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since: 10-12-09, id: 2112721, Profile Updated: 10-28-09
Author has written 8 stories for Tin Man.

If you've come here for ineffable wisdom, cosmic insights and a soothing backrub, you've come to the wrong place. If, however, you're looking for Tin Man-related fiction, I may be able to help you. I mostly write one-shot stories and scenes, and I work in a single universe, so that the stories can complement one another and I can sneak in cross-references (which still amuse me hugely because I have a mental age of about nine and am easily pleased).

Also, it should be noted that I write slash. Specifically Cain/Glitch, but I deal with the emotional relationship and seldom with any of the physical stuff. This isn't out of prudishness; I am quite simply useless at writing sex scenes and would much rather expend my energy on plot than subject anyone to my feeble descriptions of people grinding unimaginatively away or trying to think of suitable descriptions of character genitalia. There are plenty of writers out there who are considerably more talented at describing bedroom antics - seek them out.

That's not to say that everything I write is Cain/Glitch-centric but, like I say, single universe, so it's tacitly understood that if anyone's going to get together, it's going to be those two. So if you were looking for Cain/DG, Cain/Raw, Glitch/Ambrose (and that always makes my head hurt), or DG/Glitch, you may want to put on your shunning hat right about now.

Other stuff - not that you needed to know: I'm English, in my early thirties, a biologist by education but not by profession, and I use far too many adjectives. Seriously. If I get started on something descriptive, you may want to pack a lunch.

Also, I like reviews. Everyone likes reviews. Lengthy discussion about plot holes, Outer Zone culture, Azkadelia's chest-monkeys and my inability to use the common household semi-colon are welcome.

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1. Tin Horses and Paper Planes » reviews
The invitation to the celebration, in honour of the Queen's birthday, had come at just the right time. A year had gone by since the eclipse...
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,920 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-6-09 - Published: 10-14-09 - Cain & Glitch
2. A Munchkin Legend reviews
A piece of Munchkin mythology, translated by Ambrose. Well, he can't have been inventing cosmic lasers and things all the time...
Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-27-09 - Ambrose - Complete
3. c plus i over a plus b reviews
A problem, where 'a' equals 7 and 'c' is a Constance. Yes, the title is a bad maths pun. Sue me. Ambrose's parents knew he was different. They just didn't know how different. Also, you should probably read 'No Place' first...
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-17-09 - Ambrose - Complete
4. No Place reviews
When you're a headcase, one place is pretty much like the last place.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-17-09 - Glitch - Complete
5. Some Assembly Required reviews
It's Ambrose's first day at the Central City School of Science, and he's already taking things apart...
Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-17-09 - Ambrose - Complete
6. Rememberance reviews
Glitch is no good at talking to women.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-17-09 - Glitch - Complete
7. cOZplay
Someone thinks they look good in a uniform. Total fluff, with a side of very mild slash.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Published: 10-17-09 - Cain & Glitch - Complete
8. Four Shadows reviews
A brief conversation between Ambrose and the Queen set them both on a fateful path.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-17-09 - Ambrose & Lavender Eyes - Complete
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