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Author has written 55 stories for Star Wars, Harry Potter, West Wing, Twilight, Host, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Doctor Who. I am a college student and a free-lance writer of all sorts. You'll notice a wide variety of genres on this page. A few notes on that. Everything involving Pink 5 (Stacey) is posted by the grace of Trey Stokes. He's the crazy/awesome guy who created the character and wrote and directed the movies of Pink 5. They are about a girl named Stacey who is...well, a Valley Girl. She inadvertently makes just about everything in Star Wars happen (for example, she was the one to convince Han to come back and save the day at the Death Star). She trains with Yoda, she hangs out with Darth Vader, she kicks major butt as a Jedi. You get the idea. Pretty much, they're the most absurdly funny thing out there, including Spaceballs. One day, I wrote a Pink 5 fanfic for the first time and he and Mr. Stokes, Chris Hanel (the other writer of Return of Pink 5) and even one of the VFX guys named Fig somehow found it. That would be Totally My Squadron and I had been bored enough to write a story in which Stacey applied for Rogue Squadron after Endor. The next day, after I had expressed an interest in helping out through their volunteer request form, Trey emailed me and offered to let me write Pink 5 stories more formally, as long as I could put up with his editing process. I, personally, would have let Darth Vader tap dance in Morse Code if it meant I could play around with the PU (Pink 5 extended Universe). Since then, he has very helpfully been my sounding board and let me write the backstory/midstory for those films. It's the closest I can think of to breaking their slogan of "No prequels, we promise." :) Anyway, if you hate these stories, blame him! Naw, I'm just kidding. Go watch his films Pink 5, Pink 5 Strikes Back and Return of Pink 5 at www.atomfilms.com. | |||||||||||
1. Going to the Chapel reviewsIt's the most important day of Donna Noble's life. Of course an old friend has to turn up. Non-AU 11/Amy story.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-7-09 - 11th Doctor & Amy2. For Keeps » reviewsThe story of a girl, a boy and a Quidditch season. This is a story by a friend's request about the experience of Ginny Weasley being a Chudley Cannons fan. Lots of mush, quite a bit of humor and written with all the love and affection of a Red Sox fan.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,752 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 9-14-09 - Published: 9-22-07 - Ginny W. & Harry P.3. What to do with a drunken Doctor reviewsThe Doctor's first Valentine's Day after Journey's End has a bit of a surprise.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-15-09 - 10th Doctor & Jack H. - Complete4. AcceptanceBuffy's responses to college admissions essay. Pretty much humor and my first crack at this fandom.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Published: 11-5-08 - Buffy S. - Complete5. Game On reviewsBaseball, Denali vs. Cullens style.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-5-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete6. May We Have Our Halloween? reviewsIt's Renesmee's first proper Halloween and the Cullens celebrate with a bit of a twist...Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-31-08 - Renesmee C./Nessie & Bella - Complete7. Creative Accounting reviewsJust how did Bella expect to pay for Dartmouth, anyway... A humorfic set near the end of Eclipse.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-24-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete8. Making Beautiful Music together reviewsIn Breaking Dawn, Edward recalls a time when Emmett and Rosalie were pretty hard to stomach as a couple. This is a story about his way of coping with it.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-25-08 - Edward & Esme - Complete9. In the Right Spirit » reviewsAll of the Cullens have their own ideas of heaven and hell, but what happens when two Mormon missionaries come to call? All in good fun but meant to be humorous. And before you think I'm not qualified to write this, I was a Mormon missionary in SoCal.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 7-24-08 - Published: 5-6-08 - Complete10. Crash Course reviewsBella, Jessica and Angela are on a girl's night out in Port Angeles and there's not much that can really go wrong when you're just shopping, right? Response to Eowyn77's Danger Magnet Challenge.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-18-08 - Bella & Angela - Complete11. Changeling » reviewsA year after the end of Twilight, Bella returns to Forks, WA a very changed person. An AU in which the battle against James didn't go as planned.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 7-2-08 - Bella & Edward12. Wrong Turn at Nantucket » reviewsIt's Harry and Ron's first time Apparating to America, but they miss their target. Latenight White House chaos ensues. west WingHarry Potter crossover.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 7-4-08 - Published: 12-13-07 - Harry P. & Ron W.13. Wonder and Awe reviews*Breaking Dawn minor spoiler* In Chapter 1, Bella runs into two car fanatics while driving. This is their story.