| hahaharrypulp |
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Fifty Shades Trilogy. Welcome to my profile! Let me start off by saying all the stories I write on here are completely for fun and are total jokes. I read a lot of Fanfics and I make fun of common themes like Snape's prowess and Ron's bumbling. I also try to think of the weirdest parings possible and write funny sex stories about them. I often laugh as I'm writing them so don't take them to seriously, unless your into that freaky stuff, lol. I hope you find them amusing and I love my reviews! I read them over and over and they make me smile or laugh, even if I'm to lazy sometimes to write back and thank you. Thanks for visiting! | |||||
1. 50 Shades of Yellow » reviewsWhat happens when Anastasia Steele meets Mr. Banana? A humorous and absurd rewrite of 50SoG.Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-16-12 - Anastasia S. & Christian G.2. Pita, Gale and Haymitch 3 way reviewsKatniss can't decide between Pita and Gale so decides she doesn't have to.Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-20-12 - Katniss E. & Haymitch A.3. Harry's Ridiculous Adventure » reviewsThis story is a sick, depraved, disturbing humor story. Harry does several characters. *New* If you have an idea for the next Whorecrux, tell me in a review!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,616 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 7-7-11 - Published: 2-23-10 - Harry P. & Dobby4. Mirror of Erised Disturbed Fantasy's reviewsWhat happens when Dumbledore leaves the Mirror of Erised out? The first story features Hagrid's secret desires for buckbeak.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-3-11 - Rubeus H. & Buckbeak5. Snape XSE » reviewsWe've all heard about Snape's prowess. Well Snape has a big surprise for Hermione. Another HahaHarry production! A note for you less than silly people who think this is serious: This is a parody and a joke.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 3-8-10 - Published: 2-21-10 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete6. The Sorting Hat's Love reviewsThis is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 443 - Published: 1-28-10 - Hermione G. & Sorting Hat - Complete7. Orgy at Hogwarts: A New Year » reviewsA story of Dumbledore's depraved yearly "fundraiser" Very sick, disturbing and funny.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-4-09 - Aberforth D. & Sorting Hat8. An Orgy at Hogwarts » reviewsAnother disturbing tongue and cheek story! Everybody does everybody. I do not own any HP characters. Reviews are encouraged. :pHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-3-09 - Albus D.9. Hermione and Hagrid Disturbed reviewsThis was written tongue and cheek. Rather disturbing and hilarious. I do not own any Harry Potter characters!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 10-15-09 - Hermione G. & Rubeus H.