Um...Hi. Okay, so, You can just call me, My Lady Vader, or LV. I love Star Wars, Pride and Prejudice, National Treasure, Bend it Like Beckham, and Pirates of the Caribbean. I am in love with the Books of Bayern by Shannon Hale.

I'm not against gays or lesbians. I'll still read your stories, if they do not have any slash in it. I won't 'shun' you. Pretty much, hate the sin, love the sinner thing, you know? I'm not racist, blablabla. Anywho...thats pretty much it.

Um...so...please, do not swear if you are reviewing my stories, and no flames. Thank you.

Favorite Parings: Anakin/Padme, ObiWan/Siri, Geric/Isi, Finn/Enna, Dasha/Razo, Rin/Conrad (I'd love to see a cute fluff about them!) Jessie/Joe, Jules/?, Ahsoka/? (I might be okay with Ahsoka/Rex, but not now.) Will/Elizabeth, Gil/Anne, Ian/Sarah, Alan/Ellie (I was extreamly disapointed when I found out they never married)

Least Favorite Parings: Obi Wan/Sabe, Obi Wan/Padme, Obi Wan/Ventress, Obi Wan/ Ahsoka, Anakin/Ahsoka, plus anything slash or femmeslash.

If you know the number of the garbage masher maintenance hatch in A New Hope, copy and paste this into your profile. (3263827!)

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If you haven't read any of the Twilight books and don't feel incomplete in any way for not doing so, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you nearly kill yourself laughing whenever you see one one of the Night at the Museum movies, copy/paste this into your profile.

... you've memorized the Jedi code.

... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.'

... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.

... you address your teachers as "Master."

... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.

... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.

... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.

... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.

... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.

... you know how to write in Aurebesh.

... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'

... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.

... you understand any of this.

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If you spend time reading such things as these and find the as intriguing as I, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you utterly loathe and despise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan,JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, Xaja Silversheen, anakinpadmekenobi, My Lady Vader

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Even when you can't sense him GOD is there! If you belive in GOD, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I don't write slash! if you don't write slash, copy and paste this into your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

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The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

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If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

A good friendwill bail you out of jail. A best friendwill be sitting next to you saying, "Dang, we screwed up bad!". Put this in your profile if you have a best friend.

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile. (Scared to death of it. I don't eat anything with aspertame or red dye #40 in it.)

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you only break for falling Jedi masters, I congratulate you.

If Master Yoda tells you that he sees malt liquor ads in your future, don't get mad, get even.

Never let Luke Skywalker install a suround sound system. More than likely, it'll be THX.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile. (Yup. Pretty much.)

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If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Padme Vader (Thats all you get)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Padizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:(fav color and fav animal):

Blue Horse

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Rebbecca Foster

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Vadpatis

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Green Sprite

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Adeuakh (What?!)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Elizabeth

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Currin

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

Ddubdeeia.