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-2-08 - Bella - Complete14. Missing Her reviewsThe night that Bella went missing in the woods, from Mike Newton's point-of-view.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-31-08 - Complete15. Cullen Couture » reviewsThe year is 1975 and Rosalie and Alice decide to celebrate their latest graduation from high school by hitting Fashion Week in Milan. This is a response to a President's Day challenge to have the Cullens or Hales meet a historical figure. Guess who...Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-27-08 - Published: 4-24-08 - Complete16. Maternal Instincts » reviewsPosting here until ff.n has a section for The Host: A year after the souls begin to be implanted, a widowed mother comes to terms with the possibility that her newborn daughter might be one of the hosts.Host - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,616 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-26-08 - Published: 5-13-0817. Duck and Cover reviewsIt's no fun being a new student at Forks High. Mike Newton helps the new guy in his gym class, Edward Cullen, get adjusted.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-1-08 - Complete18. In Absentia » reviewsThe diary of an Imperial officer's wife and the Imperial 'home front.' Updated once daily for the year of 2008.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-8-08 - Published: 1-5-0819. If You're Hoping I'll Return » reviewsHermione, after the end of Deathly Hallows, is determined to do anything to reunite with her family. There are just a few snags to overcome in that process.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 12-22-07 - Published: 7-22-07 - Hermione G. & Ron W.20. Heads UpJosh Lyman is apprised of a threat to the President. Well, sorta... This is a semicrossover of The West Wing and a delightful mockumentary called Duck, Duck Goose.West Wing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Published: 11-18-07 - Josh L. & Donna M. - Complete21. Wife of Deceit » reviewsThe love story of Senator Palpatine.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-22-07 - Published: 9-7-07 - E. Palpatine22. To Gather Stones Together » reviewsAfter the climactic ending of To Cast Away Stones, Luke, Leia and Han return to the Alliance. They must face the consequences of what they have discovered and to fulfill their mission, one way or another.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-22-07 - Published: 6-22-07 - Leia O. & Luke S.23. The Last Time I Carried Him reviewsHagrid returns Harry to Hogwarts, his true home, but he has some last thoughts about the matter.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-25-07 - Rubeus H. & Harry P. - Complete24. Friends reviewsPart 2 of my Fanfic 100 response, an exploration of Neville and McGonagall's friendship as they stand together against the Death Eaters at Hogwarts. Minor spoilers for Deathly Hallows.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-22-07 - Neville L. & Minerva M.25. Innocent Proven Guilty reviewsMaura is five years old and doesn't dabble much in politics, but there is one thing that her parents make sure she knows: The Jedi are the enemy. The problem is, it's never that simple with a friend.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-17-07 - Complete26. To Cast Away Stones » reviewsIn order to change the course of history, the Alliance undertakes a dangerous mission to eliminate Vader, led by Leia Organa, the girl he tormented, and Luke Skywalker, the son of the man he murdered. There's just one catch: Vader doesn't exist yet.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,019 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 6-17-07 - Published: 5-6-06 - Leia O. & Luke S. - Complete27. Too Much For One Heart reviewsIn an AU vignette songfic, Padme reflects on her decision to raise her son and the dangers it presents. Written to Too Much for One Heart, a song cut from Miss Saigon.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-14-07 - Padmé Amidala & Luke S. - Complete28. Beginnings reviewsIt's not every day that your young man turns 11 and Neville isn't quite sure what will become of him. A McGonagall and Neville story, prompt 1 in the Fanfic 100 challenge.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-4-07 - Neville L. & Minerva M. - Complete29. In the Best Interests: Lovers reviewsBail Organa and Breha Antilles come to terms with the difficulties of courting a Queen. Prompt 23 of the Fanfic 100 challenge.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-4-07 - Complete30. Not In the Plan reviewsLuke Skywalker, hero of the Alliance, needs a new hand. Problem is, he first needs to get his insurance to cover it.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-7-07 - Luke S. - Complete31. Questionable Charges reviewsSomeone's using Anakin Skywalker's bank accounts five years after his 'death' in the Jedi Purges. Can two intrepid financial agents figure out why?Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-4-07 - Darth V. - Complete32. Between the Lines reviewsAs a new Master, ObiWan is asked to keep a journal for the first six weeks of training.