Ummm... This is my profile... you already knew that, though.

Name: David Jenkins III (Not really, but that would be amazing. You know, if I was a dude.)

Age: between 8 and 8,000

Favorites:

Movies: Harry Potter, Vampires Suck, Monsters Inc. (They're making a third one :3 )

Books:
Harry Potter (Can't stand Ginny, for some reason. She and Harry are cute, though)
Percy Jackson (Love Percabeth, Hate Annabeth, weirdly enough)
Maximum Ride (Hate Max. Love Fax. Don't know why)
The 39 Clues (Amian or Iamy. Either way, it sounds Japanese)
The Murder of Bindy Makenzie(read this book because I saw it on a library check out receipt in another book)
Son of the Mob (Read this book because I loved the 39 Clues. It was funny :D )
Skeleton Creek (Read this because it was on a poster in my school library)
Tomorrow When the War Begins (Just randomly picked this book up at the school library. Fell in love.)
Pretty Much Anything by John Marsden (Tomorrow When the War Began made me obsessed)
Thirteen Days to Midnight (Probably the best horror book ever. Jacob x Oh= Joh Touching Spirit Bear (though I think the ending stinks Dx )
Farenheit 451 (Didn't understand half of it, but I loved it)

Music:
Simple Plan
Yellowcard
Hey Monday
Blink 182
Avril Lavigne
Reset
Sebastien Lefebvre
Jimmy Eat World
Kelly Clarkson
The Thermals
Assemble the Skyline
All Time Low
Black Cards
Fall Out Boy
Hot Chelle Rae
The Summer Set
Mumford and Sons
Neon Trees
Evanescense
My Chemical Romance
The Who
The Police
Kansas
The Beastie Boys
Tobuscus (I'M A BIRD MOTHA F)
Green Day
We Are The In Crowd

These are my favorite bands. -puts on hipster glasses- You probably never heard of them (or most of them. Or... five of them. Or more. You know, it depends)

About Me: ...Just ignore this section

For my next trick, I will copy and paste quotes from my Facebook profile!

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'I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an axe murderer.' -Max

'"I feel like, like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain."' -Mah smexy Iggy

'"Nope. We're kinda more low- tech than that. Like, having Kleenex would be a huge step for us."' -Max

"You... are... a...fridge... with... wings...we're... freaking... ballet... dancers." -Mah not-as-smexy-as-Iggy Fang

British announcer dude: The question was 'What does KITT stand for', and the answer is not... what did you put?
Pierre (from Simple Plan) : Screw you

"Iggy, I need you. I love you. I need all of you, all five of you, to feel whole myself. Now get up, before I kill you."
"Well, when you put it that way ..." -- Max and Iggy, book 2 of Maximum Ride

"Everybody's getting Terminator but us!"
"Why would only two seats be showing something different?"
"There's an international conspiracy to bore me." -- Dan, Amy, Dan Cahill

"Isn't that just like a Cahill? Why say something when you can turn it into a feng shui puzzle at the Great Wall of China?" -- Nellie (the 39 Clues)

"Why can't you just lie and cheat like the others? Can't you see that's better than beign nice one minute and then turning around and selling us out? It may be very Cahill, but it stinks. Grace had a saying: fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, I'll conk you with this pet carrier!" -- Dan Cahill (the 39 Clues)

"That's a really terrible band, I can tell by the lyrics... I think it might be us."- Haley Williams (Don't like Paramore. Go ahead, shun me.)

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan

"Starting today, we're gonna start to blog like hardcore Microsoft nerds."
-Chuck Comeau (From Simple Plan)

"...someone decided to throw a bottle that was full, and they had really good aim, and it landed on my face."
-Pierre Bouvier (Simple Plan)

"It's ironic that after a bunch of shows where we got pelted with bottles, nothing happened, and then the one show where like five bottles get thrown, it's like, 'Bang!'"
-Chuck Comeau (Simple Plan)

"['Crazy' is] about all the bad things in the world. It could've been a 12-minute song with each verse about a different topic, but that wouldn't work," he said. "So it's about a few specific things: the gap between the rich and the poor around the world ... how women are objectified in the media, and all the stereotypes they're supposed to live up to."
-Pierre Bouvier

"Apparently I have a big fat Asian head."
-Sean Mackin (Yellowcard)

"mah belly demands sacrifice..."
~My Bestie.
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'How I Feel' is the best story in the Spirit Bear category.
Why?
It's the only one there :D
Good thing, too. I was afraid someone would read it. But, since no one likes Touching Spirit Bear enough to write FF about it, no one cares enough to read it. Thank the gods.