches me, boring into my soul impassively with her frostbitten gaze. An invitation.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-16-11 - Takato M. & Renamon - Complete

37. Furnace reviews
Simulation terminated.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-15-11 - Knuckles & Rouge - Complete

38. Trapped » reviews
Injured and confused, Zoey finds herself trapped in a desolate warehouse with a powerful Witch holding her captive. But why? Why does this Witch keep her alive? Perhaps something even more powerful than hunger has taken over. Perhaps... loneliness?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,466 - Reviews: 227 - Updated: 7-12-11 - Published: 3-21-10 - Zoey & Witch

39. Claustrophobia reviews
He was holding onto me. Holding on so tight, like he was scared of losing me. And trapped here, locked away in his strong arms, I realised that I had no room to breathe. We were one.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-26-11 - Rouge & Knuckles - Complete

40. Static reviews
I see your mouth move, friend, but I cannot hear the words.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-22-11 - Blaze & Amy - Complete

41. Push the Button, Turn the Knob reviews
You can only do the same thing for so long before you start getting a little bit crazy.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-15-11 - Rouge - Complete

42. Beaten reviews
Even when at the very end of their rope, when everything was coming to a crushing end and the world they knew was being taken away forever... they still could find comfort in each other.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-8-11 - Sonic & Blaze - Complete

43. The Last Job reviews
She didn't want to do it. Never wanted to hurt him. But she desperately wanted to feel perfect.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-8-11 - Rouge & Knuckles - Complete

44. Mother reviews
But she was just a Thrall. Nothing more, nothing less.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-14-11 - Doppelganger & Natla - Complete

45. Avalon reviews
After joining forces to defeat Natla, Lara and Amanda finally escape. Bearing heavy wounds, they walk side by side back to civilisation. But Lara's condition is getting worse and Amanda realises the error of her ways far too late...
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-14-11 - Amanda Evert & Lara Croft - Complete

46. Chocolate reviews
Rouge was never the warmest person. She certainly didn't have the patience for Amy's tears. But the more she tried to ignore them, the sourer the taste became. Suddenly, trying to eat all those chocolates by herself seemed a very difficult task indeed...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-5-11 - Rouge & Amy - Complete

47. Late Night Television reviews
Up late one night watching something peculiar on TV, Omega decides to ask Rouge about the strange activity happening on screen. The explanation she gives him is quite a gruesome one indeed, leaving the normally emotionless robot feeling rather worried...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-18-10 - E-123 Omega & Rouge - Complete

48. Best Friend reviews
Blaze has always felt a little awkward around Cream. But when the young girl decides to pick her feline friend wild flowers as a token of affection, aloof Blaze ends up feeling even more awkward and, quite oddly... flattered.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-17-10 - Blaze & Cream/Cheese - Complete

49. Skin Deep reviews
Their bond is a gamble, both deadly and sweet. And somehow, she always finds a way to bring out the good inside of him. After all, beauty is only skin deep. To love someone, you must reach inside them... and see the friend within the monster.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-29-10 - Flaky & Flippy - Complete

50. Orange Juice reviews
Flaky will never be the same again.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-18-10 - Flaky - Complete

51. Utter Randomness » reviews
A series of random pairings featuring the Furious Five, Po, Shifu, Tai Lung and Mr Ping, written with the aid of a great deal of chocolate. Warning: contains aspects of weirdness and fluffiness inside. Enter at your own risk. May contain femmeslash/slash.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-12-10 - Published: 8-10-10

52. Stress Relief reviews
After a long day of training, Po tries to alleviate Tigress' muscle cramps with acupuncture. Things don't work out quite the way either of them expected...
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-12-10 - Tigress & Po - Complete

53. Instinct reviews
A playful, rare moment is shared between Tigress and Po when the mighty feline discovers the joy of pouncing on unsuspecting people...
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 7-7-10 - Tigress & Po - Complete

54. Forbidden Desires reviews
No one can know the love we share. No one would understand our bond. This desire I feel for you, however wrong it may be, is all we have to hold on to. And I won't give you up for anything. Not even my husband... Dark Darcy/Stella one-shot.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-1-10 - Stella & Darcy - Complete

55. Rough Love reviews
Viper and Tigress have a small disagreement, and Viper decides it's time to teach the feline a lesson in manners...
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-1-10 - Viper & Tigress - Complete

56. Confessions reviews
While taking part in an embarassing tea party with Cream, the young doe asks Shadow some tough questions, forcing him to think about his relationship with his best friend Rouge. Could he finally admit what he has felt for her for all these years?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-2-10 - Shadow - Complete

57. Partners reviews
Who would have known that all Gluttony had to do to soften Lust up was simply call her by her secret nickname... that only he was ever allowed to use.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-16-10 - Lust & Gluttony - Complete

58. Dance Lessons reviews
My entry for Chaos Controller15's writing contest- With the school dance around the corner, Sonic plans on making an impression. While practising his moves in private, he gets an unexpected surprise from Rouge as she offers to 'lend him a hand'...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-13-10 - Sonic & Rouge - Complete

59. Familiarity reviews
Shadow misses Maria with all his soul and blames himself for her death. On the verge of depression, Rouge offers him some comfort and he finally realizes that although Maria may be gone, her memory still lives on within his heart... always.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-24-10 - Shadow & Rouge - Complete

60. Dangerous Attraction reviews
Rouge and Julie-Su have their final showdown within the depths of a crumbling tomb, fighting for possession of the Master Emerald. However, things take an unexpected turn when Rouge decides to use seduction as a weapon...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-5-10 - Rouge & Julie-Su - Complete

61. The Magic Mushroom » reviews
Desperate to save his emerald, Knuckles makes a crazy decision. Creating an imaginary mushroom with the powers to grant beauty and immortality, he promises to give Rouge all she ever wanted return for his gem. But the mushrooms grant the very opposite...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-6-09 - Published: 12-4-09 - Knuckles & Rouge - Complete

62. The Trap reviews
Rouge thinks she's got everything figured out when she convinces Knuckles to leave his island for the evening, giving her easy access to the Master Emerald. Eager, she sets out to claim it as her own- but gets stuck due to her own carelessness. Oh dear...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-3-09 - Rouge & Knuckles - Complete

63. The Art of Seduction reviews
Knuckles wants his jewel back, but Rouge has other ideas. Frustrated, he resorts to desperate measures to win her over and get his emerald back- he will have to use his 'charms' to capture her heart and make her melt. But things don't go so well...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-30-09 - Knuckles & Rouge - Complete

64. The Handbag reviews
When Cream and Cheese discover Rouge's sparkly new handbag, their curiosity is aroused and they decide to take a 'tiny peek' inside, a peek that becomes a full on war between the two as they use Rouge's lipsticks and perfume as weapons... and get caught.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-23-09 - Cream/Cheese & Rouge - Complete

65. The Failed Cake reviews
For their anniversary, Tails decides to bake a delicious chocolate cake for his beloved Cream. However, inexperienced with the way of the spoon, poor old Tails ends up getting a little 'caught up' in his baking...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-18-09 - Tails & Cream/Cheese - Complete

66. Tell Me You Love Me reviews
A cute moment between two unlikely friends while strolling through snow. Rouge decides to use tickling as a method of torturing an "I love you!" from an unsuspecting Amy Rose.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-17-09 - Rouge & Amy - Complete