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,021 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-29-07 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin S. - Complete33. High Communication reviewsA Jedi Padawan is lost 3,000,000 lightyears from home and his Master wants him back. If I gave away any more, this would be ruined, but it's a crossover. And it's ridiculously funny as an idea.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-21-07 - Yoda - Complete34. The Spirit Still LingersLeia learns that death is not always the end of communication...Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Published: 12-20-06 - Leia O. - Complete35. Wounds Within reviewsIn the aftermath of Revenge of the Sith, the Naberrie family tries to adjust to the fact that Aunt Padme went insane instead of dying.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-20-06 - Padmé Amidala - Complete36. Taking Sides reviewsStacey Pink 5 wants to get on with her life and get an education. Naturally, the best idea is to go to the Imperial Academy. There are just a couple of problems...Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-27-06 - Complete37. Totally My Squadron reviewsRogue Squadron needs new pilots, but what will Wedge Antilles do when a Valley Girl comes to apply? An authorized story in the Pink 5 universe.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-27-06 - Complete38. Empty reviewsThe story of how Bail and Breha decided to adopt their daughter.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-9-06 - Complete39. Love, QuiGon reviewsA friendship told in letters, starting when QuiGon was 15 and starting an Attachment note the capital with a 15yearold Alderaanian. It's not a romance.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-6-06 - Qui-Gon J.40. Ennathing Everything Nothing and Sand reviewsA story of two New England violinists in a Galaxy Far Far Away. Chaos ensues, but that's only natural.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-14-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.41. All the Wrong Places » reviewsMy version of Ep 3--the fall of the Republic, the birth of the Empire, the extinction of the Jedi, and the start of a familyStar Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,070 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-9-0342. Victory Dawn » reviewsA story of the beginning of the end, the last days of a long war and the dawn of a new hopeStar Wars - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,688 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-19-0143. SECOND CHANCES » reviewsIn the weeks before the Empire attacks the Rebel base at Hoth, two tenuous friends learn that sometimes a second chance is crucial. A H/L fic.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,345 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12-14-0044. THE LAST DAYS » reviewsA story of the last days of one life and the discovery of another. Aka Princess Leia Organa's last days before the Battle of YavinStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,585 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-7-0045. THE QUESTION reviewsOne day, someone asked the nagging question that has plagued SW fans for years: can stormtroopers actually hit a target? Read on for more detailsStar Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-17-0046. RENDEZVOUS reviewsAfter escaping from Duros, Han and Leia take some time to resolve issues. May I suggest reading Kathy Tyers' Balance Point first?Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-2-0047. THOUGH DEEPENING TRIALS » reviewsFor a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. This is the story of two of them.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 62,263 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-28-0048. INTERLUDES reviewsHere it is, the long-awaited companion to SOIREE. Read that first or this won't make sense; now it's Luke's turn to confront the man who calls himself his father. R/R!!!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-25-0049. SOIREE reviewsAt a diplomatic reception, the worst of enemies get the opportunity to confront each other on several issues. Darth Vader vs. Princess Leia. Things could get interesting.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 10-21-0050. AS I LAY ME DOWN reviewsIn the aftermath of Bespin, Luke and Leia deal with what's happened to them and confront the future.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-21-0051. Chosen Paths reviewsA prequel version of Tangled Web. Focuses on Anakin and Amidala's relationshipStar Wars - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-6-0052. Deadly Sunrise reviewsA story of the unknown heroes of the Battle of EndorStar Wars - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-6-0053. Empty Chairs reviewsA companion piece to Deadly SunriseStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-6-0054. Who Gives This reviewsJust before Han and Leia's wedding, Luke has a few things to say.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 10-5-0055. Tangled Web reviewsSome speculative plots that flesh out the SW characters' relationships, mostly L/L ficStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,394 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-5-00
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